/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17429394
Sounds like how japanese sushi chefs spend 10 years learning how to cook rice.

Usually when I start getting upset about "board culture" or get personally butthurt over janjan stupidity I take that as a sign I need to take a 4chan break

Just shitpost your best and most shocking porn and then enjoy your vacation

>>17429405
Except sushi chefs actually get paid.

>>17429405
Yes, that's exactly similar. By the time you are done reading the entire /ck/ board archive you will be able to make a single thread about rice*, and finally understand /ck/ board culture. /ck/ is similar to /jp/ in terms of board culture, and this little retard janny does not know any of the injokes and thus thinks they are "shitposts" because he doesn't know what the fuck memes are.

*it will still be a bad thread

>>17429413
Nah faggot, this retard is deleting too many threads. One or two is fine because again, obviously this dumb fuck doesn't know the board culture. But being so confident to keep doing it while being a fuckup retard is a bad thing.

>>17429419
Yeah and you have no say in the matter, janjan dedicated his life to getting janny powers and he's going to make sure you know it. What do you think you'll accomplish? He's probably reading this right now and getting a huge boner over how mad you are.

Now start the porn crapflooding, I want to be nauseated.

>>17429394
I can attest that
every now and then a food related shitpost thread of mine gets deleted, this isnt reddit

>>17429394
I usually am of the opinion that jannies are disgusting subhumans, but then I'm occassionally reminded of even more disgusting subhumans like OP that the jannies quarantine us from, and I'm reminded why we accept jannies as a necessary evil after all.

>Likely frogposter getting mad about board culture because an AI is deleting his threads because they garner a bunch of reports
I think it's funny that complaints about janitors seem to have skyrocketed in an era where it's increasingly unlikely that a human is actually moderating you personally.

>>17429394
Janny here, I needed to make room for another "Do Americans really" thread, sorry

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS ROAST

>>17429394
I’ve tried to make meta threads to discuss the board several times and the jannies/mods shit their pants and ban me for them every time. Even though hiro explicitly said we could have one meta thread per board, the /ck/ mods still have a stick up their ass about it. Literally the worst mods on this site. I frequent several blue boards and this one accounts for 90%+ of my bans and it’s usually over dumb shit like an “off topic” reply where I make a comment on a picture in the thread that isn’t cooking related. Not even a thread, one fucking reply.

>>17429423
He's probably you, thou inane retard of inferior post-qualities.

>>17429394
You should find this tranny janny and gas him in minecraft. Then post photos on 4chan as a warning to other jannys. In minecraft.

>>17429431
>he thinks 4chan is reddit
kys normie, it doesn't work that way, reports aren't "downvotes" you turbofaggot.

>>17429428
you're more of a faggot than either of them

>>17429436
I'm just as much a victim here as you are

Now post your scat porn

>>17429439
Uh, I'll just message a mod on IRC and get them removed. Fucking jannies think they are something.

>>17429433
>do jannies really?
do jannies really?
>do jannies really?
do jannies really?
>do jannies really?
do jannies really?

>>17429435
I usually get banned by posting gaping shemale anuses or shit posting about how I want to eat out a mature blonde tranny.
They live rent free inside my based BIPOC brain.

>>17429431
I'm much more upset about the automods. Not on 4chan obviously, but everywhere else. Automods suck massive cock and constantly delete threads. I tried asking an electrical engineering question recently and the faggot automod of the forum deleted it because "We don't allow questions asking what laptop to buy". Not even remotely fucking relevant to the question, suck my cock automod robot fuck

>>17429448
nice leg

>>17429442
>Fag obsessed with board culture can't stop talking about other sites
The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

>>17429455
Yeah it sucks but it's necessary now that this place is flooded with people whose sole goal is to shit things up. I've dropped every board but /ck/ at this point, I'll hit up /v/ again when Elden Ring drops but after that ends I'll likely drop it again.

I'm sure we can at least agree that the execution needs work. That's not going to happen under Hiroshimoot though, he doesn't give a fuck.

>>17429465
That’s an elbow

>>17429472
>The lack of self-awareness is astounding.
Perhaps from you, as they're entirely fucking unrelated statements. What reading comprehension scores did you get on your college admissions test, 8/100 or something? Dumbass.

He's the most aggressive little vindictive shit, and the board still manages to suck.

>>17429478
Yes, because evolution comes from tension, and trying to remove the tension aspects of the board means that the board culture cannot even evolve. This particular little retard is a fuckup.

>>17429394
Post archive link to your "board culture" thread.

>>17429475
now im disappointed

>>17429507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI
It's probably gone from the archive but this being posted now and again is very nice. Every poster here should watch this at least 1 time.

>>17429477
If you're going to bitch about the state of this place then you shouldn't make such low effort posts.

>>17429513
False. /ck/ is the place for making low-effort posts and in many ways trying to make the post a particular kind of low effort is what matters. /ck/ is the Shin-Chan of 4chan. The serious posts are the JP translation, the shitposts are the EN dub. Do you understand?

>>17429517
Shut up weeb

>>17429525
Sir this is an australian anime college club. Where do you think you are?

>>17429512
I meant on an external archive, where it isn't deleted.

Threads are deleted just for having wojack or pepe images. It's like the retard forgot what website he's on.

>>17429517
I think you didn't just get dropped on your head, I think your mom slammed you on your head repeatedly trying to post-birth abort you and failed.

>>17429517
If there's any board for making low effort posts it's an unlisted one that's basically just become the porn general and even then it's more restrictive than /b/. I stopped going to /b/ years ago though.

>>17429545
Yes, exactly.
>>17429551
Aww, did I hurt your feelings? I didn't know you were capable of having them.

>>17429517
Go back to your robot board.

>>17429394
>Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it.

ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY

>>17429553
>>17429561
I used to visit >>>/z/ before it was removed.

allow fun
keep the board alive