/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17828043
meat

>>17828043
When I make pancakes I make a little cat sized pancake for my cat

>>17828043
sometimes whitefist or salmon. other than that they are perfectly fine with cat food and a morsel of whatever the fuck I am eating at the time.

>>17828043
Sashimi

>>17828052
Blessed post.

>>17828052
wholesome as fuck anon

>>17828043
No because cats eat whatever crap you give them and enjoy it. My cats literally enjoy dry food more than whatever exquisite meal you prepare

I make birdfeed for the birds in the garden if that counts.
One part margarine (or any left over oil or fats that would otherwise go down the landlord's drain) to two parts dry oats. I'll add whatever seeds I have on hand as well. They don't soak up the fat like the oats do so I can just add what I want. In Winter I add peanuts and hempseeds for the extra energy.
I also add a cup of rice to the margarine because the cheap stuff has water in it and I want to soak it up.
As you can see, this batch also has rowans and sunflowerseeds.

i share little bits of whatever i'm eating with my cats. they love bread and potatoes

>>17828043
My sister had a cat that liked cheese puffs. I would not give him a whole puff because I wasn't sure if it was good for him, but I would let him lick my fingers after eating. He made happy noises as he licked them.

>>17828043
I boil some chicken for my cat as a treat or when he's ill, it's his favourite thing in the world

>>17828043
When frozen chicken leg quarters are getting blown out for 30-60 cents/lb in 10/lb bags I get them and boil them up, strip the meat off and add a cup of dry rice along with the meat back to the stock...the rice is more for some body so it all conceals and us easy to spoon out in equal portions.
Works out to about 30-40 cents per same amount in the plastic tubs that cost $2.20 or so, and the dogs go nuts for it mixed with some kibble.
They also each get a special Christmas potato each year from Santa Claus and literally vibrate with excitement when they are being handed out

>>17828085
aaaaaaaa
i love my cat but she hasn't ever sat on my lap, or been affectionate like this in general

>>17828085
tabbies are the best
my little guy started doing this within a week of bringing him home
he would always snuggle between my neck and my chair's headrest

>>17828595
you probably come off as desperate, just play hard to get

>>17828626
nah that's not it
she was a stray, i guess she was treated badly before we took her in

>>17828646
If pic related is your actual cat, calicos are kind of autistic genetic mutants to begin with and tortoiseshells are at the top of that heap- they can be sweet and affectionate but every odd/quirky/fickle/aloof cat behavior a cat can do is dialed up to 11...the flip side is that if/when it does decide to be affectionate it will be equally autistic and no amount of attempts to guide it away from that behavior will work either.

>>17828043
turkey mince and rice for my dog

first cat liked to lick the fudgesicle stick
second cat liked everything
third loved boiled chicken breast
fourth loved everything, mostly bacon
fifth and seventh like little balls of italian bread, eggo waffles, popcorn, seventh also likes pork rinds
sixth doesn't like anything and usually snubs his nose to wet food

>>17828130
do you watch and identify them

>>17828744
I do, but it's not like I really get that many different ones.
Great tits, blue tits, sparrows, crows, rooks, magpies, skylarks, shitloads of fucking starlings, sometimes a goldcrest... It's not very exotic, I'm afraid, but I still enjoy seeing them.

>>17828739
We had a super sweet and affectionate silver tabby who was very dainty and polite when offered treats but would turn absolutely savage when given a chunk of chayote squash (mirliton) and would make these sustained low growls with her ears flattened if you came within four feet of her, exactly like a big cat in the wild being challenged over a kill. Even odder was that she was ambivalent about most meat and refused to eat most fish and all shellfish.

>>17828043
I’ve tried to give my cat plain cooked ground beef, raw tuna, and other meats, but she didn’t like them. She does like deli meat and bacon. She also loves canned tuna and crackers of all kinds, especially goldfish.

>>17828043
When I make jerky I make it a point to give my cat some, he goes crazy for it

>>17828043
my cat can only eat her special kidney food nowadays but we'd give her some meat either before or after making dinner. she would always go crazy for little bits of steak and any fish. she liked everything really. she always wanted to have sausages too but as soon as you put any down for her she wouldn't eat it, no idea why.

>>17829836
your cat likes salt

>>17829836
don't feed her shit with salt retard

a couple of times i've ran out of catfood a day before the groceries are delivered, so i've ordered large portions of tendies to go with a pizza for myself, then after eating off the crumb, gave the chicken to the cats
no complaints

rest of the time i feed them pic related which is surprisingly oil-rich with omegas and etc, but i also throw them chicken bones and they enjoy* pretty much any other cooked meats/fish


*see 'devour'

>>17829932
>>17829991
sorry

>>17830156
Cat's can have little a salami.

>>17830165
how about pepeloni?

>>17830175
Reply hazy, try again.

>>17828587
>special Christmas potato

>>17830165
>>17830175
Animals are just like people. They can have a small amount of anything they shouldn't. That doesn't mean it's healthy and giving them too much won't kill them. In tiny amounts, it's just a little too much sodium and preservatives and there's probably no lasting harm at all.
>>17830156
Cat looks unamused with claws out.

>>17830175
>>17830165
avoid giving salami and pepperoni to cats. anything with nitrates can hurt their kidneys. Also avoid anything infused with spices and onion or garlic.
Its lame but lightly boiled meat is the best thing.

>>17830494
>>17830495
Other than meat, do cats like anything else? My cat likes licking the tub floor after I shower.

>>17828043
I make rice for my dog when her tummy's upset. sometimes when she hangs out with me while I cook I give her a little piece of cheese.

My cat died on Monday

>>17830731
oh no im sorry

I get mackerel pretty cheap from an Asian market, dragon star in saint Paul. When I get one and take the guts out, my Kitty goes wild, loves the liver or spleen or whatever it is that's in a mackerel, eats it raw, turns her nose at the cooked flesh though. Also, whenever we make tuna noodle casserole, she knows she's getting a little bit of canned tuna, and when I make a turkey sandwich, she begs for little bits of "turk turk".

>>17830731
That's sad. Beautiful cat.

>>17830765
>>17830871
thanks frens. i miss him. he liked tuna.

>>17830731
F

>>17830731
f

>>17830731
:(

F

>>17828043
The last thing my dog really ate before he passed was a pork chop I cooked for us :(, I miss that little dog so much
>>17830731
F

>>17828043
good thread

>>17830731
F
It's the worst thing about having a pet, they don't live as long as we do. My childhood dog died years ago, I still cry about it from time to time, really hit me harder than any of my family or friends deaths. I don't know what I will do when my cat dies.

>>17828043
I give the last bite of my peanut butter sandwiches to my dog. My cat and dog both love getting fishy eggs which is just me taking a can of deens, mashing them up with some eggs and cooking until the eggs set for the both of them. I have a couple deens on crackers and they get the rest in their fishy eggs. Can't say fish in my house without the cat instantly sprinting into the room sniffing the air and howling for the Most Holy Fishy Eggs.

>>17831348
>Fishy eggs
I actually eat that for breakfast, deenz and eggs cooked together in a shitty omelet or frittata or whatever. Pretty dank.

>>17830731
Sorry about your cat.

>>17828132
Be careful my evil ass bitch neighbor cat from hell called "flower" died of a heart attack while attacking the vet. She apparently loved bread and potatoes.

>>17830731
Sry for your loss m8
My cat was attacked from a bunch of big birds. I think he fell from a tree because his left back leg didnt work anymore and he just dragged it behind him.

Bros, I hate cats so much, but I recently moved in with my gf and she brought her cat. The past fee days it's been shitting on our rug, outside its litterbox. It makes me want to kill it? Are we fucked, or can we get it to stop?

>>17831927
*few

>>17831927
scoop one of the poopies up
pick up the cat, gently shove its face near the place of the rug, then bring the cat to the litterbox and let her sit there


usually they'll get it, if not you will have to repeat this process.

why are cat """"people""" so revolting?

>>17831927
you're a retard for dating a catfaggot in the first place

>>17832095
Fuck dog people
>hes a nice dog no worries
Proceeds to slobber saliva all over your new jeans and sniffs your asshole

>>17832095
>>17832101
be nice

>>17832105
No >:(

>>17832095

>>17832101
at least they don't live in houses that smell like literal piss and shit

>>17832116
You ever meet a pitbull owner?
It smells like human piss and shit in their house, not cat.

>>17832120
no
i don't hang out with ghetto trash

>>17832116
Cats smell amazing and will poop outside if you let them. They even burry it because they are civilized beeings.

>>17832124
keep your disgusting toxo shitter inside
if i catch it on my property you will never see it again

>>17832129
>implying you own property
>implying you aren't too big of a coward to commit violence
>implying I'd live anywhere near your brown ass
>implying you're athletic enough to catch it to begin with
nice roleplay, what's the background and name of this character so I can keep it consistent

>>17832129
I will fucking salt all your gay plants you bastard

>>17832129
Post pics of your tiny yard you desperately want to protect from cats

>>17832132
>>17832136
not every one is as poor and sad as you

>>17832139
Bruh you live in Appalachia, you're poorer than most black people I've met
Also who browses 4chan on their morning hike? Post your actual yard coward

>>17832143
post more coping and seething

>>17832139
>west virginia poverty dog poster is too fucking stupid to fix the time on his phone

>>17832149
it's another 'low iq american doesn't realize he's not the center of the universe' episode

>>17832162
>he's canadian, fat, poor, and stupid
it keeps getting better
judging by those sausages on your hand and the fact you're Canadian, my cat is in absolutely no danger if it gets near your shack. He'll shit his toxoplasmosis shit all over and you'll be out of breath watching him do it fatty

>>17832175
i've shot, trapped and drowned more than a few cats in my life time
it doesn't take a lot of physical exertion, honestly

>>17832175
cats are the official pet for poor people
i suspect you're projecting a lot of your insecurities

>>17832180
lmao no the fuck you haven't roleplay-kun
your juggalo friends probably said they have and you say you do too fit in with them

>>17832184
haven't had any cats come by for a while thankfully but next time i catch one i will dispatch it extra inhumanely just for you :)

>>17832182
that right?
JaMarcus running around with his british short-hairs?
fucking clown

actually dreamed last night I considered giving my pet cat* the last of my mince I had intended cooking for myself when I had nothing to give it

*I've never even had a pet cat. this is a recurring stress dream I have where my old dogs are alive or some npc dog and sometimes cat or both and at the end I suddenly realise I haven't fed them in like a week for some reason and I start panicking
I'm sure theres some deeper meaning to it as I'd never have forgotten to feed my dogs like some fucking drug addict or something

>>17828052
Based, I do the same for each of my 3 rats and serve it to them on a plate at the table

>>17832188
we both know you won't fat man

>>17832192
imagine being scared of pitbulls and men named jamarcus
just move out of the ghetto you're clearly not built for this life

>>17832182
Maybe Dontavius here just keeps his cat at home

>>17832196
you've been wrong about everything so far
what makes you so sure?

>>17832192
>>17832203
imagine being so intimidated by black people with pit bulls you have a folder dedicated to them

>>17832205
you're a fat poor Canadian role-playing on 4chan, it's a safe bet to assume you cry when someone talks too loud at you, let alone act with any sort of violence

>>17832139
> Those sausage fingers
Lmao

>>17832212
i'm generally nonviolent but something about cats brings out my inner sadist

>>17832218
yeah, the fact that you can abuse them without them abusing you back
coward

>>17832218
>something about cats brkng out my inner sadist
now I know you're trolling typing some corny shit like that
I bet you have a totally dark and twisted sense of humor, and that you're loyal to a fault so I better not mess with your friends

>>17832219
there are lots of small defenseless animals that i pay no mind to
cats are souless demonic entities that deserve nothing but pain and suffering

>>17832231
It doesnt have to be like that man

>one single low effort post was enough to derail this thread into psycopathic shitflinging between dogfags and catfags

honestly at this point i'm convinced the only normal people are the ones who like both or neither

>>17832241
if that shitten was in my car i would drive fast and slam on the brakes making it go flying until it died
you don't understand how much i hate cats

>>17832252
lmao no you wouldnt

>>17832193
Your dogs are hungry and your subconscious is letting you know. Give more between meal treats.

>>17832256
i definitely would
but i don't imagine a scenario where i would allow a disgusting cat in my car in the first place
more likely i'd just drive over it

>>17832264
What makes someone dive this deep into their roleplay to keep going like this? we all know you won't harm one, so why act "tough" online?
Did your mom's boyfriend call you gay once because you tried to pet a stray?

>>17832271
Maybe he tried to pet one and it smelled his disgusting oger hand and ran away

>>17832277
>all it takes is one bad sniff

>>17832208
>black people
>black
>people

>>17832271
im not acting tough
i already said i'm not violent
but cats are disease spreading vermin and pest control is a normal part of property maintenance

>>17832311
so he DID call you gay.
And that seems to have stuck with you.
So why the roleplay? Is it just the pent up rage of wanting to pet the cat, but you don't want your step-dad to think your a home?
Is it because cats don't like to be near you and you resent them for it, just like the women you stalk?
Is it because one tried to eat the burger out of your hand?

>>17832324
this is just a lot of projection that doesn't apply to me at all, sorry
if your cat helps you deal with the pain your step dad caused i love that for you, all i'm asking is that you don't allow it to wander on my property

>>17832311
weird that you think of cats this way because to me cats are themselves pest control. people keep em around to hunt vermin that might get into food pantries and animal feed and what not. and afaik people have used them like that historically too
we just had to make sure they couldn't get at the chickens but that's easily doable with a wire fence around the chicken pen

>>17832355
saying "no, YOU were the one whose step-dad called them gay when they tried to pet the cat" isn't a good way to cope fatty.
Sorry that I've brought up this emotional damage, but you really need to seek help if you spend your free time role-playing being violent towards cats online to try to look tough.
And seriously, put down the Faygo, you're fat as shit and it's grossing everyone out.

>>17832143
Lol morning hike... He's obviously behind glass there you blind faggot.

>>17832370
cats are actually shit at pest control and generally attract vermin more than anything

>>17832471
most braindead post 2022

>>17828043
Chopped up mixed vegetables for parrots.

>>17832478
>most braindead post 2022

>>17830696
Mine goes nuts for canned spinach

>>17830696
Cheese & Butter

>>17832355
How long are you going keep this larp going? I can see your bloated face turning red from here

>>17832526
i will continue culling cats as long as they continue too trespass due to negligent owners

I made chocolate fondue last night with marshmellow cookies and I let my cat lick the bowl, he really liked it, got it all over his whiskers so cute

>>17832547
>he's still pretending
Give it a rest chubster
nobody believes you, and you sounds stupid

>>17831309
While this is more of an /an/ post. I always wish I could have a pet owl. Heard that they can be similar to dogs and cats.

>>17832556
lmao i wish i was as stupid as you
imagine thinking people don't kill cats because you love your cat

>>17832569
>he keeps roleplaying

>>17832582
do you actually think that people don't exterminate vermin?
lmao

>>17832592
not you, fatty larper
you don't have the gumption, athletic ability, or will to harm an animal

>>17832604
you make it seem like killing cats requires some superhuman ability? i promise it's easy as fuck

>>17832622
why would I take your word? you've literally never done it fatass

>>17832471
interesting how in one thread cat haters will claim they're literally genociding bird species and in another they'll claim they can't catch shit
and how exactly do they attract vermin? what's the logic here?

>>17832630
i don't care if you believe me
it seems like you're a city dwelling soy who thinks that killing cats involves literally becoming a cat and chasing coming at them at their level but actually a morbidly obese person can easily shoot them from a veranda or drown kittens en masse because they're quite simple stupid creatures

>>17832638
birds aren't vermin
cats and rodents are
cats kill birds and attract rodents
the logic is pretty simple

>>17832643
you most certainly do not shoot them canadian
>killing kittens en masses
strangest roleplay I've seen on this board

>>17832651
ah, so cats are efficient killing machines but only for flying things like birds. they don't chase rodents, who can't fly. i see
and in fact cats attract rodents, am i getting this right? i don't think i've ever seen this claim before. and how do they do that?

>>17832661
this but unironically
yes cats are great at killing birds
that's why they need to be put down

>>17832674
but you still haven't said how they attract rodents.
first of all do you actually believe that or are you just flailing about and shitposting?

>caturday thread happens
>edgy faggots spill out of their parent's basement to proudly type how they would remove all cats that they could find
You know, just because you cannot get biological female pussy doesn't mean you need to try and attack something that shares the pussy nickname.

>>17832661
Cats kill birds because they'd fly away otherwise. Cats keep rodents alive to play around with them, letting them go and catching them again.

>>17832685
cat filth attracts rodents
i don't need to write a thesis about it

>>17832699
>predator smell attracts prey
another simply brilliant post from the great minds of /ck/

>>17832711
stinky cat food and toxoplasmosis shit absolutely attracts rodents
it's not 1570 anymore we have better ways to deal with vermin

>>17832730
rodents can smell the food you eat and store too, moron and predator shit does not attract its prey
holy shit you are a fucking retard of amazing proportions, i thought you were trolling at first but you are literally retarded

>>17832699
could you take your autism somewhere else? you're not triggering anyone, and the urge to kill animals is a sign for mental illness, as most psychopath share this trait.

also its factually wrong, rats avoid cat territoriums if possible, since they have a primal fear of being a toy for a otherwise sated and bored pack of cats

>>17832738
i store my food in a way that rats and cats can't access it
>>17832746
if i wanted to attract a bunch of diseased vermin like rats and cats i would put a stinky shit box and cat food out for them

>>17828052
cute

>>17830731
F

>>17830731
F

>>17832674
>wild cat catches a bird to eat like any other predator
NOOOOOO HECKIN’ MONSTERINO STOP ITTTTT DIE DIE DIE
>dogs maul thousands of innocent people to death every year
well clearly the toddler did something to provoke the pupperino so if you think about it it’s really the 2 year old child’s fault that he got his throat ripped out by a pitt bull

Why are dogfags like this?

>>17832761
>Diseased vermin
Like stray dogs?

>>17831927
Your fault for not saying clearly you don't want animals in your home.

My cat's a little weirdo who refuses to touch human food no matter what, so I give her treats whenever I'm eating dinner

>>17830731
sleep well, kitters

>>17828052
bless

>>17833068
cats kill more babies with their diseased shit than dogs ever will

>>17832558
I recently had an owl fly into my garage for the first time in the 19 years we've lived here. Didn't even know there were owls in this part of the country. I went outside and saw it in the garage, it flew into the ceiling a few times, then it stared at me, then it flew away and I never saw it again. Pic related

>>17828043
I make my dogs a steak every year as a Christmas present.

>>17830696
>my cat likes licking the tub floor after I shower
Your cat is a pervert

>>17830731
R.I.P to a beautiful kot

>>17828052
your cat is likely going to die from too much bread. Enjoy!

>>17828043
Cats tend to be fond of bread because they like the taste of yeast. It's actually added to a lot of cat food for flavour.
My cat likes dried anchovies/iriko.

my cat goes insane for cooked chicken. literally insane scratching up the walls, screaming his lungs out until i give him some. He will even try and jump INTO the pantry. And when I give him some he acts like HE caught it, like it's a wild animal and will run away with the chicken piece in its mouth and guard it. fucking spastic retard. dumb cat wont even let me pet it, and has NEVER shown me affection. But we've come to get along quite nicely. Frankly I don't even want to pet it or even be it's owner, so it's more like we just share a living space, except I provide it's food. Pretty good deal for him and for my part I get to call him names constantly like "faggot" and "nigger" (he's black).

>>17837212
nothing more pathetic and cringe than a man with a cat story

>>17831325
As someone who lost a couple of pets in his life due to old age, unironically get a new pet as fast as possible and make new memories. Moping around won't help. Bonus points if you go to a shelter.

>>17830731
Good.

>>17828044
>do you cook your pets
yes

>>17828130
why do birds like leftover oil and suet
it doesn’t seem like a natural part of their diet

>>17837455
Birds eat insects and small animals, so a taste for fat isn't weird.

>>17837455
seeds usually have a lot of oils as well

>>17832558
owls are based, by far my favorite birb

The only food my cat is remotely interested in is canned tuna, and she'll only eat a nibble or two before she loses interest

>>17837455
Funfact: there is no such thing as an herbivore. Prey animals are all opportunistic carnivores. They aren't against eating other animals, they're just not interested in or capable of the violence getting meat usually requires.

t. has hours worth of trail cam footage of rabbits and deer eating roadkill

>>17837984
show one second
bovines can easily defeat predators but only eat grass

>>17828052
Vrrrrry nice!
Try topping with a little caviar sometime.

>>17830731
I'm sorry anon.

>>17832139
>That fatfuck hand
>those nails bitten down to the quick
>clearly underage dumbfuck kid
This faggot shows up in every cat bread---He's MOAR of an attention whore than most women.
IGNORE the retarded FatFuck.

>>17828085
this cat has no right being this cute wtf im nearly tearing up and im a grown man

>>17830731
:(
damn

I just want the best for my cats all the time bros

do cats piss and shit in the house? ive wanted a cat for years, but have always been afraid of the cat pissing and shitting in the house. that old image of the cat standing on the stove it just pissed all over is the main reason for this

>>17837186
>Your cat is likely going to die
Please show me your immortal cat

>>17828043
My mom boils a couple of chicken breasts for her dog because it would starve itself to death before eating dog food.

>>17838707
yes and so will a dog or any kind of animal you keep in your house
cats WILL make your house smell like shit, you just get used to it after a while

>>17838707
That's what litterboxes are for, covered ones with a door/filter and frequently cleaned cat litter will not really smell. Placement of the litter box is also key. (or, if you let them outside, they will likely shit/piss there).

>>17837186
if your cat even LOOKS at something that isn't cat food you're a cat murderer

>>17837225
kys

>>17839169
open air dirt toilet isn't a sanitary waste solution

>>17840637
Unless you live on rocky terrain, they will bury it.

>>17828125
My cats are picky as fuck they won't eat a lot of kinds of wet food

>>17828125
>My cats literally enjoy dry food more than whatever exquisite meal you prepare
that's by design, moron.

>>17840672
"bury it" isn't a sanitary waste solution

>>17840692

shut it autist, the food you eat is fertilized with cattle poop anyways
you're LITERALLY full of bullshit.

>>17828043

>>17841751
>grabs seagull
>returns to the cat cave
Efficient little killer.

>>17841763
they're terrifying even when you're a big guy.
had one get angry at me and jump me at face height with claws out.

>>17841709
I wish i was this comfy

>>17842709
>domesticated dogs: "I loves ya, massa...."
>domesticated cats: "Your lap is warm but I have no reservations over eating you if you die."

My cat likes the smoked turkey scarps I get from work

>>17828043
i save bacon fat and pour it on my dog's food. not really cooking for him, but i save the bacon fat specifically for him he loves me for that.

been doing some r&d on a rabbit-friendly "pizza" recipe

tough part is keeping the sugar low while maintaining a good flavor profile

>>17838707
Never been in a cat persons place and couldn't tell they had cats immediately by smell. They go nose-blind I guess.

of course, im neither poor nor a savage. i feed them raw or rare meats typically 3-5 times a week. they have what im having, lamb, pork, chicken, fish, beef just without the seasonings.

>>17828595
that sucks, anon. my cat is so lovey-dovey (and on my lap right now) that i have to put him out of the room when i need to work. he's a real sweetie

>>17828043
Oat sloppa with broccoli spinach and proteins
for a dog

>>17831927
You hate cats so you should be killed anyway

>>17832643
You are a subhuman fuck if you drown kittens

>>17832095

>>17832139
fat retard kys

>>17832643
I have no issue with killing animals. I do have an issue with drowning them when there are so many easy ways to make it quick and painful instead.
Your time is not so precious that you can't spend a few seconds more per kitten to give them a knock with a hammer or something. If it were, you wouldn't be posting here.

>>17828052
>toxoplasmosis gondii

>>17828044
I gave cooked chicken thighs to a stray kitty I adopted. She ate everything including the bone.

>>17828043
We share.
I do the cooking, we do the eating. I use a toilet, he shits wherever.