/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>17515414
it looks very cost efficient

>homemade mayo

good!

>commercial mayo

you should be ovened

If you're not in the southern hemisphere then I guarantee that tastes like dogshit.

>>17515414
I like dipping vine ripened tomato in hellmann's mayonaise and my friends say it's disgusting (they haven't actually tried it). Meanwhile they say BLTs or turkey sandwiches with mayo and tomato is good.

>>17515414
I look forward to late summer every year just so I can make this sandwich with garden tomatoes. You do grow tomatoes, right anon?

>>17515468
dont brag about growing literally the easiest plant to grow

>>17515414
looks good. even better if the bread is toasted

>>17515468
I grow these

>>17515414
Brooshettas are better.

>tomato sandwich
>humble
they're obnoxious as shit, literally the niggers of sandwiches

I love the combination of tomato, lettuce, bread and mayonnaise. Anything else added is a great edition, smoked chicken, bacon, sprouts, cucumber, fried eggs, tuna, gherkins...

>>17515414
This seems like it would be a clash of textures

Love them shits with a good mayonnaise. Less so with butter. Yes, there are people who make tomato sandwiches with butter.
Anyway, tomato sandwiches have no business being as good as they are considering how simple it is to make one.

>>17515424
>make mayo
>die of salmon luh

>>17515502
Variety name? I've been looking for a less-pulpy tomato to grow but none of the pictures ever show a cross section of the ripened fruit, just the whole tomato and that's the end of it.

>>17515414
For me, tomatoes make me gag. I’ve tried to like them so many times but something about the slimy juices and the texture just makes me wanna hurl. I’ve had them sneaked into other dishes and I can always tell. Maybe it’s just something different with my taste receptors.

Nice sandwich though OP I hope you enjoyed it.

>>17515758
cherokee purple

>>17515414
mayo is an abomination but if that's just butter then alright. could use some cucumbers.

>>17515761
Based different opinion respecter
>>17515414
I love wheat or brioche for tomato sandwiches. I like some lettuce on them as well. Occasionally some mild cheese too

I didn't even know this was a thing until I watched Reacher.

>>17515788
Thank ya kindly.

>>17515860
Mayo tomato sandwiches > butter tomato sandwiches but if you don't care for mayo, howsabout oil? A nice, small drizzle of olive oil is nice, too. I personally don't think butter works well with raw tomato, though it doesn't cause me any disgust. I just don't like that combo.

>>17516025
yeah oil is fine I guess, although not really necessary; tomato is enough for me. mayo, even the best bespoke homemade organic blah blah, it's all got this undercurrent of sulfur and the texture is too creamy to me. like creamy that doesn't melt, unlike butter -- it stays creamy all the way down to my belly. I hypersalivate so it drives me crazy when people use mayo as an excuse for "dry" foods.

>>17515465
I like to spread mayo on a slice of tomato with pepper. Basically the same as what you're doing.

>>17515414
It has bread.

>>17515424
Picrel would like to have a talk with you

Tomato sandwiches can be great or shitty, it all just depends on the tomato. I miss the days when I had my parents' home grown tomatos, being a city cuck sucks.

>>17516025
>>17516038
i like cheese and tomato sandwiches, i think the richness of the cheese stands in pretty well for mayonnaise or butter. thicker cut sharp cheddar is my favorite. i've had them with sour cream or labna before which is also good. sour cream is underrated as a sandwich spread i m o

tomato slices should be salt and peppered.

>>17516085
Your days are numbered boy mark my words I'll find you

>>17515476
And yet, many people don't grow them and complain about shitty market tomatoes.
>>17515502
Looks great anon.

>>17515414
aint nothin' simpler than a mater sammich

>>17515754
Retard

Nice, I hope you put salt and pepper on it

>>17516097
labneh is a pretty damn good substitute, at that point you can also go with a thick layer of goat cheese, but at that point you're moving away from the platonic ideal of the sandwich

mustard instead of mayo

>>17515502
darker the better for tomatos imho

>>17515414
needs bacon, lettuce, and ass loads of pepper, also toast it wtf are you even doing.

>>17515424
literally nothing wrong with hellmann's or duke's

>>17515414
>Tomatoes in March
Better be Australian.

>>17515414
why the fuck would you not toast the bread? i bet you didnt even salt and pepper it.

>>17516554
it's a simple great drepression staple.

>>17516596
Who salts and peppers bread? Fuck all the weird Eerie Indiana, Nightmare Cafe, Fantasy Island shit from that series. The most disturbing thing I can think of is someone seasoning bread.

>>17516630
I think he was referring to salt and pepper for the tomatoes, but seriously try some lemon pepper on buttered toast once.

>>17515788
>cherokee purple
racist

>>17516648
if racism tastes like a cherokee purple, then I am the grand wizard of the KKK.

>>17516648
>you have to be inclusive/respectful and use local native languages and names for things, but naming a tomato variety after the group of natives who bred it is racist

>>17516743
kek they canceled Aunt Jemima, this generation is basically made up of 1700's Salem on a mass scale.

>>17516828
And we've basically watched the Red Scare get pulled out of the closet and dusted off over the last month. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

>>17516854
watching them spin the narrative that the people that defeated the nazis are the actual nazis makes me hungry for a tomato sandwich

>>17516828
>kek they canceled Aunt Jemima
She's not allowed to be sticky sweet anymore, but she's all over thick white enriched bags.

>>17516828
>Uncle Ben erased
>Land O Lakes Pocahontas cancelled
>Washington Redskins was erased even thought it was based off of a chief of a tribe that called themselves "redskins" and took pride in it.

>>17516917
they didn't call themselves redskins, that's what they called white people with sunburns. It was a mistranslation.

>>17515414
Will only taste good if you're from a med country desu

>>17516917
Kek. No more minorities on my packaging. Based millennial phoney outrage.

>>17516963
lol med tomatoes are a fucking meme that newfags latch onto.

>>17515414
Wonderbread for the tomato sandwiches
Rye bread for the cucumber sandwiches

>>17517016
>provide tomatoes with ideal soil
>give them the perfect amount of water and balanced nutrition
>why are backyard tomatoes better than grocery stores but mediocre?
The grapes must suffer.

>>17517072
nothing you said conflicts with what I said, I also despise grocery store tomatoes.

>>17517016
>Only location literally all their meals are based on tomato
>OVERRATED

>>17517125
you do know that tomatoes aren't native to italy, or anywhere in europe?

>>17515414
Raw tomatoes are the only food I can't eat. I try 2-3 times a year to try fresh garden tomatoes and I can never do it. Shit is embarrassing, especially after seeing how much people enjoy them.

>>17517106
I suppose it's not. I'm just saying that they're often best grown in awful soil because then the plants won't overproduce empty fruit, and instead make better tomatoes in an attempt to survive.

>>17517136
I'm sorry bud, neither could my dad, and my mom was also allergic to onions. So I had a very boring palette until I left my parents home, so it was an enlightening experience for me to taste actual flavors in my food and trying recipes of various ingredients. It might not taste the same to many, but it was amazing to me.

>>17517129
>Reading comprehension

>>17517144
I plant beans around my tomatoes, they naturally put nitrogen in the soil and really boost fruit production of fruits, just gotta spend every single day pruning them or else they will get out of hand in a couple of days.

>>17517147
what I meant to say is that Italian tomatoes like Roma and San Marzano are a fucking meme and people only think pizza sauce can be made from them because italy and muh rustic bullshit. There are thousands of better tomatoes for sauces than those meme plants that aren't all water, have better flavor and texture, and make greasy wops seethe.

>>17517145
Thankfully I have no problem eating them cooked, would be fucking brutal as a cook otherwise

>>17515414
needs less tomato, some mozzarella, basil and balsamic vinegar also lightly toast the bread

>>17516828
Except no burnings, hangings, drownings or ducks are involved.
So yeah, pretty much nothing like Salem.
I'm all for calling out bullshit reactionary "cancellation" as well as bullshit political correctness, but that was just a bad metaphor, friend.

>>17517654
>Except no burnings, hangings, drownings or ducks are involved.
But wouldn't that be awesome. I'd pay good money to attend a village burning/drowning of some brain dead maga mom who spouted off about the jewish conspiracy in a school board meeting and got cancelled. Remember how satisfying it was to watch that stupid qanon bitch get her neck ventilated by the secret service while trying to storm congress? Imagine that but every week, god I've practically got a chubby thinking about it

I like to soften them up by taping on pavement then throw them @ cars.

>>17515468
i'm european and where my garden once was, there is now a bicycle parking spot with an ev charging station.

>>17517691
No, it wouldn't. That was a horrifying moment in American history for everyone on every side of the political spectrum and I would prefer that no one would have to be subjected to anything like that again. Not another would-be insurrectionist, not the police officer who shoots and kills them and especially not the friends and family of that person. She was someone's daughter, Anon, and while her brain may have been hijacked by bullshit, her parents don't deserve to live through the horror of not only having to bury their daughter, but also that the whole thing could have been avoided altogether.

>>17517691
Your dick can still get hard after being split inside out and turned into a dripping axe wound?

>>17515414
Looks good. Wish I had some tomato here to make one.

>>17515414
Needs bacon

>>17517969
Please. These people and their "hijacked brains" have caused widespread harm, violence, and death, it just mostly applies to people you never gave a shit about because they weren't on your team. One dumb bitch winning her stupid prize isn't going to cause me any grief, and it wouldn't cause you any either if you actually cared about people.

Sup. Which part of Ohio are you in? I'm in South Ohio. Moved here from the west coast, i fucking love it.

>>17515424
making mayo is a hit or miss operation evry time for those who haven't done it 100x

>>17515414
A yuropoorean delicacy!

>>17517981
>caused widespread ham
Mmmmm.... Ham.

>>17515502
I just started me tomato seeds indoors, going with brandywines as they are tried and true.

>>17515414
Try adding potato chips

>>17518310
adding things to a simple mater sandwich is counter intuitive

>>17518193

>>17517654
>or ducks are involved.
i require more info on this? pleas elaborate

>>17515414
>not toasted.

>>17518511
traditionally they didn't have toasters during the great depression.

>>17518532
They had ovens and sources of heat... Why do you think toast is such a big thing for Brits and older people?

>>17515421
fpbp

>>17516109
>>17516289
as you can see if you look closely, that tomato has salt and pepper on it.

>>17518503
Witches are made of wood since they burn up and leave ashes, just as wood does. Wood also floats on water. Ducks also float on water.
To test a woman for witchcraft, she is tossed into water. If she drowns, she was a good Christian woman and given a proper Christian burial. If she floats, she must weigh as much as a duck and is therefore actually made of wood and is therefore actually a witch whereupon, she is to be burned.

>>17518718
You have to be shitposting, that cannot be an actual line of human thought.

>>17518720
How young are you?

>>17518720
people in power still make up equally ridiculous shit to persecute people today.

>>17517981
Sweetheart, you presume to know what team I'm on when I've given you no indication one way nor the other. Such a lapse of logic is surely the mind of a woman. Ain't you got a cake to be baking for hubby or something, darlin'?

>>17518193
Prosciutto cotto is best ham.

>>17518736
Well, I didn't vote for 'em.

>>17518734
Twenty-six, I was just astounded at the level of retardation that Puritans believed.
>>17518736
Yeah, its funny how the federal government exists in a state between "horrifyingly dystopian" and "barely able to string together a coherent thought"

>>17518753
Are you having a giggle, mate? I'm 27 and even I've seen Monty Python's Holy Grail.

>>17518773
I thought the whole duck thing was real life stupidity, its just been awhile since I've seen the movie.

>>17518807
You're real life stupidity if you're confusing a comedy sketch for reality.

>>17518813
well that was something that happened in real life taking to a comedic absurdity that really isn't more absurd than the original justifications.

>>17518813
comics don't make things funny, they just point out how absurd things already are

>still 4 months away from being able to harvest a tomato from my garden
:(

>>17518807
For real life stupidity so absurd that many parts of it were copied almost verbatim from a witchfinder general's journal and presented as a comedy, look up the Trial of Elizabeth Gadge.
Not the best ep of Inside No. 9 (that would be The 12 Days of Christine; like, holy shit, is that some good TV), but Gadge is still very, very good.

Back to tomatoes:
>>17518909
What did you plant? I haven't put down anything yet because the weather has been fucking bizarre lately. 70 degrees today, 80 degrees tomorrow but 28 degrees yesterday? How in the shit? I'll wait until after pie day to put anything down. Pomodorini will be likely. What I really wanna plant, tho, is lovage. Mine somehow died winter of 2020, I'm garbage at growing from seed and I can't find any nursery which carries lovage plants anymore.

>>17515414
I’ll take a butter and tomato sandwich hold the tomato

>>17516630
Eerie Indiana? Only thing Eerie about Indians was getting molested by my uncle

>>17519260
Those are all names of American television programmes from the 80s (also 90s, I think?) that dealt with weird shit. I've never actually seen any of them, but I'm aware they existed long, long ago.

>>17519176
starting some cherokee purples, black brandywines, and beefsteak.

>>17519330
*started seeds indoors, it won't be planting time until midmay

>>17518909
i have one of two problems growing tomatoes
#1. they barely grow and i get like one or two half size mutant tomatoes
#2. they grow insanely good and i get metric fuck tons of tomatoes
The year before last year was #2. and i still have homemade tomato sauce in my deep freezer, that and a few carboys full of black beans

>>17516634
>lemon pepper on buttered toast
Good to know I'm not the only one who does this

>>17519338
Have you tried skinning, pureeing, sieving and drying them for paste? I haven't, but that's what I would do if I had too many tomatoes and not enough freezer space.
I'm sure you'd have to acidulate or sweeten them before processing for preservation purposes, but it seems simple enough.

>>17515424
For me, it's miracle whip

>>17519399
well i skin, puree and sieve them to remove the seeds i leave it there as sauce and freeze it (people have given me shit about freezing it and not making it fresh but i honestly can't taste a difference).

>>17515414
a sublime sandwich. One of life's simple delights. I make mine with a lot of salt, pepper and raw onion

>>17519472
Oh, when you said "sauce" I thought you meant that you'd cooked it.
I've never frozen raw tomatoes, but cooked sauce freezes just fine.

This looks amazing but im trying to not so much bread :(

>>17515414
I stopped buying tomatoes because the quality was terrible maybe 1 in 5 was a soggy mess

>>17519513
tomatoes are delicious on their own quartered and salted.

>>17519513
Are you just omitting carbs altogether or are low-carb alternatives an option?

>>17519543
This. Tomatoes and a little salt are such a perfect match. I could eat a plateful of them.

>>17519509
I find it easy enough to cook it when i need it and that way i leave my options open. The longest i ever left a bad in the freezer was 15 months and seemed fine. I did cook it for spaghetti sauce though

>>17519513
then this is the way to go.

>>17519543
>>17519567
i mean theyre better sated and peppered and better salted and peppered and with olive oil and better salted and peppered and olive oiled and with a little bit of parsley

>>17519591
the point is that they are good at the basic level, anything can be improved but at the expense of time, effort, cost of ingredients.

>>17519587
those tomatos are shit btw, all seed, water, and no meat. some grocery store tomato for a photo, bet that shit didn't even get eaten.

>>17519606
>>>17519513
it was a example photo, i grow my own and even make my own mozzarella sometimes* (my local store has pretty good mozz for a reasonable price) I would also add some balsamic vinegar and not chop the basil so fine
The truth of the matter is any homegrown vine ripened tomato is miles better then the best store bought hydroponic picked green tomato.

>>17519562
Im trying to limit only 25g of carbs a day

>>17519601
just admit you got schooled nigga

>>17519663
as long as you like tomatoes, you are a fren of mine no matter how you eat them :)

>>17519585
Maybe I'll just freeze them as puree, then, if there's not much of a loss in flavour. I freeze tomatillos that way and they seem fine so idky I never figured to do the same with tomatoes. Thanks for the insight.

>>17519657
that is basically keto, zero carb is retarded. anything under 50g is considered low carb.
You will lose weight at 25g/day.
Something that isn't mentioned enough is the 8 hour eating window, from the first thing you ingest that is not pure water you need to have your last meal of the day within 8 hours (it's kinda why OMAD works so good for a lot of people) after that 8 hour window your body won't utilize the caloric intake as efficiently and will start to store it in your cells instead of burning it for energy
I have some keto'ish recipes i can post, not all of them are horrible

>>17519730
i'd say start with a small test batch to see if it works for you. My deep freezer is extremely cold -20f compared to a fridge/freezer combo so yours might not come out the same and i'd hate to give out bad advice.

>>17516025
I started using dressings. Going to try a tomato sandwich with Caesar and romaine. Maybe some cheese.

>>17519853
i put parm on my caesar salads, maybe start there?

>>17518397
Adding simple things in small amounts with care and precision can also be delicious.
So to anon's point, you should try some cracked black pepper and salt kettle chips next time.

>>17519866
Caesar kind of brings that on a sandwich. I was thinking of adding Swiss or Havarti which I like. Thinly sliced, just a little.

>>17519845
I have a chest freezer but no idea how cold it gets. I bought it, lugged it down to the basement, plugged it in, set the dial and haven't touched said dial or plug since.
Pretty sure it's cold as fuck, though. Freezes quarts of skim milk PDQ. Thanks for the concern. If it sucks, no worries. Not like I'll be back in August seeking your head or anything.

>>17519903
>Not like I'll be back in August seeking your head or anything.
you never know on 4chan
I also freeze milk and my friends look at me like i'm crazy but it's a 45 min drive each to the nearest store so it's not like i'm running to town every few days

>>17515414
damn that looks delicious

>>17516067
EKHM...

>>17515414
never tried it, sounds like it might be quite tastey though

>>17516067
>>17519981
ERHHEM...

>>17515414
Henlo tomater
>>17515424
what is appropriate oil to use for homemade mayonnaise?
>i exclusively use butter, tallow, and olive oil for cooking, none of which work in mayo

>>17519981
Fact.

Why are Polish packaged foods so much better than everyone else's?

>>17516554
>and ass loads of pepper
NO.
>smoked bacon
>full fat mayo
>lettuice
>hot sauce / chilli flakes, any kind

>>17520001
Olive oil will absolutely work fine, though you may not like the strong taste of extra virgin. Pomace is better for that sort of thing, which is what I've used (or sunflower oil) or a blend of the two, pomace and extra virgin.

>>17516899
>enriched
>bleached
this website has ruined me

>>17515414
Add a couple sliced hotdogs adds a little bit of heaven

>>17515421
Came here to post this

And a little bit of chicken fried...

>>17515424
>mayo
It should be cream cheese.

>>17520051
that actually might be good, cream cheese bagel with tomato slices, I can see it. I haven't had a bagel since the 90's when they were a fad.

>>17520051
why not both?

>>17520001
avocado oil

>>17515468
>moved from a ghetto shithole to a nice suburb
>can't get peppers or tomatoes to grow for me like they did in the 'hood
aaaaa

wtf why did this shit thread get so many replies for some slices of tomato on shitty white bread?

>>17520129
I'm sorry your 1200th "the cheese has melted" thread got deleted.

>>17520147
shit, I thought everyone enjoyed that :(

>>17517703
>bicycle parking
Gross

>>17517703
I was going to say that Russia is coming to liberate you, but I didn't realize that the Russian military was a complete joke.

>>17519295
All fun cozy shit. Grab the popcorn, frozen pizza, whatever other snacks you want and get into episodic stories that come out more like cheap theater. I also recommend Are You Afraid of The Dark and Friday The 13th the TV series, which had fuckall to do with the movies and was just an anthology of weird stories.

I think people who grew up in stormy, dark and cold climates know how awesome this shit is. You look forward to shit weather after a while so you can eat shit food while watching cheesy horror.

>>17515414
Wet innit?

>>17520628
white bread
mayo
tomato slices that are salt and peppered
simple as.

>>17520618
I really don't like that kind of popcorn but the spiraling aluminum foil shield is absolutely memorizing to watch unfold.

>>17520647
>I only like popcorn with that heavily salted fake butter

>>17520677
>the natural stuff tastes so much better
If you're feeding your ego. Profits don't lie. Nor do people who have actually ASKED for the Butter-It in our restaurant when we gave them butter. People like salty oil with concentrated milk fat extracts rather than the real thing.

>>17520717
honestly I like the fake shit, but I haven't been to a movie theater or had popcorn since Avatar came out

>>17520772
last theater I went to was one of those old timey theaters that served beer and wine, I think it was that Mel Gibson WW2 movie. Luckily there weren't any blacks or it would have been a shitshow of jungle apes being niggers.

>>17520677
>>17520717
I only like real clarified butte4 on my popcorn.

>>17520863
based popcorn snob that can't properly type probably because alcohol.

>>17515502
it is time my brothers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqS-VrwWnns

Tomato sandwiches with mayo are my waifu's favorite food therefore they're the best

>>17521183
post proofs

>>17520885
Lol, correct.

>>17515414
how about I humble you with a knuckle sandwich?

>>17521336
if you can feed it to me, I'll take it. If you can't then I'll feed it to you. ;)

>>17521395
oorah mother fucker

>>17521336
>>17521395
>>17521414
young dumb and full of cum, that's how I like my twinks before I split thier cheeks.

>>17515904
I was just writing, word for word, the same thing.

>>17521429
this guy is lying her pussy is loose and dry, she isn't desperate to feel human contact especiallly sexually, and she totally won't fuck one of her children's friends that she is in close contact with.

>>17521466
kek

I asked a friends mom for sex when I was a weight lifting chad and was mogging everyone on my highschool team, she slapped me and said 'ew you are my sons age' then stormed out of the room before she came back scratching and punching me like a dude.
I bet she fingered her pussy that night thinking about me.

>>17521510
gonna need proof, o-line fatty.

>>17520772
That's the last time I went to the theater too. Even wore the stupid 3d glasses. I think I was so pissed after the huge build up that I just realized that seeing movies in the theater was bullshit and never went back.

>>17521510
women don't punch, scratch, and yell at you if they 'secretly' want you to fuck them, and they definitely don't finger themselves thinking about you, they think about unicorns, rainbows, and other stupid shit. Or at least my wife does, I work 10-12 hours a day and she is laying in bed with her vibrator hoping to get fucked..

I don't think city faggots have realized how much the world has changed in the last week. You are all gonna get nuked, and those that survive will suffer by people like me, but at least you will know up front that I am a bad man that will steal, kill, and rape you with reckless abandon. I can't wait until you faggots suffer and die

since when is this board the de facto schizo board?

>>17521608
sorry

>>17519998
thats just mayo with extra yolk and msg u gay bitch

>>17515414
I still can't get over the fact tomato sandwiches exist.

>>17515468
Going to plant some beefsteak tomato seeds and some others I saved.

i will post a picture of my wife eating a 'mater sandwich later to BTFO >>17521233

>>17515414
add some sliced cheese and salt bro

It's the only thing I prefer with miracle whip

>>17515414
I absolutely love soaking the juice of a tomato in bread, with a bit of salt. It's like a dessert after I'm done with a salad.

>>17515414
It looks economical.

fuck you i'm not letting this thread die yet

>>17515414
That oddly looks satisfying.

>>17525687
Yeah, I just watched Reacher too.

if you really want bread with your tomatoes the only decent sandwich is open faced

>>17515414
I eat this all the time.

>>17520032
>sunflower oil
schizo seed oil anon is coming

>>17515414
tomato sandwich is good, but the bread needs to be toasted and it needs a good layer of black pepper

>>17518175
you keep saying it but it does not make it true
use a fucking scale you moron

>>17515414
more like a water sandwich

>>17515414
Would be better with cucumber

>>17516558
+1 for le hellmon

>>17519405
Rope yourself and your local government in Dorf Fortress.

>>17515414
Gonna try this.

>>17515424
For me it's Duke's

>>17515414
minimalism: the sandwich

>>17515424
i can't make it i fail everytime when i put the eggs and oil in the blender

>>17517154
To be fair, it is part of the recipe if you want to make an authentic Neapolitan or New York style pizza, which is what 90% of people who make them intend. Canned Italian tomatoes are also by far the most widespread, good quality tomatoes available across the Western world.

I'm not a big fan of ingredient pedigrees myself but this is one of the cases where it makes some sense.

>>17515414
I like your shoes

>>17515414
His best friend bacon misses him so much!

Tomatoes are gross

>>17515414
Needs cheese, raw yellow onion, salt, pepper and a dash of malt vinegar

>>17515414
The perfect July tomato sandwich on quality bread with mayo and a crack of black pepper has yet to be topped.

>>17526864
on a sunday-go-to-meetin' bread
ow bow bow
herrr baduh hibbiedibbieyibbididdy

>>17520025
what's wrong with pepper?

tasty, it willbe several month before I get enjoy one from the garden

>>17517654
You wouldnt have a metaphor if you compared two things where exactly the same events occur you dolt

Yeah sure people aren't being literally physically killed but their lives are being utterly destroyed over fabricated bullshit

>>17534044
this has been debunked

>>17515414
>Mayo
>Bread

Looks tasty but mayonnaise is fattening as hell, I'm trying to lose weight, can't have bread either. Tomato by itself with some salt and pepper is tasty.