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Drink alcohol until you die, retard.

I mean come on literal drunken retards manage it, it shouldn't be that difficult to figure out.

>>17157845
YEA BUT BEER MAKES MNE SLEEPY TOO QUICKLY

>>17157847
Take a shot every five minutes till you pass out. Easy.
For me it's this fine $8/ handle Vitali vodka from the jewels

>>17157860
yea butb will it jkill mnw or juar give mw interanl problems

>>17157847
So drink it in the pool dipshit

>>17157869
Motherfucker if you want to die just buy a few oxy off your local middle class dealer, crush them down, and snort it all, stop making shit complicated

WHAT A LIFE

>>17157840
Advice?
Yeah, be successful at what you set your mind to. Then, whenever some criticizes you, you can lord your accomplishments and work ethic over them, and tell them to get their shit together.

Or, run a marathon once. Thats a good way to speak down to people who want to give you health advice.

>>17157886
Well apparently he's set his mind to killing himself with booze so if he takes your advice he won't really be able to lord that over anyone

>>17157869
No. It'll cause internal problems first, and if you keep going you'll die eventually. Many such stories. It's a terrible way to go.

>>17157840
>any tips on bei8ng a suicidal alcoholic, all my friendsare tire of me.
Why the fuck do you need "tips" for that? The truth is you don't, you just want some attention. Nobody can make you a suicidal alcoholic but you.

>>17157840
Watcha drinking OP? Is it in a fancy glass?