/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Also up to a year is acceptable.

>>17868731
Honey

Do the pouches last longer than cans?

The year is 2050 and the world has collapsed, a man with long hair cracks open the last can of tuna. With a tear rolling down his eye he let's out a sad
>Oh, nice hiss

>>17868731
Hardtack
Salted/dehydrated meats
Pickled and canned vegetables

The best way to "preserve" food though is to keep it living, i.e. having a garden and some reproducing livestock

canned chickpeas/beans

>>17868982
for me, it's instamash

Canned fish
Canned tomatoes
Canned baked beans
Canned soups
Rice
Pasta
Powdered milk
Various dried herbs and spices
Meats can usually be frozen for a year

>>17868731
fresh long pig

>>17868731
freeze dried
canned
jarred
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not mayonnaise
in fact a jar of mayonnaise doesn't last 2 days in this house

Plain (not "egg") matzoh keeps for a very long time, if you keep it dry, and keep the mice away. (Not Jewish, but the store once had it on sale after Passover, and I figured it would work as emergency rations.)

>>17868731
Your best bet for long term survival is to create an underground grow room

>>17869331
When I'm making the shopping list I'll ask my wife what to get and she'll say "obviously mayonnaise" but it's already on the list because we put mayonnaise on everything.

>>17869351
Powered by what? Hope?

>>17869544
Burning waste and keeping the kids on bicycles to power the lights and earn their weekly potato

the janitor is trying to censor me but I am here to declare - my asshole itches when I sleep at night!

>>17869562
>silenced by jannies
>itchy asshole
>barges into thread with off topic post
>probably gonna get b&
>refuses to elaborate

>>17868750
>implying he doesn't have a stockpile of ration packs thatll last him through at least 2073

>>17868731
Twinkies

>>17868731
Pemmican

>>17868731
Grow taters