/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17664462
If you like clove and allspice also try mace.

>>17664462
Split peas have the outer shell removed, fresh peas don't, so blending them is probably a good idea if you want a smooth soup. Or keep them whole, could be a nice textural contrast

>>17664462
Dutch split pea soup uses bay leaves, carrot, potato and celeriac (pic related, really good in this). If you want to look for recipes, search for "snert"

>>17664504
I remember liking the contrasting taste between dried and fresh, but I don't remember if they get blended or if/when added. I guess I could look up how the brits make mushy peas. Gonna hybrid it with cauliflower, so could just blender it with that as well.

>>17664462
sometimes i add smoked paprika/chili powder and make it southwest style

>>17664504
i blend half and leave half whole so there is nice contrast in texture plus the chunks of ham and carrot

>>17664462
I'm making some over the weekend to eat over the next week with the last 400g of Christmas ham I still have in my freezer. My way:
>Only peas, water, ham and spices like marjoram
>Soak the peas overnight
>Fry meat in the pan and spice up before putting in with the peas.
>I don't use blender, pea is fine as it is.
After about 1 or 2 hours of simmering it's nice and thick. Eat with diced raw onion and mustard.

>>17664462
i'm going to make some split pea soup but i only have canned ham. I'm thinking if i cut into cubes and gave a nice fry it might hold together

>>17664660

>>17664660
Cube it and fry in bacon fat.

>>17664665
yea, i might not add it in until the end so it doesn't simmer away into ham paste

>>17664462
>Jews killed Jesus
crucifixion was a punishment reserved for enemies of Rome

>>17664523
Or just search for erwtensoep you fucking hipster cunt

>>17665008
>>17664523
>snert
>erwtensoep
Are you guys speaking elvish?

>>17664853
>crucify a guy and leave him to starve to death
>no problems here
>stab the guy with a spear
>all it does is speeds up the process
>WTF YOUR ENTIRE RACE IS TO BLAME FOREVER

Also Jesus was a jew. I don't get it.

>>17665021
Sounds more like gnomish to me.

I made this a few weeks ago
Made this large batch of nordic style pea soup yesterday
>1000g of dried green peas
>600g ham or some other meat (I used cheap cold cut ham since I'm a poorfag)
>2 medium sized onions
>2-3 teaspoons of dried marjoram
>black pepper and salt to taste

>soak the peas in water for 8-24 hours before you intend to make it
>dice the onions
>preheat your oven to 150c
>pour the soaked peas into a large (4 liters minimum) pot, roasting dish etc. with the soaking water
>bring to a boil, scoop out the foam that forms
>after no significant foam comes out, add the onions and the marjoram
>let it boil for ~30 minutes
>place into the bottom part of the oven with the lid on
>stew for a minimum of 2 hours (I let mine stew for 4, but you can go overnight for 8 hours if you want)
>add the meat in at some point, make sure you give it enough time to cook properly (my cold cuts only needed a little bit of time so I added them 30 minutes before I took it out)
>stir occasionally
>take it out of the oven when you feel its done
>add salt and black pepper to taste
>serve with mustard (preferably not the american yellow kind, but not the dijon kind either)

>>17665044
Do you honestly not know the story of Good Friday? The elder religious establishment Jews, mainly Pharisees, condemned him while Pilot washed his hands of it. The spear of destiny was by a Roman soldier.

Anyway, I like to use homemade chicken broth and boil the hambone in it as the soup base.

>>17664462
I just use the recipe off the back of a Hursts Hampeas(TM) package. I don't bother buying their branded peas, though. Instead of a packet of "pork flavor" I throw in some chunks of smoked ham. Oh, also I throw in some bay leaves (and fish them out before eating).

>>17664462
wtf is split pea soup

Pea Soup Perkele
>soak peas overnight
>salt, black pepper, finely minced onion, marjoram and a cheap meat (I prefer the cheapest domestic meatballs cut in half)
>a big fucking field kitchen

troop status = fed

>>17665809
Basically that, but we usually use ham. Hence, ham and split pea soup.

>>17665826
yes I know, ham is what everyone uses. why would you peel your peas though?

Jesus was not a real person. Religion is a deliberate lie to justify oppressing gays.

>>17665837
i dont need jesus to know you fucking degenerates belong on a cross

>>17665832
They're machine processed, it comes naturally with dehulling the dried pea.

>>17665861
so just use frozen peas wtf

>>17665869
These are dry, shelf-stable, and don't need to be soaked.

>>17665847

>>17665891
atleast the flag checks out

>>17665021
Double dutch.

>>17664462
Saute some onions, add dry split peas and a smoked ham hock. Add stock (chicken), bay, thyme and savory. Bring to a boil then simmer for hours. Add more stock or water as needed.
Remove meat from bone and return meat to pot.
Salt and pepper is assumed.

>>17664462
i gotta try that. i ususally add mustard seeds, dill seeds, and caraway seeds early on when im sautéing the onions.

>>17666192
im also partial to ham shank instead of ham hock for more meat.

>>17664462
I put broccoli and sauteed mushrooms in my split pea soup and it comes out great. The broccoli, especially, imparts a light freshness thar split pea soup, which is normally extremely heavy and savory, craves.

>>17665847
Holy based

>>17664462
dont need to be soaked, it has to be boiled, not simmered, until you can feel it start to stick a bit to the bottom of the pot.

>>17664676
I'll be making some this weekend with a leftover ham roast, and I do this even with normal ham. The bone goes in with everything from the start, but the nice chunky ham pieces get added closer to the end.

>>17667471
>the bone goes in with everything from the start
i normally do the same, it adds a lot of flavor.

>>17664462
German pea soup is just peas, potatoes, carrots, celery root, sometimes also onions and leek. People often skip the onions but if you cut them very fine they're gonna dissolve completely and also thicken the soup. Important is to add some cured and smoked meat (mostly bacon or kassler). Best if you roast those in the pot before. In the end you often throw in some sliced sausages like wiener, frankfurter, bockwurst etc. For the liquid you use either water or vegetable or meat fond. You can even use the water from the sausage glass/can.
Typical seasoning is the meat, salt and pepper, parsley, bay leaves, thyme, marjoram, savory, paprika or people go wild with all types of sausage spices to emphasize the meat flavour.
Quality range is horrendous though as i had pea soups that were watery flavourless swill where they just threw the ingredients in water and dind't seasoned it at all.

>>17665837
Regardless of whether or not you accept the truth about Jesus Christ being the Lord and Savior of mankind, you cannot deny the existance of Jesus of Nazareth. We have historical proof that He existed.

>>17664462
The power of Christ compels you!

I do actually have a porkshank in the freezer that I should use up before the weather gets warm. I guess I could make some split pea soup next week.
I wouldn't say it's much of a trick but I like to use nutmeg and a lot of fresh parsley in mine. And a dash of vinegar mixed into the bowl just before eating.

>>17664462
>>17664853
My sins killed Jesus Christ not Jews or Romans

>>17664462
I keep hearing about split peas but I still have no idea what they even are.

>>17668327
Dried and sometimes pealed peas cut in half.

>>17665809
>pepper
>in hernekeitto

>>17668344
Why not just use whole peas?

>>17668354
The peal from the whole pea would prevent the inside from the pea to leak into the liquid. So you'd end with peas swimming in a liquid instead of the typical mush.

>>17664462
>jews killed jesus
Jews lied about some horseshit so that you would donate to jews and never retaliate against jews.
>turn the other cheek, goy slave!
Yeah turn the other cheek you goyim fucking slave.

>>17668313
HISTORICAL PROOF: according to jews and kikes
You have an IQ lower than a rat's and the genetics to match.

>>17668367
Huh. I've made pea soup multiple times with unpeeled, whole peas and it's turned out fine every time.

>>17668372
Why would jews and kikes (bit redundant, wouldn't you agree?) want to prove the existence of Christ?
We have Roman letters that refer to Jesus of Nazareth by name, and Tacitus writes about Jesus in his annals. No mainstream historian denies the simple fact that Jesus was a real person who lived and died in first century Judea.

>>17664462
>split pea soup tips and tricks
Chicken stock and/or Better Than Bullion.

if this thread is still around i'm going to make some pea soup and bread for breakfast, no ham so it's just going to be ham seasoning.
You think they'll soften in a hour?

>>17665837
don't need god to tell me that faggots are disgusting

>>17668552
split pea soup with onions,garlic,carrot and celery
I only had 1 cup of peas so it's kinda heavy on the veggies, was considering adding potato

>>17668986
You don't need anything other than peas, water and salt to make pea soup.

>>17668994
i'm kinda making "whatever i have left in the house soup" because i'm broke which is why there is no meat
rushed rolls with Italian seasoning on top

>>17668407
Jesus was a common name in antiquity and all of those sources are not found in the original version - only christian translations where they had ample time and motive (money) to forge references they found favorable to the narrative of a Jesus.

Most mainstream historians were raised in Judeo-Christian families. A majority of American lawmakers identify as Christian. People make a lot of money off lying that he was real. It's recycled Roman propaganda to try to entire Jews, post the destruction of their temple, tp pay taxes to the Roman authorities.

There's no direct proof that a single person existed whom the book was written about rather than it just being archetypal fictional propaganda perhaps inspired loosely by actual religious movements at the time - but astroturfed nonetheless.

http://vridar.org/2015/01/16/fresh-evidence-the-jesus-passage-in-josephus-a-forgery/

http://www.academia.edu/10463098/Josephus_s_Testimonium_Flavianum_Examined_Linguistically_Greek_Analysis_Demonstrates_the_Passage_a_Forgery_In_Toto

https://www.quora.com/Was-Jesus-born-in-Bethlehem-or-Nazareth

http://www.rationalresponders.com/tacitus_lucian_and_josephus

https://owlcation.com/humanities/Jesus-Who-The-Historical-Record-Gives-No-Clue

>>17669025
>Josephus
I'm not going to believe anything a jewish historian says about Christ.

>>17669004
The bread tastes good but didn't get the airiest crumb but still not bad for start to finish in 50min

>>17669100

wala

>>17669124
chunky and creamy

>>17669128
gj anon, would eat. I'm going to make some as soon as the boss leaves for the day, feck it it's friday I'll "work from home."

>>17669407
you must be popular at the office, i can learn much from you.

I made the pea soup

>>17670470
whole peas and bacon?

>>17668323
>sins travel through time

>>17669407
I deed it. Pea soup is not a photogenic dish.

>>17670740
Time doesn't real.

>>17665837
Reminder that your kind being insufferable faggots has saved the souls of more zoomers than any priest.

>>17664462
Fresh peas dissolve faster than dried split peas, but the caul will remain for a bit. That said, the entire point of this soup is the use of preserved food.

My split pea soup starts with a trinity, some garlic, a bit of allspice, and a guajillo or two.

>>17665837
He was a guy named Josh. Peter had a thing for him, to the point where he made a whole religion around his unrequited mancrush.
Incels of the world: just fucking don't. Nothing good ever comes of it.

>>17670939
but especially not when you throw it all around the place on a drug den set on a crime drama...
>Your lighting's fucked

>>17671688
reminder that religious people being insufferable faggots turned more people to atheism than any devil

>>17671861
>no u

>>17671734
Hey... okay.

>>17665847
based as

>>17665837
I'm agnostic.
Faggots are maggots.

>>17670733
Basically whatever i had at home.
Fry bacon. Soften carrots and red onion in bacon fat, toss in soaked peas and whatever seasoning and let it simmer for 90 minutes.
Leftovers are good too

>>17664462
Cook (((OP))) instead.

>>17664462
אני אצמד לצרוך דם של ילדים גויים.

>>17664462
Anyone else tried Pelouse Brand split peas? They were a bit pricey but turned out really well.

>>17670939
>Pea soup is not a photogenic dish.
very true

>>17673265
i buy walmart brand because even split peas got expensive.

>>17673052
Do you dunk your matzah in the soup, or eat it alongside?

>>17672445
That dick was a bit harsh about it, but the cold white side lighting, the used frying pan in the background, the overflow on the sides and handles of the pot, and being focused on what looks like a section of your range that you need to clean, it all adds up to a feeling of unease.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-z2lg1QcYo
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_cuisine_dishes
i don't even know where to start. what if i go into the foreign market and the workers think i have israeli sympathies? what'll happen?

>>17674019
>feeling of unease
Aww, thanks. That stove really is a dirty whore, with a busted overhead light, broken burner, and oven that doesn't come up to temp, so she gets treated as such. Got some fresh bread from the bakery, and we all know that soups n' stews are better after sitting overnight, so round deux!

>>17674279
Sounds good... also sounds like something a little blur and some white balance could polish up the next time you take a photo on your stove... or about $15 for the basics and 30 mins of your time spread over a four hour period.
That reminds me, I really have to clean my oven. The range is fine, but the inside's a little greasy.
Enjoy the soop!

>>17665847
so much this

>>17664462
Mmm, just made some. Here's a protip: Birdseye makes a combo cauliflower and broccoli florets bag. Steam those up, then toss them in the blender with fresh peas and some of the soup broth. Fresh flavor with minimal effort.

>>17675565
you get nothing but steams and a poor ratio of cauliflower to broccoli
Might as well just buy them fresh and make a large batch and freeze what you don't use.

Weird how Jesus himself does not say a WORD directly about gay people in the bible...

>>17675606
Yeah, nah.

>>17675667
Jesus himself does not say a WORD directly about anything in the bible

>>17664462
I love split pea soup too!
We should have a contest about who loves the soup the most. Because I would win!
I love pea soup so much bros.

>>17676110
i think you have me beat, i like it but there are better soups even though i can't think of any right now

>>17675757
same amount of work so why not get more and better for your money

My family recipe uses
>split peas
>yukon potatoes
>carrot
>all the reg spices
>extra crispy bacon on top when its done
But no ham, we simmer pork neck bones in it for a long time so it falls off.
The fat, cartilage and the bone gives the soup amazing flavor. Just made it last week, lasted 3 days of heaven.
We serve with garlic bread toasted

>>17677355
you couldn't have a better recipe

>>17677355
My grandma used it as a way of killing off pickled feet and leftover cottage roll or fatty pork., but similar idea. I think they're all pretty similar ideas. Allspice if Acadien, a pinch of clove and cinnamon otherwise, mix and match at your convenience kind of thing.

>>17664462
I miss these, the original Prussian MRE

> implying most jews eat kosher
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17678079
i have never seen those in my life

>>17677266
It isn't the same amount of work, I didn't even have to use a knife to steam them up and blend.

>>17679087
there isn't that much work in breaking up some cauliflower to broccoli

>>17679208
There's no work in putting a bag on a steamer and blending it.

>>17665021
The w is silent.

>>17680435
no the w make v sound or vise versa

>>17664462
2 cups green split peas
1 stalk celery, coarsely chopped
1 large carrot, peeled and coarsely chopped
1 small onion, peeled and chopped
1/4 tsp thyme
1 bay leaf, crumbled into very small pieces
Pinch cayenne pepper
1/2 tsp seasoned salt
Salt and pepper to taste
https://toriavey.com/toris-kitchen/andersens-split-pea-soup/

>>17681319
>1 bay leaf, crumbled into very small pieces
why not just soak two or three whole then pull them out?

Made some tonight. It'll thicken up a lot more as it cools.
It's been a rainy week, so I've got a bunch for leftovers.

>>17681462
I like my pea soup with chunkier bits of carrot and celery. I toasted up some old soda bread on the side, mostly because it needed to be eaten.

>>17664462
I fucking HATE split pea soup. Had a wicked step mother that made it and it was the worst food in my life.

>>17664462
Is this the official soup thread?

does anyone else remember when Campbells or Heinz I can't remember which one they used to make a Paprika soup that was fucking delicious, this was like alost 30 years ago they don't make it anymore

>>17664853
And the whole people answering, said: His blood be upon us and our children. - Matthew 27:25
>>17668323
>>17668371
pr*testants detected, did your lgbt female pastor tell you this?
>>17665044
Jesus Christ was an Israelite not to be confused with the talmudists and kabbalists of today that call themselves "jews" but are not and are of the synagogue of satan
>>17673735
They use the blood of Christian babies, look up Saint Simon of Trent or watch this video https://odysee.com/@TheInvincibleGoyim:0/JEWISH-RITUAL-MURDER-THE-FULL-ORIGINAL-BANNED-DOCUMENTARY:d
>>17669025
>Most mainstream historians were raised in Judeo-Christian families
Jew psyop, there's no such thing as judeo Christian they are opposites, it is like saying satanic Christian it is not possible.
>A majority of American lawmakers identify as Christian
You believe the government?
>>17669038
This
>>17671861
>If you kill the bad guy they win
>>17664462
This Holy Week I pray for you all brothers, repent of your sins and join the one true faith, Traditional Catholicism

>>17682826
Fuck you Paddy the pedophile.

>>17664462
The jews indeed killed Jesus Christ, check out Matthew 27:25 posted above, they are still guilty no matter how much cope they may try to convince you of. For soup tips I recommend layering your soup with another soup as a finisher for example add a swirl of carrot soup to split pea soup

>>17664462
Underrated soup. It's in my top three.

>>17684682
What're the other two?

>>17684703
Ham and bean soup.

Beer cheese soup.

>>17684759
Hmm, mine would include something cream based. Like clam chowder, zuppa tuscana, or chicken gnocci/tortellini.

>>17664853
>be a Pharisee
>beg the Roman empire to arrest Jesus
>demand he be crucified
>Roman governor asks several times if they're sure because this dude didn't commit any crimes
>demand over and over that he be crucified
>Roman governor relents because who gives a shit about this Jew that these other Jews hate gets killed because if he doesn't the angry Jews might riot and Rome will freak out
>OY VEY WE DINDU NUFFIN THE ROMANS KILLED JESUS AND NOW HE'S BOILING IN EXCREMENT IN HELL FOR BEING A WIZARD OY GEVALT GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE ADL FOR ANTISEMITISM YOU MESHUGGANAH GOY!!!

>>17684792
Countersemite.

>>17673052
>אני אצמד לצרוך דם של ילדים גויים.
Translated through jewgle translate comes out to
>I will cling to consuming the blood of Gentile children.
In other words exactly what this post confirmed >>17682826 and you can see the proof in the documentary linked. Watch out for your kids and your friends and family this Holy Week, this is when jews hunt children down to kill and drink their blood for their bloody passover.

>>17684770
I make a roasted cauliflower soup with cream. Kinda over cream soups for awhile but your choices are top tier.

>>17682826
>Traditional Catholicism
In this repugnant age of ours, no church on Earth is closer to God than any other, barring those that have openly turned to the practice of evil like Unitarianism or LDS. Read the Catholic Church's exorcism transcripts sometime and see what Judas had to say about it.

>>17685193
>no church on Earth is closer to God than any other
There is but one church and that is the church founded by Jesus Christ, the Catholic Church, all others will lead you astray. Reject the novus ordo and Vatican II, Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus.
>And I say to thee: That thou art Peter; and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. - Matthew 16:18
You have intrigued me with those exorcism transcripts, ive never heard of them, source?

>>17685383
Yeah, the Catholic Church was founded by Jesus Christ, and it was corrupted by man's nature. You're just another flavor of schismatic coping with the fact that all material works are, by their nature, fallible. Count up the anti-popes on your digits and you'll run out of fingers and toes.
With respect to the transcripts, I quote the proverb: Channer, spoonfeed thyself.

>>17685383
Nevermind, found the relevant portion of the Advertissements de L'au-Dela online, though I can't speak to the accuracy of the translation from the French.
Have a read- if a divinely compelled demon of human origin can be trusted, many Protestants will be closer to the truth than many Catholics in the coming days.
http://www.jesusmariasite.org/exorcism-human-demon-judas-speaks/

>>17685398
Though the clergy can be corrupted, the one true church, the Catholic church, can never be corrupted. Yes there have been anti popes and there could potentially be one right now it does not take away from the infallibility of the one true church. Reject the novus ordo and Vatican II and return to the one true Church Traditional Catholicism.
>>17685447
Thanks for source, I read the relevant part, It reads to me not as if protestants have ascended closer to the truth so much as Catholics have fallen so far down that by the amount they have fallen down (even further down that protestants) that Protestants are closer because Catholics fell so far down. In a way I don't disagree and I blame the cowardice of men and Vatican II and the novus ordo. Despite that, the Catholic church is still the one true church, regardless of whether the clergy or the laymen have been corrupted or not. The transcript even denotes "modern Catholicism" which is the novus ordo and Vatican II, not the one true church, Traditional Catholicism along with traditional mass.

>>17664539
Mmm that sounds ideal.

>>17685398
To add to my previous point >>17686139
though the people within the church may be corrupted it does not change the fact that the one true church is the Catholic church and the one true faith is traditional Catholicism. This is a great learning lesson for all of us especially during this time which is Holy Week which concludes with the betrayal by one of Jesus Christ's own hand picked apostle, Judas Iscariot, whom betrayed Jesus and sold Him to the jews; Eventually leading to Jesus Christ's sacrifice on the cross for all of us sinners. It is no coincidence that we anons are brought here together so we may learn this lesson, even in the beginning has there been corruption of man, but it does not take away the validity, the truth, and completeness of the Catholic Church or the Catholic Faith.

>>17684759
Post beer cheese soup recipe

>>17685447
bullshit. the catholic church is the only church that actually performs exorcisms.

>>17687649
beer+cheese+soup

>>17670470
hearty as fuk

Jesus was not a real person.

Religion is an intentional, deliberate lie to justify enslaving and oppressing gay people.

Freedom to believe what you want ≠ freedom to persecute others over it. Keep your hateful personal beliefs to yourself please!

>>17677398

Thx, and its so simple. Incredibly hearty. I can hold my own when it comes to eating, but damn, split pea soup just fills you up and gets your ass to sit down like Al Bundy.

>>17689061
>split pea soup just fills you up and gets your ass to sit down like Al Bundy.
scary how true that is.

>>17689033
>deliberate lie to justify enslaving and oppressing gay people.
the world doesn't revolve around you, nobody gives a fuck

>>17687710
Would you like to elaborate on your point?

>>17689954
no

>>17689081
I think straight people would surely mind if we told them saying they like the opposite sex would result in them being shunned. excluded, discriminated against, and harassed just for expressing their sexual orientation.

Doesn't the bible have some quotes about empathy?

>>17690542
>shunned. excluded, discriminated against, and harassed
here's the thing anon that shit happens to everybody, gay people think it's because they're gay, black people think it's because they're black, woman think it's because they're women etc.

>>17677355
Fuck me, that sounds good.
Well, I know what I'm getting at the grocery tomorrow.
thx

bump

>>17664481
>mace
how different does it taste compared to nutmeg?

>>17693431
Milder and more on the sweet side. I just got it because it's so popular in German sausages and now i use it in everything instead of nutmeg. It's harder to get and more expesnive though.

>>17693459
I'll give it a try, it's only like $3 for a little one

>>17664462
I dont have celery. Is it okay to use celery seed?

>>17693667
idk, i use dried celery powder but never cook with the seed, you might notice the seeds maybe grind them up in a mortar and pestle.
You really don't need any celery in split pea soup, it makes it taste more like a vegetable soup and less like pea soup.
I use carrots, a little potato and ham

>>17693780
Thanks. I went to two grocery stores today and forgot to get celery.

>>17693788
better then me, i went to 3 store one was complete out of meat, one had no bread or produce but the 3rd i grabbed two ham shanks for $0.99/lbs so there is going to be a lot of soup, omelets and sandwich in my future

>>17687649
Mine is real close to this one:

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ottos-beer-cheese-soup-recipe-1947900

>>17687649
i just drink the beer and eat cheese off the block in front of the fridge at 3am

>>17690542
Sure, we'll include those passages in the discussion if you identify your lifestyle as an abomination.

>>17694787
I've been eating slices off a 1.5 pound wedge of Jarlsberg cheese for the last week
Don't know how I lived without it beforehand TBQHFAM

>>17694889
>Jarlsberg cheese
never had it, i will try that next

>>17694889
based neverpoopagainanon