/ck/ - Food & Cooking

they couldve made more money by making the machine use proprietary Scraegg eggs with a QR code printed on the shell that's verified via wifi

>>17366427
Honestly when you consider the amount of time you save, the Scraegg pays for itself. What a superb product! Anyone who doesn't buy one is probably blue-pilled.

>>17366427
Juicero 2: Sometimes They Come Back For More

May we discuss the appearance of those eggs on the left? They are remarkably aesthetic. How the spots propagate across the shells. Had to have cost at least $2 per egg.

>>17366427
Why do they go into coffee cups?

>>17366427
Do they ship to USA?

>joe rogan crashed the tech sector

Is this not a retrofitted milk frother kind of coffee machine thing? But I agree, scrambled eggs need a new solution. I shouldn’t have to cook breakfast like people 30 years ago did.

>>17366440
It's great to be able to mix things up too! My favourite is the Galina di Saluzzo.

>>17366502
yeah, its just a steam injector.

if you're looking for a new way to egg, try the Rollie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMQLwFHL4j8

>>17366539
>not linking to techmoan

>>17366427

Looks great!!

Put one in a hotel breakfast bar and you've got a good sell

>>17366638
His early content is good but he clearly stepped out of his understanding too fast, he just makes videos about MUH OPINION SMORTER

>>17366427
>making scrambled eggs is too hard for people now

>>17366966
>Look at me, I'm a rich "person" with all the free time in the world to make eggs
Also, checked.

>>17366940
>here's your rationed gruel for the day

>>17366940
Fucking hell.

>>17366948
>Put one in a hotel breakfast bar and you've got a good sell
that makes too much sense. itll never happen

>>17366971

It does that too! Yum!!

>>17366971
>>17367075

Now in savory flavor!

>>17367075
>>17367086
Hey it was so nice living the last 30 years and my time here on the chans has been unforgettable but I'm gonna be leaving this universe now. Love y'all, good luck with the future and stuff.

Kinda dumb. You can just mix some powder with water and heat and have the same thing. Motels do it all the time.

>>17366940
I was about to defend this contraption for uses in hotel breakfast buffets, office kitchens, etc.. bu that's literally worse than just microwaving some eggs in a coffee cup

>>17367086
i have time to mise en place my egg toppings and wash a bunch of dishes and machine parts, but not to cook an egg

>>17367211

To be fair, that webm is from their old marketing videos. They now instruct you to "Stir and serve", which turns the egg loaf into something more familiar looking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFtwxMUxF8U

>>17366473
Eggs scrambled with a steam wand. Forgive the hoffmeme video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnfxk_slKIk

>>17367227
You can stir your eggs in a coffee cup for free, and you only have to wash one mug.

>>17366427
what the fuck!

>>17367227
>15 second cooking period shown at double speed
The speed is pretty much the only vaguely plausible benefit, weird to undercut yourself by not even showing that in real time.

>>17366940
Amazing. This can only be a money laudering scam.

>>17366940
is this a skit?

>>17367227
this honestly looks pretty good for hotels

>>17366940
Yeah, sorry, bro, but you're gonna need a lot more garnish than that to save this bullshit.

>>17367307
does that egg weigh 4.4 pounds

>>17366638
This is an AvE board

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydwaz2oPWY0

it will look so good on the counter next to my $500 rice cooker

>>17367211
i would unironically use this machine at a hotel breakfast, if it uses actual whole eggs than it's a big improvement over the usual powdered stuff

>>17366427

Better be smart.
No WLAN no app for scrambling your egg no buy.

>>17367072
I can't imagine what else the prospect is.

>>17367365
Powder is fine and alot more fresh. With eggs you would have to keep cool and they go bad. Much simpler to just mix powder with water. Powder is all I use in the winter.

Is it accidental that the product name looks and sounds like the Danish word for fear or horror?

>>17366940
disgusting, holy shit.
even the rollie was a better idea than this. at least the rollie only burns you for like 40 bucks. this looks like an overengineered piece of shit made to trick urbanites into spending 500 dollars on it.

>>17366940
No no no this isn’t real is it?

>>17367300
>>17367424

habeeb it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGAIMtSQ8Tk

>>17367408
>500 dollars
More like four grand from what I'm seeing.

>>17366940

>>17367408
>made to trick urbanites
it's not private citizens
it's kitschy real-estate offices and such, to offer these in the breakroom
or it's an amenity for a 'co-working space', purchased with someone else's money.
get it through your thick broad-foreheaded skulls that most luxury-convenience items are not priced for the interests of the individual consumer.

>>17366940
holy shit this sucks
so much machine, so little fun

>>17366427
>>17367075
>minimalist design
>skandi name
>oatmeal
YOWZA! COUNT ME IN!

>>17367500
I miss when "luxury convenience" meant a guy standing at an egg station and not some poorly designed investor bait that farts out simultaneously overcooked and undercooked egg.

>>17367546
oh you're gonna have a guy on payroll just to man an omelet-station? stupid fag. why don't you just hire a guy to shine your shoes too, you paleo-boomer.

>>17367500
>go to real estate office to buy house
>they offer you raw egg in a cup from a vending machine

>>17367408
>>17367500
The home model is supposed to come out later this year according to their website.

>>17367546

>>17367484
https://www.nisbets.co.uk/scraegg-pro/db129
2,300 pounds on a 30% off sale now, so ~3,100 in burgerbucks (plus tax, fees, s+h, BLM donation)
>>17366940
German ingenuity has kind of taken a nosedive in the last couple decades, eh?

>>17367380
>alot more fresh
they may have been dried quicker than the time it takes from hatching to me cooking them, but this does not count as more fresh.
powder isn't that bad, true. but come on, fresh whole eggs are much better.

>someone bought a Scraegg in Estonia
IT'S HAPPENING EESTIBROS!

>>17366427
FInally, an easy way to have scrambled eggs.

>>17367597
A time for everything. Including little girls.

>>17367602
>gypsies stole a scraegg of the back of a truck

>>17367602
WAS ZUM TEUFEL IS DAS

>>17366438
STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS

>>17367618
Germany loves its Scraeggs. https://scraegg.com/de/scraegg-finder/

>>17367602
>the only people buying this garbage are Germans and Danes
lmfao

>>17366463
Black copper marans. Good breed, but not the best layers. Beautiful eggs.

>>17366463
Those are some nice looking eggs. Real shame what's about to happen to them.

>>17367602
why does this map exist

>>17367806
It's a tech startup/scam. They need to make it seem like people have interest in their product.

>>17367812
Okay but if anyone ever asks me if Alsace is German again I'll show them this

>>17366966
i laughed really hard at this pic

also; check'd

>>17367564
He can leave when he's sold all of the eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YnpYtcM_Js

>>17366940
>watching trailer
>100% GUARANTEED SUCCESS!
>SHORT AMORTIZATION!
excuse me, what?

what would happen if I frothed eggs with my espresso maker? It looks like that's what is happening here.

also ...yum!

>>17367408
>this looks like an overengineered piece of shit made to trick urbanites into spending 500 dollars on it.
>$500
You wish, poorfag

>>17367824
kek

>>17367884
>SHORT AMORTIZATION

it means you'll make your money back quickly

>>17367908
All that for a fucking egg-steamer...

>>17366940
WTF why are these "scrambled eggs" brown-grey?

>>17367890
I did it when working at a coffee shop, it steams the eggs pretty good and makes a weird scramble thing but the steamwand is a bitch to clean off after

>>17367890
>>17367959

Yeah, a bold claim. Save on salary for lowest-pay kitchen help cooking scrambled eggs for your hotel guests, theoretically it pays for itself in a month. Doesn't take into account lost revenue due to guests never coming back to your hotel again, disgusted by the scraegg product.

>>17366940
Walmart Kroger and Tyson are making about 300% increase in profit over the last year and bitching about labor. 50% with the top 100 companies. Other ridiculous food scams like this still exist and the FDA and FTC aren't gutting the companies and throwing all the executives in prison for decades for price gouging, money laundering, price fixing, and other highly illegal activities that make federal services pointless.

The US has hit the ceiling for corruption with consumables.

>>17366473
>Why do they go into coffee cups?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X6APGN1cAs

I hate using microwaves but microwave eggs are horrible

>>17368325
Arent

>>17366427
>You mean there's a better way...?

>>17366940
FUCK that's grim

Would be awesome to have in an office.

>>17366940
holy fuck i did not read the thread before posting. i take it back

>>17366427
I like it.
Increase it in size a little bit to make cleaning safer (I don't like steam in the open, so maybe it should have some sort of a door) and I'd love to see this thing in hotel breakfast self-serve.

it doesn't seem that bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmwqIZ3ysaU

>>17366940
probably not eggs

>>17367307
28 cents for a fried egg? sign me up. Guess I should have moved to Paraguay

>>17367500
christ that's even worse

do Germans really do this?

>>17367564
that used to be a thing before ceo's realized they can just ass fuck everyone without lube.

>>17366940
When I was a kid I was excited for flying cars and having a robot friend, but instead I got 4 chan and... whatever the fuck this is.

>>17367124
Good luck. Better men than you have tried leaving here.

When the trumpets have finished calling for judgement, these servers will still be running.

>>17368895
It's just a steam wand

>>17366940

>>17366940
actual prison food

>>17366427
Everyone needs a hustle, and some just put all their energy into a scam.

Good for them.

>>17368743
If your office has a microwave oven you can just use that.
My mother bought this gimmicky thing for that purpose, but I don't see why you couldn't just use a Tupperware container with the lid loosened a little.

>>17367075
Is that Elizabeth Holmes?

>>17366427
People buying this will later complain about plastic pollution and capitalism on twitter

>>17366940

>>17366940
This makes the Robocop nutrient paste look really tasty by comparison.

>>17367602
Gott strafe uns.

>>17367602
>There is more than one in my city
This godforsaken city deserves to be burned to the ground. If I am ever roping this will be why.

/ck/ fags will defend buying a unitasker to cook fucking rice with but the same thing for eggs is somehow bad

Apologize to the eggturd.

>>17369576
an eggsellent turd

>>17368069
Who would be disgusted by this? The product is fresh, moist eggs. Better than those trays of pre-scrambled rubber.

>>17366940
how is it so bad? how did they not notice how unappealing this looks? why are they advertising like this

>>17369402
>plastic

>>17366940
>Here's your fucking sloppa shit, enjoy!
Did they really think this looks appetizing, at all?

>>17369591
based chef eggsellence

>>17366970
>Not having ten minutes to cook eggs
Your time management skills suck. Stop watching Netflix or Hulu or whatever pleb shit you watch and learn a skill

>>17367602
>Scræggers actually let the company dox them by giving up their precise location
Jesus Chræst

>>17367564
Yeah, imagine we actually pay someone to do a job instead of just automating shit away, isn't that crazy?

>>17369632
If you look at the various webms in this thread and think that it looks appetizing, then you're pretty far gone. Do you like the cube meals as well?

>>17369690
>Jesus Chræst
kek

>>17369698
>isn't that crazy?
Yes, that is crazy. The dream of automation is to fulfill all our basic needs without human labor, to free men to pursue their dreams. Nobody dreams of being a hotel omelette-bitch

>>17369726
Wrong again, loser

>>17369736
blessed. i would much rather eat eggboy's eggs than scræggs (tm)

scrambled eggs aren't even hard to do the fuck

>>17369736
He isn't a hotel omelette-bitch though, he's... EGGBOY!

>>17369736
Where can I get my own Eggboy?

>>17369736
>HELLO EGGBOY!

>>17366463
birds pop them out of their butt-vaginas

>five minutes and one pan to scramble some eggs
no i will use the $4000 meme machine thank you and free up valuable dilating time

>>17367315
lmao

>go on vacation with gf
>rent a house for some days
>get there after a five hours drive
>both tired and hungry
>go to the supermarket and buy some food
>go back home, gf is unpacking
>can you cook something for us? maybe some scrambled eggs with that bread we bought?
>look at her
>did you bring our scræeg™?

>>17366427
Finally a way to hold eggs!

>>17366940
poor eg

>>17366427
This actually seems like it could be a decent idea for small, cheap hotels or places that serve food to commuters.

>>17366427
How does it cook the eggs ? Just hot steam bubbling up through the egg mixture ?

>>17370183
Yes.

>>17367869
This is some /lit level poetry

>>17369726
The dream will continue to be a dream, because a fully one hundred percent automated world would be a complete nightmare. I like how you think man will persue his dreams rather than just fall into laziness and sloth like so many do today. Fully automated gay space luxury communism won't happen.
>>17369736
Based eggboy

>>17366940
scuffed

>>17370247
>Fully automated gay space luxury communism won't happen.
Why must you shit on my heart?

>>17370247
>fall into laziness and sloth

sounds great tbqh

>>17367500
I’d rather have the nescafe, boss goldberg

>>17367357
>11 minutes
>63 "fucks" or "fucking"
Overuse of profanity is a sign of low IQ

>>17367236
>James Hoffmann watching Martha Stewart
I've always thought that Martha was nothing more than a bored wine aunt as everything she has done was never impressive.

>>17366940
This makes the portable egg scrambler shitter look decent.

>>17367602
>>17367824
Can someone shop it to make it look like the German invasion of Europe/Russia?

>>17367124
See you tomorrow

>>17366427
>pic related unplugs you’re steamer
>”heh heh, nothing personal, kid”

>>17367211
>>17368325
>>17369402
>>17371748

but microwave radio waves make the food give you cancer

>>17366940
Grim.

>>17367579
Based egg fort man
I miss when /ck/ had generals dedicated to him every day

>>17367812
Yeah but there’s only like 50 sales there. That doesn’t look good at all.

>>17369632
MOIST EGGS! GET YER MOIST EGGS HERE!

>>17369546
my rice "unitasker" makes a bucket of rice that gets repurposed over the span of the next several days
this makes dreams die.

>>17370093

>Time out chamber for unruly eggs

Count me in

>>17366539
p o o p o o

>>17366940
fail

>>17372952

That'll teach them to behave