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My mom's doc said she needs to lose 20 lbs and she does not want cake for mothers day. Should I get her a donut or something as a compromise?

>> No.17812870

>>17812861
stop being a bodyfascist and let her eat the cake

>> No.17812877

Get her a 0 cal monster

>> No.17812886

Get her a gym membership

>> No.17812897

>>17812861
you're supposed to make her something she likes, not a fucking dessert.

>> No.17812916

>>17812861
What about a cupcake. And it's mother's day, let her have a cheat day

>> No.17812962

>>17812861
Give her a creampie.

>> No.17812966 [DELETED] 

>>17812861
Tell your mother to stop eating golemslop

>> No.17812967

>>17812861
that's not your mother

>> No.17812997

>>17812897
People can like dessert

>> No.17812998

She should eat cake on Mother's day and be good after.

>> No.17813024

get that tubby bitch a girdle

>> No.17813066

>>17812861
So you're going to show her appreciation by working against her doctor telling her she's a fucking fat tub of shit?

Kill your mother and yourself


Wa la

>> No.17813796

>>17813066
anon a donut is a1/10 the calories of a cake

>> No.17813801

>>17813796
Your mom doesn't have to eat the entire cake

>> No.17813811

>>17812861
20lbs? Seriously? That's all? Should be pretty easy.

>> No.17813813

>>17813801
I mean, If I had a whole cake just sitting in front of me I'd eat it...

>> No.17813831

>>17813811
She's old and doesnt like going outside because of the feral blacks

>> No.17813839

>>17813831
Tell her to stop eating for a couple of days and then eat normally for a day and then 2-3 mores days of fasting. Only drinking water and taking vitamins

>> No.17813840

>>17813831
same

>> No.17813940

>>17813066
>wa la
Americans are embarrassingly stupid lol

>> No.17813967

>>17812861
Give her a new child.

>> No.17813968

>>17812861
A good dicking will make her lose weight. What time should I pass by?

>> No.17815148

>>17812861
Cook her a healthy delicious meal anon. Make sure to put some love in it

>> No.17815212

>>17813940
Welcome to /ck/ newfag

>> No.17815440

>>17813940
first time on /ck/?

>> No.17816867

>>17813066
based

>> No.17816873

>>17813831
Running from them will be good cardio. Also, why are you allowing your mother to live in such a neighborhood?

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17816877

>>17812861
Put a brother in her anon

>> No.17817649

>>17812861
Why did you post a picture of my mother?

>> No.17817670

>>17812861
give her something long and black that has protein cream