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>looking through apartment garbage
>find unopened hummus my roommate tossed
>best by December 6, 2021
>eat some, tastes fine, eat it all
>4 hours later
>stomach in knots, nauseous, headache
Am I gonna be okay?

>> No.17255307

>>17255303
You WILL die. Hummus related deaths have been on the rise. I hope you have your will in order. Rest in piece.

>> No.17255309

>>17255303
>looking through apartment garbage
zoomers do the wildest things

>> No.17255321

>>17255309
Like blaming everything on zoomers, for some reason.

>> No.17255326

>>17255321
open your mouth buddy, i think i need to take a leak

>> No.17255333

>>17255326
Why would you peepee in his mouth? That's yuck-o.

>> No.17255335

>>17255303
Probably not but I'm gonna say yes anyways

>> No.17255344

>>17255303
Most hummus requires refrigeration. Get ready for some legendary shits and at least 24 hours of horrible agonizing intestinal pain.

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17255413

>Nothing to expect other than pain and/or death
Its not fair bros. If raccoons can eat out of the trash, why can't I?

>> No.17255422

>>17255413
Because they're raccoons

>> No.17255432

>>17255413
If you want to acquire the power of raccoons you must live the life of raccoons.

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>>17255432
>>17255413

>> No.17256306

>>17255413
imagine being weaker than a raccoon