/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Whoever pissed that needs to see a doctor

Clean up in OIL five!

>>17337799
easy.. just dump a bunch of cat liter on it, wait a while then scoop it up in a trashcan with a shovel.

PppffF

christ that would take forever to clean up. funny as fuck though

.

>>17337818
Talk about a sticky situation!

OH NO

>>17337830
give me kitty litter and a shop vac and I could clean that in 10 minutes

>>17337799
>not my problem

>>17337803
CARLOS!

Not my problem

What did she mean by this?

I remember when the refrigerator has buttons to change temperature and I used to touched all to see wagie rage to fix them

>>17337859
hgnn

>>17337816
>>17337846
Dunno, you might also need some degreaser and towels for a final pass. Oil residue on vinyl/epoxy/whatever floor = liability nightmare.

>his country doesn't have grocery pigs

>>17337880
Of course, wouldn't want someone to break their neck eh, haha..

>>17337901
We do have figurative pigs tho, on a daily..

Truckin

>>17337843
based south park appreciator

One large eggplant from the vegetable section would soak up that oil in two minutes.

>>17337803
Came here to make the same joke, well done anon lol

>>17337799
is this one of those "not my problem" situations?

>>17337983
>imagine the smell
sauce?

I’m quitting right then and there.

>>17338002
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8989773/Woman-smashes-hundreds-bottles-alcohol-Stevenage-Aldi.html

I've had the pleasure of doing a closing shift where this happened

>>17337799
that is on olive a mess

>>17337870
imagine the smell

>>17337846
it's more of a pain in the ass in a retail store because you generally first have to guard the spill until you you can get a coworker to get supplies or guard the spill for you for supplies, spend a while finding the equipment and supplies you need because they're always misplaced and there's never as much of what there should be, then you have to figure out how to make do and get the problem sorted. all in all it's a great way to get paid while not doing a whole hell of a lot for a good while so spills kind of own in that regard imo but oil and detergent spills especially eat up a ton of time

>>17337803
kek

>>17337983
Antiwagie terrorism or ex alcoholic?

>>17337846
You've got five!

>>17338112
it's really not antiwagie terrorism so much as it is anti-corporate terrorism. the wagie gets paid either way while the company eats the cost of the lost sales/productivity. it would be fucked up if someone did that at a local/small business shop though

>>17337870
i would be very scared that would catch on fire

>>17338130
only high proof liquors are flammable. most liquors will be at 40% alcohol content and that isn't really high prof enough to be much of a fire hazard

>>17337799
whom'st's pr'blem is this?

>>17337846
We had spill-ez or whatever at my grocery store but you'd need a lot for a spill like that. Plus most of the containers were half full.

>>17338189
>Plus most of the containers were half full.
Ah, an optimist.

>>17337803

>>17337799
ngl I would seriously just grab a few bottles off the floor and take them home for free.

>>17338130
80 proof liquor can catch fire but it isn't considered "flammable" because it will go out quickly so it's like a 1 on those diamond placards the hazmat guys look for

>>17337870
This is diversity at it's finest. We should all take a moment to check our privilege and think about these brave social justice warriors actually improving and building community.

>>17338122
Please don't post antisemitic things like
>the company eats the cost of the lost sales/productivity
Even joking about it is nearly the same as another holocaust

>>17337799
It's allive oilver now

>>17338069
yep this is one where you go out back and smoke a j or hit a pen a few times, then head back in to knock it out. been there, glad I made it out of BOH.

>>17337799
Holy cow!

>>17338326
>>17338330
Poetic

>>17338326
What the fuck happened here?

>>17338393
The grocery store jester went too far with a prank on the meat department

>>17338404
>Our meat is so fresh — it's literally still a cow!

>>17337801
My pee gets that color when I take my vitamins and work out. But it gets clear again after about 72 oz of water

>>17338121

>>17338121
The vacuum just can't take it cap'n!

>>17338112
theyre most likely just ill

Wagie wagie pick it up
Wagie wagie lick it up
Lick lick lick that boot
Pick pick pick that fruit
Wagie wagie haven’t you learned?
Minimum wage must be earned!

>>17337799
Mama-mia, this is a worse a than a peas in a nonna's carbonar...dios mio

>>17338490
>theyre most likely just ill

>>17338224
Rent free you faggot.

>>17337845
Chinese product

>>17337799
That would be the shittest fucking job if I worked as a supermarket wagie.

>>17338112
In court she blamed it on being out of work due to the pandemic. She also made some sort of racial insults at the security guard at the hospital when the cops took her there to treat the cut on her hand from falling in the glass.

>>17337799
Just a FYI over so many gallons wal-mart employees don't clean it up they have to call a 1 800 hotline for a special cleaning crew. We just stand around and look at it till they get there.

>>17337818

>>17338393
cheap labor, and the dumb idiot slipped when he saw the beef section.

>>17338122
The wagie spends hours cleaning that shit up while the company doesn't even flinch at the absolutely tiny amount of money they just lost

>>17337846
Good luck convincing your pajeet manager to let you open one of the cat litters

>>17338696
>If you're unhappy about black people trashing things you're letting them live rent free in your head
Alright so I suppose I shouldn't care about the holocaust, that's just letting Nazis live rent free in my head. I'll be better off if I just act like it never happened.

>>17338797
Delete this now

>>17338393
Vegans putting on a show

>>17338326
Someone shoop "if only you knew how bad things were" onto this picture

>>17338393
Ever heard a bull in a china shop. Well this here's a bull in a grocery store

>>17337799
Find me two old Greek men and some bread.

>>17337803
Haw