/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17770738
Is that roast beef or is that some sort of intestine or something gross? I always wondered in these meme threads but never asked before.

>>17770743
Lamb

>>17770748
gotcha, thanks

>>17770738
the heat of container melts the cheese

>>17770738
>>17770748

Who eats this?

>>17771020
Norfmen and scots

>>17770738
>walla

>>17770738
>>17770748
Do Amerifats really?

People eat this stuff? I'd be embarrassed to even order it
>top of the evening cunt, I'd like a box full of garbage that I'm going to eat. Make sure to shit in it it adds flavor

>>17771048

This is a british thing dude

>>17770738
>WALLA
It's spelled "voilà!"

>>17770738
heat from the undertits bent over the box melts the cheese

>>17771151
It's spelled nigger

>>17770738
What the fuck even is this? Un melted cheese on fries, a scattering of onion rings/chicken wings/popcorn chicken? two pizzas, some donair meat, and a salad. Good fucking grief.

>>17771165
It's rent free, that's what it is

>>17771054
This thread's about Munchy Boxes, you're thinking of a Garbage Plate.

looks fucking pathetic. A message to all Americans; don't fall for the 3rd world cope. I lived in Europe and it was fucking grim. Netherlands was the most kike country I ever visited.

>>17770738
>>17770748
Looks delicious, you lot are just coping

>>17770748
I want this

>>17770738
Oh aye lad

oi m8 can' tolk roigh naoh 'v gon tah chippey

>>17771199
why do garbage plates look kinda yum

>>17771205
True also kanker

>>17771151
no you retard thats an instrument

>>17771599
No, that's a viola
nigger

>>17771048
Rent free, as always

I'm surprised we don't have these in the US

>>17771080
How can someone get trolled this easily? It's embarrassing.

>>17771649
you dont have pakis?

>>17771649
same I would have figured out there would have been a chain of these in college towns or something. Giant Box of cheap fried food and greasy meats and cheese and dipping sauces? Like fucking hell it sounds like it'd be a solid business opportunity.

>>17771655
we have schwarma stands and carts and whatnot everywhere, just no one's seemed to get on to the Munchybox market.

You don't eat this stuff on a normal evening. This is when you're wankered after spending 6 hours on the piss and you can't feel your liver anymore.
You can only appreciate it then

>>17771048
I wish we could. Sadly doesn't exist on this side of the Atlantic.

>>17771912
>only 6 hours
faggot

>>17770738
Wrap everything and you get a "french" taco

>>17771912
If you normally have a feeling in your liver you've got a big problem.

>>17770738
Billah

>>17770748
holy shit, how do you ruin lamb?
wait, I just figured it out
>be british

Yeh betta be bringing back one of them fancy boxes wit tha peetser or I'm not even lettin ye ave a whiff o me gash. Yeh got a famly teh feed. Gottah mayek shur yes dotter grows big an strongg

Brits be like
>corr bout to tuck in to this. Proppa scran this. Hope mlord doesn't find out I'm eating this lush or hell have me head

>>17770738
>>17770748
Jesus Christ is this what Americans actually eat?

>>17771227
There used to be an Australian fish and chips joint in Nashville I'd go to on lunch break. The fish was so good and they would wrap it up with the fries which would get extra greasy. I crave it constantly but COVID shut them down. I will never lose my anger that COVID happened, and I will never be convinced that there aren't people responsible for it that need to wind up in a courtroom to be judged by the peers they fucked over.

>>17771151
0/10 go back to troll school

>>17770738
>click on this thread earlier
>get an ad on jewbook for one of these atrocities nearby
holy fuck they're real

>>17773908
>chips
Those are wedges

>>17773908
love the koriander on top
the wedges also look handmade
the shine on the burger glares the camera

>>17773908
That can't possibly weigh 22 lbs.

>>17770738

Factoids, the thread

>>17771043
norf fc here, never seen or heard of this being offered anywhere other than sc*tlxnd

>>17774212
>battered ribs

this doesn't even make sense. you have to take apart the ribs to eat them. surely the breading falls off right?

>>17770748
>halal munchie box
Quintessentially British

>>17774279
I don't get it either and usually I like these. Pizza crunch (pizza deep fried) is also kinda shit too but some people - mostly scots - like it

>>17773908
>jewbook
lmao at the boomer

Munchy boxes are fucking disgusting too. Fish and chips can be delicious when done right but a stinking soggy mess with kebab meat and rotten shit.

>>17770743
sorry American man
It's DONNER NOBEL

>>17771227
looks mint but i would want even more chips

>>17771054
>I'd be embarrassed to even order it
You get it delivered and just act like you have people over when it's dropped off.

>>17774212
The fuk is 1/4 pizza crust that shit looks fried. Is he going to rape me after buying the food? He got that come here look

>>17770738
lunch, dinner, breakfast sorted
simple as

not a munchy box, but I had chips cheese and curry today
a proper sloppa

>>17774768
>1/4 pizza crust
you misread, it's pizza crunch. deep fried, battered pizza. it's a scottish thing

>>17771199
Fookin 'ell you yanks'r alright by me.

desu all the battered items besides fish have been pretty awful
but I'll still try them

I got black pudding
a big heavy log in batter, kinda gross

what's good

as an american, you british blokes are fucked

a month ago it was spamming breakfast threads
now its these gross looking munchy boxes
what the fuck? did we bully the brits too much so now they just shitpost?

>>17774279
Its not that kind of rib. Its formed rib meat. Like a ribwich

2022 -year of the munchy box

>>17774285
literally part & parcel

>>17775888
checked. it's a sign

>>17776018
think i saw UN Gen. Sec. Antonio Gutierres mention that in his joint press conference w/ Russian FM Sergei Lavrov the other arvo. could harly b'leev m'ears doncha know. innit m8. please sir may i have some more

>>17771020
Fat pommy bastards.

>>17774768
He wants to go to town on your munchy box!

>>17770738
Honestly surprised there isn't a munchy box chain in the US or Canada at this point.

I want one desu

>>17774184
It fookin costs twentytu 'ounds ya wanka

>>17771152
I wish I were that box

>>17774285
>Quintessentially British

Introduced by immigrants.

>>17771054
>I'd be embarrassed to even order it

>being so insecure you give a damn what a fast food eating establishments paki owners think of you ordering a food item

Unless you are an obese bastard they'll probably think you're buying to share with family or mates.

>>17770738
We need this in the U.S. We can't let bongs owning the markets on deep fried and bad for your health foods. It's embarrassing.