/ck/ - Food & Cooking

The last time I had a party was in 1998 and I think I had a yellow cake.

Haven't done anything unique since.

>>17290392
A life well lived

>>17290387
My Bday is in March, I plan on going /out/ to do some shooting, then gonna grill some big tomahawk steaks and lobster on the pellet grill, make some mashed potatoes and some mac n cheese with bacon. All the while drinking beers while I cook, spending time with my kids, family and friends.

>>17290392
I'm sorry bro that sucks. I hate my birthday, I never feel more alone than on that day of the year.

>>17290402
Oh, german chocolate cheese cake.

>>17290406
It was just never a thing. After 18yo you don't have parties till 21 and after that you are an adult so...

We do cook for Thanksgiving, Christmas etc.

Homemade Italian beef sandwich and donuts from the local bakery instead of cake

>>17290387
Very cute, the neck shape is a good choice for de-emphasizing her hon shoulders and pushing them back makes her look more fem, as it emulates the look of afabs looking up at much taller men their whole lives. The hairline is iffy but you can see how she strategically "casually" let her hair fall down the sides just a little bit, concealing the forehead size while avoiding the clocky bangs that give away the game for so many women; the stray strands in the back distracting from her gargantuan jaw. But the best part is she's smiling with her eyes. It is the face of someone who is loved, and who loves back, a sadly uncommon expression among women blessed with male genitalia.

From the grainy tone that would seem to be a film photograph from just before the dawn of the digital age. I wonder what lucky man became her husband.

>>17290402
>My Bday is in March, I plan on going /out/ to do some shooting
I plan on staying in to do some shooting if you catch my drift

>>17290456
You mean fucking a preteen girl in her cunny?

>>17290453
Post your pic bud. I wanna see what a highly judgemental 4chan user looks like

>>17290461
Not even close and gross

>>17290463
Then you should be more clear anti.

>>17290461
but mom, you don't understand, she's actually a 3000 year old demon

>>17290512
Fine too.

>>17290456
An hero I take it.

>tfw it was actually my birthday today

I had sardines for lunch and then some fucked up pita/quesadilla/pizza thing for dinner, it was just a pita with tons of cheese and pepperoni (plus spinach)

>>17290839
Happy bda, anon. I'll drink an extra beer tonight for you.

>>17290839
Get some cake or something

>>17290839
Happy bday if real. If not, f you

>>17290842
Thanks anon, I'm an alcoholic so have 3 or four for me
>>17290845
I hate sweets, I worked at a bakery in high school and now I can't stand em. Started baking my own bread about a month ago, and when I ordered a McChicken (with the sauce packets, of course) the other day the bread was so sweet it was almost inedible. The "american bread le sweet" meme is real.

>>17290387
that's the last photo before her disappearance i assume?

>>17290879
That's too much beer, Vodka will be better suited for this

>>17290927
No. Jennifer Kesse is in lake Okeechobee.

>>17290387
Fried chicken

>>17290871
>>17290942
Also forgot I made burgers earlier. Chipotle ranch, cheddar, burger, ranch, spinach, in that order. The burger was underwhelming desu senpai. Takes some shots for me, as a true alcoholic I mostly drink vodka water anyways.

>>17291040

>>17290399

>>17291052
Thanks anon, shit taste though. I drink Blue Ox, it's only in Iowa as far as I know though. Try some local brands wherever you're at, just because it's cheap doesn't mean it's bad.

>>17290387
Mum used to let us pick a cake out of this book every other year.

>>17291116

>>17291121
kinda cute, whats the blue stuff

best cake/icing combo?

pic related is my choice

>>17290387
No cake. Eating the only steak I ever buy for myself all year. Probably some potatoes and a salad to go with it.

>>17291158
chocolate icing
chocolate cake
chocolate creme filling
chocolate bar shavings as a topping

>>17291148
Orbeez

>>17291141
ND is rough, do you drill oil

>>17291208
Those are edible??? OH BOY

>>17290387
chinese takeout and either carrot cake or some sort of fudge/toffee/caramel cake.

>>17291221
i like caramel cake

>>17290387
my birthday is this weekend and I plan on having a tiramisu instead of a cake
>>17290839
happy birthday anon

>>17291225
yeah i'm not big on chocolate cake. plus everyone else in my family has it on their birthdays so i like to have something different.

>>17291216
You might think I'm oilfield trash but I love spending that oilfield cash.
And no. I used to work in the oilfields. I live in mn and this is the only *local* vodka I've seen around

>>17291121
>every other year
why

>>17292541
The way we worked birthday parties was one year would be family only, the other year would be friends and a bigger party.
On the year with friends, mum would make a fancier cake.

>>17290387
my birthday was yesterday.

I had a chocolate cake and pizza. It was okay, I did it more for my family than me.

>>17290387
Got the coof for mine this year. Coworker dropped off this masterpiece she made for me.

Usually I'll grill some steaks or hamburgers with the friends. Don't have a particular preference for cake but most time it ends being a Sacher

odio mi cumpleaños, ya que una vez tenia una fiesta y me la estaban celebrando yo estaba feliz cuando hiba a partir el pastel un hijo de puta me hundio la cabeza en el patel y le clave un palo en el ojo por ese idiota perdi mi ojo

Isnt that 8 bit guy's wife or am I schizo

My birthday is late September so I get apple pie instead of sickly cake.

For dinner some grilled swordfesh

>What are you eating?
What I eat every other day because I am not breaking my diet just because I managed to live another 365 days. Birthday celebrations are really just a participation trophy celebrating the mediocrity of not being such a fucking retard you die before the sun does the thing it has done a million+ times already.
>What cake did you get?
Vegetable tray.

>>17292763
anon I absolutely love that cake

>>17292882
anon birthdays are like funerals. they aren't supposed to be for you or to make you feel special, they're to give your loved ones the opportunity to show their appreciation for you and how glad they are you're born.

>>17292885
And that means stuffing our faces with fattening sugar confectionaries and bowing down to consumerist gifting tendencies why exactly?

>>17292890
you're not a very fun person are you anon

>>17292895
I do not compromise my morals or my health for arbitrary celebration. If this constitutes "boring" then I am the most dull person on Earth.
Allow me to pose a question: why limit the celebration that someone is alive to one meaningless day when you can show that person you care this much every single day?

>>17290453
Nobody was a tranny back then dude.

>>17290387
I'm drinking whiskey and maybe eating half a pizza, you're fukin with me about the cake right?

>>17290402
Sound boring

>>17291121
Jello -- originally it was made with green jello because the blue raspberry or blueberry jello wasn't available. Looked like an algae-filled pool.

>>17290402
So you will be alone then...

>>17290387
It's my birthday in 6 days. I have zero plans. Might buy myself a nice cut of beef and go to the gym, but that's no different to any other day. My parents are buying me an electric coffee grinder I don't want. They're going to act like it's amazing and I should be using it all the time when I'm pretty sure it's just cheap garbage that won't properly grind for shit.

>>17290387
>What are you eating?
Anything I usually cook
>What cake did you get?
Banana bread/chocolate cake

>>17293094
>Electric
Just smile and never open it

>>17292857
lmao, I always do that, fuck kids

>>17293531
>fuck kids

Exactly. High impact cunny poundin'

>>17293177
That cake sounds good.

>>17290387
My birthday is Friday! I will not likely be getting a cake as I have no one to share it with. I will wear a birthday hat and go to a bar for dinner, best gift I'm hoping for is they forget to charge me for my beer or something

>>17292906
Because if you spent every day celebrating you'd never get anything done, and never achieve anything worth celebrating. This is basic stuff, your attempts to misunderstand are just making you look like a moron.

>>17290512
Nice dehumidifier.

>>17290871
Is that a Flaming Moe?

>>17294319
Pretty sure that's Texas Tea

>>17292884
She spoils me. Picrel was last years.

>eating
Probably barbeque from a local place I enjoy.
>cake
Historically my parents have bought it from the local supermarket, but now that I know how to cook enough, I'll be making it myself. Considering a carrot cheesecake this year, though.

>>17290387
I hate cake so I usually get peach cobbler or something similar

>>17292763
>>17294753
I'd take this over a birthday blowjob

>>17290512
Imagine the smell

>>17290387
>eating
already spent my birthday money on rent, i was gonna get a ribeye though
so i'll be eating rice and eggs i get for free from work
>cake
cake sucks, except for chocolate chip cookie cake from the mall. hopefully a slice of key lime pie

>>17292763
you going to wife her or what?

>>17294902
I'm straight and she's married. It don't work like that.

>>17294929
How dare you suggest murder.

usually i do a breakfast thing with my family so its a box of cake donuts after breakfast for the family

>>17294957
>everyone on 4chins is a guy lives on

Nah, if I could I'd get her a little condo in Florida and help her start a cake decorating business from home. Poor thing deserves it.

>>17294309
>Because if you spent every day celebrating you'd never get anything done
Celebrating doesnt mean having a party. Celebrating means paying someone the respect they deserve. You can do this to everyone you love on such a daily basis that the idea of a birthday becomes null. The fact that you think that it means having a party in specific shows that youre only thinking about birthdays as an opportunity to stuff your face with unhealthy food, get pissass drunk, and receive presents you dont deserve that Chinese sweatshop workers broke their fingers assembling for a penny an hour.
Face it, youre a complete consumerist drone and dont actually care about showinng people you love them.
>and never achieve anything worth celebrating
...just like on a birthday. What did you fucking achieve on your birthday, managing to not die for another rotation of the earth around the sun? This is something that everyone who is alive, all 8 billion of us, is achieving on a daily basis, what makes you special for something so basic?
>this is basic stuff
No, not dying is basic stuff. Letting people you love know you love them every day is basic stuff. There is nothing different about the birthday from any other day if you actually appreciate that person. You just want an excuse to party and get fat like an NPC.

>>17295006
>Celebrating means paying someone the respect they deserve
wrong
stopped reading there

>>17290402
March 23rd here

>>17290387
>What are you eating?
Whatever the fuck I want
>What cake did you get?
Carrot

>>17290387
Genghis Grill, big bowl with almost every meat, mongo bbq, garlic and pineapple with udon.
Watergate cake.

Cheesecake

>>17292763
Did she at least brap on it a time or two?

Turning 30 this weekend. Probably going to get takeout food and beer from a local brewpub that I like. I don't care about cake that much but my mom will probably make me something.

It's my birthday today

>>17295390
I disagree with your order, but absolutely support your right to Genghis Insanity. Love that place, hate it went under near me

Mine was Sunday, but I live in the middle of nowhere and no delivery, so I had a homemade cake and ate a freezer burnt pizza.

>>17291121
Thats a nice mum right there, those look like a ton of work
>>17292879
Nice, looks just like my grandmas homemade apple pie. metal pie tin poorly covered in tin foil and everything
>>17295006
I would be in for this schizoid fantasy of yours if I got to see the sweatshop workers when they break their fingers lol like if everything you bought came with a bloopers reel. I'm thinking a cross between Chinese liveleak gore and America's Funniest Home Videos "*fart sound effect* whoops, well that's why god gave him 2" etc

No cake.
Cubed steak in onion gravy.
Green beans.
Instant mashed potatoes.
Everytime, except this last one, and mum made Spanish rice reheated out a bag instead. I'm not bitter tho.

>>17290387
my birthday is sunday and i can't do shit because im stuck in quarantine because (((((they))))) said i have some shit called omicron and now im stuck at home and i ran out of food yesterday and im in quarantine till next Thursday. great way to spend my 22nd birthday. i cant even see my gf bc i don't wanna give her whatever sickness i have

>>17295961
How old is /ck/ anyway? I'm only 33 and I see acomment like this and feel old

>>17295054
Its not wrong. Youre a retard. Elaborate or fuck off.

>>17290387
I always take my birthday off from work because I can't stand people telling me "happy birthday". I think I'll go to fat burger and get a XXXL with cheddar, bacon, bbq sauce, onions, pickles with skinny fries. I used to order that often when I was 80lbs heavier, figured it be nice to have a little cheat on my bday.

>>17290387
I didn't do much at all for my last birthday. Told my wife when we started dating that I don't give a shit about my birthday. We just went out to eat at this good restaurant near my house, and I smoked a bit of weed after. I've never given that much of a shit about my birthday, and after I turned 23 I gave even less of a shit. Its just another normal day for me. Let other people celebrate birthdays if they want to, I don't care.

>>17296021
>dude lmao doesnt care about anything besides dude lmao
you should have seen the surprise on my face

>>17296045
>passively mention smoking
>autistically focus on it
The only thing more annoying than dude weed pmao is people complaining about dude weed lmao

>>17295464
Interesting, my birthday is in the 20th and I too turn 30

>>17296045
No it's more like I treat every day as a good one and one to try to accomplish shit.

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>>17292876
/r/ing pics of 8bit Guy open carrying an AR

>>17296165
>>17296459
>the dude is raging so hard about his precious weed lmao that he has to respond twice
you people crack me up like you wouldn't believe. just sit on your asses all day smoking and nothing else but can find the energy to rage so hard when someone criticizes the sacred grass. comical.

>>17290387
Ribeye with creamed spinach. Warm blondie with butter pecan ice cream

For the meal I'm eating jambalaya or smoked ribs. For dessert I'm eating tres leches, black forest cake, or German chocolate cake.

>>17290387
Key lime pie

>>17296601
Nah the other anon isn't me. I don't give a shit what you think about weed or me smoking it, that other anon reacted. Its easier to enjoy this site if you don't take fuckhead opinions seriously. Or do take them seriously and then go rage to your friends on discord or something, doesn't affect me at all

Tres leches.

>>17290387
its my birthday today
i got chicken salad and ice cream meringue cake

>>17292857
You some sort of spic or something? GTFO

>>17294991
You are a good soul anon, God bless you

>>17298096
Shes the sweetest thing ever. I wish I could do more to help her. Picrel is the first one she's done for me

>>17294835
Nice, make sure to steal that ribeye from work and some soy sauce too

>>17295057
Me too anon