/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17735194
why yes, i love finding cat hair in my potato casserole

>>17735199
The cat's the main course you fucking idiot

>>17735194
get that CAT off the FUCKING TABLE

>>17735194
>Cat on the fucking dinner table

>>17735194
Fucking hate cats. Maybe cause I'm allergic but my pop always hated them too. Recently had to move back in with my mom for a new job, if she let the cats on eating surfaces they would mysteriously disappear.

The cat's the main course you fucking idiots

>>17735208
those aren’t chinks tho

>>17735230
lol why did you deleted your post fag

>>17735240
First post? Deleted?

>>17735232
>>17735240
Who are you replying too?

>>17735199
>>17735209
>>17735213
>>17735224
finicky lads, ain't ya. let the cat be, boys. put out a bowl of cream for the fur baby.

>>17735264
Living at my moms is constant itching hell, I look like a heroin addict from the scratching there's only so much I can put up with. That said, while I hate cats and would never put cream out for the cunts I don't mind when my mom does, and yes in the kitchen. Just not up on the surfaces.

>>17735317
shut up faggot

>>17735328
Over the edge. Mom's cats disapear tonight.

>>17735317
my cat has bonded with me like a dog. she acts like a dog, too. she gets the scraps on top of food i cook for her. i also let spiders live in my home. i'm also incredibly lucky. i believe the world paid me back in spades when i valued all life under god's watchful eye. as a result, my cat sits on the dinner table. it's an unspoken requirement.

Love my cat, but I'd she gets on the table she is getting taken off and locked in the bedroom.
Sorry, but you became too at home, cunt.

>>17735317
take some claritan and chill out, dude.

>>17735383
>my cat has bonded with me like a dog. she acts like a dog, too
Not true
>>17735383
>she gets the scraps on top of food i cook for her
That's a good thing I never cooked shit for my dog but he definitely got scraps. Spoiled that little shit really I love licking my plate kek
I don't hate that you like your cat, or what you allow your cat to do in your own home. I hate cats. Simple. So if my mom didn't have her rules for them, well honestly I probably wouldn't have taken the job in the first place but let's say she started this shit tomorrow. Yeah, those cats are worm food.
>>17735392
No. And allergy medication doesn't work.

>>17735194
I never eat with the cat on the table, he stays on the floor looking at us while we eat like it was supposed to be.

I want a cat so much lads :'(

>>17735562
no

>>17735383
>i believe the world paid me back in spades
I think you're using this figure of speech wrong?

>>17735224
>Recently had to move back in with my mom for a new job
what job is that? neet? you suck

>>17735562
Take mine I'll mail it to you

>>17735569
I do I really do I want a cat so I can hug and kiss it I want a perfect cat to rub its belly and make a weird noise so she stares at me and it makes me laugh so she stares at me more and it makes me laugh more until I pee
I want a cat so much

>>17735624
I can't, my apartment does not allow it

>>17735383
>god's watchful eye
Very funny OP
are you sure santa clause didn't bring you you'r cat

>>17735615
If your job requires you to be homeless you should get a different job
The whole point of working is to not be homeless

>>17735551
Give him a chair

>>17735636
I'll still mail it to you. It might be dead by the time it gets there but eh, who doesn't like a rotten cat in a box?

I support cats on the table.
>Waah waah it's dirty cat
Do you wash your hands after petting a cat? If so, you belong in an asylum.
>Waaah I'm allergic to a hair
If so, you belong in Israel.

>>17735688
but it's the cats feet scratching around in the litter box not the parts you pet. and by the way the feet are the stuff on the table, all four of them
if I see my cat on the table, it will get beat the fuck up with a broomstick for at least ten minutes

>>17735700
You're gonna go to cat hell for that

>>17735194
as per your pic it's more like
>families that eat together get fat together

>>17735700
The cat's feet touch the litter box, then they touch the floor, and the cat rolls around on the same floor. The cat licks its own anus, and then its paws, and then every inch of its body. When you flush the toilet it ejects hyperfine shit mist which floats through your house and settles on every surface. Your brother sticks his finger up his ass then later touches a doorknob.
Germs are not cooties, they're not permanently transitive by association with anything that ever touched anything else. Stop being a paranoid woman.

>>17735722
This is why covid happened. Fuck this world.

>>17735702
living with this cat is HELL
It knows better than letting me see it on a table, for all I know it's on them all the time but the fear in its eye when taking a broomstick beating tells me it knows that it does not want another. the only time I had to was for something non-table related.
I've been down with a few abdominal wounds for months and I regret getting this cat like you wouldn't believe, maybe if I can get this bitch fixed it will chill the fuck out

>>17735264
people who call pets fur babies get the wall

>>17735722
fuck off I'm not reading all that nonsense. you seem like someone that no one would want to be around after just seeing half of that first sentence
so fuck off

>>17735739
Cats tend to settle down a lot more after getting fixed so if you wanna do it then go for it. It's expensive though. Personally it sounds to me like you'd be better off giving the cat away, seems like you really hate it lol

>>17735700
My cats have access to where ever they want to go in my house. Because they are special wittle kitties and I love them. You dont understand because you are a germaphobic sociopath. Touch grass faggot

>>17735768
:)

>all the autistic screeching ITT
I guarantee if you did a bacterial swab on the cat’s paws and those peoples hands, you’d find the cat is objectively the cleanest one at the table.

>>17735762
it can't be that expensive, I hope. I called the humane society to find the cheapest vets and didn't get a call back. I do like the cat. I started feeling better about two weeks ago, and it's been in and out and in now, heat twice already. she looks like shes going through hell in heat and I am tired of her whining in the middle of the night

>>17735636
Move or bitch to the landlord like I did and and they agreed after paying a pet deposit and more money per month. Worth every penny.
sharing sardines with a cat is awesome.

>>17735194
gross, people who keep pets inside are fucking disgusting. Enjoy Your're tape worms amerilards

>>17735734
What you think of as "covid" was just the paranoid female response to covid. That is what caused small businesses to shutter, increased unemployment to an unfathomable degree, increased childhood obesity by 50%, and created the economic recession we're currently in. If it weren't for the media and government freaking out about nothing, you literally would not have noticed covid at all. There would have been NO noticeable effect on your life whatsoever from this disease.

>>17735768
>germaphobic
you must mean someone else, just this morning I found that my cat ripped open my bag that had a day old long john in it last night and ate the filling out of half of it.
I didn't get mad, I should of put it in the cupboard if I cared enough, so I see if I can eat the other half and notice the filling is apple pie filling,hell yeah I ate the other half. I would of done the same thing if I was her.

>>17735658
He sometimes does get on the chair, they think they're people.

Putting families in the same room only results in arguments

>>17735782
Just masturbate her to relieve it

>>17735801
That's fucking disgusting, do you have no standards you sick shit?

>>17735809
I'm not you'r normal 4channeler, so NO
funny though

>>17735800
lol true
only morons take "the sky is falling" news seriously

Y'all need to learn to difference between companion and possession. Pets are part of the family

>>17735810
it's been about two years since I have
It was fucking tasty though and I ripped the cat nibbled half off, she went right for the filling only

>>17735264
Aren't cats lactose intolerant?

>>17735799
this. I dont understand what it is with many whitoids and treating cats and dogs like their own literal children. how about you breed and raise an actual baby instead, weirdo. its especially prevalent with women

>>17735832
Animals offer unconditional love and are fun to feed and share food with.

>>17735832
Animals are cute and independent, babies are disgusting and retarded

>>17735224
>killing your mom’s pets over minor pet peeve
How much of a subhuman are you?

>>17735842
>>17735845
sure, I get it. I had a dog too when I was a kid. but when you start sleeping with them in bed and talking to them in that weird white woman baby voice, thats when it becomes weird. they are not your child, they are still a fucking animal

>>17735858
Speaking in a relaxed tone shows you are non threatening and can lead to more pets and purrs. White woman baby talk is disgusting.

>>17735858
>when you start sleeping with them in bed
Normal
>and talking to them in that weird white woman baby voice
Yes that is weird, for animals and babies alike
>they are not your child, they are still a fucking animal
You literally adopted them, and you are also an animal

>>17735858
What is wrong with sleeping with a pet? It helps with loneliness and you get to wake up to something happy to see you.

>>17735889
You're fat

>>17735906
This is /ck/???

>>17735845
You don't need to have sex with a woman to produce a cat, for that reason alone I'd have thought they would be very popular on incel central here.

>>17735224
>Recently had to move back in with my mom for a new job
being a NEET isn't a job, anon

>>17735908
You're still fat

>>17735922
Don’t care. Being fat at 6’5 is nice.

>>17735800
>>>/pol/
You should go back fag. I know a bunch of people who lost loved ones from that shit, including me. Plagues happen.

>>17735383
based natureloving retard

>>17735979
>I know a bunch of people who lost loved ones from that shit, INCLUDING ME.
That makes no sense. If you died from covid then how the fuck are you even here?

>>17735625
are you a woman over 30?

In my house My family’s elders get the living room to themselves. The older offspring get the dining room. Their adult kids get the dining room, and the children eat on the driveway

>>17735979
The average age of death from covid is older than the average age of death

>>17735615
"differential specialist" and alignment specialist I found out later. I'm a mechanic. Always was but pay was better to move from Norristown to reading PA. X8jnt

>>17735852
I never said kill you sicko I said disappear. If that required killing I would though.

>>17735562
Luv my cat. He has a kill count of 5 mice and countless bugs so far.

>>17736156
if a coyote gets your cat, he gets to add your cat's kill count to his own

>>17735194
Why is an uncooked animal on the table?
Fucking savages.

>>17735317
I can tell you are a genetic failure

>>17735224
>>17735431
>>17735317
>allergy
Americans really are subhuman

Cats are fine on the dinner table if they don't beg because you're eating off your plate. Never had a cat hair in my food. On the counter where you're preparing food? Hell no.

>>17736156
fucking based, do you have pic of the kills? my cat decapitated two mouses once lemme find pic pic

>>17736177
chinese are allergic to honor, innovation, masculinity, etc.

>>17735194
the mom looks like she wants to swat that cat

>>17736156
heres a pic of one mine killed.

>>17736167
>>17736177
It's the only thing I am allergic to. Haven't been sick in well over a decade, not so much as sunburn or a headache. My genes are better than yours Chang.

>>17736242
Post cat.

>>17735194
families that eat cat poop together

>>17736242
>wooden shoes
dutchnigger confirmed

>>17736249
I did earlier actually, she's curled up into a ball

>>17736260
no, not ball, cat.

>>17736257
That's the leg of a chair
>>17736266
All I have

>>17736286
there's a big spot on your face you should see a dermatologist

>>17736297
Ah fuck did I get rid of it?

>>17735889
my cat always liked to be around me, even sleep on my bed
but holy shit, the little shithead absolutely would go apeshit and murder any foot that moved under the blanket
then he died like 20 years ago and i never got another
rip in peace, fucker

>>17736134
>I didn't say kill, I just meant it.

>>17735979
>including me.
You died from covid? I know I know, asking this question is anti semitic etc

>>17735194
i love the fuck out of my chihuahua but theres no way shes sitting that close to my food after she just spent 10 minutes licking her ass

Pass the toxoplasmosis gondii, please.

>>17735806
they think humans are bigger cats.
Cats are stupid, they can differentiate between cat and prey, so everything it cant eat is another cat

>>17736134
>If that required killing I would though
Ouch the edge. I really am posting with south americans

>>17735194
Families that eat together beat their meat together

>>17735194
I fucking hate cats.

>old cat is going senile

All it does is puke everywhere, try to keep me up all night and make my guest bedroom smell like shit

What a worthless (((pet)))

>>17737922
Put it down retard
>hurr durr I hate thing I can get rid of, but refuse to do anything about

>>17737926
I'd have shot it years ago if my wife would let me. You try deal with a hysterical woman afterwards you cat loving faggot

>>17735224
>Fucking hate cats. Maybe cause I'm allergic but my pop always hated them too.
Dangerously based. Me too.

>>17737922
>>17737930
Reminder that these """"people""" unironically exist

>>17737930
You sound like a bitch

>>17737930
Your wife is cucking you btw bro. You failed her shit test (not killing the faggot cat) so her genes are telling her your seed is weak

>>17736286
Do you have Parkinson's? Why are all of your photos blurry?
Nice cat though

>>17738130
>tattoo
lmao no thanks

I used to let my cat onto the table and now it's a nuisance.
>Attempts to lick everything
>Races across the kitchen, jumping on the table
>Washes ass on the table
>Shakes around, cat spit flies everywhere including my mug
>Shoves face inside my mug
I wish i could teach my cat NOT to sit on the table and NOT to sit behind my computer
>Sneezes at the exposed PSU
fucking hell

>>17735264
Cats have shit and piss on their feet 24/7.
Not on the table.

>>17738059
I like your wet little nose

>>17737891
is that true

>>17738242
I'm not an expert but I think it is true. That's why they will sometimes bring people mice or other dead stuff because they think people are big dumb cats that don't know how to hunt.
I don't think I would want to own a cat but I do think they're pretty cute. Their fur is very soft

This thread is further proof that this board is full of thirdworlders.

>>17738353
Hey, don't be so hostile towards the american posters

>>17738306
Jackson Galaxy is pretty based for a TV personality.

>>17738306
That facial hair makes him look like he's a few stars short of a galaxy

>>17738134
no the camera sucks

>>17738069
>Your wife is cucking you btw bro. You failed her shit test (not killing the faggot cat) so her genes are telling her your seed is weak

>>17738153
>nooooo not the piss and shit particlerino!

>>17739760
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?

>scold cat when it jumps on on surfaces that I use for food
>Like it well enough, that's why I own it, vut it's nowhere near as important as a baby and is probably incapable of "love"
>Would never beat or kill it because who the fuck pulls that kind of chinese shit
Honestly surprised that so many other posters have such batshit off the wall positions

>>17736134
You also said "worm food" you disingenuous faggot

>>17738130
YAAAAAAAHAHAHAHOOIE

>>17739806
Somebody posted a picture of the guy who drew this panel and he was probably the most hilariously stereotypical chinless ashkenazim I've ever seen.

Luv me cat but no kitty on the tables or counters. He sits with us politely at the dining table but does not get fed scraps while we are eating. He can have a little bit when we are done. He doesn't shed much, I've yet to have a hair in my food.

Looks like they all do a little too much staying together if you catch my drift

>>17735431
>killing your mothers pets
You’re an awful child. I pity what you put that poor woman through. You think she doesn’t know? Of course she does. Her monster of a child detests such a minor inconvenience to his daily life that he gets rid of her beloved pets, the only thing she had to love after you and the other children moved out.
You make me sick.

>>17735739
>retarded nigger treats cat awfully
>expects the cat to behave well and to like you
Ah, the classic “I always beat the shit out of my wife but she won’t love me” syndrome. How does it feel to be a potential domestic abuser?

>>17735810
>calls him a germaphobe
>calls him disgusting
Well what the fuck do you want??

>>17735194
Not my problem

>>17739933
Why did he make the white guy look like a younger version of the chinless jew dad from Arrested Development

>>17735194
I want to kill all cats

>>17735209

>>17736156
YMMV. One of my cats is a certified mouse killer and if he gets his paws on a rodent, it's decapitated, disembowled, and dipped in his water bowl and left there to rot.
The other one is a dumbass and will bring the still alive and panicking rat upstairs to the bedroom.

>>17740458
Kek
Had a cat bring a live baby bunny, a live bird, and a live lizard to me. The bunny was playing dead, but it moved when I tried to scoop it up with a shovel. The bird flew all around the house like a retard. The lizard was left in my bed, apparently didn’t move until I touched it with my foot.

>>17740474
apparently bringing live animals is a kindness thing from what I've read. It is what it is, I got the rodent cornered in the closet and tried to shove the cat back for round 2, but he refused to budge. Had to shepherd it onto some knickknack we don't use and bag it.
I will say that I haven't seen so much as a fly in the house since we got em.

>>17740487
Yeah my cat usually killed and consumed lizards. Don’t know how the fuck she managed to catch the rabbit, but it was only like a month or two old.

She would often wait outside my window meowing to show me the lizard before eating it. I think she liked to show off.

>>17735194
I won't eat at a house with an indoor cat. Disgusting.

>>17735209
this, as a cat owner you dont let them sit on food serving/prepping tables. they can sit on a chair or something where you dont have to monitor them to make sure they dont steal from a plate

>>17735224
>if she let the cats on eating surfaces they would mysteriously disappear.

Are you asian?

>>17735264
kill yourself its family but an animal and we dont sit our bodies on the table. its not sanitary. hate fags like yourself

>>17740086

>>17740746
is that you

>>17740369
look I had a fucked up gut problem and open ulcers on my belly (3 tunneling wounds) I could barely walk up stairs without pulling myself with the help of a banister.
the last thing I needed was the cat making me chase it for knocking over plants or not going to her room while I go to the wound care center.
things are better now and lucky for me and the cat, this morning when I woke up kitty kitty meow meow came out of heat!
and I checked, anon above was correct. fixing a cat goes anywhere from 160-360 usd!
I'm gonna have to go to one of the shitty humane society sponsored vets 30-60 dollars, but that's in the next county.
plus cats and dogs forget easily. she still likes pets from me

>>17740946
Kek, I guess I can understand. Still, it’s usually better to train things through nonviolent means. Also, if your cat is being a nuisance knocking shit over and just generally being an asshole, you may need to consider that it’s just bored. It needs stimulation. Get it some toys or a tree or give it a nice window to look out of.

>>17741080
this cat has toys and it just started it's heat cycles less than a month ago, meaning it's still got that kitten mindset.
it got to the point that I gave her, her own room and now if she fucks up. she get thrown in there for a few days to a week. I still feed it, but after that week it is starving for interaction and she acts good for a day or two.
but cats are weird, this one has never slept with me in my bed with me, they could care less and are solitary for the most part.
like right now she's not hanging out on the couch with me, she's laying on a chair in the kitchen.
half the toys she won't even look at and she hates catnip. such a strange cat and I've had her for about 10 months
but I do like this cat, it was just the hardest winter I've ever had and she made it even worse

>>17741153
post a picture of your cat

>>17735264
>fur baby
nigger.
No.

>>17741224
I've never taken a pic of her.
She did come over to get petted since the last post but went back to the kitchen when i grabbed for the tablet. She is funny how she hides behind a shoe or something then attacks my legs every chance she gets
Kitty kitty meow meow is the name

>>17735985
>>17736929
you are retarded
>>17736007
this is somehow even more retarded

>>17741440
your cat is cute and you are a goblin

>cat stays in its corner being polite
>/ck/ seethes
What an angry and autistic board

>>17741153
A few days to a fucking week?? Seems a little much, don't you fucking think? You sound like a very abusive person

>>17741491
right? sometimes i think it's a bunch of dogs posting on this board, unnecessarily angry at cats

>>17741440
i can tell just from her face she's annoying lol

>>17741479
I'm not a goblin
just been sick since the beginning of fucking november and I still see the wound care center once a week. I only started feeling better after stelara kicked in 5 weeks ago. I also had edema so bad that the water went all the way to my fucking sac, my nuts were 4 times the normal size and the docs all seem out to get me. babysitting a cat was the last thing I needed. no cleaning up a plant that the cute cat knocked over was that last thing I needed, a get well gift plant no less
>>17741511
no, a spray bottle doesn't do the trick and I'm not a fan of beating the shit out of the cat that I like a lot. hell I didn't even get mad about her eating half my doughnut.
things are back to normal between her and I, I feel so bad about her being in heat last week. looked like she was going through hell.

>>17741553
shut the fuck up you fuckin goblin

just another reminder that cat "people" find all kinds of fucked up ways to torture them instead of just making them sleep outside like dogchads do

>>17740369
It's been proven that beating your wife makes her like you more

>>17741459
But it's true

>>17735194
everyone in that photo looks pudgy
families that eat together beetus together apparently

>>17735209
Absolutely disgusting. Growing up I had two dogs and four cats. The only time they were allowed on the table was on their birthdays when we would put party hats on them and give them an ice cream cake.

>>17735194
I love cats, and have two of them. They are animals nonetheless, and their place is outside. They got their own spot to sleep and eat, but are free to go around in the yard. They get stimulated by sounds of birds, catch mice and are free to roll in the dirt, I wouldn't deprive them of that.
Having a cat on the table where they eat is just plain stupid.

>>17735194
This is a nice picture and all that but
>cat on the table
No, I understand loving a pet as family, but they get their dish in their own spot off to the side on the floor. Even if you loved them as much as a human member you don't eat while someone is sitting with their ass literally on the table. That's where food goes and is meant to be kept clean.

>>17741859
no, food goes on a plate. the cat is not on a plate. I bet you don't complain when eating burgers prepared by the nigger that cleaned the toilets

>>17741153
If mine fucked up I'd throw it out the window and lock it out until dusk, but it was naturally an outside cat anyway(as all cats should be)
You are a fucking sociopath that treats your pet as a toy, I hope you're not married>>17741153
>banned

I want to get fucked by a group of black guys

>>17740698
Your shitty opinion goes into the trash.

cats and cat people are vile
i don't understand how anyone can live with that revolting cat stench in their home
i stopped eating any food prepared by catfaggots when i realized no matter how much they claim they're "not like the other cat owners" they're actually all the exact same
they all pretend they didn't see the cat licking it's own asshole on the casserole so it's as if it never happened
>oh the cat walked through the brownies? just smooth the icing out so it's as if it never happened
>haha look the cat it's rolling around in the refrigerator! let's take a picture and post it on reddit and then pretend it never happened

>>17735383
Quintessential female poster

>>17735194
How come all of them are fat

>>17742501
thats a thin in america

Dogs are white man's best friend, only subhuman trannies and niggers would choose cats over dogs.

>>17742465
>end cut off the root veggies

>>17735383
Toxoplasmosis chad

Holy fuck what ugly """women"""