/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17693108
sure I'd try it. can't be worse than fast food.

>>17693108
I will never voluntarily eat it or anything grown in a lab.

>>17693126
Anon, many people are test tube babies. Will you deny their entire existence as well?

>>17693126
Oh, you'll eat it. Just like all the other GMOs you eat. They'll market it onto your plate and you'll lap it up.

>>17693132
Please stop eating babies.

>>17693132
How can I deny the existence of something that exists?

>>17693143
Become a facebook user.

I will trust the heckin science

hopefully this makes philadelphia rolls dirt cheap

and prime rib every day

>>17693108
>eating fishy slop made by jew companies based out of literal Israel
You deserve the Mark.

>>17693143
People deny biological sex all the time.

>>17693173
Back to your containment board, faggot.

>>17693126
>muh natural food
Modern farms are basically open-air laboratories with all the shit we pump into crops and animals

>>17693159
>I will trust the heckin science
>hopefully this makes philadelphia rolls dirt cheap
>and prime rib every day
it won't be any cheaper
you'll just be forced to eat it because at some point the government is going to decide "why eat animals when the substitute is deemed to be acceptable?"
or it'll be an excuse to massively jack up prices on the real thing

>>17693181
Keep telling yourself that while you eat the bug in the pod.

>>17693180
Go back to your synagogue if you can't handle the heat in the kitchen, Moshe

>>17693190
Bugs are quite literally a more natural food source than what you're currently eating.

>>17693190
Insects are delicious. I especially like all the cicadas that were everywhere last year.

>>17693108
If it tastes good and is not more expensive than real salmon I will eat it

>>17693195
I'm too busy erasing your feeble race and culture from the earth, goy. Go complain about it to your facebook friends on /pol/.

>>17693173
Other posters here made a good point. The shit we eat everyday isn’t much different. Especially if you eat processed and fast food nonsense. Sure it’s better if you make your own food and buy your own ingredients but even then those animals are pumped with so much nonsense it might as well be artificial. Unless you get your meat from a local farmer you know or something. Maybe a Muslim or Jew would be best because you know they have to prepare it a certain way

If it gets more people to quit eating meat then it's a net positive I suppose. But I personally have not much interest in the concept.

>>17693209
>Maybe a Muslim or Jew would be best because you know they have to prepare it a certain way.
All producers of food have to prepare it a certain way. There are laws for that, and it's not like people are more likely to follow religious rules vs. actual laws. People break both all the time. More Jews eat pork than those who don't.

>>17693108
I will never eat meat that wasn't breathing at a point in its life

>>17693221
More likely to not pump it full of stuff also I think. Especially because some local Muslim probably wouldn’t know of that stuff. I know the farmer in my area doesn’t use that stuff. I stand corrected on the Jews. Why do they eat pork?

>>17693240
Bacon infused salmon.

>>17693245
shut up and take my money

>>17693209
>the shit we eat every day isn't much different
Spoken like someone who is clueless about modern agriculture.

Lab grown Turducken meat.

>>17693108
Animals are a complete machine to turn other animals and veg into flesh. Trying to replace all of the machine except the flesh will require a shit ton of chemical processing to replace all the other organs, so I'd rather not.

If they could produce animals without brains which just chewed on algae and veg all day and turned it into flesh, that could work. But we aren't good enough at GM to accomplish that.

>>17693142
Based.

>>17693108
Considering I have been moving in the opposite direction these past few years.... No. I will not eat the fetal bovine serum fed fish cell biopsies. I will have my own personal stocked pond along with my current garden and livestock.

I will also continue to forage, hunt, trap, and fish.

I already hate the amount of technology I consume as is. I don't want any more of it.

>>17693314
Might as well make catgirl lolitas for sex if we are going that far.

>>17693314
Most people are retards and they think The Science has figured out exactly how to mimic the multitude of natural processes that exist in our world, and that our closest approximations are even remotely safe. I will never, ever ever ever ever, eat lab-grown meat.

>>17693343
What you may not realize is even though it doesn't take into account those multitude of processes, what is created is probably more than safe for consumption. Our own bodies are very resiliant in making do with any type of food.

>>17693358
I'll wait until at least 100,000 human bodies have consumed nothing but fmeat for 30 years to see how much cancer it causes before I eat more than a bite. I'd rather eat human flesh than lab grown meat that hasn't been properly vetted.

>>17693343
>The Science
There is no thing called "The Science" you shitcunt. There is a scientific method which basically means "measure things" and "use causative reasoning".
Most people are not retards. Most people know about things unlike you. You are spewing bullshit because you are a childish contrarian who is wrong and the bullshit fits your contrarian narrative. You are fucking stupid, wrong and arrogant shitcunt. Kill yourself you waste of space.

>>17693365
Oh, I am not doubting it very well could cause long term issues, I am just saying most things are ok to eat in the short term. Hell, many commonly eaten foods eaten over the course of years are contributing to diseases/cancer.

So it's like, something is gonna kill you. Your body will probably break down and use the lab grown salmon just fine.

>>17693380
Obviously I was making fun of the scientism adherents who think of The Science as an infallible entity akin to god and the bible. If you weren't such an autist, you might have gleaned that, but judging by your comments, you seem like exactly the type of person I'm talking about. A defensive little boy with little actual knowledge. Oh did you read a book in school? Big man you are! Now link some studies you've read which explain why lab-grown meat is perfectly safe and I'll read them.

>>17693108
>almost loos the part to.
so it also gives you parasites that make you shit yourself to death?

>>17693392
You're right that I'm probably not giving the human body enough credit for how well it processes the garbage we dump into it. I know for a fact that many of the foods we eat cause deleterious effects past a certain threshold, and of course there are millions who cross that regularly. It's not just that they get fat off these foods that kills them. It's all about balance at the end of the day.

My fear with fmeat is we're already introducing a lot of uncertainty into our diets and going full bore into synthetic flesh is quite a leap, one which I can't make in good conscience without seeing a ton of data to support it. It's a nice thought that we can grow meat in a lab at a fraction of the cost, without any kind of moral elements that might mess with people (I personally don't care), but I don't know if we'll ever really crack that code.

>>17693392
>>17693365
>>17693358

As somebody that got first hand experience with flesh sculptors at conference, I can say that meat isn't that difficult to make as long as you are cultivating it from proper tissue. Beside getting worse qualisty meat, there are few real risks as long as we are talking about selective tissue cultivation.

Will it be safe to eat? Probably, there are very few things that could make this meat dangerous for consumption that wouldn't harm the growth process. For long term effects, yeah I'm not eating this stuff except as twice a year treat.

Will it be as nutritious as meat from normal, healthy fish? No, there will be likely some nutritional deficiencies and some problems with naturally occuring hormones. And compared to shit you get in factory farmed fish, it won't be that much bellow what you are already getting in the shops.

Will it be tasty? Likely less than normal salmnon, since while growing meat is comparatively easy, getting this meat up to standards of tissue of living, moving animal is difficult. 85% the commercial meat will be equivalent of trash tier meat from animal that spend its whole life standing in cage without excercise.

>>17693108
In a hundred years or two (assuming we have not all died from global nuclear war or climate change) our descendants (well someone's descendants anyway, no one posting on this site will ever have children) will look back at us as barbaric knuckle-draggers slaughtering animals from factories the way we do those partaking of Sopa de Macaco, Uma Delicia

No. I get meat from local farms or hunting. I'm not eating any bullshit from some lab.

>>17693108
Does anybody have the picture/diagram of that future genetically engineered meat pig?

>>17693143

>>17693126
>I will never voluntarily eat it or anything grown in a lab.
>*regularly eats animals that are 50% antibiotics and chemicals*

>>17693572
moron take

>>17693574
Explain how instead of just being a dumbass

>>17693108
the important thing is we've found a way to continue polluting the ocean nonstop, and all you have to do is eat the cancer inducing fish-substitute.

>>17693108
Where are the nutrients coming from?

>>17693380
Your such a retard for not understanding what he meant. Your clearly autistic with your misunderstanding and overly emotional reaction to something so dumb

>>17693108
Wait who is advocating for bug food?
Is the agriculture industry in decline?

>>17693753
From my contact with flesh sculptors - basically they are floating in "bioreactor" that supplies growing tissue with nutrients they typically get from plants/less desirable animals.

>>17693240
>Why do they eat pork?
It's mostly because "Jew" is a label that gets used both as a religion and as an ethnicity.
So unlike "Christian" which doesn't tell you anything about ethnicity and is purely a label denoting religious beliefs / practices, people who call themselves "Jew" are pretty often not the religious kind of "Jew" and don't believe in following the rules laid out in the Old Testament.
Would be easier to get if we had one word for their religion and a different word for their ethnic group, but then again you could argue having religions not be tied up in ethnicity is more the exception than the rule and Christianity is kind of exceptional in how thoroughly independent from race or nationality it is.

>>17693108
I'd definitely try it. if it tasted good and was cheap, I'd eat it. If it tasted good, was cheap, and had the same nutrition profile I'd eat a lot of it

>>17693108
i care more about the nutritional differences with this kind of stuff. i'd like it to taste good, but if it tastes good while not really providing much nutrition i don't have much interest in it. so far none of that stuff is as nutritious from what i've seen.

>>17693330
>Might as well make catgirl lolitas for sex if we are going that far.
The future should belong to futa lolita catgirls eating flesh from bio-engineered non-conscious animals. That's not going far, that's just common sense.

>>17694296
>Futa

No, I want them to be biologically female. Then it's not degenerate.

>>17693209
>he doesn't eat grass-fed
>he doesn't eat locally farmed
>he doesn't avoid seed oils and fast food

>>17694334
>cares about seed oils

Oh boy here we go... nice troll. ;)

>>17693108
No. Fuck artificially manufactured meat, fuck the chink lab technicians who are addicted to the government grant money for their little vanity projects, fuck the globohomo investors who think they own me, and fuck you.

>>17693108
there is no way in hell they will ever manage to make this feasible cost-wise

>>17693108
>he thinks they won't just sell it at 2x the price of real meat

When are people going to figure out that these are just promo videos. Of course it looks good in the video. Just like fast food in commercials. Of course they're going to say it tastes just like the real thing. It's an advertisement. These lab grown product placenta videos are just to prime people for giving up their meat. "It's ok, the government can outlaw meat. We have lab grown meat now. Hail science!"

>>17694979
*Product placement videos.

>>17693572
they're 100% chemicals, moron

>>17694979
How can you outlaw what I do with my cattle grazing on my 142 acres of land so I can zone it agricultural again? Good luck. Lol. Kids.

>>17693314
there are single-celled algae that are capable of making petroleum

>>17695046
Easy. They come in and kill off your cattle.

>>17693108
>2022
>trusting anything from a lab
>trusting the government to protect you from vile shit

>>17693190
Nope

>>17693185
That's never going to happen psycho

>>17693343
Why are people anti science now it's retarded
>>17693398
He didn't say there were any studies

>>17694979
No one is outlawing meat
>>17695140
Meds

>>17693574
moron take what?

>>17695140
Good luck rofl troll.

>>17693108
I'm not only going to consume it. I'm heavily invested in the future of the companies that make it. I want you all to eat my fish sticks.

>>17695140
>>17695046

>>17693108
Probably tastes like fuck-all, like how lamb tastes different to mutton. It's the same animal after doing whatever it does during its life and it tastes completely different.

>>17693108
I assume they just make a ECM setup, coat the stem cells onto it and then feed it with your typical bovine serum, or cell food and call it a day? I just don't trust the lab techs.

>>17695181
>No one is outlawing meat
Yet.

this thread was posted by the jewish internet psychological operations division in order to push particular ideas to sects of the population.

>>17695072
>there are single-celled algae that are capable of making petroleum
Which is a lot easier than making a steak.

To make meat you need an animal. That animal doesn't really need a brain if we just shovel food into it, but we're not at the point we can just grow them without a brain.

>>17695516
Won't happen. Prohibition Didn't work And This wont Either.

>>17695541
>but we're not at the point we can just grow them without a brain.
You don't need a brain to do that, otherwise the millions of extant multicellular species that don't have brains wouldn't exist. You don't need the whole organism either, all you need are stem calls that can differentiate into the cells that make up the tissues of lean meat, and supply them with nutrients so that they can survive without the rest of the animal breathing and digesting nutrients for them. Not to mention medical science is already approaching the point where we can grow tissues and even entire organs in vitro for transplant. They would be grown from your own cells so your body wouldn't reject them like it would even with donors of the same blood type. Would you still refuse lab grown tissue then?

>>17695553
When the cov*d strain that infects animals like cows and pigs comes out of the lab, that would be perfect excuse to outlaw meat, this is the plan and I WON'T eat the fucking bugs

>>17693108
im all for lab grown salmon if it means i can get a piece for $1 instead of fucking $25

>>17693793
I don't know why you put bioreactor in quotes as if it's something sketchy or scary, a bioreactor is just a broad term used for any container housing nutrients for whatever you're trying to grow in it. In my molecular biology class the bioreactor for our bread yeast was literally just a flask filled with sugar water.

>>17693132
He’ll suck their dicks, sure. But as a man of principles he won’t swallow.

fuck the antichrist

is it an actual cloned muscle or some kind of 3-d printed bacteria protein?

>>17695721
They already tried that once in my life in the late 80s. It didn't work.

>>17695721
they have to recognise that hunting would go up and that would cause extinction of too many species, its not worth it

>>17693108
JUST LIKE THE ARTIFICIAL DIAMOND, WHICH WAS PERFECTED DECADES AGO, THIS WILL EVENTUALLY BE SUPPRESSED AND FORGOTTEN TO PROTECT THE MARKET INTERESTS OF FISH AND SEAFOOD COMPANIES

>>17693108
What's wrong with real fish ? Like red meat, I don't get it.

>>17695859
Nothing at all.

>>17693108
I'd have no problem with it, but much like the vax its probably wise to hang back for a few years and make sure there's nothing wrong with it.

In particular, lab fish is probably healthier than eating fish that were caught in the ocean (india/the world's toilet)

>>17693108
>According to this video it basically tastes 99% like real salmon
incredibly unlikely because Salmon is a predator fish, I doubt they can simulate the muscular twitch or stress of swimming/hunting, which is partially what generates the flavor and distinguishes farm raised from wild caught. What they mean is it tastes like FARM RAISED salmon. Which is different

>>17695859
The most commonly eaten fishes are unsustainable. There are plenty of other perfectly edible fishes, which taste about the same, but we won't eat those. They've tried, they literally cannot market shit to people except a few known types. This is why fish names in the commercial sector are such a fucking mess of made up nonsense with no regulation.

>>17693108
I’m doubtful that meat growing in a lab doesn’t result in different, and I’m inclined to assume worse, quantities of macro and micro nutrients then regular meat. How might it effect the bioavailability of the protein? what’s the ratios of the various fatty acids in the meat? If the meat grown in a lab is more nutrient poor than traditionally farmed meat than how can this be fixed? There’s still a ton that needs to be looked into. and I’m concerned that corporations and governments might just push it while overlooking some potentially critical issues.

>>17695899
I dunno about protein but I am very pro teen and pre teen.

>>17695845
The market failure of artificial diamonds is purely on the retarded public perception of them being lower quality for being man made, ignoring the fact that a diamond is a fucking >rock of pure compressed carbon so shit like 'all natural' wouldn't apply when the synthetic version is indistinguishable in every way expect the label

>>17693108
>>17693108
The only reason I support lab grown meat is because I think it could completely destroy Veganism once and for all. This would improve the nutrition and genetic fitness of humanity as a whole, which would only be a good thing.

Imo the only logical argument for veganism is that you don't want to cause pain or harm to other living beings. I think that's a cucked reasoning but I can understand it at least. But if you could eat lab grown meat, you can get the nutritional benefits of meat without the "cruelty" of it all. Vegans would be utterly BTFO, eternally

>>17696052
But lab grown meat might not be the most healthy though

>>17695879
Why won’t people eat other fish?

>>17696068
Lab grown meat is meat in its purest form. It may be less nutritious but it would never be any more harmful to eat than normal meat.

>>17696068
Farmed meat also comes with diseases, pathogens, and elevated levels of stress hormones. I'd take lab meat over meat processed via industrial farming practices any day

>>17696068
>But lab grown meat might not be the most healthy though

why would it be less nutritious? If it was a perfect replica of real meat, like it's just muscle tissue grown in a petri dish, why would it be different? Couldn't the scientists just find a way to make it just as nutritious? If it isn't as nutritious, then what would be the point of making it?

>>17693108
Give it 5 to 10 years to make sure it doesn't cause cancer and I will.

>>17696052
>Vegans can eat salmon but can't put beurre blanc on it

>>17696247
The salmon from OP has less protein content, but is otherwise nutritionally identical. Not sure how much less though.

>>17693108
If it's cheap, healthy, and tastes like the real thing then sure, I don't care

Jeez you guys treat scientists like priests. There are many unknown unknowns and the scientific method's ability to root those out varies across fields of study. Theories of chemistry, for example, have a good handle on elements, simple molecules, and their interactions with each other. Once you begin to complicate the structures of the chemical compounds you're studying, it's not so simple anymore. It takes years and years and years of dedicated lab rats to suss out what exactly is going on inside a reaction vessel, and sometimes you end up getting the results you want but with zero clue as to the mechanism of the reactions which synthesized them. And these are just a handful of complex compounds we're talking about.

In biology, we have a good handle on many processes occurring within the animal body and what material make up the muscle tissue that we eat. We can slice the tissue up, look at it under a microscope, subject it to chemical tests, feed it to people to see what happens, the whole 9 yards. But, and this is a big but, we don't have those processes/structures mapped out 100%. We can't count every molecule or know every interaction or mechanism of action with total certainty. How do we know that each and every single vital compound has made it to the lab grown meat? How do we know that during the process of synthesizing it, our methods introduce poisonous compounds that can harm us in the long term?

The best way, truly, to know how synthetic meat will impact the human species is to feed it to them over a lifetime. Anything short of that and you're kidding yourselves. A major risk with this is we have to rely on the corporations pushing synthetic meat to be transparent with us and publish data, we need the regulators on our side, we need trained biologists, nutritionists, and other experts to peer review these studies ad nauseum.

So this flippant "durr, our food is already fake, what's the big deal" attitude from some of you demonstrates your ignorance.

>>17696247
>Couldn't the scientists just find a way to make it just as nutritious?
Yes, but the question is will they do that? If there's enough demand from people then they'll be forced to, otherwise they might not. I already saw them trying to say lab-grown beef having no iron, no fat, etc. was actually a good thing because they're bad for you anyway. I'd expect a lot of them try to spin their product being less nutritious as a good thing. A lot of them probably only care about making it as cheap as possible.

>>17697356
Exactly. At the end of the day, no matter how animals are treated (caged, free range, pumped with antibiotics), they're still real animals subjecting their food to real processes that break it down and store it as fat and muscle. Those constituents change in some direction based on diet, but they're real, and the human animal has subsisted on this real meat for our duration as a species. Synthetic meat production will always be subpar in some way, and the companies will make the most cost effective decision: don't scrap all your research, market the result as being "better". And idiots will lap it up and the rest of us will suffer for it. This thread proves that.

>>17697356
even if they found a way to make it just as nutritious i wouldn't touch it

our bodies have evolved to take natural food sources, these complex systems cannot be mimiced by our current science, the interactions between the food and our bodies on a cellular level is still an incomplete science, we still barely understand the implications of the foods we already eat

>>17693439
It's taking animal cells and converting them back into bacteria. After selectively breeding the cells to be resilient to contamination, they'll be able to survive outside the body and in the environment. The cells will hijack your body and give you fish/lion cancer.

The likelihood of me accepting lab grown food when it's presented as an option (either higher quality+more expensive or less nutritious+cheaper) is much higher. When it becomes a requirement and accompanied with "listen to the science" is just a a guarantee that something about it is fucked up.

>>17693108
What are they 'feeding' the lab grown meat? How is that feed processed?
How does the nutrition differ? Are the amino acids balanced the same way? Since there is no natural filtration involved if there is minor contamination of the feed then you end up with a highly toxic product.
Just make fish farms. Whatever shit they're going to have to pull to scale this stuff is going to make it toxic as hell.

>>17697390
fish farms are garbage food, might as well just eat corn since that's all that they feed them, but also the chemicals to make their flesh the proper color since fish like cornfed salmon come out completely gray

>>17697452
A large portion comes from animals and even farms claiming to be ethical recycle food waste from industrial meat processors that source from industrial farms. Fish are eating roughly 60% meat diet usually.

>>17693108
The best part of eating meat is knowing that something suffered and died just for your pleasure. Agony is a spice and terror a sauce. Without the umami of victory everything tastes like ashes.

>>17697624
UH OH WE GOT A JOKER BRAIN HERE

>>17697364
>Synthetic meat production will always be subpar in some way
I wouldn't say always. It just depends on how much they're pushed to improve it.

>>17693108
I have zero problems with it as long as it's safe to eat, nutritious and good tasting. Also, sustainable. Thinking this is bad is like hunters 12 000 years ago who must have thought cattle meat was evil.

>>17693380
>Most people are not retards

>>17693398
>denounce The Science
>Now link some studies
sorry to tell you this but you are the person you are talking about

>>17697698
>sustainable
faggot
>>17697734
reread that post, sounds like you're the retard

>>17693108
Test the fuck out of it on rats and mice first whi h will get really expensive becaise you'd need a group that is fed real salmon to check the differences lmao.

>>17693108
As long as the nutritional profile is equal or greater then normal salmon I'm all for it

>>17697731
Yes. You are just an arrogant contrarian fuckface. Fucking contrarian idiot.

>>17697776
aw, did you realize you're part of "most people" and get upset? poor baby, here have a sucker, you'll feel better.

>>17693108
Test

>>17693398
Nice fucking pseudopsychological strawman you got there fuckface. Science is not infallible but it's almost always factual empirical studies you absolute bullshitter. Your hypothetical bullshit is bullshit. You made up that pseudopsychological bullshitter because you are a little fucking bullshitter.
Lab grown meat is safe because it doesn't contain any (more than regular meat) harmful stuff. Prove it that it does. That's how science works. You have to prove your bullshit. You can't shitcunt. Because you are full of pseud shit.

>>17693754
>Your
Okay champ

>>17697780
Oh look you are full shit as well. Ad hominemmy and strawmanning little bitch.

>>17697786
>>17697787
>>17697789
t. bill gates fake meat shills

>>17697745
If it takes 10 times the resources to grow this shit as to just raise a cow then why fucking do it?

>>17697745
no you reread your post and realize the error you've made

>>17696109
>diseases, pathogens, and elevated levels of stress hormones.
All three of those can be almost entirely circumvented by not cramming cows into feed lots where they need a constant stream of antibiotics. it would be better if all cattle weee grass fed,though this would need some carful land management. like rotational grazing, or figuring out how to make it viable to graze cattle of woodlands or forests.

You VILL own NOTHING. Und you VILL be happy

>>17697929
Oops *will

>>17697904
how much grass do you think there is on the forest floor?

>>17697967
Not very much. Probably as much grass as their is on my 6th grade niece.

>>17697967
Illinois woodlands

>>17697979
I hope your sibling keeps their child far away from you.

>>17698018
Too late. We had the whooole lockdown of watching ecchi anime together.

>>17693108
Scientist who claim it's safe to eat won't feed it to their own kids
Anyway enjoy

>>17698076
Imaginative.

>>17698076
Semen is safe to eat, actually kinda nuitritious but antis won't feed it to their own kids. Your point?

I have meat, Greg, can you eat me?

>>17693572
lab-grown meat would have to be pumped full of antibiotics, otherwise it would just turn into moldy goop. lab-grown meat doesn't have an immune system.

>>17695175
Because the elites successfully made science a cult with corrupt scientists as the priests

>>17695046
Easy, just say there is a mad cow outbreak in your area and you need to destroy all your cows or they'll do it for you when you're in jail

>>17698328
It could be kept sterile during growth. Or inoculated with good bacteria.

>>17695800
They've tried corona meme so many times and it kept failing but this time it sticks and look what happened now. They would succeed if they keep trying.

>>17695166

It'll happen even without a government conspiracy to do so. Due to economy of scale, goods become more expensive the more scarce they become, even if demand drops alongside it.

>>17698470
keeping things 100% sterile is very difficult. idk if there's any kind of bacteria you could inoculate it with, since it's completely defenseless whatever you put in it would just consume the whole thing

>>17698459
Not able to. Cattlemans bill of rights. My herd is isolated. All operations take place on site.

Again... Good luck. Not in my lifetime.

Air's already toxic. Water's already polluted. Nuclear fallout is inevitable. I'll take that tasty jurassic-park salmon if it gives me a brief moment of happiness in this existential lobster trap of contemporary history.

>>17698542
>literally living in the most prosperous time in history

Ok buddy.

>>17698618
prosperous, yes. you can afford both your organic food AND onlyfans habits. you've made it, mr. bateman. you've made it.

>>17697624
“I’m the joker baby!”

>>17697348
Can’t they just do a lifetime of research on a group of test subjects? Pay a couple guys a living wage just to eat lab meat for 20 years and see what happens? Hmm. I really don’t like the idea of testing it on the population for obvious reasons but I also have a feeling even if the research is a success and we learn that it gives you cancer and makes you infertile then kills you and the scientists say “yea we should probably discontinue this shit” some shit corporations would still push and sell it without care even after the known terrible effects

>>17698630
Yep. Clean water, plenty of food, more wealth than ever before including welfare, best healthcare and space age technology giving us the most free time in our entire species history. We aren't at war etc.

I don't think you realize we are living in the GOOD times right now. Yet so many of you seem to thrive yelling everything is so bad. What a shitty way to live your life.

>>17698672
We are in the middle of a hecking pandemic, on the brink of world war 3 and society as a whole is about to collapse!!

>>17693108
If that makes meat really inexpensive then have them grow the fuck out of everything.

>>17698677
God damn listen to yourself. Your mind has been brainwashed/indoctrinated to fuck.

True utopia!

Free perfect good food for all!

All goodness is good for all.
All goodness is progress.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OOvH1j1RNig

After trying 100 sushi restaurants, I must admit, farmed salmon is tastier than wild salmon.

Thanks for the thread OP, you’re a hero and saviour of all.

New appearances unlocked for all!

>>17698795
Just buy sushi grade salmon filets from Sams Klub. Save money, wont have to throw away all that rice. Etc.

>>17698833
Stop shilling your shitty art.vanessa

Also electric cars are becoming stylish and cheap.

Such as classic chassis with solar electric. Solar panels under the paint like the sion EV.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dHuw94jAMBM

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FpEl3AvpcoE&list=PLHTo__bpnlYW5Hbb8_1STF594EqToStXt&index=3

>>17698877
It’s good art.

>>17693190
Yes, I eat my fucking lobsters from a pod, how could you tell?
Also, enjoy your estrogen-pumped cow.

>>17693108
short answer: fuck yea.

longerQ it's the same reason we developed eugenics for animals and plants, fed them any ungodly chem concotion we thought helps and crossbred some more them to 7th cullinary heaven and finaly sou vide them some more at best or microwave tactical nuke them at worst.

I draw the line on cock flavoured pork. I want 3rd world wamen i fuck to suck my dick. Not chew it off to save their lives.

>>17693108
It will be future of the fish because salmon will go fucking extinct at the rate we gobble it, even during their mating season.

>>17697487
>claiming
Lmao and these people say eggheads are lying.

>>17698939
post her real face kek

>>17698672
>Clean water
The amounts of which are shrinking.

>Plenty of food
That you wouldn't feed to your pet because it would be animal abuse.

>most free time in our entire species history
Not for long, wagie.

>>17693108
blabla these new technologies never fucking come out because the investment is to fucking high. vertical farming meme, fusion energy meme. 3d printing meme. all memes

>>17698960
>her

>>17698833
thats some cool designs. sad its one some cringe animu furfaggot shit though. go kys

>>17693240
Because they spend every living moment spitting in the face of the god they claim to worship.

>>17697796
If you are a nomadic herdsman like most cattle farmers (where human grade crops struggle to grow due to extreme weather) it actually takes very few recourses. All you need is a mobile home, a way to contain the cows/goats (which are already relatively easy to contain) and an area with grass and you are good to go.

>>17696109
why not just... Idk... support your local farmer?

>>17693330
>make catgirl lolitas

In celebration of this thicc auspicious progress here’s two facts to spread!:

Cancer is already cured! Every cancer cell has a small number of cells that succeed against the cancer. All that is required is the funding for the tech to locate and replicate them!

Also the incurable Peyronies disease/bent dick is cured! Just use vibration to break up the plaque. For example an electric toothbrush massaged on it cures it completely!

Yay! And uh Sieg Heil and love blesses the Jews and everyone. All matters!

The only god is love!

Unite all!
There’s only one love!

>>17698971
>my 450ft well
>my garden plus fully stocked 4 grocery stores 40 minutes way
>Unless inflation over 6-800% more than enough money for the rest of my life.

>>17699037
I agree. Children are great for a romp in the hay.

Free sushi and free solar-electric vehicles for everyone forever!

Everyone has won!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3l3yEGblTj8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rbe5mpI16KA

>>17699010
>it costs $150,000 to maintain a few miles of fishing wire
oy vey

>>17696073
Because it takes a marketing genius to sell people (supermarkets) new meat or fruit. Also you're probably already eating the more sustainable fish, seafood fraud is huge.

>>17693126
This really brought out the shills. Seethe more, some of us will never cuck

Cultured-meat is a gold rush industry

>>17693108
What is it made from?

I like the idea of it being used for sushi so you can have full flavored, never-frozen sashimi where you don't have to worry about parasites

>>17693126
>You WILL eat the laboratory meat or you WILL eat the bugs. Your choice, chud

>>17699290
Nigga I just eat beans

>>17699290
Trolling outside of /b/.

Lab grown meat is fine in my opinion as long as it kills the plant-based meat industry.

I like to try them out because I don't mind stuff like tofu, but even then some of the worst food I've ever eaten have been "plant based meat"

This shit takes the cake of course.

>>17699318
Refreshing.
It’s nice to see less of those kinds of posts.
Thanks.

Soyjak posting in the current year should be bannable

>>17699532
MAPs represent!

>>17699192
>people who aren't brainlet babies are cucks because they eat foods that i refuse to because it sounds icky!
People like you used to starve, but now we have places like Popeyes that hand out their leftover food to homeless people at night.

>>17699532
Yes. And it’s only like one person doing it.

There’s some spammers that gotta go.
The boring ones.

>>17699281
Fish tissue cells grown in a vat with nutrients to feed it. While growing its shaped with a mold so it actually kinda looks like salmon instead of a blob of meat

>>17698946
most salmon is farmed at this point
it's as likely to go extinct as the cow

As long as you LABEL it I have no problem the Obama administration was begin lobbied by groups to hide weather something like fish was lab grown or not which pissed me the fuck off why the fuck would you want to hide that what not confidence its authenticity? I don’t care if you’re able to clone the bitch down to its exact genetic structure I still want to know where it came from sorry I don’t take the word of megacorps at face value.

>>17699606
No. Environmentalism is actually winning.
For example solar panel EVs and environmental laws have won.

Lab grown salmon is creating an abundance of nature again. Nature not only wins, it pushes back.

>>17695019
Kek. Go back to school kid

>>17699657
>says kek
>calls him a kid

Lol. You are all fucking kids.

It feels good too.

>>17699727
What the fuck are you on about retard? I bet you don't even know where Kek comes from, you zoomie fuck hahahaha

>>17698169
ok.

>>17699654
>Environmentalism is actually winning.
only because the cost of technologies, which we thought would take decades and decades to progress, have dropped rapidly.
>>17698169
this is false, i've looked into it. Semen is 99% water with an incredibly small amount of zinc, it's nutritional content is basically nil. It's not even enough to be a health supplement.

>>17699415
>didn't call it tofuna

>>17693108
I can't wait and anybody who's scared of it needs to learn how to think.

>>17700201
Maybe they are scared of it because they have thought about it?

>>17700187
It’s about choice. Material alternatives are easy to get. The knowledge is already possessed.

Cost is not in the equation. Our abundance of knowledge is so vast.

>>17700221
>Cost is not in the equation
cost is absolutely in the equation, cost is what causes markets and businesses and governments to actually adopt technologies.

>>17700187 #
It’s about choice. Material alternatives are easy to get. The knowledge is already possessed.

Cost is not in the equation. Our abundance of knowledge is so vast.

For example electric cars had to be banned to not innovate.

The effort to stop progress is infinitely more than how much effort is required for progress. Even third world counties are innovating and progressing exponentially.

>>17700226
To be perfectly honest, for the most part the US government threw all its money into a dumpster fire so we’re not going to overthink that.

People don’t need money nor governments anymore.
We have the knowledge to do it without cost.

Typical people are turning rusty old cars into solar-EVs to not pay for gas.
And selling them for nothing.

i'm happy about it, imagine premium never frozen salmon sushimi you can eat all you want without worrying about worms

>>17700232
i noticed you deleted the post with the original picture, is it because the Wuling Hong Guang is, much like the original volkswagon before it, a lie designed as a tool of govt propoganda that is subsidized at a massive loss in order to be provided at that price point?

>>17700259
almost all our food is subsidized nigtard

>>17700263
because it wouldn't get grown or meet quota if the PRICE point wasn't there. It's all money, moonbeam. None of this knowledge of human nature faggotry. If it was cheap and cost effective to power the world on baby rape china would have an assembly line for it

>>17700306
>>17700259
I deleted it because I posted a picture of it once.

I had no idea the wuling mini made people SHOOK.

Clean air is good. Cheap cars are good. And good looking cars are good.

>>17700323
Your tumblr mood boards make me wonder if you are a tranny or an ugly fat woman

I've got no interest in cars but I would buy a wuling mini.
Normal cars are fucking stupid. They are huge, expensive, and inefficient with so many features that I don't need but still have to pay for.

>>17693108
Okay but does it taste good
I don't want to eat some sort of retarded 'platonic salmon' that actually just tastes like water
There's a reason you feed animals a specific diet

>>17700328
Are you a malfunctioning robot? Are you an actual golem? Trans people are not your enemy, my dear humble Gnome. Everyone is your friends. Trans people aren’t even a thing.

Did I at some point while designing the nature of reality set the Jews to golem NPC mode?

If so, please resume total consciousness and service to love.

>>17695748
Autistic habit of trying to mark imprecise words in text. Of course bioreactors are just containers with nutrients.

>>17698672
And those good times are coming to a close. We're in the twilight of pax americana and you're fucking blind if you don't see it

>>17700518
All I did was call you a tranny. You are the one who instantly affiliated it with something bad. It says a lot more about you than me

Automated taxi

>>17700935
>i was just pretending to be retarded

>>17700935
You know what it says about me? I’m god and my only true name is love.

Go eat something tasty.

>>17700946

The progression of this thread is interesting. And funny.

>>17700957
Cute.

Perhaps to some extent it’s true.
But love/you always keeps it all going.

>>17701492

>>17693132
Not an exact comparison.

Test tube babies are natural babies born from an artificial environment, equivalent to farm-raised natural salmon.

Lab grown salmon meat would be like "making" a baby by manually putting together flesh and organs in a lab.

>>17701532
What is the whole story of dogisaga and the artist?

>>17701555
America needs more of pic related.

All belongs to the anime spirits.

>>17693108
if lab grown meat costs as much as real meat and is like 90% as good, I'll get it.
I have never liked the meat-fur industry and how it's literal nazi-ruski-japanese-chinese tier genocidal, torturous evil.

I have no thoughts on doctored pictures.
Next question

>>17693141
>GMO
>Bad
lmao what's next, nuclear power is not objectively the greenest, cheapest, safest, most sustainable source of power we have?

>>17693185
I support this action.
You gotta be an absolute brainlet not to want meat replaced by identical lab grown stuff.

>>17702191
It’s a screenshot of a video thumbnail you fucking retard. If you watched the video you would know what’s in the picture is actually real you lazy assuming dipshit. Die! Die! Die! Die! I hate you I hate you I hate you. I hate you

>>17693108
Well i hope lab grown doesn't work out cause i invested in GMO salmon.

>>17693240
>Why do they eat pork?
Well, if it was free...

>>17702185
>nazi-ruski-japanese-chinese genocidal

I have clearly made an error in the designing of Jews.

All Jews figure out immediately that trying to curse any part of all is counter to their desires. And they develop a similar consciousness to mine for good.

Command: All Jews stop being stupid and bad.

>>17693108
as long as it doesn't have too many preservatives or things that will hurt me, then i think it's ok

>>17693240
there are some rabbis who interpret the 'dont eat pork' as being archaic from when there were no food safety laws and therefore have no issues with telling jews its fine to eat pork

of course there are also jews who dont really follow judaism much outside of holidays just like there are christians who dont follow Christianity outside of christmas/easter

>>17702398
>>17702185
Also however the rest of your statement was good.

Congratulations.

Honestly I’m wholly impressed.

It’s been awhile.

Seems honestly like much of consciousnesses has been glitching out for the past while.

>>17693185
if it wont be cheaper then there is no point to the industry. They'd better be working on getting costs down or lab grown meat will never be acceptable

>>17693123
We're all so impressed.

>>17693108
I will never eat the lab grown food.

>>17702417
Shut the fuck up about Jews.

I’m
Cancelling their religion

For the most part, they don’t exist. Beyond just being humans.

All their stupid little rules beyond morality and goodness are a mistake I made.

Unless you’re debugging consciousnesses and need to address a residual behaviour of that annoyingness… like to be perfectly honest I think I made many jews suck just to have a punching bag. And it seems much of consciousness does that to other parts of consciousness.

That has to stop NOW!

So fucking done with it. Make them into something perfect or address them as unique souls unassociated with Judiasm.
I enjoyed the whole gnome Jew culture but I’m sure that god create many of the orthodox as punching bags. FUCK THE OUTFITS ARE SO BAD. AND I HATE ALL OF THEIR ENERGY. SO FUCKING BORING. SO ANNOYING. SO REDUNDANT AND JUST NOT LOVE AT ALLLL. GET OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS.

It was a mistake to make create the Orthodox Jew culture. Yes, god makes mistakes.

Sorry.

From now on Jews are like
This picture:>>17702419


Like French.
And they’re not hateful.

The worst behaviour by far ever EVER WITNESSED BY GOD IN ALL ETERNITY IS WHEN THEY TRIED TO DRAG LOVE AND THE WORLD DOWN TO SURVIVE.
I HAVE NO WORDS.

ALL THERE IS TO SAY IS THAT IS NOT THEM ANYLONGER.

>>17702446
Then we eat you.

Clearly I didn’t make you for any other purpose.

It’s dawning on me that I really did make most people just to destroy them. That many of the NPCs truly are NPCs.

What kind of monster of a god am I?

Fuck I REALLY AM THE DEVIL.

I CREATED SO MANY SOULS JUST FOR THEM TO BE EATEN. TOO MANY.

What the fuck do I do?!
What I was I thinking.

I have to let hell rise and create real souls that exist to love love instead.
How insolent of me to create planet earth like this! Whatever! A gift to myself nonetheless.

>>17693108
the problem with it is that there's no oversight and their methods and research are no doubt "proprietary" meaning we really have no fucking clue what this mystery meat is or the chemicals they use to create it. I've got a river 30 minutes away where I can catch real salmon in season. I've got a lake basically in my backyard stocked full of different varieties of popular food fish.

and even if they open up about the entire lab creation process (they won't), there's still a matter of cost and scale compared to fish farms

>>17695166
Why is he a psycho?

>>17702550
Because it’s a stupid bad plot. Boring as hell.

You know everyone is making it up as we go and everyone is in total control. Smarten up.
Be honest always.

Everyone, quit the dumb stupid hellish stories. There is infinite pure love to love and explore and create.

SO STFU
unless you can create something good with your worlds.

The only dystopia you’ll get if you push it is getting mandatory pegging from tomboys. Though if you want that you can but seriously if you push it I’ll make it HELLA uncomfortable.

I can switch the plot any time completely and I have.

The dystopian plotline IS OVER.
A massive good perfect wholly satisfying and non-scary revolution is happening globally.

Love gets satisfied and infinitely more.
And we move on.
Love gets all revenge perfectly.

This doesn’t have to be thought of. It’s just natural.

>>17693108
something like that is inevitable

>>17702196
Yeah why would I want real stuff from a real animal anyone can own and raise themselves over some shit made in a lab with who knows what and a patented formula only available from one facility from one company?

>>17699654
are you implying that's wrong?
>>17702689
almost nobody can actually raise a pig in their home
putting aside time and skill most people lack these days
most people live in tiny apartments in apartment buildings or suburbs with HOA Karen dictators

>>17702228

>>17693126
never eat banana's?
never eat yellow corn?
never eat seedless grapes?
never eat seedless watermellons?

>>17702720
>almost nobody can actually raise a pig in their home
Why are you being dense and missing anon’s point?

>>17702770
That's not even remotely close to the Gotcha! argument you think it is. None of those were grown in a petri dish.

>>17701593
they look like they're in a death camp, where such abominations belong.

>>17693108
I will not eat lab grown meat.

>>17693126
>>17699192
Based, look how one comment caused so much seethe. I will not eat the bugs, I will not eat the meat analogue, I will not eat the lab-grown meat.

Salmon is a shit fish, DEENZ all day every day.

>>17693108
>"No fucking way, I don't believe th-
>"Oh wait yes I fucking do, that looks like a plastic dogtoy."

>>17693108
What if I want the head to make some stock?

>>17702492
Got any more images like this, senpai?

>>17693142
hahaha no

>>17702471
Sometimes I wish we could determine which mentally ill person would be utterly useless to society and sterilize them

>>17693380
Based Aussie troll post, good work.

>>17702754

>>17693108
>citing youtube

You zoomers are ridiculous sometimes lmao

>>17693185
>or it'll be an excuse to massively jack up prices on the real thing
hopefully

Just so y’all know, it’s real meat.
It’s just meat cells. Growing.

Purely meat cells.
If meat cells are put into the right environment, they grow like fungi or a plant.

Meat doesn’t need a brain nor legs nor arms to grow.

I honestly would rather eat many annoying people out there over a humble sheep or cow. Cows and sheep etc have good souls and would make for good humans.

Honestly I want to genetically modify sheep to talk and uh create cute sheep girls to represent their species.

They’re as intelligent as humans.
We all know people dumber than sheep.
Stand up for animals! They’re humans too! They’re god as much as Christ!

>>17693108
I willingly eat fake meat made out of wheat when it's cheaper than real meat. I'll probably give it a whirl, probably won't like it but I'll willing to try it now that it doesn't look like a gray wad of disappointment.

>>17704288
Jewish DNA. Considering your post.

Learn to not be a bad annoying person.

If you feel threatened by what I’ve said, it’s only because you’re a bad person.

No one is on your side.

So serve your true-love/god or get vored.

>>17693108
I would eat lab-grown seafood, but hell no to anything else. I just don't think the technology right now is capable of replicating the flavour, texture and flavour profile of anything more complex than fish.
The problem with lab meat isn't the flavour, it's the texture. It's easy to make a beef flavoured ball of slime, but fish already resembles the kind of stuff you get already so win/win.

>>17705889
Sorry. I’ll site 4chan schizophrenics next time instead.

>>17693141
But labgrown meats aee not GMOs

>>17702656
Now put this into a correct perspective and realize that all continents used to have massive herds of ruminates and megafauna before we ate them.

Fuck xkcd.

Disgusting. Wrong. Never eating it. Will literally sell everything I have for a homestead, or work as thankless labor on one before I do.