/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17480682
Diabetes

juice sucks i dont even know why people drink it

>>17480682
Hella disgusting organic beet juice.

>>17480695
It's okay to have a few sips or if you dilute it in water so it's not so syrupy.

>>17480682
>22
>consultant
Anyone that hires her is a fucking moron lol.

>>17480819
she is sucking off the board of directors anon

>>17480700
You're thinking of cordial

>>17480819
>I'm dumb so everyone else is too

>>17481127
what the fuck can a 22 year old consult you on

>>17481140
she might be like some sorta social media type. "social media consultant" but just maintains the company twitter or whatever

>>17481140
Stuff she knows a lot about. The video doesnt get specific so we can only speculate.

>>17481140
it means she is a business analyst or something similar, basically a glorified secretary, she has to organise meetings and collect info and pass it onto someone who will do the work.

>>17481165
like hot to eat hot chip be bisexual and lie?

>>17480682
>starbucks
>$0
so the cunt just steals coffee from starbucks everyday without paying?

>>17481192
maybe her building has a Starbucks partnership for employees

>>17481195
and the audience is just supposed to automatically know everything about her worthless cunt life?

>>17481119
no, just plain juice. fruit juice usually has as much sugar as soda so it's too sweet to drink very much of it. but a splash of juice in a glass of water to just give a little sweetness/acidity/flavor is still pretty nice.

>>17481196
I don't care what you can and cannot infer. get snippy with me and I'll smack you the fuck up, bitch

>>17480682
>nails $60
every day?

>>17480682
what fucking firm wants consulting from a 22 year old women who cant into personal finance??

>>17481219
hit my ass with your face, homo

>>17481219

>>17481196
>the audience
its a tiktok you sperg retard

>>17480682
BWC cum

>>17481239
Vintage meme. We've got a genuine oldfag here.

>>17481252
Bro cringe compilations are like a year or two old

>>17480682
and she'll be the next generation of 40-50's executives who have no choice but to hire gigolos

>>17480682
While it might seem crazy daily expenses, this is very normal living in city

>>17481258
Cringe compilations go all the way back to 2013, maybe even 2012. What do you mean a year or two old? Where have you been?

>>17481438
>2012
>oldfag
why am i still wasting my life here, 16 years and counting

>>17480682
>$116 dollars on a 'soul cycle', nails and uber rides
>$50 on juice and sushi
I don't understand the point she's trying to make. How much money she can throw away? If it's how expensive it is to live in Chicago then she's not posting any necessities so that's out
I genuinely do not understand

>>17481508
It's just "check out my life weeeeee look at me." Literally all there is to it.

>>17480682
Fuck the $9 juice what kinda brain damage do you have to walk everywhere while paying $32 per fucking DAY to ride a bike in some gay rich person building.

>>17480682
Consulting firms are hiring anyone they can right now. Half the people left the industry during covid and recently. Now they are selling more than they can service and are hiring anyone with a good GPA and excel/PowerPoint skills
>t. former management consultant

>>17480682
I live in Manhattan and a 16oz fresh pressed juice is more in the $12-$16 range desu. I’m richer than (You) though so I don’t really mind.

>>17481546
What exactly does a consultant do? I've been a Full stack developer in fintech for the last 4 years and was looking to jump to something new and that pays more $$$.

>>17481560
why would you live in manhattan?

>>17481571
Because I work here, I like it here, and also copious amounts of easily accessible arthoe poon.

>>17481569
Consulting is cancer anon. You just bullshit and make your MD a bunch of money while working 70 hours a week. They sell and you throw together a shit analysis and make it into a nice deck and the MD convinces the client that millions of dollars of work was done.

>>17481587
Ahh might stay techside then. I was trying to become a project manager but opportunities are scarce at my present workplace.

>>17481594
Project managers get fucked because they have to get kids right out of college to be useful which is increasingly impossible.

>>17481583
>also copious amounts of easily accessible arthoe poon.
Based arthoe connoiseur

>>17481140
What is a typical work day like for consultants?

A large proportion of STEM undergraduate/graduates go to work for consultancy firms. What do they do during a typical day?

Harish Soundararajan

Harish Soundararajan, McKinsey | Harvard Medical |Univ of Cambridge

Updated Jun 26, 2016

I work as an Associate in McKinsey India (Chennai) and US (NYC) offices and here is my typical day:

7.30am: Wake up, do a quick email scan to figure out if there is any fire fighting that is to be done and to check if the Visual Graphics department has made the right pages. Once everything is in order leave for a 30-45 min jog.

8.45am: Quick shower, breakfast and head to office to meet the team or to client site to start the day. While in car catch up on news, talk to wife/parents, flip through the pages from PS session yesterday and do a quick mental plan for the day ahead.

10.00am: Check-in with engagement manager on the key deliverables for the day along with any scheduled calls with experts - internal or otherwise and PS sessions with partners

10.30am: Work on the deliverables or drive towards answers for key questions under debate. Draw a few pages on a sheet of paper, click photos on iPhone and ship it to Visual Graphics to hash out the pages. Instruct R&I department on the questions for which you are seeking answers and set tight deadline for data.

1.00pm: Lunch ordered in via some delivery app or in the client site/office. Try to get healthy, filling and interesting food each day. Discuss current affairs, past engagements or sports with team when on lunch.

1.30pm: Quick check in with engagement manager, put together 4 pages for the partner PS session, send the pages to the partner and get on an expert call to discuss the cutting edge issue that you are trying to understand.

(To be continued)

>>17481616
3.00pm: Partner PS, when you try to bring structure to your clients key issues, button up the analysis that helps build the financial outlook for the clients future and engage in a discussion to understand insightful ways to secure the clients financial future.

5.00pm: Implement the partner comments, send the pages to Visual Graphics for quick alignment and then send the pages to client for a discussion on this topic tomorrow. Meet some client team members, try and get more data to support your analysis, answer any top of mind questions they might have and promise them a deep discussion on the topic tomorrow from your analysis.

7.00pm: Snacks, team checkin with EM and head back to hotel if you want or continue to work from team room.

8.00pm: Hit the gym/pool for a relaxing short work out followed by dinner and some online entertainment (usually some VoD!)

9.30pm: Quick mail check, analysis completion and any problem structuring that is needed for tomorrow's work. Sent the latest deck to the manager and give the key insights upfront

10.30pm: Read a book, relax and unwind

11.30pm: Sleep

Of course, no 2 days are the same in consulting and believe me if there is some firefighting to do, then your day goes for a complete toss! I have had 20hr days and sometimes 10hr days. It all depends but the above 12hr day is most frequent.

In my McKinsey life, everyday has been fresh, interesting and a learning process! I have been enjoying every second of it.

PM if you guys want any granular details and would be more than happy to respond.

>>17481616
>>17481620
>the wagie cagie memes were real
holy shit, i’d kill myself immediately if this were my “life”

>>17481616
>>17481620
>I'M ALWAYS DOING STUFF ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS FROM 7AM TO 11PM ALWAYS DOING STUFF!!!!!
God I fucking hate these pieces of shit. They don't do a goddamn thing, they spend 90% of their time watching youtube videos and then responding to the occasional email or making a powerpoint.
Especially because of COVID they're not going to the gym or doing any of this crap they say. They start the day at 11am, end it at 2pm, and shovel garbage food into their mouth while periodically responding on slack from their phone with "ok"

>>17481571
I live in Manhattan… what’s wrong with it?

>>17481628
I like how he talks to either his wife or his parents (not both) while he's sitting in a cab at 9 AM, that's it. Evenings are for jacking off solo (Usually some VoD!)

that looks empty and soulsucking

>>17480682
Soulless consoomist city slicker life.

>>17481616
What the fuck can a guy named Harish Soundararajan consult you on? He can't even pronounce his own name

>>17480682
I'm 22 also and spend something similar but it's on black tar heroin and lottery tickets.

>>17481823
living the life

>>17481616
I'm 22 and this is my day yesterday

>wake up 6.30am
>make fried egg sandwich
>drive 10 minutes to work
>forklift wagie for 8 hours
>go home shitpost drink jack off meme
>sleep

ahhh now that's modern living!

>>17480682
Is this what Americans consider work? What the fuck? No wonder China is kicking your ass

>>17481107
>young asian woman
>attention whoring tiktok showing off lifestyle
yeah, I wouldn't be surprised

>>17481508
>I don't understand the point she's trying to make. How much money she can throw away?
Unironically yes.

>innocent question with content of women doing something stupid
Guaranteed bumps

>>17481626
>>17481804
and yet he's making $200k

>>17481140
>JeeIn graduated Magna Cum Laude from Wheaton College (IL) with a Bachelor's degree in Business and Economics. Post-graduation, she joined Slalom Consulting in Chicago as an Associate Consultant. She thrives where conflicts and unknowns merge to bring forth strategic thinking and winning solutions. She's passionate about organizational management, consumer branding, and disruptive technology. She values mornings, teammates, and integrity and is inspired by her parents, her College, and the character Deborah in the Bible. One day she hopes to be leading a company from the C-Suite, consulting for cutting-edge start-ups, and traveling the world!

>>17482279
Rich and miserable is still miserable

>>17480682

>Buying a used bike at a pawn shop: $20
>Buying a water carton at a grocery store: $8
>Stop wasting money on nails: Free
>Buying supplies to make your own food for an entire week: $100 divided by 7 = $14.29 (rounded)
>Stop wasting money for uber in a crowded city by using the bike you bought: Free
Total $42.29 a day.

Women are fucking insufferable.

>>17482333
This dude buying a $20 bicycle from the pawn shop everyday.
>hey joe the usual?
>yeah here's $20 thanks for the bike bob.
>bikes to the grocery store to spend $8 on my daily water carton.
pic related

>>17482286
>It's real
Um, hello based department?

>>17482447
>>17482286
diversity hire working a BS job
sometimes I wish I had a vagina

>>17482279
200k rupees maybe. Stinky ass brownie

I had a similar lifestyle (in tech) before remote work, now I live in the suburbs. It's nice not having to spend tons of money to keep up appearances, but I miss silly stuff like making lunch reservations every day or having a real dating pool

>>17481569
Consultant is a meaningless term much like 'engineer' for anything that's not true engineering but for most cases they just put together documents stating the obvious that no one will ever read. If the word consultant isn't preceded by 'functional' or a product name, the job is useless

>>17482447
That's a lot of words with no meaning.

>>17482481
>junior assistant reliability consulting engineer
See this shit way too often.

>>17482464
>>diversity hire working a BS job
I am a minority
how do i cash in on my free easy high-paying BS job
HOW
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW AND WHERE, SO I CAN ESCAPE MY POVERTY-STRICKEN MISERABLE LIFE

>>17482509
Look for HR jobs.

>>17481220
people from well-off families coming to big cities just cannot handle money

>>17481161
shut the fuck up lmao

>>17481188
Based

>>17480682
like bags of sand

>>17482286
>Magna Cum Laude
This means she has a PhD in cum, right?

>>17481823
only problem i have with op is how utterly boring that $167 got torched on nothing interesting except meme nails kinda because at least meme nails look hot on whores

>>17482693
Congratulations, you're finally 14.

>>17482713
ok professor of cum studies

>>17482286

let her have her 9 dollar juice and expensive sushi dinner. i cant imagine what it takes to cope with this level of mediocrity

>>17482333
>$100 for a week's worth of food
What the fuck are you buying? Caviar? You should be spending $20 at most.

>>17481620
>granular details
I hate corporatespeak so much it's unreal

>>17480682
Holy fuck what a soulless lifestyle. I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>17482427
10/10
Spilled my boxed Walter

>>17480682
It tastes pretty enjoyable, but i would only buy it maybe twice a year when I am stuck at an airport or out with friends (which is not often). I like pic related. The mint really ties it all together.

>>17481140
Modern gender social politics, new pronouns, etc.

>>17482509
>I am a minority
In what way and where?
Your thinking and politics also matters.

I live in Chicago too and I didn't spend a penny today...

>>17483097
Not even on rent or power?

>>17483099
I pay it all in one day. so no I didn't spend any money yesterday

>>17481508
it is piss easy to make it in chicago

>>17481178
>>17481140
title bloat is everywhere anon. I went to a political conference last summer and saw some guy on the conference app was executive director for a candidate running in my town, I send him a message then see he is a literal 18 year old freshman.

>>17481990
Sounds comfy anon, be safe and be sure to save shit for retirement, I wish I had converted some cheeseburgers into dividend paying growth ETFs when I was your age

>>17482333
>expecting a bike wont get stolen by a junkie in chicago
>wanting to get turned into roadkill because some boomer didnt check their blindspot
>>17482752
Anon its chicago shits expensive, you might be able to survive off of beans and rice for $20 a month but thats hell

>>17480819
she's just a low-end grunt who fucks with powerpoint and excel literally all day. if she's hot maybe they'll trot her in for a meeting with clients. they bill hundreds of dollars an hour for her, but only pay her $50 an hour. assuming she went to a respectable college, they'll brag they have "Ivy League experts" on the team, even though it's all 22-25 y/o inexperienced dipshits

>>17483097
is it true everyone smart and rich is moving out of chicago? in addition to the crime and taxes, the weather sucks, right? the 5 people I knew in chicago moved to denver, nashville, texas, nyc, and california.

>>17483265
I can believe it.

>>17483265
seems like a hellish place desu

>>17483263
Yeah pretty much this. The upside is that for a 22 year old, you're making a lot of money, and the upward mobility is good because anyone with half a brain realizes within 3-4 years that you can exit to a sweet C-level job (if you're not totally retarded). If you make partner at a Big3 firm you make 400-700k

>>17480682
Seems lonely and empty.
I wouldn't live like this if you paid me to.

>>17480682
Tastes like convenience and mediocrity

>>17480819
>>17481107
t. poor and low education

>>17483263
This one knows

>>17480682
I am going to be very sad when the Chinese nuke Chicago. Oh so so sad.

>>17483265
>>17483282
>>17483289
Chicago is where you go if you grew up in the Midwest and are too chicken shit to move too far from home. For all the Big Ten retards they are still within a few hours drive from home and mummy's tit. They all binge drink several nights a week and fuck the same handful of narrow-minded flyover state retards they went to college with. Smart/rich kids who really want to be in the game move to the more competitive coasts or if you just want cooler surroundings and/or better weather Texas, Denver, Atlanta, Nashville, Miami. But moving to Chicago after growing up in Wisconsin, Ohio, Indiana, Michigan could not be a bigger cliche.

>>17483032
>asian (half)
>tranny (relatively sane and passing, which is rare)
>left leaning (except for certain things, like guns and environmentalism)

4chan seems to think there is a 0-qualification tranny SJW behind the marketing department of every major corporation but I have yet to get my job offer

>9:30am wake up
>order maccy d's for breakfast
>log in
>say goodmorning on teams
>play videogames until maccy d's arrives
>eat
>~11:00am
>daily meeting
>play videogames the entire way (told them my camera is broken)
>1pm
>order some lunch, usually just a sandwich
>play videogames until lunch arrives
>eat
>continue playing videogames until 6pm
>tell people on teams goodbye
>log out
>have a wank
>order dinner
>play videogames until dinner arrives
>eat
>have a wank
>shower
>play videogames until bedtime
>11:30pm
>sleep
Thatll be 35usd/hour plus tip for 40 hours a week (just kidding I don't get tips)

>>17480682
.30 cents worth of fruit and vegetables

Honestly it's pretty good but not worth the price. I used to work at a Whole Foods stocking the dairy cooler and would always try all that weird expensive stuff and scan it out as spoilage.

>>17481243
based

>>17481252
I'm sure this is bait but that isn't even close to vintage.

>>17483482
.t tiktok thot

>>17482333
>>17482427
We got Divvy bikes you can rent for cheap throughout the city. I think they're by the hour as well. But that doesn't matter. That girl posted seems to be the copy/paste affluent chink.

>>17480682
Plot twist, she only makes $200 dollars a day and she starves herself on weekends while thinking about what juice and sushi to buy when Monday comes around

>>17482689
wdym?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bag%20of%20sand

>>17481127
22 year olds who think they are smart are extremely likely to be stupid.

>>17483735
I'd hire you to be my girlfriend if you don't mind slim, muscular men and shoegaze/dreampop music

>>17481211
i use mostly veggies when i make my juice, with a single apple or orange and a lime to give it a boost of flavor and sweetness.

its probably like 50% carrots, 30% celery, 15% apple/orange/lime, and 5% ginger

>>17483318
how so? she's just doing what she wants to do and made a video about it. Does $9 juice not have enough soul for you, white man?

>>17480682
>meh nails
I hate faggots, but women are a fucking blight. I've never even noticed this shit. Adornment like this is just a war between cunts with too much time and money and nothing to do with who is attractive.

>>17485651
I was so pissed I dropped half my sentence. I'd rather live with a homosexual than a woman who gives that much of a fuck about fake features.

>>17482752
>You should be spending $20 at most.
Maybe if you live in idaho

>>17483735
>tranny (relatively sane and pass-

>>17482279
>McKinsey
>200k
Kek
>McKinsey India
Omega kek
>>>/biz/ go back with your incompetent larp

>>17485842
asian trans women are really attractive. they're almost always skinny and toned.

>>17483773
she's a marketing consultant that gets duped by marketing. hilarious.

>>17482447
>Innovative and creative solutions to all your global, industrial, management needs for strategy, technology, and business transformation so that your company, logo, product, and image is matched by other leading competitors in the IT and professional services world we all strive to make a brighter future for

Literal salesmen. Not consultant.

>>17485940
>>17482466
https://www.levels.fyi/company/McKinsey/salaries/Management-Consultant/
check out to me

>>17481140
She's a sexy diverse whore you hire to hang around your office in designer clothing when you've got investors coming by so your company looks successful.

There's a whole industry in fake office staff.

Why are Americans so brainwashed by advertisements? So many zoomers and millenials make it their whole personality to be """"working"""" on overpriced laptops in a Starbucks. Very rarely do I see this kind of aesthetic being portrayed on social media by Europeans

Whole lotta cope on display in this thread.

>>17482286
>and disruptive technology
what is this bitch planning

>>17482286
not a single word of that meant anything

>>17482286
>slalom!
>
x

I FUCKING HATE THIS WHORE
I WILL RAPE HER, I SWEAR TO ALLAH I WILL RAPE, BEHEAD HER AND POST HER ON TIK TOK FOR ALL TO SEE
YES I WANT YOU TO CONSULT MY COCK IN YOUR ASS WHORE
I AM A FUCKING POOR SHITSKIN LIVING IN A SHITHOLE, 23 AND STILL NOT GRADUATED, MY HOMELY BRICKHOUSE WITH NO PAINT
THIS WHORE USES MORE IN A DAY THAT WHAT I HAVE FOR A MONTH
I AM FUCKING SEETHING
YES I AM GETTING BANNED
NO I DONT CARE
FUCK THIS FUCKING WHORE
FUCK AMERICA
FUCK TIK TOK
FUCK FUVK FUCK AAAHHHHH
FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>35000 a year on stupid bullshit
what a retard

>>17480682
>20
>Still feel like little kid only difference is that I can drive
>She's 2 years older than me and is so "adult"
Bros... what do I do

>>17486907
Spending money doesn't make you an adult, get some interests and challenge yourself.

>>17486842
Go back to /s/ kissless hugless virgin .

i have to live off of €20 per week what the fuck

>>17481258
BASED DIAL POSTER

>>17480682
what the fuck could a 22 year old gook consult about? how to fold laundry?

>>17486907
Stop comparing yourself to other people. Especially to their highly polished social media channels.
Find out what makes you happy and do more of that. Easy

>>17481140
Anyone under 30 calling themselves a consultant is generally trying to mask a poorly paid low tier position.

>>17486907
DESU anyone below 24 can be considered a toddler. You'll get there, eventually. Don't fall for shitters pretending to be something they're not.

>>17482447
at least she threw in her parents somewhere in there the ones actually paying for her $9 juice

i wish she get bludgeoned with 9$ juices during the proletariat revolution

>>17483756
where the flying fuck do i find these kinds of jobs. Anytime i get employed i'm actually expected to complete assignments all day, wtf

>>17483756
all that free time and you piss it away on video games... what a fucking retard.

>>17481140
I didn't watch any of the videos but I had a look over her thumbnails and she's a management consultant which I guess means they want young people who were taught the newest stupid buzzwords at school

if you want more specifics I noticed she was showing a notepad in one thumbnail that might have clues

>>17481161
this.
most office jobs are literally just made-up jobs where they do fucking nothing all day.

>>17486568
She's inspired by a biblical figure, that's gotta have some significance

>>17480682
completely soulless

>>17482515
Aren't those only for women though

>>17487342
They're for women because men don't want to do them. In short a man would be like an unicorn in there- you'd get in as a diversity hire.

>>17480682
What Fei Fei Bing Xiling isn't mentioning is that her dad bought her place to get on the US property ladder and a visa, she pays no rent or utilities, she barely has to work because her boss is the son of her dad's old CCP buddy from the great leap forward when they were party officials in Sumtingwong province and their dads are trying to set them up, and she probably gets a kickback from the Chinese government for supplying Intel and her IP addresses for a back door into US networks.

>>17487422
t.