/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17151203
lol 30 mins of leisurely cycling probably burns off like two bites of that food

>>17151203
That is so stupid. Just exercise on your own.

this is the dumbest thing I've witnessed today

>>17151203
directions to burger king

>>17151203
Large Double QBC meal only cheese add Mayo

one seat sniff, please

>>17151203
I order the employees to make me food, make it right, because that is what they are being paid for.

exercising while eating is terrible
even immediately after eating is bad

>>17151203
1x junior chicken
1x mcdouble (often w/o pickles)
1x small refilable drink

best bang for the bucc all around US/Canada

succ it jew boi from the prairies time to offer yourself to the coastmeisters

>>17151237
they are allowed out of the bug pod for only short intervals

I order you to blow me asswipe

Triple cheese
20 piece mcniggy/2 medium fry app deal
Sometimes I'll get a tote of cookies too.

>>17151203
>What do you order at McDonald's?

I always buy mcchicken and I've been using the free large fry coupon (with $1 min purchase). Fries are always a hit and miss because they taste amazing fresh out of the fryer, but they're not always served to me fresh like that. I don't want to be that guy complaining about old fries either. So far i've noticed the fries are hot fresh 40-50% of the time.

>>17151203
nothing

>>17152130
Why would you willingly film yourself if you looked like that? Should be a crime against humanity.

>>17152179
no shame and she is desperate to be able to quit her job and make money eating food on youtube

2 McDoubles without onions, a McChicken plain, medium fries, 2 apple pies, and an Oreo McFlurry.

>>17151203
Exercising while eating is awful for you. I do think, however, some other facility (like a library or something) would be cool with these cycles.

>>17152130
The thing on the left must have been born in a tube. That's the kind of thing that tribes would slice open and eat their heart to gain powers

>>17152241
kek

>>17151203
Once every five years or so I will order a vanilla ice cream cone and one of those apple pie things. Great combo

>>17152156
based.

>>17151203
This is stupid.

>>17151203
>>17152130
do AMERICANS really?

exercise does like nothing for maintaining a healthy weight relative to diet.

a mcdouble, a McChicken, some fries and a large hi-c orange (which I usually finish over the course of 2 days)

>>17151203
Penis McPot Pie

>>17152287
What an incredibly retarded and objectively false thing to say. Shoot yourself deceiver.

Two mick dub, med fry, big soda, 3 mick chicken sauces (if I'm at my location they know to include them for free without me even asking).

>>17152287
Building muscle and keeping your metabolism up isn't "nothing" and while making sure that you don't overeat is definitely important, exercise does nothing but help someone attempting to lose weight. We are, of course, ignoring that the woman is exercising while eating, which is retarded.

>>17152320
>t. fat lard jogging his obesoid frame around the neighborhood before eating an entire large pizza

>>17151203
This seems like some sort of device in some dystopian sci-fi future.
>You must cycle the generators at McDonald's, only then will you be allowed to eat.

A mcchicken
A mcdouble
small fries

>>17151203
I just ordered their nuggets, and they taste so weird now. They clearly are mostly soy because I recognize the aftertaste of soy after being a vegan.

>>17152203
>2 McDoubles without onions
never fucking EVER gonna make it

>>17151203
double quarter pounder meal, medium with a sparkling water and an extra cheese burger and small fries. secrete the fries into the burgers and eat the quarter pounder first and rest of the fries last of all. i know how to live.

>>17152384
>mcdonalds
>vegan
>mcnuggets
>soy

you're all kinds of fucked up

It's such a long timespan between visits that I don't even recognise the majority of the menu each time I go.
I can tell you the last time I went was well over a year ago now and I got a triple cheeseburger. Just the burger. No fries. No drink. I had it at home with a salad, though.

>>17151203
Back when they were only $1 each, I would order a McDouble and a McChicken and put the McChicken, buns and all, in-between the two patties of the McDouble, also a $1 large refillable drink and two apple pies (also only $1).

Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, no pickles, no onions. Large with a Coke.

>>17152241
nah dude, the ancient tribes would know that that sac of flesh harbors something not of this earth and should be cast out and burned away

>>17151203
Bros she looks so happy :)

>>17152351
>dystopian
If you fuckers had to bike a mile for your tendies you call it dystopian, but you'd be way healthier than you are now.

>>17151203
Quarter Pounder with cheese

>>17152196
Okay, that explains the female of the species. What about the dude on the left? Yes, she looks like a honey-glazed hamplanet, but he looks like an inexplicably fat The Strain vampire. Bruh's hairline starts at his ears, FFS.

Ronald McDonald is a stalker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qLnTQ705jM

>>17152156
>checkmate, fatties
imagine being this much of a contrarian

>>17153034
Is that fucking zoomer psycho mantis?

>>17151203
This is terribly fucking sad. Fats who think they can just casually cycle while ingesting that toxic garbage they call fast food. Fuuuuck.

>>17151203
2 double cheese burgers, extra onions and add Mac sauce, medium fries, large sweet tea

>>17153126
IS THAT SOME HECKIN NIHON MAKKU?? UMAI UMAI AMERICA MCDONALDS BAD BAKA FOOD

>>17153126
The "beef stew pie" has garnered my interest.

>>17151215
>the primary biological purpose of consuming food is for fuel
>try to burn as much fuel as possible while eating it
This means you don't need to fucking eat tubby. The existence of these Mc'ddction wheels should be considered a crime. The fact that you see her pounding soda while cycling shows the stupidity.

>>17153152
BREDDY GLEARLY BINNISH:DDD

Fuck you eat shit scumbag kill yourself

>>17152259
nice, I used to do this as a kid but with an oreo mc flurry I believe. might have been a sundae.

two mcchickens
mcdouble
small fry
large diet coke

>>17153326
For me, it's the sundae with both caramel AND chocolate sauces, plus a packet of peanuts.

>>17152339
Nice projection tubby

20 piece mcnugget meal, or an egg mcmuffin and hash brown. THATS IT! (For the last 30 years)

>>17151203
Haven't had Maccas in ages but I used to get a Crispy Chicken Deluxe combo.

Fries.

If I'm drunk or stoned I'll get the ingredients for a McBitchin/McGangbang.
>hot n spicy mcchicken
>mcdouble cheeseburger
>sweet n sour sauce
remove double cheeseburger crown. put sweet n sour sauce on top of double cheeseburger's meat. put chicken patty and crown on top of mcdouble. add a couple fries. et viola, a mcbitchin. Mcgangbang has sweet n sour and fries in it

You have one extra heel and one extra crown, which I like to put fries and sauce inside of for later.

>>17151203
Nothing anymore.
My local Maccas fell off the fucking cliff.
Their line stalls out and the last time I tried the cashier rang up something completely different than what I'd just said. I don't mean just a double cheeseburger instead of a mcdouble, I mean I ordered cheeseburgers and a nugget combo showed up on the screen.
Drove off, haven't been back since, don't plan on going back.
Ain't nobody got time for dat bullshit.

>>17153637
just go to a different location...

There's millions of them

>>17153638
I'm not going on a fucking road trip out of town just to eat a damn burger from maccas.
They're dead to me, fuck 'em.

>>17152320
It's objectively true though. Try actually doing the math sometime.

>>17153746
CICO. Burning calories is equally as important as cutting back calories. Retard.

>>17153039

i miss the garlic white cheddar bros

>>17153952
An average gym workout yields 500-600 calories burnt.

A small snack for the average fatbody here. Cope more.

>>17152130
Anyone know the channel this is from? I'm morbidly curious.

>>17152670
>Back when they were only $1 each, I would order a McDouble and a McChicken and put the McChicken, buns and all, in-between the two patties of the McDouble
That's called a McGangBang

>>17155287
depends on how long you are working out for if you are only working out for an hour no way you are burning 600 calories.

>>17153641
>town only has one mcdonalds

lol

>>17155405
Add sweet n sour and it's a McBitchin

>>17152130
In the future apocalypse archaeologists will look back and realise the dual soyjak face was the beginning of humanities decline.

>>17151260
BASEDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>17153126
What's that weird box with the janky spurdo on it?

>>17151215
better than nothing.

>>17155315
https://www.youtube.com/c/ChelcieLynn/videos

>>17151215
The benefits of excerise exist whether or not your diet is garbage

>>17153267
>lives in modern civilization
>muh biological need

I only eat nuggets at mcdonalds, a packet of 10 with fries
Not a fan of the burgers, except the morning burger

>>17155841
our human bodies and dna are hundreds of thousands of years old. Everyone has a a biological need you fucking lizard. get off muh planet

>all this cope ITT
Exercising is better than sitting, period
Pushing hard with a full belly is a bad idea but that's clearly not the case here
The urbanite didn't eat fast-food "because he can exercise", he went there because he had to eat anyway

>>17155774
mcpanties

>>17152354
The app always has a $1 large fry code up. That’s my order too.

>>17151203
If you wanna lose weight badly, then start an opiate addiction. I dropped from 108kg to 90kg.

>>17156036
meth is better for losing weight.

>>17156058
Maybe, but it doesn't provide the heavenly slumber that opiates provide.

>>17156061
How do you get yours? I've never been good at finding dealers and I'd really like to move to opiates so I can start getting away from alcohol

>>17156061
Meth allows you to masturbate for eleven hours straight and then cum with the force of 1,000 suns out of your bruised and beaten dick.

>>17151215
30 minutes of light stationary bike exercise is 200 calories.

So every 15ish times you do that, you're keeping off a pound of fat.

>>17155428
Walking at 3 mph burns a little over 100 calories for the average sized person.

Light jog at 6 mph you would burn 600 calories in an hour.

>>17156136
I meant 3 mpg burns 100 calories every 20 minutes, or per mile so 300 per hour.

So doubling the speed would double the calories burnt.

>>17156136
do fat people burn more calories than skinny people while jogging? I would assume so since they're having to exert more force to move a larger body of mass.

>>17155287
>shadman
i miss him bros...

>>17156177
Yes.

In fitness apps it asks you your height and weight, someone bigger burns more calories. Quite a noticeable amount too.

>>17151203
Nothing.
Because I like myself.

>>17151267
>spawn camping
wew

>>17156440
Fuck gay. I love myself and I just ate 10 McNuggers, a small fry and pounded a beer all while driving home.
Also honey is the best dip you can order.

>>17151203
Am I allow to lick her pussy whilst she's riding that thing or no?

>>17151203
Hamburger, extra everything that's free, add mayo, no salt. For breakfast, sausage biscuit with a side of grape jam and strawberry preserves. I add a slice of deluxe American cheese to both when I get home. If there's a free with a one dollar purchase promo, I get that, too.

>>17152284
I usually fucking hate you people but fat disgusting slobs are not uncommon here

>>17156191
No one western even comes close to depicting ambivalence towards rape/sexual assault on his level.

Big Mac
Medium Fry
Medium HiC Orange
4 pc McNugget w/ Sweet & Sour
1 Apple Pie
If they have a special item like a McRib or a Shamrock Shake, I'll get that. I eat there once a month. The McDonalds is clean, managed by a cute latina who always has a ribbon in her hair. It's good. I like it. I like McDonalds. fuck all the haters

>>17156498
honey + hot mustard.

>>17156822
This

>>17156822
>>17156877
checked.

10pc nugget meal w/sweet and sour sauce and a Large diet coke.

>>17156115
nah man, 30 minutes of light stationary bike exercise is like 30 calories. It's extremely hard to burn calories, if any at all, if you're not sweating and heart rate above 50-70% of maximum heart. You're underestmating why people are fat.

>>17151203
What do you gain by reposting r***t here?

For generations now people have said:
"You can't out train your diet." And "abs are made in the kitchen." For a reason, it's "diet AND exercise." not "diet or exercise."

That said for me it's 3 Jr. Chickens, med. Fry and a diet coke.

>>17151203
this is what I will think of whenever I see someone drinking a diet soda.

To her credit, at least she only has one burger and one drink. It's so disgusting whenever I see someone at a table with three different burgers or two orders of fries, or both.

>>17157068
to her credit? she's not even remoted close to being fat. she may be doing it for fun