/ck/ - Food & Cooking

no debate, OP is a faggot as usual

>>17194938

>>17194929 American here, full English mogs but it's missing hash and Id rather have the ultra thick bacon from left plate

flinglish everytime

Why do English eggs always look like they were cooked by a certified window licking retard. They have no concept of how to cook short order eggs.

>>17194929

At a restaurant or hotel, American all the way even internationally at any half decent hotel the meal is always perfect. No one makes English breakfast except in the UK.

>>17194929
What the fuck is up with that sausage?

Do Americans really have desserts for breakfast wtf

>>17195108
only your delicious tears

>>17195020
Its got meat in it

breakfast is bad for you

>>17194929
Fun fact: for breakfast I’d eat half of the pancakes with a cup of cappuccino and feel like I’ve eaten a good amount of food and sugar.
This is simply too much food to me, especially for breakfast.

>>17194929
English and its not even a debate

>>17194929
I'm an american and full english always sounded way better, never actually had a full english breakfast, but I also just hate eating literal desert for breakfast

>>17194929
>full english
>no black pudding
Gay.

>>17194929
American

>>17194929
The thought of having pancakes, something so sweet for breakfast sounds horrible to me

>>17195285
How are pancakes sweet? The standard recipe doesn't have any sugar. It could be salty depending on how much salt you add and if you use salted butter

>>17194929
Might be biased, but I like the Israeli breakfast. Egg of choice, salad, cheeses, bread, juice, warm drink. It feels light because no meat, but filling in a refreshing way, not a "I can feel my arteries getting clogged by the minute" way.

>>17195285
They're not sweet unless you add something to them, it isn't just maple syrup. They're good with jam, honey, peanut butter, whatever you like - or if you made them correctly they're moist enough to just enjoy on their own.

>Beans for breakfast? HOLY YUM!!!!
>Pancakes for breakfast? NOOOOO AHHHH IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAANE HELP ME NIGEL

>>17194929
>cooked the tomatoes with the vine still
wtf is soymen trying to kill his drooling zoomer audience? Also proper American breakfast is corn beef and hash.

>>17194929
There is no debate. British food is irredeemable and their breakfast is no exception.

>>17194929
English is trash. Pancakes also are pretty mediocre though, replace them with more ham and sausage or biscuits and gravy and you have a based breakfast.

I usually just have toast for breakfast, or I skip it all together.

Just no.

american but with over easy eggs instead of scrambled and mushrooms instead of pancakes
>>17195436
this is the greatest shit, honorable mention to chicken fried steak. i can feel my cholesterol levels rising with each bite though

>>17194929
pancake or fucking beans, not a hard decision for anyone outside of bongistan

English is much better. The american has no vegetables, and pancakes is not a good breakfast.

>>17194976
yes the country the full english is named after can't cook one of the constituent parts of it, that seems likely. no one in that whole country has cooked an egg that meets your specifications.

>>17194929
Take the parts that I like from both. Arguing about food is gay.

>>17194929
No pancakes is a deal breaker for me so I go with American.

I dont love beans and I dont love mushy cooked tomatoes either. So its gotta be the American for me. Mushrooms are a good addition though.

>>17194929
I like both, but 13 tomatoes seems excessive, replace one of those tomato vines with some black pudding and we’re talking.

>>17194961
>it's missing hash
It does have hashbrowns, the idiot in the pic didn't make them. He also skipped black pudding and optional fried bread.
>>17195004
>No one makes English breakfast except in the UK.
This is true, I've never had a decent full monty abroad. What they have is usually passable though.

Best breakfast right here.

>>17196585
There's a good approximation in Ireland, most of which is not in the UK.

>>17194929
>1 is made for fat faggots who watch football
>the other is made for fat faggots who watch soccer
Both are cancer. Eat a fucking fruit once in you cholesterol loving life. Anglo genes should be erradicated from existence.

full english is a bunch of shitty ingredients warmed up in a pan then plunked onto a plate. it's a fucking disgrace. american actually takes effort and care into making.

>>17196608
Ireland is in the British Isles though so are effectively English with accents

>>17196622
That’s because American breakfast has lots of French influence instead of British. Thank fucking god for that.

>>17194929
As a burger, I have to say the full english is way better. Pancakes bore me and I'm not a fan of hashbrowns. Fried cherry tomatoes, mushrooms, sausage and even black pudding is where it's fucking at. As >>17194961 said though, I'd take the thick cut American bacon over the britbong back bacon.

>>17194929
I wouldn't be able to finish either. I like not being a fatty.

I hate beans so American

>>17196714
Based bean hater

I like both but want pancakes on a separate plate

>>17196608
Ireland is scuffed England at this point they just don't want to admit it because it makes them seethe. Whether it's wearing flat caps, dressing like us, aping our politics or taking our dreary dishes then claiming them as their own. Even the fucking IRA aped the UVF's uniform eventually. Don't forget Jack Charlton either.

American, expertly made buttermilk pancakes with REAL maple syrup are a religious experience

>>17194929
No fucking black pudding,not full English.

>>17196389
Based

How do we feel about buckwheat pancakes

>>17196870
They're good

>>17195108
do Brits really eat beans for breakfast

>>17196874
Seems like they'd be a better choice for an everyday breakfast Pancakes doused with powdered sugar and butter and maple syrup is not something you should eat every day unless you're a lumberjack who needs the extra fuel...

>>17196880
And mushrooms and tomatoes, which would make for a great lunch/ dinner but a ridiculous breakfast.

I am honestly surprised that a slab of fried fish isn’t part of the full English considering their preferences.

>>17196890
Could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear?

>>17196890
It depends what time you have breakfast, I would have a fried breakfast at 9-10 am

>>17194929
Imagine not eating cum for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. What are you even doing, OP?

>>17196599

my breakfast every day is room temperature water

I don't eat breakfast. English seems like the healthier option, American would probably fit a simple palate like mine better. 3..2..1..FIGHT!

>>17194929
I prefer scrambled eggs to fried but otherwise it's no contest: English.

>>17194929
As an American, I'm going to vote for the American breakfast. What's with the beans? Fucking weird, especially before noon.

>>17194929
>parsley on the eggs

wanker

>>17194929
That's not a full enough english but I will say that only a biscuits and gravy benedict thing is actually better than the full english.

>>17195285
>>17195410
sourdough pancakes are legit but they're hard to find unless you make them yourself

>>17196907
They've gotta have 'em in Texas
Cause everyone's a millionaire

>>17194929
English is better except for the beans and blood shit. White beans suck, using black beans is much better. And blood sausages just suck ass

>>17198410
I've never seen blood pudding. Where can I get it if I don't live in a gay metro area?

>>17198429
Every country in Europe has their own version of a blood sausage. Should the IS not have one of these?

>>17198429
Blood pudding is great, it's just pleasantly spiced coagulated blood which tastes like iron which doesn't taste bad. The texture is nice and crunchy with a bit of crumbliness like idk a scab.

>>17198459
It sounds good to me, especially with egg yolk and fried in bacon fat.
>>17198450
I understand that but nobody in the US eats it so it's hard to find, unless you live in a big gay city which I don't.

>>17194976
These eggs look completely fine to me, what are short order eggs?

>>17195020
They're "American breakfast sausages", basically made from the bits of the pig you'd otherwise throw away.

>>17195108
We do sometimes and I’m not a big fan

>>17194929
Chinese here, american plate there is better. The only thing i like on the english plate is the eggs and mushrooms. Pancake and bacon is legendary.

>>17198751
>basically made from the bits of the pig you'd otherwise throw away.
So the good bits.

neither nor desu

>>17198751
>wasting food
do eurodumbs really?

Can I eat plain buckwheat like I eat my oats for breakfast? Wanna lower my inflammation and broteinmaxxx

>>17198781
I don't know how you eat your oats, but one of the recipes on the box of kasha in my pantry is for preparing as breakfast porridge.

>>17196623
Up the 'ra

>>17194929
English, I doubt I'd like pancakes

>>17198751
Do they not have a skin? They look extruded.

>>17195409
>Israeli
Colonizer

>>17194929
British food is for communists

>as an x
can we cut this reddit shit out?

>>17194929
They never put that many mushrooms and tomatoes.

>>17195149
I want to fuck a black woman so bad bros, how do I do it?

>>17194929
well beans are nasty for breakfast but i would gladly take the English just for the mushrooms and tomatoes. the potatoes from the American would sorely be missed though.

>>17195149
oh my...

>>17200986
Don't look and act like a slob. This is pretty much the recipe for success in all avenues.

for me, it's crêpes with ton of buttah and maple syrup.

>>17196890
Not part of a full English but fried fish for breakfast ain't too uncommon here, especially among older folks. Usually kippers (smoked herring) but sometimes other fish like mackerel instead. Pan-fried (not battered) with some eggs and bread, I honestly prefer it to a full English if I want an energising breakfast

>>17201027
be white and successful

>>17194929
>baked beans
>tomatoes
>mushrooms
>all separate
I'll take mushrooms in my eggs sometimes but those other 2 do not belong at breakfast

>>17198751
Eurofags invented head cheese, haggis, and blood pudding, so fuck off

I like my eggs and pancakes prepared the French way. Nothing else compares.

>>17201301
I’ve always used kippers as a lunch food.

>>17200838
Country fried steak is the bomb

>>17198429
Some butcher could probably make it for you to order? Or maybe get a next day delivery from an online deli.

>>17195409
Fuck off. No one asked. Debate here js about english or american breakfast

>>17194929
How big are those fucking eggs on the English plate

>>17194929
>right
actual food
>left
pancakes
Debate over. Right wins.

>>17194929
>beans for breakfast
fuck no.

Lmao all the brits in here salivating over fucking Heinz beans. Left absolutely moms the right.

>>17194929
Faggot

>>17194929
I’ll take the American with one pancake and one bacon and half hash browns, please add one link of British sausage and one “row” of tomatoes. Will also need tobasco.

>>17198770
eating fruit? That's pretty fucking gay

>>17194938

>>17196793
Partially full english. Picture is indeed a scam.

>>17194929
American because tomatoes suck and beans do not belong in a breakfast

>>17194929
Anyone who eats pancakes or waffles or donuts or pastries of any kind for breakfast is a fucking manchild

>>17194929
Those are the wrong type of beans for the full english. They're clearly Boston style beans which taste different and won't taste good for breakfast. Also there are too many shiny tomatoes, green matter on the eggs and it's missing black pudding and hash brown.

t.

I love full English breastfast but I would love to visit the USA and eat breakfast at diners. Their diners are usually better quality and more variety than our cafes.

For those of you with hatred for the English, you might want to try a full Scottish breakfast - it's similar but with a couple of differences. There's also the "Ulster fry" from Northern Ireland.

>>17203845

I like full english and all but Brits need to fucking relax pretending it's the next coming of Christ. That label should go to the sausage roll

>>17203859
It's because we're insecure about our lost status as superpower. My fellow Brits hate me for saying that but you know it's true.

Look on any youtube vid about a British sitcom or whatever and you'll find multiple comments saying "This is so much better than American comedy" even though it has absolutely nothing to do with the USA whatsoever. People here always have Americans on their mind and constantly compare themselves with them. They think that all over America people are engaging with anti-Brit "banter" but the truth is they're not because they don't give a shit about us - we're irrelevant.

>>17203873
Yea pretty much and we just take the negativity you guys say and do nothing because we feel bad.

Fused together for a grand full anglo breakfest supreme

>>17203839
Now that is a fucking fry up. I can't even identify all of it.
>toast
>fried bread
>back and streaky bacon
>black and white pudding
>two kinds of sausages
>beans
>fried tomato and mushrooms
>five (5) fried eggs, possibly a quails egg?
>hash brown
>farl?
>tattie scone?
>bubble and squeak?
>some other circular thing
Fantastic.

I hate tomatoes

>>17194929
both will give you diarrhea. i don't know why people eat huge greasy breakfasts in the morning.

>>17195149
man it's so funny to see niggers like this at the beach, they think they're attractive and are always filming videos of themselves. Black women are the worst because they blast fucking music and "talk" at screaming level into the phone.
You can't be attractive with your average black woman's personality, it's just toxicity 24/7.

>>17195409
Fuck off jew, crawl back into your attic and eat your kind's real meal, a fucking kosher cracker.

>>17194929
british "people" eat the most disgusting food in the world

Remove the beans and add black pudding and potatoes/toast and it's instantly superior

>>17199035
>>17201379
>>17204244
Seething polcels

>>17194929
I have been annoyed by the low quality of beans I have had the last few years, they either come hard or at best start soft but go hard on the plate quickly.

>>17204349
sovl
>>17204350
soulless

>>17194929
>beans
Dis-fucking-qualified.

>>17195409
That's just a regular breakfast. Add some jam to that selection of spreads and you'd have a typical German one for example.

>>17194929
>hash browns instead of home fries
>pancakes instead of toast
>scrambled egg instead of sunny side

This is literally the worst example of an American breakfast.

>>17204242
Racism is the biggest sign of poor education and lack of world experience. Get your life together you fucking loser

>>17204242
So what you are saying is black women are very attractive so long as they keep their mouths shut? How is that different from other kinds of women?

>>17194929
right looks gross but at the same time I kinda think I'd wanta try it but at the same time; beans?

>>17204622
Well, I agree that pancakes may go with sausage or bacon, but not with eggs or potatoes.

>>17194929
both are good. depends on my mood

>>17204640
The more I've come to travel and explore different cultures, the more I realize people who spew anti-racist garbage are exactly the kind of people they think they're criticizing. Congrats on passing your company's racial sensitivity training course. I bet they even gave you a certificate!

>>17204761
This I consider beans poverty food and I wouldn't want to be reminded of that first thing in the morning.

>>17194929
not even a debate. hashbrowns alone is better than a full english breakfast. tf i want beans and mushrooms for? so i shit myself later?

>>17196599
Why are you drinking a pint of vodka on the rocks for breakfast? Everyone knows that's a lunch item.

>>17196616
>Eat a fucking fruit once
Anon didn't you see the tomatoes on the English breakfast? Also eggs are basically the fruits of chicken loins.

>>17204640
Listen here you stupid faggot, I've been to more countries than you could name and worked with all types of people from all walks of life. If you aren't racially aware, you're a flat out retard.

None, breakfast is for kids and fatties

>>17204761
They're a bland wetness that sets off the other stuff somehow, they act more like a sauce than anything. You get fried carbs, toasted carbs, and the beans are the boiled carbs.

>>17195409
>man I'm hungry what's for breakfast?
>hold on let me just whip up a 32 course meal real quick

>>17204902
Is American a race? They're by far the worst tempered and dumbest race of people on the planet.

>>17204349
God I want to cram that sausage

>>17194929
no toast on either?
also who eats a dozen tomatoes
have to go with english

i think it really depends on how you grew up eating breakfast.

i don't even eat breakfast like that ever. but the one that excites me most is the one on the left because all of those flavors are programmed into my brain for morning time.

i dont want tomatoes and baked beans for morning because i was not raised like that.

>>17194929
>eating 2000 calories for breakfast
No wonder both countries are full of fatasses

>>17195409
Because the first thing I want in the morning is a FUCKING SALAD

>>17208075
do you prefer to dunk your head into feed trough filled with fast food products in the morning?

>>17208081
Nah kike, I prefer something protein dense with a good cup of coffee

>>17204314
>Seething polcels

>>17194976

>photo of food cooked by an American
>cries about the English not being able to cook

La creatura

>>17198751

What do you think sausages are anon?

>>17195409
Fucking kike. You' ll get the rope.

>>17208320
I apologize my colonized and cucked friend for the confusion. I know the origin of eggs in OP's image, I was referring to eggs that are cooked, if you can call it that, by your fellow colonized and cucked peasant countrymen.

>>17208344
What is the problem, exactly? Surely you're not one of those people that are afraid of liquid yolk.

>>17195409
>originated
>garden salad
>with eggs
/pol/ was right. Bagels and lox are German/Scandi. You stole it. Now you're claiming fucking salad. Never calling it that Kike.

>>17208396
>having eggs that bad looking normalized

I cant begin to explain to you whats wrong with those eggs because you have no correct point of reference to understand.

>>17208405
You can't find a single image online to demonstrate your opinion of a good egg?

>>17208405
Is this that whole 'burned egg' thing, where Americans want it fried to a crisp on the bottom?

>>17194929
I'm not much of a breakfastman. At most it's coffee and a croissant.

>>17208398
>/pol/ was right
You only just noticed?

>>17208398
I think they're talking about the dips in the middle

>>17205199
reddit-tier post

>>17208443
It would be like trying to explain the concept of a typewriter to a goldfish. It would be completely lost on you. The image would be incomprehensible to your tiny fish brain.

>>17208506
>If I just shitpost there's no way I can lose this argument!

My first breakfast of the year was just a McMuffin and a bacon egg and cheese mcgriddle. Bow

>>17208514
Do you know where you are?

English literally just cause of the roasted tomat

>>17198751
thats what sausages are

>>17204242
not to mention they have fake hair and 90% of them have STDs

>>17208443
This is the perfect egg capped off with a full slice of freedom cheese
British eggs are always such dark orange because the eggs are always fertilized because they don't filter out the roosters

>>17208498
>reddit-tier post

>>17194929
full scottish w/ corned beef hash & a side of vegamite toast please

>>17209465
rent free

>>17194929
>Confit cherry tomatoes
Can (((Weissman))) stop shitting on good working-class cuisine already?

>>17196622

>>17194929
This shit is so trivial, none of these dishes even existed until a literal jew marketing racket in the 20th century. Your life would be better if you forgot both dishes existed unironically.

>>17194929
Replace those godawful cherry tomatoes with tinned peeled, add some toast and a cuppa and we have a deal.

>>17194929
America has better food, and breakfast is no exception.

>>17195149
I would nut in this negress with the force of a thousand tsunamis. I would take her to meet my family including my racist redpilled uncle who hates them and I would defend her if he said something mean or w/e.

>>17194929
>America has better food

>>17204207
Did you want mummy to get you your cereal in case you spill it everywhere?

>>17204349
I thought Malaysian airlines were notorious for terrible meals?

>>17195409
>salad for breakfast
>both a hot and a cold drink
>thinks meat clogs your arteries
that's a yikes from me.

>>17210787
brits are renowned for having the worst cuisine on the planet.
and just about everything else, while we're at it

>>17194929
I want them beans

>>17210787

I lived in Montreal for a few years and the french canadian breakfast goes hard, cretons changed my life. Smearing that meat paste over toast and dipping it into a runny egg can't be beat.

>>17211120
Bongs aren’t human

Remove the pancakes(for me, personally), add hash to the English breakfast and get rid of those beans.
Those tomatoes look scrumptious.

>>17195409
>light
>filling

PICK ONE.

>>17194929
Beans fucking suck, and I don't want to eat a vine of tomatoes you just ripped out of your shite garden. The Full English is an abomination, and I'd literally throw it back in your face if you offered it to me.

>>17210787
>>America has better food
Yeah...it does. By leaps and bounds. Glad you noticed.

>>17203933
I spotted a big sausage patty underneath the two puddings

>>17208344
>le 56% face calling any other country cucked and colonized [sic]
embarrassing

STOP CALLING IT "FULL ENGLISH BREAKFAST" YOU FUCKING IMBECILLES, JUST SAY "ENGLISH BREAKFAST".

>>17194929
They both have their benefits I wouldn't really say one is better than the other.

>>17194929
That's some tasty Full English Breakfast right there.

>>17210830
They're just notorious for their planes vanishing or being shot down

>>17213067
That's what it's called you sped.

>>17195156
The pancakes are extra for fatties. It's like the large soda or large fry with your burger. Optional to eat for normies, mandatory for fatties to feel full. I grew up eating pancakes (thin ones, but preferred thin waffles) it's true pancakes need too much sugar especially when thick, butter is enough when they are thin and I can do maybe 2-3 really thin ones... But why? It's just bread pretty much, eggs hash browns n bacon/sausage is kingly tho. I choose biscuits n gravy/chicken fried steak every time over pancakes

>>17203839
Your life expectancy decreases by half a year if you manage to eat this

>>17194929
looks like english has fewer carbs and so thats the best