/ck/ - Food & Cooking

jesus was not a real person

being gay and sexually active is not immoral

>>17617916
Pease Porridge
Ingredients
500g yellow split peas
2 tbsp olive oil
1 onion , finely chopped
1 carrot , chopped
1 bay leaf
1 thyme sprig
1 tbsp malt vinegar
30g butter
Method
STEP 1
Tip the peas into a bowl, cover with cold water and leave to soak overnight.

STEP 2
Heat the oil in a medium saucepan. Add the onion and carrot and fry over a low heat for 10-15 mins, or until soft and translucent but not brown.

STEP 3
Drain the peas and tip into the saucepan with the bay leaf and thyme. Cover with about 1 litre cold water, bring to the boil and skim off any foam. Reduce the heat to a simmer and cook, stirring often, for 2 hrs 30 mins, or until the peas are soft, adding more water as needed (you may need to add about 500ml). Remove and discard the bay leaf and thyme. Blitz with a hand blender until smooth, then stir through the vinegar and butter. Season with sea salt and some black pepper, then serve with thick slices of roast ham.

>>17617923
Without the butter and ham of course.

>>17617916
Why Lent?

>>17617923
No meat, no dairy, no fish.
Meat/fish = any animal with a backbone.
Shellfish are allowed. Shrimp, crab, etc.
On weekends oil and wine are allowed. 2-3 days out of all Lent, fish is allowed.

Cream of potato soup

Make yer veggie stock
Boil potatoes
Blend it all with your desired proportions of veg stock/starchy potato water and either add vegan cream OR slowly add in vegetable oil to potatoes while blending them and you can get a mayo-like thing going on which makes the whole thing creamier.
Pan fry some peas and peppers (and/or whatever other bright veggies you have at your disposal) and sprinkle them in. Here's where you could also soften a couple of garlic cloves to blend in the soup.

Imagine being a catlick.

isn’t the point to give up fancy foods? just eat bread and peanut butter

>>17617998
What is the point of giving up "fancy" foods?
The point of Great Lent is to draw closer to Christ. Dietary restrictions are only one part of that. It's better to learn humility, mercy, compassion, and charity from the time of Great Lent than it is to learn dieting.
Dieting is nothing compared to humility or mercy. If you feel tempted to judge your brother for this or for that, you're better off eating steak and sausage and eggs just to show yourself that you aren't better than him.
We're all inferior to Christ. We all fall short of the glory of God.

>>17617992
>>17617998
going vegan is the Orthodox lent

what about just fasting, retard

>>17618033
For 40 days straight? I'm not Jesus, sorry to say.

>>17618037
imageboard fast

>>17618083
How about I fast from you and your sassy attitude? Huh?
God bless you.

>>17618037
Fasting in the sense of lent meants only eat one small meal in the afternoon, and refraining from meat on friday.

>>17617992
Protestants are supposed to do it too, we just don’t because protestantism has been thoroughly subverted into a secularised mess

>>17618098
You're RC I'm guessing?
Meat is forbidden throughout all of Lent. There are monastic rules for Lent, most notably the rules that ban all food for the first 2-3 days of Lent.
But if you reduce it all to a game of dietary Simon Says then you miss the whole point of Lent.
The point of Lent is the point of spirituality in general. It is the point of life in general. Lent is just a highlighting, a reminder, of what you ought to be focused on all of the year.
Better to stuff yourself with meat and beer every single day, than to neglect your prayers or be proud or judge your brothers and sisters.

>>17618103
You're always welcome to become Orthodox. I'm a member of ROCOR and I recommend you join ROCOR if you have a parish nearby you.
Just be prepared to exert yourself. It's not a vacation.

>>17617921
Repent and accept Christ as your savior anon

>>17618121
I don't speak Russian so I don't think I'll be taking that vaca

>>17618149
I have committed no crimes by being gay and I don't appreciate you lying to me about fake people to try to hurt me and control my body.

>>17618187
HIV

>>17618113
Presbyterian, just more traditional than most.
I was stating the most common modern (i.e., post-reformation) interpretation of the fast. I know way back they’d abstain from meat the entire time and only eat the bare minimum to survive after the sun went down, but that hasn’t been the norm since the 14th century.

>>17618121
I’m happy enough with my church. Nothing against eastern orthodoxy, just not my persuasion. It’s my belief people should stick with their own, rather than windowshop religions like they would suits.

>>17618187
You are trying to tell us that poison is medicine and filth is cleanliness.
Leave us alone. We don't care about your delusions. You have been given the truth and you have chosen to reject it. We do not want to re-litigate, and re-re-litigate, and re-re-re-litigate with you ad infinitum.

>>17618218
I'm trying to tell you that I know you are lying and religion is just a group of people lying for power and social prestige.

>>17618214
>It’s my belief people should stick with their own, rather than windowshop religions like they would suits.
The truth is a lonely thing. It exists apart from all the things man considers warm and attractive.
If you want to know the truth then you must also become cold and lonely. You must leave behind the things and people which/whom make you comfortable, and therefore, complacent.
To be a Christian is to be crucified. Anyone who is not crucified in this life, this temporary worldly life, will find themself crucified for all eternity in the next life.

>>17618224
Even if all religions were false (which they're not), they still put in effort to make society a nicer place to live. For example by making it socially unacceptable for you to run around in public shoving things up people's butts, which you would do

>>17618224
You don't know your own ass from a hole in the ground, and I am done talking to you. You are wasting my time. I have heard your speech a million times already, repeated over and over by a thousand different people.
I'm not interested in debating you, because I know that debate is only useful with people who are reasonable. Not fanatics.
Take a philosophy 101 class and read the gospels. Don't annoy me and waste my time.

>>17618247
They are all false and religion makes the world a far worse place to live because it encourages dishonesty. You don't sincerely believe it and wouldn't pretend to if doing so didn't give you power and social prestige.

>>17618247
You are wrong. The value of Christianity is not to create comfortable societies with physical luxuries.
To be Christian is to be crucified. God damn your "society", which is nothing but a prison for the human heart. Better to suffer and meet Christ than to waste your entire life in sleep and relaxation, and never meet Him.

>>17617916
Lent-ils

>>17618257
You're just making accusations. You're wasting our time. Nobody cares and nobody should care.
God bless you, maybe one day you won't be such a narrow-minded dumbass. Maybe one day you'll learn a little humility.

>>17618236
You don't post this type of shit on /pol/ with a confederate meme flag by any chance do ya?

>>17618274
>You're just making accusations.

what is religion besides accusing the groups not in power of wrong-doing to maintain said power?

This is about power and privilege. I'm gay and religion has been used as a way to dismiss and exclude my kind since its inception.

God isn't real. Religion is books written by other people for power and to hurt other people.

Reading books doesn't save you from death. These threads are made to push a religious agenda - not to discuss food and cooking.

>>17618236
What matters is that you accept Jesus as your saviour, and that you obey His teachings. Most other things are culture-specific window dressing. So long as you’re not c*tholic.

>>17618282
Anal warts

>>17618257
if it were that easy to gain power and prestige, you would pretend to believe.
instead, you'd rather fight on the side of shoving thing's up people's butts. seems odd.

>>17617916
Barramundi fish and chips. You're welcome.

>>17618282
I didn't even read your post. You're an idiot. Leave us alone, you are wasting our time.
You're not as smart as you think you are. Nobody cares what you have to say. It simply does not matter. God bless you, but still, leave us alone.

>>17618282
Religion is a spiritual guideline to guide you towards a wholesome and fulfilling life that is beneficial to both you and your community. Your seething hatred for religion and its message is proof you are none of these things. You are a miserable narcissistic self-loathing bastard that actively works to make society less healthy. You justify your poisonous existence by saying it is ‘vengeance’ against those who disagree with you. You are filthy materialist; no better than a dog. And you deserve to die like one, too.

>>17618289
I would also have to pretend I'm not born attracted to the same sex and I refuse to do that.

People are born gay, religion is a choice to believe in lies so you can hurt other people.

Religion diminishes societies and makes them less effective by dividing people into "good" and "not good".

>>17618304
There are plenty of atheists who are disgusted by homosexual men.

>>17618304
Have you tried NOT shoving things up people's butts?
Seems like you could stop doing that at any time and join the rest of normal polite society that doesn't want to hear about it.

>>17618103
>supposed to
Nah, if you choose to observe lent, do it unto the Lord. If you choose to not observe lent, the let your non-observation be unto the Lord.

>>17617916
why does that cross come with a kickstand and headrest? also just eat sushi. or are you suppose to eat tasteless crap in order to fast?

>>17618312
Because they have learned they get power and prestige by pretending to hate gays.

What you are doing is wrong and you should be stopped.

Every single person who has been involved in a legal case over anti-gay discrimination has cited "sincere religious beliefs", not simply a belief that gays are disgusting because you use it as a shielf to justify being predatory towards people you think are weak and won't fight back - those days are over.

>>17618329
>homosexual groomer trying to call anyone else predatory

peak irony

>>17618149
No no. He belongs in Hell.

>>17618337
gay kids exist, I should know, I was one

you want to groom gay kids into repressing and hurt them in the process - you have no problem driving gays to suicide

religion is about power and about getting to mis-state your motivations and interests and hide behind a wall of fake magical beliefs to avoid culpability for your harmful behavior

>>17618329
Every single one?
I doubt it

>>17618326
Top: sign reading "iesus nazarenus rex iudaeorum"
Middle: petibulum
Bottom: foot block

>>17618354
Name all the gays you can without looking it up who hold positions of great, meaningful power and importance.

Next, name all the people you can who have expressed homophobic beliefs who hold meaningful power and importance.

You'll see precisely what I mean.

>>17618357
You have a victim complex, elton

>>17618359
You literally are trying to victimize gay people and cite magic so you don't get in trouble. It's not a complex if you are really doing it.

>>17618351
>you have no problem driving gays to suicide
and you don't see how mentally ill this is?
>I will literally kill myself if I cannot shove things up people's butts and talk about it in front of everyone all the time.

Why is shoving things up people's butts so important that you would rather kill yourself than stop?

>>17617963
>Why would you want Lenten recipes during Lent?

Gee anon...

>>17618373
People refusing to let you control them in ways that hurts them is not a mental illness.

You don't get to control other people because you think they are weak and magic doesn't excuse your violence.

>>17618365
I'm citing human nature. Lots of folks hate gays. You wouldn't blame religion for people not eating poo we are naturally repulsed by it.

>>17617916
Oh FUCK I didn't realize today was friday

>>17618382
>People refusing to let you control them in ways that hurts them
again.
how are you harmed by stopping shoving objects up people's butts?
how does this hurt you to just stop?

>>17618383
A belief being popular doesn't make it correct.

It is popular because it gives you undue power without you having to actually accomplish anything - just say you read a book, believe in magic man, and hate the appointed scapegoat.

Is it true that gay men need to wear diapers because they eventually lose control of their bowels?

>>17618351
Who molested you?

>>17618393
>undue power
Faggots make up less than 5% of the population. The only group with ‘undue power’ are the tiny minority who make entire nations bend over backwards to accommodate their lifestyle choice. And don’t gays have a higher average education and income level than normal people? The numbers on your claims just don’t add up.

is it true that gay men are 300 times more likely to be infected with intestinal parasites and worms because they go around randomly licking people's rectums?

>>17618401
Yes and also women who do too much butt stuff. Try to spot how many baptist girls wear baggy pants next time you're out and about.

>>17618424
>I was 10 pounds lighter
Damn I need some gut microbes

>>17618393
but if some guy said he wanted to eat shit as a kid you wouldn't just shrug and say oh now he isn't an abomination, right?
because he's just being true to his own self how could his eating turds be disgusting to me? your logic is plainly unsound

>>17617916
>Great Lent recipes
-shrimp/scallop scampi
-shrimp/fish tacos
-quiche
-refried bean wraps (add stuff like diced onion, tomatoes, corn, lettuce, etc)
-pierogis
-indian curry with either paneer or cauliflower instead of chicken/goat meat
-tuna salad (sandwiches? maybe try a lettuce wrap?)
-corn fritters

The possibilities are endless but that is just some of my favorites aside from the usual baked/fried fish.

You could also go to your local church or volunteer fire department's fish fry.

Outside of Friday and Sunday, maybe eat at Chick-fil-at least once, just to support them if you don't usually eat there.

>>17618439
So you admit there is no issue simply with people wanting to have sex or relationships with the same sex? Because you aren't trying to stigmatize only gays who do anal or have a poop fetish - you want to oppress ALL gay people just for being innately attracted to the same sex.

What gets me is you know all of this is fake and do it anyways because it really is just that rewarding to have all this social status for doing nothing but saying you believe in magic.

>>17618466
>Because you aren't trying to stigmatize only gays who do anal or have a poop fetish
that's literally all of them

>>17618478
No it is not. Religious people are charlatans.

>>17618466
is english a second language to you? I was using scat fetishists as an anal(og) for repulsive behavior not saying that only gays eat shit.
people naturally are disgusted by both behaviors and yet you blame old desert laws instead of their own healthy consciences.

>>17618484
yes it is. show me a single gay person who doesn't shove household objects up random people's butts

you literally can't

>>17618487
It's a false equivalence logically speaking because you want to hurt all gays - not base the decision off individual actions of whether they have a poop fetish or not.

You hate us for being attracted to the same sex- everything else is a distraction. You view same sex attraction as a weakness and believe you get to hurt us because you are superior and stronger.

You are an animal and so am I.

>>17618497

Lentel soup with halibut for lent

>>17618357
>Name all the...
See >>17618507

>>17618498
it's not a false equivalency. your stated defense of butt piracy was that you wanted to get bummed as a child. people are disgusted by you.
Some other dudes, who may or may not be light in the loafers, eat human shit for sexual reasons. Like homosexuality they can claim to have been born that way but to normal people this grossly unnatural behavior entices disgust.
if the behavior being longstanding is a defense for getting your shit pushed in at the local park then surely people can't hold shit eating against the scat fetishists who always were that way.
You're trying to play fast and lose with qualifications to justify your abhorrent lifestyle but it unfortunately doesn't hold up when applied to less powerful but equally perverse lobbies such as the dung eaters.

>>17618533
>people pretend to be offended by you to gain power so you should play pretend too

no, I have integrity unlike you

>>17618541
your integrity means that you endorse people eating shit? I hope you at least have some idea why you're seen as lessers now.

>>17618557
I endorse people being attracted to, and openly dating and having sex with the same sex.

>>17618571
so you're inconsistent. if one unnatural reprobate has to have their filth ignored all of them do.

It's all so tiresome.

>>17618571
>openly dating and having sex with the same sex.
thats where we differ.
Most people don't want to see sex in public.

>>17617923
>olive oil
Forbidden

>>17617986
Thats a good recipe, but if you'd like less starch, substitute half of the potatoes with blended broccoli, cauliflower, corn, onion etc.
I'm a big fan of spicy roasted brussels sprouts, maybe that could work too. To give it a 'bolder' flavor, perhaps add some really old sharp cheese?

>>17618378
No, why do lent?

>>17618103
This

I was born attracted to the

that is not a

>>17618642
last that I talked to my minister he said that the lenten provision against oil was because oil was stored in skins and was seen to have absorbed the essence of the animal the oilskin was made of

I love cooking. Cooking makes me feel exuberant, joyful, mirthful!

It is good to feel happy!

>>17619604
are you that queer who had all their posts wiped?

>It is good to feel happy!

>>17618664
I thought the starch was good since it thickens the soup a little. Brocc I'd say is good as a vegetable you'd panfry and then dump in with the peas and peppers for color and texture. Same with brussle sprouts, asparagus, green beans etc
Cheese obviously is great (I add it in the blender with the potatoes so that you don't just get floating strands) but the point was to go vegan. If you're not concerned with that, definitely panfry some cubed bacon also.

>>17618214
if you're actually traditionally minded you'd have returned to the true apostolic church

Reminder that if your fasting is primarily spent obsessing over the dietary restrictions you are kinda missing the point.

Found this on the channel of that rice guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiKpRQxWwvM

>>17618929
go to your local church and ask your priest

I've been living off bread and refried beans. Fancy food for me will be some shrim fry rye. Desert has been bread and olive oil, on the weekends of course.

Got baptized recently can I get an amen?

>>17622502
Amen my Eastern brother

>>17618037
I'm on day 27 of a fast, if you're fat I highly recommend it. It's not as hard as it seems. You don't even feel the sensation of hunger at this point.

>>17622965
I'm fat but also fit. I get hungry every 2 hours.

>>17622970
Yeah I workout too, it's good for that because when you're done the body produces a shitton of HGH and I always break new PRs. If you can last a week you can last literally forever until actual starvation kicks in.

>>17622977
lifting sucks tho and that's probably all you do

>>17622982
If you're fat, fit, and a runner all at the same time there's only one thing to call you: a liar.

>>17622985
>the only ways to exercise are lifting and running

I don't understand how people are this conformist and unimaginative - then again I'm in a thread of magical sky man worshippers

>>17622996
Okay then wise guy what do you do that's not cardio and not strength training that makes you supposedly so fit while also being fat?

>>17622985
Ignore the troll. There is nothing wrong with lifting and fasting. He probably eats 5k calories a day and justifies it by riding an electric bike for 30 min

>>17623007
>cardio bad

yoga, e-biking, lap swimming, hiking

all more interesting and varied than running or lifting

>for 30 min

so you admit a pedal-assist bike for an hour or more is exercise?

I get that there are e-bikes which just are propelled entirely by the battery - but that's not what I ride - you have to pedal the whole time.

>>17623017
Yeah I know, /ck/ seems to have a lot of people that are just here to argue over nothing. When you say you're fat, fit, and eat every two hours I think of people like this. It's funny he'd be so sensitive about people that lift weights when he's literally describing himself as a powerlifter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQEJyjKTH9g

>>17623022
All of those are cardio other than yoga, so you got me there I guess, and you're the one that was shittalking cardio in the first place dude.

>>17623032
Mmm yoga can be cardio or other depending on poses and pacing. It really is kinda a broad category of movement.

I don't understand how you think "cardio bad" it still builds muscle it is still exercise

lifting weights is incredibly boring and there's a reason most people don't do it or stick with it long

And, no, I'm not shitting on cardio, I'm shitting on running specifically for being high impact on your joints and particularly unpleasant to do.

I think you risk injuries a lot more moving faster than walking.

In terms of just pure movement - lap swimming is probably the most low impact, but yoga is wonderful because you learn to use your own bodyweight to build strength - and if ur fat - yoga is gonna be a real tough but great workout.

E-biking you get to see the world pass by as the seasons change, and hiking is similar - but take it slow - it's not a race!

I'm debating on extending lent rules to every Friday this year. Gives me an excuse to eat more fish and helps me feel closer to Christ. Nothing to do with vegan bullshit or the environment.

>>17621583
i did this and now have to file a police report

>>17621497
Ortho converts are so obnoxious

>>17617916
Filthy papist scum, get in this thread!

>>17617916
capy steak

>>17621497
convertodox are just as annoying as Twitter catlick larpers because of things like this. You Jay Dyrites will only anger people and will only divide Christians from each other

>>17617916
Water and cocaine plus vitamin pills.

Alligator counts as a fish

>>17626848
>Alligator counts as a fish
I don't think it does...

>>17626848
based
>>17628117
capybara also counts as a fish

>>17617916
OP you there? I know this is completely unrelated but ive got alot of questions about orthodoxy and the Bible. As long as you are not a schizo I'd like to ask you some questions. Any way we can chat?

>>17628947
this is a food and cooking board champ, take it up with your local red church

>>17628331
>>17626848
Maybe to the Latins but that just goes onto the pile of things they're wrong about.

I love fried fish sandwiches - but I personally do not believe God is real, or that Jesus was a real single person.

>>17628981
>he doesn't know

>>17617916
I am a traditional Latin Rite Catholic so I am following the traditional Lenten fast you can read more about it here. https://angeluspress.org/blogs/tradition/think-lent-is-tough-take-a-look-at-medieval-lenten-practices essentially we only eat once a day and we don't eat until 3 pm, we cannot eat meat (beef pork chicken) nor their products (milk butter eggs etc)
for lent I've been eating mainly salmon, broccoli and sweet potato, or lentils, polenta, beans and fruit as a sweet treat not all one the same day of course.
>>17617992
Begone jew this thread is not for you
>>17618103
Yes protestants are heretics whom have accepted jew subversion, become a traditional Catholic brother
>>17618390
Lent fasting lasts from Ash Wednesday to Easter Sunday brother
>>17621497
But brother Orthodox reject the holy apostolic succession of St Peter. Join the one true faith traditional Catholicism may I suggest a Byzantine Rite Catholic church it would be a smoother transition. Either way we will rejoin one day.
>>17623022
>>17623034
Yoga is satanic don't do it
>>17628947
Not op but I will answer any of your questions brother

>>17629626
What makes yoga satanic?

What really is satan? Can you prove it's a real thing? Just seems like you trying to justify your own opinions.

>>17629626
say brother a couple more times, faggot

>>17629626
Oh and I forgot to post a recipe so let me do that.
Spices Broth: A lazier quicker alternative to a vegetable broth.
Water, Onion powder, garlic powder, salt, black pepper, red chilli flakes, oregano, and rosemary. All to taste but the broth should mainly taste like garlic so use more of that than the rest and this broth is the base for other recipes to use with lentils and my personal favorite polenta. I didn't have polenta so I used finely ground corn meal the type that's used for corn bread and when stirred into the broth and turned into "polenta" (one part corn meal to four parts broth) it ended up tasting like garlic bread must try for lent!

>>17629661
you ities sure love that garlic bread

>>17629628
Yoga originates from the hindus doing contortions and strange bodily positions as a way to invoke their pagan deitys and growing closer them. If you are a follower of Jesus Christ you know that t
pagan deitys are in fact demons, so your act of this pagan ritual is invoking demons. https://youtu.be/qb1oR6I2CPg
>>17629632
No need for anger, we are all one under Jesus Christ, brother
>>17629669
Ities?

>>17629701
Ok and christianity originates from jewish-roman propaganda to get people to pay their taxes to the roman empire

you think you are smarter for falling for someone else's propaganda instead?

its literally fucking stretching, calisthenics, and cardio my dude

>follower of jesus christ

he wasn't real its just made up to justify destroying the second temple

>my fictional characters are better than yours

that's really your actual argument and it is sad

>>17629701
oh mother of mine, pap smear doesn't know what itie means

>>17629628
https://youtu.be/WVhb6-FEvuY this is a better video to explain why yoga is satanic
>>17617916
Anyway so as to not stray from the topic at hand I will post another lent recipe. Plantain croquettes:
Peel plantains and boil in water till tender at core. Mix with your favorite spice seasonings plus salt and mold into balls or small tubes, toss in flour or lightly brush with corn starch, then pan fry or deep fry till brown. Use your favorite dip or condiment and enjoy.

Christianity is fake and gay. Here's how you can break their silly little fast.

Chicken Kiev

4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves (6 ounces each), lightly pounded to an even thickness
Salt
Freshly ground pepper
1 stick unsalted butter, softened
2 tablespoons finely chopped dill
2 tablespoons finely chopped chives
All-purpose flour, for dusting
3 large eggs, beaten
1 1/2 cups panko bread crumbs, crushed
2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for frying
1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice
1 large bunch of arugula, stemmed

Step 1

Carefully slice a pocket into the side of each chicken breast and season with salt and pepper. In a small bowl, blend the butter with the dill and chives and season with salt and pepper. Spoon half of the herb butter into the pockets and pinch closed.

Step 2

Dredge the chicken in flour, tapping off the excess. Put the eggs and bread crumbs in 2 separate shallow bowls and season with salt and pepper. Dip the chicken in the eggs and then in the bread crumbs, sealing the pockets; dab any open spots with egg and sprinkle with bread crumbs to seal. Place the chicken on a baking sheet and freeze for 5 minutes.

Step 3

In a large skillet, heat 1/2 inch of olive oil until shimmering. Add the chicken and fry over moderate heat, turning once or twice, until golden and cooked through, about 8 minutes.

Step 4

In a large bowl, whisk the 2 tablespoons of olive oil with the lemon juice and season with salt and pepper. Add the arugula and toss. Transfer the chicken to plates and top with the remaining herb butter. Serve the arugula salad alongside.

Suggested Pairing

Green apple-scented, full-bodied Côtes-du-Rhône blanc.

>>17617916
Is this loss

>>17629626
If God loved everyone and saved everyone that came to him how come he didn't end up saving Esau. Manasseh sinned way more but forgave him and tried to get him to repent all because he loved him but God hated Esau. How could God hate someone and reject someone who repented.
How do I know God doesn't hate me and reject me like Esau?

Can't we have a single Religious themed cooking thread without atheists or gay neopagans seething In the replies? Hope one day you people will realise the truth

Anyway bro just make Fasole Bătută/Mashed Beans, traditional Romanian lent dish similar to Refried Beans

>white beans
>boil em
>strain em
>mash em
>add a generous amount of garlic
>add a bit of oil
>add salt

You're done, for garnish I make an onion-tomato sauce by sautéing some onions and adding tomato puree over it, can't get more simple than that and It's delicious, have a great lent Brother.

>>17629839
it's losing your money from a russian extortion because twitter memed you into converting to eastern orthodoxy

>>17618214
So truth means nothing to you then? Your religion is just the social club you grew up in?

>>17630450
https://youtu.be/71glSK0Svtg?t=576 watch this for clarification and God does not hate you because Jesus Christ sacrificed His life on the Cross for all of us.
>>17617916
Another recipe that is great for Lent is the American classic pb&j great for making it through the day especially for kids. Additionally if you substitute the jelly for honey or maple syrup it is an arguably better treat

>>17631821
>the American classic pb&j great for making it through the day
I miss having them. I reckon its been at least 12 years since I made/had one

>>17633184
Are you no longer in murica? Its a great flash from the past and cheap and easy to make

>>17617916
Imagine subjecting yourself to religious restrictions of any kind.

>>17633927
Image being a jew and seething so hard that people love our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, that you just had to make a post expressing your hatred lel. Ywnbaw hedonist jew :^)
>>17617916
Anyway let me post another lenten fast recipe.
Crispy oven fries: cut potatoes like French fries (no need to peel) then stick in salted boiling water gently and boil till the outer flesh of the fries begin to fluff up but not until the begin to disintegrate so watch them carefully. Gently remove the fluffy French fries from the water with a fine mesh spider and shake excess water and place on a baking tray. Preheat oven to 400 or even 425 Fahrenheit your choice. Cover the fluffy fires with the oil of your choice probably a high smoke point oil and the season to your liking but always at minimum salt them. I recommend minced garlic or garlic powder, salt and pepper, and rosemary. Put tray into oven and cook until crispy keep an eye on them so they don't burn and potentially flip them a bout halfway through if you want. Take them out let cool and enjoy better than deep fried fries.

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>>17617992
>Imagine not recognising the pic in OPs post.
What a fucking retard.

>>17633923
I just prefer make other things now, like tuna salad on toast