/ck/ - Food & Cooking

what even is that food?
a whole chicken with clovers on it?

>>17544620
How many Michelin stars do YOU have?

>>17544620
It's always funny to see anons denigrate Übermensch that have achieved heights beyond their comprehension. He has more greatness in his left nut than this entire board.

>>17544620
very weak and piss-soaked trolling anon. pls stay on topic and post about food or cooking

>>17544629
>michelin starred chef makes this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q0zGE-Iboc
just because he has michelin stars doesn't mean he isn't a retard

>>17545357
The jamaicans seething in the comments is divine. Multiple comments about washing chicken. Lol.

>>17544646
it's their choice, really

>>17544646
how does a left nut have greatness

>>17545383
You can splash bacteria around your sink for no reason if you like, but you don't have to, it's your choice

>>17545357
>call it rice and peas
>in actual recipes they use beans
???

>>17545357
>OP outs himself as a seething third worlder
don't you have some chicken to pointlessly wash?

>>17544627
Watercress I think

>>17545357
Why is a thinly veiled ad used as a skill test for chefs? He shows up, cooks a low effort meal and collects his cheque and you guys can't stop seething about it

>>17544629
here's your three michelin stars bro, now eat your food off a fucking ceiling tile

>>17545476
Marco got 3 stars off of 3-4 course meals you idiotic know nothing.

>>17545500
grant got 3 stars off of throwing random ingredients on ceiling tiles and charging customers $285 to eat off them

hello, OP here I made this thread to make fun of Marco's series of videos where he shills knorr products. I am sure he is quite the competent cook though probably not as good as the meth head who works at my local Waffle House

>>17545421
The thing is though, many black people wash chicken with fucking BLEACH.

mpw is a fucking hack

>>17544620
True, but he's not bad for a limey.

>>17544620
Is that Claude bessey?

>>17545476
Would Alinea be famous if the chef didn't have an interesting tug-at-your-heartstrings sort of story

>>17545357
>2cups of water for every 1 cup of rice
CRINGE

I fucking love this guy
I love his explanations which are clearly steeped in tradition, what he was told growing up and what he was told apprenticing in kitchens and later the ones he thought up himself
I fucking hate 'food science' bullshit and I wish I could be initiated into the french restaurant tradition
Also he's completely right about stockpots, I don't use knorr but I use my local brand and they're great aside from having to adjust the seasoning which is a problem cause I can only taste my seasoning and don't really intuitively know how much I need to season

>>17546888
shut the fuck up retard

>>17546888
Also seeing people try to characterise him as some kind of out of touch man who isn't aware of the realities of home cooking while at the same time skewering him for shilling for knorr makes me so fucking angry
Fucking cunts, he had a tough life growing up and he knows what it's like
>>17546899
No I'm allowed to rant all I want

>>17544629
>>17544646
Its called being a has been. Nothing wrong with retiring but these people go and degenerate what they did in youth. All this means is "help, my job didn't provide a 401k"h8xxj

>>17546905
you're fat and stupid

>>17546923
My bmi is 21 and I'm not stupid

>>17546908
This a really sad way to look at life. Are you okay, friend?

>>17546941
Nothing wrong with despising public figures who are desperate for ongoing attention when they have nothing left to offer. Especially when they were never interesting to begin with.

>>17546973
I know for a fact you wouldn't go back into a kitchen as a head chef if you were in his shoes.

Did you know that ignorance makes your opinion inferior to those without?

Do you think he'd ever bother cooking the kinds of meals he cooked at his restaurant for guests or his family?

>>17547015
Maybe simplified versions.

>>17544620
its your choice to like me

>>17545432
It's just a regional dialect thing, like how some places call it soda and some places says pop.

>>17547158
that's bullshit, but i believe it

>>17546908
>has been
>makes more money on shitty endorsements than you will your entire working life
dilate

>>17545476
>Can I get this in a doggy bag to go bro?

>>17545535
you made that up

>>17544620
All of you leave this poor man alone. He's done nothing to you.

>>17546407
there is literally nothing wrong with that

>>17547278
Dumb argument. Capitalism is a broken reward system. We've known this for decades.

>>17546407
>not understanding the proportuon needed to cook rice
retard

>>17545535
All the meat you buy in a grocery store in America has been washed with bleach

>>17544629
>muh michelin stars
>this retard has 3

>>17549857
No he doesn't, you FAS baby.

>>17545476
i would bust my ass working just so one day i can be hired as a cook in alinea, then when its my turn to be part of the seven dudes plating this up i just go with my hard cock swinging around and cum on it with all my grace and glory. my lifes work

>>17544646
Hi Marco

>>17547062
They make stock out of chefs!? FUCK

>>17549977
if grant saw you do that he'd probably add that experience to his menu and charge customers extra

>>17545535
Black person here. What the fuck? No.

>>17545535
>mfw
Hell nah, where the fuck you hear that from?

>>17545357
It looks so goddamn nasty and that chicken is undercooked. This man didn't cook what ever he said he was going to cook

>>17548670
>>17550211
>>17550496
it's a real thing with american blacks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoAvzfdqJa8

>>17551720
That's soap, not bleach, and the point of the video is he's doing it wrong.

>>17551734
>That's soap, not bleach
like niggers know the difference
>the point of the video is he's doing it wrong
pretty sure its foreal, either way there's literal montages of this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKN1pCXQ6Vo

>>17551753
Now you've posted a video of a guy who doesn't normally wash chicken at all, only does it because the viewers told him to, and again gets ridiculed because he thought they meant to use soap.

>>17551767
yes and tons of blacks continue to wash their chicken with soap or bleach. They don't have any understanding of food safety which is why they burn the fuck out of their steaks too, they'll be sure to level it out with dat seazoning doe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ilrqhJ34d4

>>17544629
Honestly, why do so many people care about what a car company thinks about food?

>>17551813
It's a tire company. They care because it's the most respected rating in the world.

>>17551813
like all bad things in the world, blame the french

>>17551813
I trust the michelin man with my life

>>17545357
That does look disgusting lol

>>17551813
A long time ago they made a travel guide. That's how it started, but at this point it doesn't matter. It has a reputation. I'd rather have an accolade with some tradition behind it than have 1000 different awards made by modern food bloggers.

>>17545535
This is true. But niggers are retarded though, so they're kinda excused

>>17544620
>leedl

fuck you marco i'm glad your sons turned out to be pieces of shit

>>17545383
in Jamaica they use the term washing but what they actually mean is brining

>talks shit about gordons scrambled eggs
>he takes half an hour and are still best eaten with a straw
yeah, nah

>>17557219
https://socamom.com/w/lime-and-salt-cleaning-chicken-caribbean-style/

Wrong, but maybe not completely in the purest sense of a brine.