/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17337358
McDonald's bros, we've won

I'll be impressed when they make a burger that's officially named the McGangbang. But they won't. Because they're cowards

Use the god damn catalog mcshill piece of shit

>>17337362
I'll be impressed when you finally have sex, you dumb incel

>>17337358
Are those chicken nuggets in the crunchy double? If so, how do you keep them from falling out when eating the burger?

>>17337358
holy shit... this is a game changer

>>17337362
Kek

McDonald’s tastes like vomit. The only time I stop by is to shit in the stall and I always refuse to flush

>>17337465
Why? it's a free toilet, are you that ungrateful?

>>17337361
How would you even eat that?

>>17337482
Yes

>>17337358
More shit for their overpaid idiots to fuck up. No thanks. Keep it simple.

>>17337465
One time when i was probably like 10, i was with my best friend on the way back from his grandmas or something, stopped at a mcdinks, went in to eat. Had to dunk halfway through the meal, akd for some reason i decided to drop trou and lay my log on the floor right next to the toilet. I went back to the table and told my friend to go look in the stall. He came back laughing his ass off. It was that very day that i realized i was based. Whats up kevin

>>17337358
They don't offer McMuffins with hash browns inside on the regular menu? We've had them for years in Australia.

apart from the hash brown they all seem disgusting

If I worked there I’d be pissed more shit I have to make lmao

>>17337358
Are they doing the Mcgangbang? Is that what the crunchy double is?

>>17337369
Suck my cock, dude

>>17337499
>overpaid idiots
That's a funny way to say McNiggers

>>17337361
... I'm a fat fuck and I don't think I'd be able to eat this...
People can finish this?

>>17337760
Remember mcdonalds burgers are tiny in real life. That thing is probably only a little bigger than a regular burger from a non-fast food place.

>>17337760
>>17338415
It's just a filet-o-fish, a big mac, and a mcchicken sold together as a combo. You literally have to assemble the crap yourself by playing fucking lego with the shit. Since you're also (presumably) throwing out two buns, it's closer to eating around two and a half burgers instead of three.

>>17337552
its all the same stuff, the workers don't even assemble it

>>17337557
yeah but the chicken has to be in-between the two Mcdouble patties.

>>17337515
Call it the McBrekkie

>>17338469
Those patties are a bitch to separate. The cheese melts and re-congeals in under 10 seconds.

>>17337715
>Suck my cock, dude

>>17338473
a small price to pay for perfection

>>17337515
Tim's does it in Canada, but the closest thing McDonalds did was those breakfast wraps they scrapped from the menu and blamed the memeflu.

>>17337361
Chickens can't even fly that well. Not the best choice for "air".

>>17337380
You use your pinkies to hold the bottom of the burger. This applies to any sandwich, really.

>>17337358
>land air and sea

>>17339307
>chickens can't even fly that well

>>17337499
>ad literally makes it clear upfront that you BUILD THEM YOURSELF
>calls McWagies idiots because they’ll fuck it up
How can someone be so illiterate yet so confident?
Is it a zoomer thing because teachers aren’t allowed to say they’re wrong?

>>17337361
That's disgusting

>>17337361
That looks disgusting. This slop doesn't even look good in the advertising, imagine how it looks in real life.

>>17338430
Yeah I ordered one of their gimmick meals once since it was a deal on the app. I didn't realize they were just gonna throw all the shit in the bag and tell me to make it myself.

>>17337358
It astounds me the lengths McDolands will go to market and rebrand the same exact set of ingredients instead of introducing some new-ingredient like every year at least.

I know it's because it is cheaper, but even fucking Taco Bell has more variety than them.

>>17337557
are you blind? there is literally a fucking picture of it and no it is clearly not a mcgangbang

I work at starbucks and the 'secret menu' plus the high customizability of our menu lowers morale and slows down our bar.

We've also been experiencing stock shortages on a lot of items because now we have to keep so many countless things in stock all the damn time.

>>17340009
That's just because Starbucks offers so many products that normally appear in only one or two menu items. McDonalds has been doing the opposite and trimming down their menu to products that share common ingredients. This promotion is literally just selling you two or three normal menu item products, no customization, which you're expected to assemble yourself into a "secret menu item".

>>17340022
The best part is the prices of McJews are all going up as the slash their costs so they can make even more money and completely ruin their value proposition as a cheap place to eat.

>>17339832
It saves franchises from having to dump boxes of rotting kale and expired feta into their dumpsters because their Kale and Feta McMorning McWrap didn't sell as well as projected. I get the business move, but fuck if it isn't the death of innovation.

>>17340041
I've never see those, they both look good.

>>17340168
That's what bugs me.
Unless I'm forgetting something McDonalds hasn't released a food item since, I dunno, those salad shakers that I recall being any worse than "not my thing but probably tasty to someone else." They know (knew?) how to make something that wasn't just a mishmash of the exact same ingredients, that will at least sell decently, and that actually complements the core audience. Like the Angus burgers in the early 2010s.

But they also know they don't have to experiment to keep the regulars coming in and have saturated their niche in most places, so they don't bother trying .

>>17340168
Leafland product, though there's variants in other markets. They dropped the kale+feta version and replaced it with a bacon+egg version instead. They also has a limited time "Mexican" version with bacon, tomatoes, and cheese sauce back when they still did their "World Taste" promotions.
All the breakfast wraps got canned when the memeflu broke out, and the only real "promotion" we've gotten since then is that stupid Schezuan McChicken they keep bringing back.

>>17340206
We had the Mighty BBQ Angus and the Bacon Cheddar Angus right up until they also axed it and blamed the memeflu. The Mushroom Swiss Angus died much earlier on.
It's been two fucking years of this "supply chain issues" garbage they're peddling. They've clearly just given up on doing new or interesting promotional items for cost reasons.

>>17337358
>still no mcgangbang.

>>17340256
well that's happening at your mom's house on Saturday night

>>17340245
For me, McDonald’s peaked with the Chicken Selects and Monopoly peel and win promotion.

>>17340274
Those were some good tendies in retrospect.

Anyone remember the mcskillet burrito? Mcdonalds has been dead to me ever since it disappeared.

>>17337369
Cry more you dumb piece of shit

>>17337361
>mixing red meat, fish and chicken
That's just fucking gross

>>17340256
Still no preteen gangbang either.

>>17339450
They can't, the chickens in your webm all look like they are slowing down and landing. Real birds don't hold their tail and legs like that when flying.

>>17340245
>supply chain issue garbage
if you knew anything about current world economics you would understand the situation going on and how it's only going to get worse, especially for us Leafs.

>>17342765
ha ha good

>>17339714
well it's about 1/3 of the size of that.
>>17340274
The chicken select wrap with ranch was great. I got one 2 years ago and it was disgusting.