/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17486239
one time a waiter was rude to me so i left a 22% tip instead of my usual

>>17486239
This fucker has a nose(?) coming out from the top of his head
WTF

>>17486250
why would republicans care about literally who?
which republicans?
why does she need this attention why would she even bring this up?
why is she making this someone elses fault?

social media is cancer

>>17486239

Burger King shorts:

1.
>Guy asked me for cup for water.
>He takes soda.
>Tell him he can't do that.
>Rips his shirt off and threatens to kick my ass.

2.
>Hipster enters and approaches counter.
>He wants the bathroom key.
>Bathroom is only for customers.
>He tried to kick the door down.

3.
>Lady brings her order back.
>The bread is not toasted enough for her.
>she attempts to enter the kitchen.
>"Let me show how to make real toast, child."
>Tell her she can't just walk into the kitchen.
>She tells me I have a bad attitude.

4.
>Fat bitch shrieks for me to hurry with her order.
>Bellows that she NEEDS her food NOW.
>I look her up and down and say "No, you really don't."
>She threatens to have her son kick my ass.

5.
>Homeless guy comes in and begs for spare change to take the bus home.
>my inexperienced wagie self gives him the little change I had in my pocket.
>He goes right into the liquor store across the street.
>Come backs in and asks for ice in a cup.
>I call him a lying nutsack.
>He threatens to kick my ass.

6.
>Lady comes in and wants to use the bathroom.
>Bathroom is only for customers.
>She gets shwifty and shits on the floor.

7.
>Worked a double shift.
>Near the end of my last shift, night manager tells me I can clock out early.
>I go home and rest.
>Next day I find out a district manager was there and gave everyone on shift $500 bonuses after I was sent home.

I managed a Red Lobster for a number of years
>We don’t actually make the lobster from scratch; they grow in the ocean
>Cheryl, the hostess, puts out for managers but not kitchen staff because she thinks they’re gross
>I purposely hired gross kitchen staff so I can have more nights with Cheryl
>the lobster in the tank is sort of a pet. If you order him, we give you a nameless lobster from the stock in the back. The tank-lobster is named Julio, after a busser we had who was killed in a drug deal that went south
>I don’t know why the fuck we have a bar literally nobody goes to RL to sit at a bar
>I timed my vacations to coincide with “endless shrimp” weeks because too many Canadians and the asst manager was fine with it because he got to bang Cheryl while I was gone
>A 13yo Canadian once reached into the tank to mess with Julio. Fucked around and found out. Mom signed waiver for a free sack of shrimp.

>>17486250
that's oddly specific, almost like she's projecting or something

>>17486286
the whole joke on hey arnold was that he was a penis. i missed it until i watched the series again as an adult

>>17486305
did the customers face any consequences for this? where the fuck do you work, the bronx?

>>17486305
florida?

>>17486316
Sounds like you're just mad

>>17486375
bot

>>17486357
>>17486362
Brooklyn, 17 years ago.

The manager never stood up for us. Just told us to let it go. I worked there for two years. I could not get out of there fast enough.

>>17486357
>Bronx
Not that anon, but there are numerous places his stories could be believable as a daily occurrence.
>Baltimore, D.C., Detroit, Chicago, Memphis, Atlanta, New Orleans, Tuscaloosa
To name a few.

>>17486305
so how many times did you get your ass kicked

>>17486250
Why does this pic make chuds seethe?

>>17486383
what do these places have in common? not from the US

>>17486389
who

>>17486386
Amazingly, I was never assualted.
My co-worker on the other hand followed an unruly customer outside in a shouting match. Customer beat his face and left him bleeding on the sidewalk. It was the only time I've seen the police called.

Co-worker was asked if he could still come in to work the next day. He quit.

>>17486392
This isn’t /pol/. It’s /ck/.
So in foodservice terms, those places are full of Canadians.

>>17486383
detroit area here and can confirm this is believable

ok ill bite... mine isnt really a funny story so much as it was me trying to make a pass at the waitress
>go to local italian place by myself
>waitress comes to serve me
>tells me she likes my shirt
>make a pathetic autistic attempt to return the compliment
>tell her her that hair reminds me of a cute loli I saw once
>she asks me what a loli is
>i giggle a bit, nervous to answer, tell her what that is and that it is completely legal, etc etc
>after that she looks at me like shes seen a ghost
>grabs her manager, they ask me to leave the restaurant immediately
>walk out in shame and sweating and on the verge of tears after the first verbal translation ive had with a real woman since grade school
why am i like this bros

>>17486426
oh nooooooooooooooo

>>17486433
on the bright side, fucking check em

>>17486426
what was going thru your head throughout all this anon?

>>17486426
>first verbal translation ive had with a real woman since grade school
i wonder why

>>17486408
are canadians notorious assholes or something? idgi, i thought they were supposed to be super polite

>>17486426
>tell her her that hair reminds me of a cute loli I saw once

>>17486305
My favourite parts:
>"No, you really don't."
>She gets shwifty and shits on the floor.

10/10 post anon
Let it be a lesson to us all: don't work in fast food

>put sink plug on top of the dish detergent pump
>"oy vey"

>>17486499
i've worked fast food in multiple (predominantly white, wealthy) geographies and never had a customer do anything like this. i think the real message is that poor people are subhuman

>>17486506
>poor people
>not niggers

>>17486479
in my restywant canadian is codeword for niggaroonis

>>17486479
Yes. In the foodservice industry, Canadians are known for being rude, demanding, complaining about everything in hopes of getting discounts/freebies, not tipping, and being loud/obnoxious to the point that large parties of Canadians will make non-Canadian customers who have to sit near them complain.

>>17486506
>>17486614
The only black person in my short stories was the lady who wanted to teach me toast.

Soda thief was white, with acne scars on his face. He wore glasses too.

Hipster was white, wearing a man-purse and a tan blazer.

Fatty was white and short. Maybe 4 feet. Her eyes looked engulfed by the fat around them. A total cow.

Homeless guy who begged for change was a white spanish. Walked with a cane, and had his hair combed like a mobster. Mustach too.

Shwifty lady was Polish, wearing ragged clothing. Her dirty blond hair frizzled. She looked very drugged out.

>>17486653
based, score one for classism, poor whites btfo

>>17486305
>>homeless guy comes in and begs for spare change to take the bus home

>>17486305
Was there really a need to police the guy for doing the old soda trick though

>>17486634
i would think moreso in the south and it depends on the area, i;m in detroit and the whites and jews are far far worse usually

it's usually the black females, hispanic females, and all jews who are annoying

also some ballsack face old man here and there

>>17486686
kek. imagine what kinds of whites and jews willingly move to detroit

>>17486692
well its not quite in the city its abit farther out suburbana

but usually USUALLY forsure the worst is the karen old ladies who seem like theyre on the view talkshow
ask for the most. most annoying and tip the least

arabics are pretty annoying too, but they tip fat bcause muh kardashian name brand swagger

>>17486239
Fags hit on me multiple times back when i used to work at taco bell

I got fired because another chef touched a waitresses ass
Fuck you Sim

Me and my best friend worked at a bagel shop in Highschool and this is one we still laugh about.

>junior year
>GM of bagel shop was hardly ever there so we often worked alone, just me and my B
>we have this mutual friend who's life has gone to shit.
>Family kicked her out, boyfriend dumped her, literally sucking her drug dealer's dick for a bed to sleep in
>she comes into the bagel shop in the afternoons to beg for free food
>we always do cause we felt bad for her
>months later, bestie tells us both she's knocked up at 17 and asks not to tell anyone
>Days later classmate asks me about besties baby and tells me mutual friend told her
>tell bestie and we make a plan
>that day mutual "friend" comes in begging for food
>we agree to give her food
>Make a ham and egg bagel sandwich for her
>bestie pisses in the liquid eggs she used for her sandwich
>I scrubbed the toilet rim with her bagel, stuffed a few slices of ham between my ass cheeks and farther on it
>serve her sandwich
>she says it's the best sandwich yet


Fuck you Brandy, you fat dyke looking slut cunt.

>>17486721
explain

>>17486426
you should have left her a 30% tip

>>17486765
I don't know why you did that. I wouldn't be proud of such behaviour and wouldn't even share the story anonymously.

>>17486772
welcome to the chan m'man, all stories are welcome for it is entertainment

>be me
>rush hour at big 3 pizza joint
>one pie delivery out to edge of delivery area
>people tucked away in garage at back of property
>three 16-17 year olds, 2 guys one girl, one of guys and girl are obviously a couple
>one older guy, 20-23 with his 3-4 year old kid
>reeks of weed, I'm sketched out wanna leave
>teenager with girlfriend starts telling me "hey anon, you seem cool you wanna hang out with us?"
>no I've gotta go back to my job
>leave, get back to store
>new delivery, same place same people I just left, same pizza
>ah fuck
>get back out there with pizza, guy starts again
>hey anon, I want you to know we're serious, you can hang out with us hahaha
>just for a minute haha, stay here hahaha
>get freaked tf out, leave without tip
don't even care if it makes me a sperg there was something wrong with those fucks

>>17486772
Bitch, I'll fart on your sandwich too.

Try me.

>>17486786
you're not the sperg in that situation anon i assure you, fuck sketchy ppl

i did a delivery for a halloween party in a hick town in a dirt road leading to a field, like 8 ppl dressed like the devil full red body paint horns everything, got the fuck out of there quick, they were serious about the devil and their weird group cult thing, weird times

>>17486786
just say "im good, thanks" maybe make up some bullshit about giving them extra pepperoni or whatever

>>17486634
nigger

>>17486250
God I wish I could scream at AOC for bringing me white pasta instead of red, I’d want to see her cry

>>17486820
wtf is red pasta? i thought it was all white (or brown-ish if whole wheat)

>>17486786
I would have ditched too. What if they wanted to dissect you and harvest your organs inside their house. You would not be able to fight them 3v1

>>17486239
>Worked at a shitty diner that sells soul food and calls it Caribbean Cuisine about ten years ago.
>We are always constantly bored constantly mess with each other and make jokes
>One of the leads there who we'll call curly decides that we're going to do pranks all October because it'll help pass the time.
>He did this at near the start of the day in casual conversation
>He had bought a Mountain Dew and kept it underneath the register that is directly in front of the warmer that has all of the pastries inside.
>This warmer is directly next to the cold bar with a table that has all of the condiments on it, like Onions, Tomatoes, Pickles, etc.

>Dishwasher calls Curly to the back to ask him something as he's also an opener and he couldn't find something.
>Leaves his drink under the register.
>Immediately dart over to it and grab the bottle and open it as quickly as I can.
>Coworker sees me do this and immediately realizes what I'm doing and acts as look out by pretending to get some cups near the corner Curly just rounded.
>Grab a small 2 oz. cup and fill it with the Pickle brine, making sure i don't get any seeds, or other pickle matter into the brine.
>Pour the entire 2 oz into the bottle and quickly return it to the spot it was sitting in the same way it was sitting unmolested.
>Few minutes go by, doing our jobs.
>Coworker accomplice and I are just being extremely quiet and hovering around the front end.
>I finally see Curly reach for the drink
>Tap the coworker and nod towards Curly in anticipation
>Takes a big gulp of it without even thinking.
>Immediately regrets his decision.
>Projectile pickle dew everywhere
>Doesn't even suspect me
>We act confused
>He rounds the corner and blames one of the Servers who he assumed would be the one to prank him.
>Coworker and I are howling with laughter.
>A few of the customers who knew also laughing
>Rounds the corner and sees us laughing our asses off.
>WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT
>Raise my hand in pain laughter.

>>17486857
>He starts going off, but he's holding back his laughter at this point
>Not actually mad, just upset he got pranked so quickly
>Bro fists all around
>Get laurels from everyone
>Customers throw some cash into the tip jar for the good laugh.

I don't even remember how he got me back, but man that was special.

I have another story of a different guy who took a massive watery shit behind the building which caused a six hour long whodunit mystery, but I'll save that as it's a much longer one. Unless you're interested /ck/

So I’m not sure if this is autistic on my part or if the event was genuinely weird.
But anyway..
>be me at 16, working first job at shitty poorfag grocery store
>get trained on using the meat-cutting equipment despite being <18, because poorfag grocery store.
>one evening, 30 mins til close, some weird dude comes in wearing a full length camel trenchcoat.
>finds me near the meat dept, already working on “closing time” cleaning
>he tells me he would like to buy a “country ham”, and have it sliced.
>I explain the actual meat dept staff is gone for the day, and ask if he’d like to pick up his ham in the morning.
>”I can’t do that. I have to leave the country tonight, so I need to get a sliced ham tonight”.
>I figure no big deal, tell him to wait a few mins, go fire up the meat band saw, and slice up a ham for him.
>Hand him the sliced ham and tell him that they can ring it up at the front like anything else
>He gives me a stare that’s somehow empty and emotional at the same time
>”I went to 3 other grocery stores. They all said it was too late to cut ham, even when I said I had to leave country. None of them were nice to me. But you were nice to me. Thank you for being nice to me.”
>he begins to walk away toward the front of the store, and stops, reiterating..
>”I mean it. Thank you for being nice to me, and being better than the others”

This was a long time ago but it still seems uncomfortably weird

>>17486870
Guy was probably having a bad day. Unusual, but I wouldn't say weird

>>17486880
The fact that he needs country ham the night before he leaves the whole mf country doesn't strike you as weird?

>>17486886
Of course not, I always order deli meat the night before going somewhere. It's a good omen if they cut it extra thin

>>17486786
My instincts would've been screaming at me to GTFO before various pieces of me were found partially eaten in various ditches, no autism there.

>>17486305
I'll kick your ass

>>17486870
You made him happy :)

>>17486870
yeah but did he actually pay for the ham?

>>17486765
should have crushed up some methotrexate and put it in her sandwich, you would have been doing her a favour.

>>17487026
Oh don't worry, that fat ass fetal alcohol syndrome ass ddyke looking bitch was sucking that straight from the source.

>>17486305
I can tell this is a larp because there's no such thing as a private Burger King bathroom that requires a key.

>>17486239
Been working in kitchens on and off for years, so I'll post a couple stories

>be me, line cook innasteakhouse
>absolutely fucking slammed on a friday, with ten tops out the door, three hour wait up front and cunts are still lining up
>there's been two fistfights outside about line placements because it is in fact, half-price draws for the house beer
>busking expo, sharing insults with fellow line cooks and disrespecting FOH
>new ticket comes in four not one, not two, but FIVE alfredo pasta plates
>not only were these things a pain in the ass to prep (pasta, sauce needing mixed, peppers prepped and toast pregamed just so we can keep on top of it in the heat of the rush) this fifteen top also had mass amounts of grits n shrimp platters, tendies, and three blooming onions
>fuck it, I get paid to suffer
>haul all ass on everything, with my second guy on expo managing the window himself while I focus on the grits n shit, alfredos, and fried stuff
>fryer guy is losing his shit at the 80 odd tendies he needs ten minutes ago
>broil is twacked out of his gourd, as is tradition
>FOH is a madhouse of servers and management zooming back and forth
>so, an a normal friday
>I finish the alfredos, plate em, same with the grits, and we sell the ticket out the window
>I bellow "IM WALKIN' HEAH" for the shithead server to get her motherfucking plates out of my motherfucking window
>server in question is a 6'2" blonde with ample ass and zero brains
Anons, would you believe this cunt dropped the whole fucking order?
>tard mode activated, I say "Maybe if you weren't as useless as tits on a steer your dad would like you"
>cue server tears, salty and delicious
remake the whole ticket in record time
>86 alfredos and grits
>I got written up
>DILLIGAF
Good times

>>17487053
I once stopped at a McDonald's in the hood and the bathrooms had 25c coin slot locks you had to pay in order to use them

>>17487095
different kitchen, different time
bit of backstory, I had just been fired from a detailing job, and was desperate for money. my cousin hooked me up with a job at the kitchen he worked at, a chain steakhouse
>walk into the kitchen, first day on an actual line
>meet the GM, KM, and AMs, all really cool guys
>GM is an ancient fucker who could care less about what you did so long as shit was done
>KM was also old, yet a fair hardass
>AM 1, I'll call him Sam, was a Navy vet who regularly attended swinger parties, and was often drunk on the job
>AM 2, Dee, was a massive cunt where everything was to be done "PER COMPANY SOP"
>Get my shirts, hat and apron from the GM, and meet the rest of the line staff
>my cousin failed to tell me there were five people who spoke english in that kitchen, and I made six
>my trainer Fabio spoke it decently enough to teach me kitchen spanish, which I used often later in like
>fun first week, cool crew, mostly, but then Friday hit
>babby's first rush
>get assfucked on the fryers, hammered nonstop
>knees weak, mildly upsetti, wanna go home, and sleep already
>closing time hits, and a guy goes around with a cup which most guys are putting in a couple bucks
>he approaches me, and I figure why not
>toss a five and some change in, and watch as he dips out the back
fifteen minutes later hes back with a couple 12 packs of Modelo Especial
>ohshitnigger.jpeg
>spend the rest of the shift mildly drunk, doing an alright job doing floors and teardown
>fuck off back home mildly plastered because we spent the next hour after close drinking in the parking lot
>next friday rolls around
>a different guy goes around collecting cash
>chip in a few bucks, and sure enough, another few packs of Modelos appeared
I miss that crew a lot, but fuck do I not miss the work. I work in a mom and pop pizza joint while I'm doing school, so it's a nice break from the sheer hell of a $15,000 friday

>>17487095
so you worked at outback steakhouse with a 6'2" non tranny (dubious) goddess and five plates of alfredo was difficult? i don't get your story

>>17486684
I was young(19) and overzealous, BK being my first job.
So, I was an idiot.
I learned to not give a fuck later.

>>17487053
NYC.
Some places have passcodes printed on the receipt to get bathroom access. Others have keys. Sometimes the keys are attached to a big stick.
And this practice goes beyond chain restuarants.

When there is a vagrant crisis, bathroom hijinks ensue. Like shit being smeared on the walls, which makes lockdown necessary.

>>17486314
I wanna hear more stories about unruly Canadians. Was Cheryl a good bang?

>>17486828
I meant the sauce color, but squid ink pasta is delicious

>>17486857
>>17486864
audibly laughed at this

>>17486870
You are a good guy anon i am proud of you

>>17487095
that sucks anon im sorry

>>17487117
yousound cute anon

>>17487053
Now That's What I Call Sheltered: Volume You

>>17486870
that was Jesus anon

>>17488316
Or maybe just a guy on the run from the law for killing his wife or something

>>17486870
>anon sliced meat for fucking Odin

Some lady started to change a kids diaper on the table across in a restraunt so i immediately left

>>17486349
What?

>>17486305
>>She gets shwifty and shits on the floor.
top zoz

>>17486424
Now this dick joke I know about

>>17486691
For my area its druggy white people, poor people that were raised like animals no matter the race, and ridiculously rude foreigners. Rural college town problems. The college kids were mostly nice if clueless.

>>17486786
While delivering pizza I had a guy ask me to come inside once, which always sketches me out.
>hey come in for a second, I have something to show you
>sigh, okay
>walk in
>couple of guys and girls on the couch sipping beers in the living room
>everyone is dressed up
>stripper pole is set up directly across from them
>girl is all over it sliding up and down and flipping around
>you wanna stay and hang out? Haha
>jokingly say sorry, I'm having too much fun at work
>gtfo
The guy was looking at me like I was supposed to be impressed or amazed at what I was seeing but it was just awkward. Like wow you got some hookers good job. Honestly looked boring as fuck to just sit there watching her, they weren't even talking and there were only like 6 people total.

>>17487096
go to europe

>>17486765
Why were you best friends with a retarded slut and a crackwhore?

>>17486291
Tucker Carlson never shuts up about her

>>17489325
i wonder why, seems fun to make fun of
good thing she said something empowering and worthwhile in response

>>17489013
he came inside?? wtf

>>17486506
Honestly dude, yes.

I'm poor af, but I'm trying to change that. Most poor people have no intentions of changing it and view it as a badge of honor.

>>17486426
>newfags falling for copypasta
Funniest shit I've ever seen

>>17487095
>"Maybe if you weren't as useless as tits on a steer your dad would like you"
Thot. Patrolled.

>>17486786
>sketched out

>>17486765
...what?

>cunty sorority bitch comes in regularly with decent enough sorority skanks
>never tips (friends do but they always need to split the check 4+ways)
>passive-aggressively insults you while serving the table
>complains on review sites regularly about every server she’s had (if it’s so awful, why do you keep coming back?)
>word goes around the FOH about Hannah O’Leary (sorority cunt, we know it from her cheetah-print bank card)
>everyone tries to get out of serving her table
>everyone starts fucking with her in a way she wouldn’t notice like “your food is still being made but everyone else’s is ready, would you like those now or wait for everyone’s to be ready” which the friends wanted now so she agrees, “we’re out of X, sorry,” every upcharge including sauces is always added (it was policy but no one followed it), list goes on.
>she also started calling in for pickup so we blocked her number (we played dumb) and she had to get a friend to call in orders
>she also used doordash so we deliberately under-portioned certain things, added some water to her sodas (didn’t do that in person because she’d bitch), or “forgot” certain items.

Fun times. Since she didn’t get the hint, I don’t think she even realized how much we fucked with her.

>>17486864
>And then everybody clapped

>>17489824
>owner is retarded
>have doordash
>owner allows new orders right till close instead of the usual 30-45 minutes before
>regularly get orders orders <15 minutes till close forcing FOH to sit around for 45-90 minutes after close (which is 10-11pm) for a dasher to come by to pick up the now cold food (usually because there’s literally 0 dashers available)
>owner never does anything about it
>we decide to start a scam where if a dasher doesn’t come by by close and after we’re done closing, we just log into doordash as dashers and select we arrived at the establishment and it’s closed, pocketing 15%(I think it was) of the order value and divvying the food up among us for dinner.

>>17486426
damn bratty waitress...!

>>17486765
you still laugh about this huh? kill yourselves

>>17490532
Jesus, bre. You doing ok?

>>17488045
a) that's a copypasta
b) "Canadians" is a restaurant worker euphemism for "Niggers."

>be me, shift lead at bagel chain
>took job to save money to visit long distance friend
>manager has been sent to manage multiple stores after a sudden surge in people quitting
>leaves me in charge
>dealing with 12 hour days sometimes and have to come in on days off
>do my best, deal with hoity toity assholes all the time because shop is in the nice part of town.
>making 16.50 an hour, newly hired baker gets 17 starting pay
>don't complain because I figure I am going to quit to move for college in a month anyway
>regional manager comes in randomly to thank me for doing such a good job in person, says he has a bonus for me
>get hopes up
>one of those prepaid $25 use anywhere gift cards
>Quit next day and move
>haven't used it

Also the quest for the new baker:
>get promoted to shift lead from baker
>suddenly doing things other than baking
>manager needs new baker
>first guy is nice but quits because they try to split his hours between two stores
>second guy is gay nig who doesn't want to work for a white manager
>next guy quits 3 days in because he doesn't like getting up before dawn
>fourth guy is alcoholic mexican high school dropout, quits after finding out I can't and won't give him payment advance on day two so he can buy beer.
>next one is a girl, she tries to sell me mushrooms and drinks energy drinks mixed with vodka to start her shift, stops coming in after a month
>final one before I quit is tranny, spends all shift talking about antifa meetings they go to over the weekend and their couch surfing life style, tries to get me fired for misgendering chris-chan

I worked at a place where an Italian man was sacked 23 times. Each payday he would celebrate, go on a three-day bender and not show up for work. On the fourth day he would return asking for his job back. Main course for 6 nights 3 mornings for £300. He liked brandy.

>>17490964
That was me. I'm a character in a failed playwright's second play. He never got into theater and successfully killed himself 19 months ago.

>>17486398
Poor guy, but why would you feel so inclined to have a shouting match with a customer and fight them? It's just Burger King for fucks sake.

>>17486765
Prove to me you're White.

>>17487053
there should be flags on this board so we can detect flyovers like you

Guy has crowbar from the back wails on this indian and makes alot of noise. I stub my toe on a machine. Go bring out a order up, the guy still wailing, blood everywhere, face like meatloaf. I say are you done yet? Indian dies. Food delivered. I say heyaheyaheya. The next day investigator ask GM for the lorex footage with sound. Ask me dumb questions and what the heyyaheya was about. I said I dunno, not my business. More questions. He's indian I say. Ok. Guy is in jail and indian still dead last I heard.

>>17491320
Neat.

>>17486426
lol kys

I worked in a grocery store kitchen/food court and i have a ton of stories, so i'll tell one

>work dairy department
>higherups want to transfer me to kitchen because i'm too competent for dairy
>dude from hs who works in kitchen makes the back and forth hand motion on his neck like "no dude you dont want to work here" (he was right)
>transfer anyway because it will be better pay
>realize boss has anger issues and is on pills
>constantly yelling at everyone and coworker especially
>one day boss is in kitchen looking at something
>big tray of salisbury steaks come out of oven
>coworker drops it but sort of catches it on his shoe so it doesnt make noise
>salisbury steaks fall out onto floor
>boss is literally 3 feet away with his back turned
>coworker looks at me with like oh fuck oh fuck
>he doesnt want to get yelled at again
>puts his finger on his lips like shhh
>starts picking up salisbury steaks and putting them back on pan
>i'm like dude...shaking my head
>boss can turn around at any moment so heart is racing like crazy
>i grab paper towel and wipe the gravy off the floor to help coworker
>boss turns around right as we got it all cleaned and doesnt suspect anything
>coworker puts the steaks out into the display case that keeps the food warm
>boss leaves to do something
>tell coworker to get that shit out of the case and make some more salisbury steaks

>Ctrl + F "Spit"
>Not one story of secret sauce

thank you wagies, You make feel comfortable about all the takeouts i ate

i remember this one fat guy was ordering takeout (i knew he was a fat guy because he calls and orders the same thing every time) and since he always orders the same annoying thing to make i saw the cooks spit up a huge loogey into his food. serves him right.

>>17491618
hahaha this literally happens all the time

>>17490647
>misgendering chris-chan
rude

When I worked at a deli we had this giant 6'7 guy as our cook who once threatened to cook an angry customer alive and eat them. Another time he picked up a tweeker and threw them out of the deli. I miss that guy and sometimes wonder how he's doing.

>>17489903
this isn't a story but a rant on how much i hate doordash
>work in restaurant known for delivery
>rona hits
>sales plummet so owner expands delivery range
>tell him it's a bad idea but he always ignores ration if it means making an extra dollar per night
>expands 90% into a very condensed residential neighborhood and 10% commercial private business
>now we get massive orders for entire families that are further away without notice
>as well as annoying expensive orders with lots of modifiers to the same people who work late in those businesses far away at close
>doordash allows orders to come in at close
>same dude starts placing a $45 doordash order 10min before close every single night
>all the drivers are mentally 12 and bitch about it
>they start calling off for bullshit reasons
>always had problem of not being able to keep drivers staffed at night for long because there isn't more money in nights than there is in mornings
>this issue is worsened by fucking doordash
>now we get calls "doordash won't tell me my order is dispatched where is it"
>tell them that feature is disabled for us bc we have our own drivers and the order is sitting at their front door
>then tell them to stop using doordash bc it charges 20% more per item to make up for profit loss on DD's cut, and it doesn't have delivery tracking like our own app does
>everyone i've told this to has stopped using DD immediately
>if anything goes wrong with DD order i can't void it like my own orders, i have to call DD
>goes to indian call center you can never understand them
>called them once, never again, start just letting DD steal customer's money
>actively encourage this behavior to ruin DD's reputation in our customer base
>stopped getting repeat orders from DD thanks to their incompetent refusal to refund money when order is canceled
>guy who ordered before close stopped ordering apparently realizing spending $50 on food delivery per night was too expensive
FUCK DOORDASH AND FUCK INDIA

>>17487205
where did he say she wasn't a tranny?

>>17487053
this post didn't age well

>be me, a trainee at a hotel sometimes in 2013
>Had to serve a bunch of Canadians working for some Aerodynamic Firm
>They apparently were on a buisness trip but entered the Restaurant wearing sweatpants and overall looking like hobos
>Mostly spoke french with some english here and there, making it hard for me to take their orders as I don't speak french
>somehow manage to get all the orders in after 5 minutes because of the language barrier
fast forward to 50 minutes after they're done eating
>Fuckers all pay using their credit cards and leave no tip
>Table is a complete mess, looks like a couple of pigs ate there

Since that day I started to fucking hate leafs.

Also something kinda related happened with south koreans 2 years later and I hate those fuckers aswell since then.

>>17486314
Nice pasta

>>17492163
>French Canadians
I've had plenty of regular Canadians tell me they're full of shit larpers who would get Paris syndrome if they stepped a single foot in a French city. First French Canadian I met had wouldn't shut up about irrelevant shit... he was in his own world it seemed, big ego.

>>17492163 #
>French Canadians
I've had plenty of regular Canadians tell me they're full of shit larpers who would get Paris syndrome if they stepped a single foot in a French city. First French Canadian I met had wouldn't shut up about irrelevant shit... he was in his own world it seemed, big ego.

>>17486239
>Working on a sea food restaurant
>There was this thot influencer costumer
>She'll came and order free stuff
>Brings friends and everything
>Owner too much of a cook to say no
>Bitch never leave tip
>Always complaining
>Staff lined up to spit on her food
>From the dishwasher on the dishes, to the chef while making it to the waitress while serving it
Just the usual stuff

>>17486305
That last one burns if true.

>>17486426
>4chan post
>Greentext
>About Lolis
>About being autistic
>About a rare case of social interaction with a w0man
pic related

>>17486239
>Working at a pizza place where most of the staff are muslim immigrants
>Reasonably attractive girl is hired to answer the phone
>Entire staff gets blood fever, guys are fucking up orders, dropping stuff, yelling at eachother
>Guy from Pakistan looks like he wants to rape her and walks around with crazy eyes
>After a few days boss fires her for being a distraction and never hires a girl again
>Back to working with ugly hairy dudes and no hotties

>>17492499
Men are disgusting.

>>17486765
fake and gay, but look at all those replies. I think I'm too old for 4chan

>>17486426
okay anon, that was pretty funny

>>17486506
is he talking about normal poor people or canadians?

I wonder what this guy is up to now

>>17489013
>younger cousin is selling some bullshit for school or something
>I'm probably like 14
>bored at my grandmas so I agree to help cousin walk around and sell shit
>someone wants to buy some shit
>"come in while I grab my checkbook"
>shes a nice middle-aged white lady in a good neighborhood
>directly as I walk in, remember thats the most retarded thing to do
>already inside
>stand as close to the door as possible
>womans husband walks in, bald, muscular, tough-looking dude
>shitting bricks
>lady pays and we leave
>immediately when we leave cousin says we shouldnt go in any more places
I felt like such a retard, especially as the older one that should have been more cautious for my cousin

>>17489622
you are a shut-in with retarded assumptions

>>17489013
That sounds awesome. I wouldn't stay, but I'd think it was incredibly based

>>17492540
I don't see why that's so scary. Very very very few people, especially women, fuck with kids who are going door to door selling stuff.

>>17492553
>I'd think it was incredibly based

Are you retarded?

>>17492100
Drove for grub hub and can confirm that it's a gigantic pain in the ass if anything goes wrong soley because you have to interpret what some pajeet named "Henry" is trying to tell you over the phone. Fuck outsourcing and fuck India.

>>17486426
post the loli you loser

>>17492329
This. Not even normal Canadians like the frog leafs.

>>17492553
I was 14 and defenseless, and the one thing everyone reiterates is to never go in someones house as a kid door to door. I just thought I was stupid but alright until this out-of-place, biker-looking dude walks into the room, and my cousin is like a 10 year old girl. especially considering when its so inadvisable to walk into someone house, why they would ask you to come inside when they know generally kids shouldnt do that. alot runs through the mind when you realize you;ve done something potentially dangerous

>>17492502
Muslims*

>>17492570
Again, extremely unlikely you'd get hurt. The vast majority of child abuse, murder, and molestation happens with people the kids already know.

>>17488954
bruh, Odin's looking for guys to kill to join his army so hopefully he doesn't get eaten

>>17492577
you should still advise kids to not go into random peoples houses if they offer, and its better that they're wary instead of not advising against it because of statistics

>>17492570
ignore the retard replying to you, he's probably pedobear in disguise

>>17486870
you're a cool guy
>>17491486
if its any condolence that boss is probably dead from rage
>>17492100
glad ive never ever used a "Service" like that
I make my own food or rarely go and eat out
>>17492569
>>17492329
can confirm, fuck french canadians
fuck most canadians in general. I'm from Saskatchewan though. We're good snowniggers
>>17492575
muzzies aint human

>>17492100
>do doordash
>get to place to pick it up
>"someone already took that order"
>what the fuck
>cancel order
>DD tells me not to cancel orders for that
>like I;m supposed to sit around waiting for someone else to deliver food I'm not getting paid for to wait for another order
>never do it again

>>17492624
>mass replying
Well now I hate ALL Canadians, which makes things much simpler for me. Thanks faggot!

>>17492659
>t. french canadian
fuck you chink frog eater

>>17492659
how is that mass replying you faggot nigger
I just wanted to reply to a few people without making an individual post for all
You will NEVER be a woman.

>>17492577
Children get abducted in crowds in broad daylight and nobody notices it happening because they have your "it's probably nothing" attitude.

>>17486239
>eat at Zio's with the family
>good shit
>pay bill
>waitress brings back tin with reciept and change
>open tin
>small baggie of cocaine
>call waitress back over
>show her
>she quickly squirrels it away and we never see her again

>>17492707
what??

>>17492669
Nigger
>>17492671
Faggot

>>17492717
mad

>>17492719
dumb

>>17492722
mad

>>17492726
dumb

>>17486239
In high school I worked with the most retarded wigger I've ever met at McDonald's. He would constantly tell stories about being a coke dealing kingpin in NYC while he was literally flipping burgers. Here's a few stories I guess

>on my first day he is being trained, keeps speaking in ebonics to a black manager trying to tell him how to use the till
>smashed a cheap bottle of Walmart cologne in the bathroom in a fit of rage after our manager told him not to play music out loud while doing window (usually the first window where you pay)
>got absolutely piss drunk on his day off, showed up to the McDonald's we worked at and got into a fight with a crackhead in the parking lot (didn't get fired cause technically the crackhead started it)

>>17486426
anon, you see? Animu turned you into a social retard. Do like that jp dude and go burn some of their studios in revenge.

>>17486426
>>tell her her that hair reminds me of a cute loli I saw once
>>she asks me what a loli is
>>i giggle a bit, nervous to answer, tell her what that is and that it is completely legal, etc etc

>>17492627
i've never heard any positive stories about those types of jobs. i think what you have to do in that situation is have them unassign it from you.

i don't get what attracts people to app food delivery, it's like they hook people in with the notion that they're working for themselves, but it's the opposite, you're a football field length of people at the end of a chain of command doing all the work and fucking pajeets are above you controlling your movement. i'll pass on any such concept.

>>17486305
>6.
>>Lady comes in and wants to use the bathroom.
>>Bathroom is only for customers.
>>She gets shwifty and shits on the floor.
legend, I know you're just "following instructions" and that's a "company's policy" and that you don't really deserve to clean her shit afterwards, but somehow those kind of soulless fast food chains deserve it, wish there was a way for the top boss of the place having to clean it himself

>>17492946
It's good because you choose whenever you want to work for how long. Have an extra hour to kill? Do a few deliveries and turn it into an extra $20. Partied a bit too hard and wake up at 10:00? Just work later then. It makes a great side job. It's also relatively high paying considering the microscopic amount of skill it takes. You also don't have some retard that inexplicably gets paid more than you barking orders or breathing down your neck constantly. Like I said, having to run every little issue through some poo is annoying, but that isn't even a thing most of the time.

>>17486408
Explain what "Canadian" means in restaurant talk anon.
Wink

>>17486440
Thinking of working on his Sonichu comic

>>17486634
Yeah.
Nobody is talking about people from Canada, kiddo

>>17486870
>made a mysterious ham friend
>complains about it
You could have gained the most dependable ally of your life

>>17487095
>"Maybe if you weren't as useless as tits on a steer your dad would like you"

>>17490522
Acting normal is "bratty?"

>>17490647
There was no tranny

>>17493020
Reminds me of the time I got way too drunk and called out this annoying bitch at a small party on her shit and ended with that I hoped her dad molests her when she goes home.
Turns out her dad had, in fact, molested her as a child and I still feel bad to this day. I thought that was bullshit but, no, dude was in prison and it was a small news article, so, fuck me I guess.
and no I'm not sharing it, it was from like 2001 and I insulted her in like 2008-2009.

>>17493104
Sounds like a good insult

>>17493252
I clearly thought it was supremely clever.

>>17486239
doesn't even have a nose just walks around with a hotdog tucked under his hat

>>17493256
Learned that a lot of annoying people are broken people, huh.

>>17493351
Can we fix it?
No its fucked!

>>17490964
I also enjoy lying about stupid shit on the internet

>>17493360
My roommate in college was a store manager at a local Taco Bell in a shitty part of town. He would hire the same people over and over, would then work for a couple of weeks, get a paycheck, and then ghost him while they spent all the money on pills and liquor. They'd come back after 4 or 5 day binge, out of money for more pills and cycle would begin anew.

As he put it, "They might be shitheads, but theyre TRAINED shitheads."

>>17493310
>zoomers will never watch Hey Arnold!
There is no hope.

>>17493360
My brother works for a company that fired an employee for embezzling money, then hired him back less than a year later as an accountant, so I believe other anon's story. People are just that stupid.

>>17486305
>Come backs in and asks for ice in a cup.

>Work at steak and shake in 2008, really needed the money
>laziest guy in the story finally gets fired after showing up to work on crack or spice or whatever he was on (he was also fucked up, he was just way TOO fucked up even for our shitbag pillhead manager)
>guy comes in right at evening/night shiftchange wearing a pillowcase with eyeholes cut into it over his head
>its obv lazy crackhead
>"gibs the money"
>dude we know its you, just fuck off before we call the cops and never come back here
>he tries grabs the register, which was screwed down to the front counter cause its a shitty neighborhood
>realizes his plan isnt going to work
>flashes a knife
>"Gibs me some of that meat"
>give him a fucking to go bag full of raw beef as the cops get called by guy in the back
>he gets arrested the next day at his baby's mothers house hiding under her bed

god that store was amazing, everyone should have to work fast food at least once. the degeneracy people are capable of is unreal.

>>17493097
I swear to you, they had green hair and wore a jean jacket they had cut the sleeves off of. Apparently they had used up all their money moving to my city from the mid west. I hated them and they hated me.

>>17490575
https://www.fusionmagazine.org/racism-in-restaurants-2/
Wow I am learning so much today.

>>17493838
>"Our restaurant didn’t have a large African-American clientele to start with, but as I became more experienced and waited on more customers of all age, sex, and race, to my horror I found that I was becoming hesitant to wait on black people, too."

she wants to be woke so bad hahahahhahahahah

>>17493844
I'm white and never worked in a restaurant, but I can tell you the fastest way to become a race realist is to be white and work in a restaurant.

>>17493844
So many black people come from poor backgrounds where the best choice was to wring every transaction for as much as you could. It's a scarcity mindset.

>>17493844
Yeah why would someone want to be kind and loving to other people they don't even know.

>>17490647
>final one before I quit is tranny, spends all shift talking about antifa meetings they go to over the weekend and their couch surfing life style
was she cute? I would have kissed her if so.

t. trans girl attracted to other trans girls.

>>17491618
>since he always orders the same annoying thing to make i saw the cooks spit up a huge loogey into his food. serves him right.
the cook basically indirectly kissed him then.

>>17494088
ok hon

>>17494116
you're a trans girl too aren't you huh

*give you a smooch* uwu

>>17492563
>>17492100
damn i recently drove for uber eats a little bit and it doesnt sound near as bad as those two. ive actually cancelled quite a bit of orders, always just put "other" as the reason unless the place is actually closed. i have no idea if everyone gets the food they order, who the fuck is waiting in the jack in the box drive thru for 45 minutes for $4?

>>17494088
>kissing a girl who goes to antifa meetings
Sounds like a great way to catch an STD
t. trans girl attracted to men

>>17494088
Sorry to let you down anon, but she was one of the worst passing trans person I've ever met. And i'm from California so I run into them on the daily. The only person whos worse is a person I've seen on my campus who wears a skirt but kept their beard and hairy legs.

>>17492952
that rule is there so crack heads wont sneak into the bathroom to light one up

>>17490647
>tries to get me fired for misgendering chris-chan
I don't know what to say to this

>>17494182
maybe.. small world huh.
*smooches you*

>>17494195
desu I am always so uncomfortable around those types of trans people. kudos for you for keeping your cool.

>>17494182
>t. trans girl attracted to men
how plump is your butt?

>>17493089
It's a meme you dumbass

>>17494244

>>17493835
Him anon, him. Do not accept tranny delusions.

>>17487053
Youve clearly never been in anything poorer than an upper middle class neighborhood

>>17492499
Thanks for the chuckle anon. After working almost exclusively with attractive women for years, I really don’t mind working with a bunch of awkward/ugly dudes. At least there is no bullshit drama to navigate every other day and work actually gets done. Working with women really made me appreciate the fact that I’m really not attracted to men or women because women are insufferable, lazy, sacks of shit who find endless ways to complain about the most trivial, asinine, crap without fail.

>>17492100
Holy BASED. Keep up the good work anon

>>17494235
Plump enough that I was forced to go buy girl jeans because my pre-existing boy pants didn't have enough room in the thigh and butt areas

>>17492976
>It makes a great side job
If you have to work two jobs to survive, you're living in a third-world country.

>>17494316
prove this fact

>>17494431
This is /ck/, not /whore/, sorry anon

>>17486772
are you lost friend?

>>17490647
You had me going until the tranny

>>17493902
missing the point this hard

>>17494221
I was explaining the whole chris-chan lore to a coworker on a slow day and the tranny came behind the counter to make a bagel sandwich for lunch and started yelling at me about how dead naming is the worst sin you could do to someone. The tranny went to my manager but he was the most milquetoast boomer youve ever met and he knew I was moving soon so he just asked me not to and I quote, "set 'er off again"

>>17494583
Chris doesn't have any problem being referred to as "chris" so if thats all you were doing your trannycoworker doesn't have a leg to stand on

>>17486653
i'm pretty sure i know which burger king you worked at based on these descriptions

>>17494591
Yeah I think they were just looking for the chance to prove their moralfag supremacy over me.

>>17487053
unironically touch grass

>>17494421
Based and understanding pilled

>>17492676
Those incidents are still largely due to people that aren't strangers targeting the kids

>>17494583
>>17494591
"Chris" is a unisex name anyway, as Christine demonstrates. Also I feel like it isn't dead-naming if they're still using that name...

>>17486314
That was a good thread

>>17494421
it's fucking rough in burgerland man

>be me, teenager at first job at Wendy's
>slow afternoon, cleaning but mostly talking and looking busy
>other coworker, also teenager, very stoned, gets called a douchebag by another coworker
>"you know, my sister bought a double when we were at CVS the other day"
>"and I kinda wondered what it was so I looked up how they worked"
>"the double bag isn't the dirty part man, it's the nozzle"
>he delivers this as if it were a great revelation
>at this moment we hear sputtering g behind us
>it's a 60 year old man and and his horrified wife. The man is bright red, trying hard as he can not to laugh, as not to upset his wife further
Ah man, I wish I had a picture of the look on his face.

>>17486634
Is it racism if it's learned from actual experience, instead of some kneejerk bigotry?
Let's say most of your bad experiences don't involve redheads, but most of your experiences with redheads have been bad. How are you the bad guy if you don't exactly look forward to your next experience with a redhead, even if you've never met that particular redhead before? It would be irrational to behave otherwise, contrary to your real-life experience.

>>17495046
Double?

>>17495046
no idea what you're talking about

>>17495046
>>17495272
>>17495452
I've got it. His phone has autocorrected "douche" to "double", and CVS is a pharmacy chain.

>>17491296
I've never seen them either and don't doubt they exist, but your experience is clearly not the superior one.

>>17486239

I worked at tons of the local restaurants in my hometown while I was in college (and a couple of the fast food joints while I was in high school), I have some pretty memorable stories. First one that comes to mind is when I worked delivering pizzas for a local NY style pizza joint.

>be me, 19 year old sophomore in college
>first day on the job
>all of the other employees are 30 year old stoner dudes, except the manager who is a 30 year old ex-stoner dude who thought he was better than everyone cuz ex-stoner
>I didn't smoke weed at the time
>the manager is gone so the head pizza cook is showing me around and explaining the job
>at the end he says, "ok are you ready for your drug test?"
>shift around uncomfortably, not really worried because I don't smoke but still surprised.
>5 second pause
>Other employee hands me a bowl and tells me to go into the freezer and smoke that.

I didn't smoke cuz I'm a retard high but it made me laugh.

>>17495619
Another story, same pizza place.

>Few months into the job.
>Since I'm the delivery guy my only job is to take orders on the phone, delivering pizzas, and sell slices up front when I have downtime
>Get a call from this grizzly sounding dude
>"Let me get a large pizza with everything on it."
>This place had huge pizza's so that was like 50 bucks.
>Guy orders it to the sketchiest motel in town.
>Paying in cash.
>imabouttogetrobbedainti.jpeg
>fuck it whatever, deliver the pizza anyway.
>pull into the motel parking lot.
>grizzled man shuffles up to me looking like he just survived a war zone.
>"Here you go... keep the change."
>gives me a $100 bill.
>Shuffles off

Was so awesome.

>>17495635
I have a million stories from this place, but the last one before I go to work:

>Guy orders a pizza to a hotel downtown
>take his pizza to the hotel, park and go in to the lobby
>Guy walks up to me "Hey that's my pizza."
>Get pretty suspicious.
>"Oh... could you confirm the name please?"
>Guy mumbles and gets pissed, accusing me of not trusting him.
>Try to be nice, but he just keeps accosting me.
>Eventually try to leave but I was too much of a beta to just tell him to fuck off
>he takes the pizzas and runs away
>Yells "Welcome to the real world bitch!"
>We had a new manager by then he was kind of a typical country tough guy type.
>He got mad, told me I need to kick the guys ass if that ever happened again, gave me a baseball bat to put in my car.
>Guy who ordered the pizzas got his pizzas comp'd.

>>17486250
odd shoop

>>17486382
Bitch ass managers are the worst fucking thing. Never worked in restaurant but did work in a 7eleven and later a kiosk/gambling den. 7Eleven managers were an Albanian couple who gave zero fucks and just on day one told me to keep an eye out for gypsies and taught me how to profile. One time I ask the husband to take one of my shifts so I can go see my sister's theatre play and when I meet him the next day he wants to tell me all about how he slapped up a shoplifter.

In the kiosk there was a group of Arabs he wanted me to keep an eye on, but when it was his turn to catch them doing some shit he backed the fuck down after they threatened him the first time. He was cool with me having to get into arguments with them every day because they still lost money there. Coming to this place after working with the 7Eleven Albanians was fucking rough. Funnily enough after months of having to police their behavior they warmed up to me. I softened up on them and they started smoking weed outside the store instead of inside.

>>17495619
>>17495635
>>17495649
you are so based anon. i want to give you a hug.

>>17493351
>a lot of annoying people are broken people
Can confirm

>wage slave on headset at McDonalds
>Lady asked me if we still had the 2 for 5 going on
>tell her deez nuts are 2 for 5
>take headset off and leave
>been a NEET ever since

>Work at a bakery
>It*lian comes in and order stuff 100$ worth
>Usually it's 10 cents a bag because of the law
>I don't care and give it to them for free
>Guy was actually a pain in the ass
>Also never said he wanted a bag until he mentions "Are you stupid? Of course I want a bag I can't carry all this shit"
>He refuses and starts swearing at me
>Last day on job so I don't care, I start swearing back
>He starts threatening me and I just laugh
>Manlet sh*talian calls the police on me because he refuses to pay for bag
>Police call back after 5 minutes and ask for what actually happen
>Dumbfounded and just says okay and hang up

>>17493806
>god that store was amazing, everyone should have to work fast food at least once. the degeneracy people are capable of is unreal.
Reminds me of myself
>feel depressed about doing poorly in life
>work nights at 7eleven for a year and a half in a downtown diverse and vibrant neighborhood
>realize there a plenty more people deserving of my disdain and pity than me

>>17495497
>>17495046
kek

>>17492902
Sounds pretty based ngl

I worked at circle K and fast food. I honestly don't know what's worse but I think gas stations might be.

>Woman is looking at scratcher cards. All is good until she asks her kid which one he wants. I decline the sale of the cards cuz I dunno if it is a sting op or not and idc if I'm "that guy". She was pissed. Almost went Karen mode until my manager stood by me and pointed to the cameras saying "See these cameras? There's always someone at corporate watching". Almost Karen said something about her bank card is legal tender or something and left.
>Walk in on guy chugging a beer in the walk-in fridge. He pays for the beer and body language is like a little child who just got caught by his mom. He had his kids w him.
>Feel like one of the cops cuz I know 1/2 the bums by 1st name and know a little about each one.
>Frequently see people buy $100+ of chips and junk with food stamps.
>Saw gross construction worker pull cash out from inside his underwear and then hand it to me. It was damp. I wore gloves ever since that got burned into my head.
>Big ass black man dressed/acting like Tylor Parry's Madea character. He was describing his ideal man. He needed to have his own cloth, his own place and his own teeth. I still think I'm in a youtube video somewhere.
>Had some guy steal $250 worth of lighters. Dunno what he was gonna use them all for but w/e.
>This one lady would come in once or twice a week and spend hours and hours getting scratch cards. This bitch fuckn knew the system! She'd ask for the serial number on the back of the card. I'd tell her and she'd be all like "I'll take 12 please". She'd fucking scratched a few specific ones and cashed in. Other times she'd just buy like $400 worth of scratchers, scratch them all in her car a few hours, come back, repeat a few times.


>>17494202
this

they do it to deter people from doing things besides taking a dump in there. If they don't get the key back after like 2 hours then they know you prolly ODed or something.

>>17492902
>ebonics
Kek

>>17486239
>be me
>wagie, 17 years of age
>working at grocery store
>very busy day
>lots of old people
>old guy walks around aimlessly
>knocks over a wine display of 40$ bottles (12)
>looks at me, points, keeps shopping

literally clean it up wagie the meme from some old boomer fuck

>>17496284
that's not a job for min wage part timers. that's for a salaried manager. besides large supermarkets are supposed to have those industrial floor scrubbers, like the kinds used at bigass ice rinks. just threaten to quit any time you are asked to do such a ridiculous task by hand

It's not funny, but it's crazy how my boss gives in to people who complain to him, except if I ask him a favor.
>customer orders to go
>we have our orders sitting on the table by the register
>we tape the order to the front of the bag with customers phone numbers so they take can check it before they pay
>lady comes in and pays for her order
>take three bags when she only ordered one
>she calls up a few minutes later and apologizes and says she's bringing them back
>boss gives her $60 worth of food 'cuz covid
what, why, everything is triple bagged. and then he gets upset that we lose money
>some bitch with her family comes in
>they order simple platter
>sauce is "wrong"
>tell her it's the same sauce we've had since we opened, but i'll bring her a side container
>this time I get the first cook we ever hired to make it so I know it's right
>bring it back
>it's still wrong
>bring over my boss so she can tell him what to make, being it's his recipe
>he brings a large container
>no this still isn't right, i've been coming here since you opened
>i have been working since the month we opened 5 nights a week and don't recognize any of them
>the sauce was so wrong and so bad she asked for to-go lids and took it all

>>17486506
I wonder why poor people in the United States are so horrible, what with their amazing education, top-notch media, great food choices and healthy political landscape.

If a daily dose of American exceptionalist propaganda, FOX & MSNBC psyops, high fructose corn syrup food products, advertising and liberal brainworms don't utterly ruin you as a human being then the system is failing.

>>17486653
based anon speaking truth to power

>>17486799
that was our ONE chance to catch Epstein and Hillary in the act and you fucked it up anon

>14yo working at mcdonalds
>hate it and always get told to smile
cooking fried for 8 hour shifts was awful

>>17492100
I think our store got added to grubhub by a third party, which sucks because our prices have gone up three times
but my boss is chinese and doesn't feel like setting up the menu for Uber Eats which is still insanely popular for being 30% more expensive.
I made it easier on the kitchen by limiting requests, the only thing they can really do is ask for utensils, saltines, or lemons.
and I haven't put our new hibachi or fried rice on it, because that takes two of our cooks to make it at once, otherwise the wait time is too long

>>17492499
I'm the only guy FoH because I actually do most of the work. He's fired the four girls for stealing alcohol, but he's let me slide a few times, trusting me to run the store when he wants to fuck off and see a prostitute.

>>17496174
When starting at walmart, it was great
>put me on "check out with me" so i just walk up and down the registers and ask customers with baskets or one thing if they can pay with card
>bag 'em up and thing prints the receipt
>was consistently getting my 10k a day
>no problem customers
>none of the other cashiers wanted to do this
>shutdown pandemic hits
>can't be close to a customer now
>get put on cigarette line
>now have to take enitre carts of niggers EBT steak and shrimp
>double bag
>if they have the cloth bag it won't fucking stay taught so constantly fighting with it
>despite not being allowed near customers i have to reach around the plexiglass thing and run their card for them even though debit and credit have been out for over 50 years
>never argue with a customer about a price, just change it and hope they don't get caught
>for some fucking reason they install a lotto machine
>only one CSM knows how to do it and he's never around to teach me
>finally figure it out
>people start doing that shit where they buy some, scratch some, cash in some
>the old lady cashier gets a stool to sit on but the rest of us have to stand
bullshit, it's a scamdemic, let me feel comfortable sometime. best though was the ladies at self checkout always came and asked me to help them, so i just got to stand around and scan a badge for overrides.

>>17496531
>this quite literal retard who lived close by in a hotel with his mom
>she's fine to deal with but he's so fucking dumb
>comes through my line and asks me to check these tickets
>can the pile
>nope, no winners
>"I know"
what the fuck

>>17487095
I always worked food service jobs where i wouldnt be a waiter, not because i would be bad at customer interaction, because i'd be fine, but i would always be way too fucking nervous about dropping those bigass plates of food. i would just kms on the floor if i dropped food.

>>17496539
sometimes the codes don't match what's printed, few years ago one of those lottery ticket companies got sued over it

>>17486305
>Bathroom is only for customers.
>She gets shwifty and shits on the floor.
this one is based fuck restroom gatekeepers when you gotta go you gotta go

>>17486239
>work at burger king
>guy asks for extra onions
>tell him we're out of onions
>he freaks out and calls his friend (while still in line) and asks him if he has any onions

>>17486305
>6.
>Lady comes in and wants to use the bathroom.
>Bathroom is only for customers.
>She gets shwifty and shits on the floor.
Clean it up wagie.

>>17495649
A couple more since I got sick and left work:

>pizza shop is connected to a bar and is in a popular night life district for the college crowd.
>before Uber and Lyft really became huge so a lot of people are either driving drunk or waiting for cabs
>some people get the bright idea to ask me for a ride
>normally would offer me 20-30 dollars
>started taking them if they were close to where I was going.
>ended up making a bunch of extra money.

Not really funny (like all of my stories) but was dank

>>17486316
it's oddly specific because it's generic scene that all restaurant workers have seen before. imagine never having worked food service LOL

>>17496284
it's frustrating how grocery stores always stack things like a booby trap avalanche. it's not the customers fault, and it's not the employees fault. it's the manager or corporate assholes that decide to do those horrible hazardous displays.

>>17492938
ONIZUKAAAAAAAA

never really been to /ck/ before but here go's

>work popeyes back in late middle school
>seems to be some turf war between the mexicans and indians
>mexicans do all the grunt work - raw chicken cleaning, fryer cleaning, mopping
>indians manage the store and work cashier
>only other "westerner" there is some methodone head that works twice a week to appease PO
>tells me to stay away from the frozen egg breakfast sandwiches
>late one night, helping jose clean out fryer, Jose say, "okay I teached you, I go now", grabs a few bags of left overs and leave early
>manager "Seneet" or some pajeet name is seething about it in managers office
>glances over at the front counter where I'm leaning and sees the missing left over breakfast bags
>audible LOLs, like he anticipated this
>Me Seneet, me play joke, me put pee pee in your yoke

>be me, dominos pizza driver
>we hire a guy who had been previously arrested for trafficking heroin
>his first day working he disappeared with a couple hundred $ in order money to buy cocaine
>owner says he has to pay it back immediately or he's calling the cops
>kid pays it back the next day (owner calls the cops anyway)
>some old lady calls us the next morning complaining that a boy she let live with her stole money from her

>>17497412
Another dominos story
>be stoned one day at work
>drive to far away remote location late at night
>when I get there, realize I don't have any pizza
>i had left it on top of my car and drove off, spilling pizza all over a busy turnpike

>>17497386
I can assure you that while the displays might not be a good idea, it is 100% the customer's fault for hitting them. Especially when that customer is a barely cognizant 92 year old man who shouldn't have even driven himself to the store.

Owner hired a black, black in the same day took two frozen boxes of kronos gyro meat home with him, owner learned his lesson, owner no longer hires blacks, his restaurant become 100% safer and more secure.

>>17497420
>I can assure you that while the displays might not be a good idea, it is 100% the customer's fault for hitting them. Especially when that customer is a barely cognizant 92 year old man who shouldn't have even driven himself to the store.
I can not tell you the number of times I have watched a video on youtube about normal healthy people getting fucked by a display stack avalanche in a grocery store. especially with cans or bottles. lots of them supposedly sue and win.
It's not the customers. stupid customers exist, but even smart customers get hurt by dangerous displays. managers and corporate always find a way to force the employees to stack shit wrong because it looks fancy or sells more but it just causes calamity.

Never hire a woman because they may get pregnant or screw around.

Best advice I've ever been given.

>>17497468
many such cases

>>17497510
I'm gonna make you pregnant bitch, how do you feel about that?

>>17486786
If it had stopped after the first encounter I'd say you should have given them a chance but ordering another pizza to get you to come back was super weird and sketchy

>>17497518
Never hire a woman.

>>17497493
>I have watched a video on youtube about normal healthy people getting fucked by a display stack avalanche in a grocery store
CCTV footage or someone just happened to be filming?

>>17497538
Ive watched a video on 8kun about normal healthy people getting fucked by a horse.

>>17497510
My boss is trying to call in a very 8 month pregnant chick to serve. And we don't offer any sort of maternity leave

>>17497605
>maternity leave

That is fucking retarded. This is the kinda shit you avoid by not hiring women.

>>17497390
indians are usually smart enough to use security cameras. our tip jar at the front register got stolen because i was grabbing food from the window, taking it back around the back of the restaurant, and boss was making food for him and the other cook.
i said "well just check the camera", he said "why? you going to do something?", i said "no, but if it's a regular customer or we recognize them we can ban them, call the police" and he ignored me

>>17497613
i don't think it's right, she should have thought before getting knocked up. but our company has zero HR so there's no way a "could give birth at the restaurant" is going to come back

>>17497531
Women are good employees at the place where I work, they do get preggo tho but its not my money so not my problem

>>17497667
You work in juvinile or adult entertainment?

>>17492981
Niggers

>>17497689
I work at your mom's house

>>17486426
Good pasta anon

>>17497704
Sup Jeff.

>>17486765
>bestie
kys whore

>>17487053
Cracker detected

It's fun reporting for racism.

>>17497732
t. doesnt have a bestie

>>17495099
Yes

>>17495975
kys tranny filth

>>17498126
>anyone who isn't cynical cold and miserable like me is a tranny who should commit suicide
Nice worldview anon

>>17497518
Excited

>>17492499
My Muslim immigrant sous chef flat out told one of the female kitchen hands he thought I was more capable than her because I'm a man.

>>17498143
Yes. Now make with the bullet in the brain already.

>>17498290

>>17498301
Your future is suicide, go meet it.

>>17498315
Seethe impotently for the rest of your life

>>17498316
>anyone who isn't cynical cold and miserable like me is a tranny
Not him but you're proving the point of the strawman you just created bro

>>17498316
Still gonna live longer than you.

>>17486765
I don't get it. This girl was down and you helped her out but for some reason when she gets pregnant you turn and decide to mess with her food? The fuck?

>>17498377
no. bestie was pregnant.
mutual (who they helped out) gossiped and told everybody bestie was pregnant.
so they messed with mutual's food.

>>17497157
based onionslover

>>17486305
>She gets shwifty
What the fuck does this mean?

>>17498428

This happened to me at work not too long ago. My coworkers and I are still bewildered over it.
>2 months ago
>working in carryout
>two guys come in, ones on the phone
>over hear part of his conversation
>telling person on the other end about how his mom wants to send his son nude photos of herself
>I beg your fucking pardon?
>immediately look at other coworkers to make sure I wasn't the only one who heard that
>they all have the same concerned, puzzled look on their faces
>casually pauses his call to place an order like nothing happened
>resumes his conversation and leaves
>encounter still haunts me

>>17486239
We hired a new chef earlier this year. Really good credentials. Trained at a Michelin restaurant in the neighbouring town etc.
Anyway, the day before he is to start the job he starts sending our boss photos on Messenger of food he has cooked. Wasn't asked to but apparently just wanted to show off.
The thing is, though, that my boss isn't a complete fucking retard, so he noticed right away that the food was on a load of different plates and the plates were on a load of different tables/counters etc.
So he starts Googling the dishes on the plates and sure enough; the guy just ripped the pics from Google. Page 1 even.
While our boss is doing that his phone rings. It's the head chef at the Michelin restaurant. He's seen my boss's post on our FB page about the new chef we hired. He's calling to say that guy never trained there.
Turns out the fella wasn't a chef at all so he was fired before his first day.
I kinda wanted to let him come in to see how much he'd screw up. Ah well.

>>17486250
I don't make fun of her for having been a waitress. That's a real job.
I make fun of her for what she's doing now.

>guy comes in to buy sandwich
>pays and we make the sandwich
>leaves and goes home without sandwich
>what
>comes back about an hour later we hand him the sandwich leaves without a word spoken between us
ok

>>17498517
>the plates were on a load of different tables/counters etc.
Something funny I've seen is that the people who lie alot are shitty liars who make amateur mistakes like that, and the people who don't tend not to lie.

>>17495619
I chuckled

>>17497412
>some old lady calls us the next morning complaining that a boy she let live with her stole money from her
Why would this be anything to do with you? Had you ever met this woman? Had you ever met this boy? Had either ever come to your restaurant?

>>17498388
OK I get it now. Thanks for clearing it up. Not sure that's a reason for fucking with food like that but at least I understand the story now.

>work at catering company
>just get back to the kitchen
>head in to office with head chef, sous, and managers
>head chef is an old fatty and sits down, asks me to grab his phone out of his car
>sigh and go get it
>get back and tell chef his phone is getting blown up by grindr notifications
>he acts concerned and looks through his phone
>whole office is dying laughing at him
I can't remember any good stories

>be me
>work in restaurant
>extra large person-sized package arrives carried by package man
>turn around to the kitchen and say "oh hey my dildos have arrived"
>entire world stands up and roars in laughter
>head chef, hooing and guffawing still, rips my jeans off and puts an entire stick of butter up my asshole
>slams the entire package wholesale up my cookie maker
>whispers "who's the joker now, baby?" into my ear
>i stifle my laughter as one single tear drops down my cheek "i am, chef..."
>respond to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

>>17498524
sorry bro

>>17498766
Fucking kek

>>17498766
Did you shoot the chef Arthur?
RIDI, PAGGLIACI, SEI TOU AMORE INFRANTO

Last on before thread 404's
>be me
>be aussie
>stop in at a KFC ( because i've walked 16km over a 6 hour period so i just need something to eat)
>after i've sat down to eat and had over 3/4's of my food, some clearly disabled cunt walks in and starts eating other peoples food
>as in just grabs food off of tables or from people carrying their orders and eats them while standing
>staff try to ask him to leave but he ignores them, if he even understood them
>eventually gets to my table
>grab fries and throw them individually at his feet
>he picks them up individually to eat
>he basically looks like a pigeon at a bus stop
>before i exhaust my fries the cops arrive and have to manhandle him out of there
>everyones pissed off and complaining, so the staff make the food again for them without charge
>tell them i had most of my order eaten, they believe me
>mfw got a bunch of food and a show for free

>>17499584
What a deal.
Poor pigeon man, always misunderstood.

>>17499717
I hold no grudge, he very much brightened up my day