/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17875958
Stop smoking pot while watching king of the hill then making threads about what some gag was about asshlle

>>17875966
>food challenges only exist in cartoons
get fucked

I did the 1 pound cheese burger at Cheeseburger Cheeseburger on Sanibel Island.

>>17875966
Fuck off, retard.

only ever restauraunt I've been to that had one was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvkWkEdxfw0
didn't do the challenge but it was good pizza

I did the Hot Ones challenge with some friends once.
It was his birthday and he was a big fan of the show, so we set up a series of interview questions from his childhood and ate alongside him.

Da Bomb is as genuinely awful as people claim. But props to Hot Ones, their speciality sauces tasted great even when I was fucking dying.

My family (of 4) bought 50 tacos from taco bell about 15 years ago to see if we could eat them all in one sitting. We called it "50 Taco Sunday" and made a little banner as well. There are pictures somewhere, but we're all a bit ashamed of that moment where we thought that was a good idea.

>"Food challenge"
No, I'm not obese.

>>17875958
yes, on accident
i ordered a really really big burger with a massive serving of fries and at it all by myself and the staff was surprised that i managed to eat it all alone and i wasn't waiting for anyone

No, I am not mentally retarded.

We went to a burrito place that served a, idk how big, maybe it was like a 3lb burrito or something? It was the size of an actual child. One hour it eat it or pay $45. Guy who got it made it 3/4 through before having to quit.

Quite a few of them. I have done OMAD for most of my life (just a preference, I never bought into the recent health memes) and for a while I was bulking so I got accustomed to eating really huge meals in one sitting. Most food challenges were cake for me during this period, and in my opinion they really aren't that extreme. If you can eat 2-3 large pizzas or roughly 5000 calories in one meal you can handle like 95% of food challenges out there.

At one point I started doing them relatively frequently and started to think I was hot shit. I mentioned this to a girl at my old job whose family owned a pizzeria a few towns over from mine. And she said her family has a pizza challenge that's so hard, only like 10 people ever got their names on the wall in the whole history of the restaurant. I told her I bet it would be easy and I'd go there this weekend to handle it. So I went there and said I'm here for the challenge, and a few guys started laughing because apparently they'd been waiting for me and they were ready to knock me down a peg. I had a seat and waited, and let me tell you, what they brought out was absolutely fucking inhuman. The challenge was an entire disco fries pie, it was a deep dish pizza about 20 inches across and, I shit you not, 2 inches thick, with three orders of fries and gravy piled on top. It must've been the equivalent of four normal large pies. AND I had to eat an order of garlic knot sliders, they were four garlic knots each cut in half and made into little burgers, but they were not even fucking "sliders" by any stretch of the imagination because they were like double the size of regular garlic knots and so heavy and slopping with grease. Each was about the weight of a quarter pounder. I didn't even get halfway through this insane meal before throwing in the towel and leaving that place in shame. I learned a real lesson in humility that day: there is always going to be a pizza too big for you to eat.

I basically make my living doing this. Everytime I go to a restaurant I eat for free. The waiters and managers always get pissed off when they see me walk in but they can't legally prevent me lol.

Yep, 1kg burrito at mad mex. Did it 2 years in a row, both on my lunch break. Thing is the size of a baby. Pretty enjoyable experience, just have to swallow so much rice and beans that it's padded out with. Remember them fondly, the sense of satisfaction afterwards is hard to match, but I think I'd die if it became a habit.

>>17876198
Competitive eating is a legitimate sport, and competitive eaters are athletes, even if you think it's crude and low class. Nobody who's really good at eating is obese, you actually have to be in good shape to handle that kind of abuse to your body in the long term. Plus obesity reduces your stomach capacity since it has less room to expand.
Look up any professional eaters, you'll find that they're surprisingly fit.

>>17875958
A local burger place had this challenge where you needed to finish a dinner plate sized burger, fries, and iced tea within 15 minutes. You get a free combo meal and a t-shirt if you win it, and if you lose you have to pay for the whole meal which was about $35 in burger currency. Me and my buddies decided to try it for fun and we all managed to complete it within 10 minutes. After that almost everyone else who tried it were also winning, so they added an extra patty to the burger, triple scoops of fries, and replaced the iced tea with a large soft drink of your choice.

>>17876599
>legitimate sport
>athletes

>>17876081
>It was his birthday and he was a big fan of the show
I sure hope he's a child, because I can't imagine a well adjusted adult wanting a hot sauce interview show themed birthday.

>props to Hot Ones, their speciality sauces tasted great
Wow, the show that is all about hot sauce managed to make a decent sauce? that is truly amazing.

honestly, you and your friend should both be lined up and shot. you clearly offer no value to society.

>>17875958
I did the 1kg schnitzel challenge in a German restaurant. It comes with 1kg of fries and 1 litre of beer. You have an hour to do it, I got 3/4 through it and couldn't fit another bite in. I was fucked for days after that. Wouldn't recommend.
The trick is to eat FAST before your body sends the brain the signal it's full. You watch all the competitive eaters and they slam it ultra fast for this reason.

>>17876721
It's as legitimate as e-sports and e-sport athletes.

>>17875958
I ate a 1kg burrito to get a luchadore mask. It wasn't difficult at all it was just an excuse for the restaurant to make you pay more than twice as much for only double the ingredients you would normally get. But damn it was good eatin

>>17876721
Yes

I did one once at a sushi place we were at for a family birthday. I am not a sushi fan but they had a challenge to eat 5 pieces of sushi that got increasingly hotter. If you win your table eats for free and all that. I did it just to get the meal for free and then ordered grilled chicken over rice with hot sauce. It wasn’t terribly hot, but I like spicy food so I did it.
I don’t think I would ever try a challenge where the point is to eat a gross amount of food. But one with a regular amount of food and the challenge is the spice/heat level is fun once every few years if you are in the right place at the right time.

Though not some actual challenge from the restaurant, me and some friends got some monster burgers from A&W, ten patty burger, and the manager there said if we finished it we can keep the mugs.
We finished them and all ended up feeling like shit for a few days afterwards, but hey got a big A&W mug.

>>17876772
Is there a rule that you have to chew it for a certain amount of time or something? You could eat 5 pieces of sushi in less than a minute before the heat even hits you.

>>17876737
Shut up fattard.

>>17876802
Nope just no water for 10 minute after and no eating anything else for those 10 minutes.

>>17875958
No, I'm not a fat American fixated on the size of my meal.

>>17876599
>Competitive eating is a legitimate sport

Sport is defined as a thing where people exert energy by running around and doing things.
Not standing or sitting and fucking eating.

Americans are so retarded, if they think shit like this is actually a sport.

>>17876728
No, it wasn't a German restaurant.
It was an American German-themed restaurant, get that straight.
No restaurant in Germany would ever do that.
Fuck me, Americans are stupid.

Can someone explain to me why euros are butthurt 24/7?

>>17877027
Proper gander

>>17876723
You're trying way, way too hard to fit in anon.
I get this whole "anonymous" thing is new to you but hopefully the novelty will wear off eventually. Getting this offended over something this inconsequential is unbecoming.

>>17877001
t. advanced autism

>>17876989
A sport is "an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment."

I will accept that "esports" and chess are not really sports, though I respect those activities I would rather call them games. Even darts is really more of a game because it's not physically taxing, though that's a gray area. But competitive eating involves physical activity and is physically demanding, and just being fat does not make you good at eating big, it requires very focused and strict training of the body. It's definitely a sport.

>>17877027
why can't mutts handle the banter?

>>17876737
>It's as legitimate as e-sports and e-sport athletes.
So it's illegitimate

>>17877027
It's mostly Australians, and it always has been.

>>17875958
i've done one at this BBQ restaurant in the city a few times. they bring out a dustbin lid filled with a fuckload of different meats, plus some other shit like a big pot of slaw, BBQ beans with pulled pork, and french toast. ironically i never did it because i wanted a challenge, but because it's not actually too expensive and you get to try just about everything they have on the menu. other than that i did one with my dad at a pub one time where they had huge trays of deep fried goodness for a criminally low price.

>>17876989
You suck at definitions. The state of europoor education, folks.

>>17876723
big cringe

>>17877399
No it's fuckin not

>>17875958
my food challenge was seeing how long i could go without eating in HS
i made it a week

I once wanted to try a vegfag big king xxl and a normal one for comparison but changed my mind last second and so I ended up with two big king xxls which I devoured both, it was quite a lot desu

hot take

>>17875958
>Senior year of high school, probably 17 or so
>There's a McDonalds a block from school
>The class lanklet manlet (maybe 5'5" at best, couldn't be over 140) announces that he's going to eat 6 McChicken combos over lunch as fast as he can
>All the class clown type dudes egg him on, except one dude who does the math and realizes this can only end in failure
>At least 20 people show up to watch the manlet scarf down his McChickens, he actually manages to do it all within the short lunch period
>On the way back to class he has a thousand yard stare but everyone's too busy cracking jokes to notice
>After getting back to class, the teacher's maybe gotten a minute of lecture in before the manlet drags a trashcan over to him and quietly begins puking
>Teacher completely ignores it and keeps talking
Six McChickens was a fun day.

>>17875958
Texas 72oz steak at this steak house in the middle of nowhere
Pluckers fire in the hole 21 wings

I won the latter challenge. I don't go out of my way to eat spicy food as much anymore because I burned my stomach lining a bit too much

I once attempted to eat 100 Peeps.

A place in my home town had a 2 pound burger challenge. Four 1/4 lb patties, toppings, bun, fries and a pickle. Got it done but felt very gross afterwards. Won a coupon for another 2 pound burger meal.

>>17879798
>2 pound burger challenge.
>Four 1/4 lb patties
Plus a pound worth of toppings...?

>>17876142
That is based as chuck

>>17879803
Sorry. I have the dumb today. Four 1/2 lbs burgers.

I won a pizza eating contest when I was younger at a Cicis ate like 32 slices, everyone else puked.

>>17876558
>the waitresses took turns fucking you and got the meal free

>>17877001
I'm not American. I used metric. Fuck me you're retarded. I've never been to that shit hole USA. Why the fuck would the German restaurant I went to be American German. Fucking spastic faggot.

>>17877695
>He doesn't know

>>17877027
They jelly becsuse they just watch and hear about us all day

>>17881465
Nobody does or cares, that's the point.

>>17881683
>"I don't care what you think", he says, as he posts on an American website

>>17875958
My friends did a wing eating competition at a place that offered unlimited wings on a certain day. They were not pleased, 5 dudes eating like 50 wings each

>>17875958
Food challenges are fucking gay and gays should be put to death.

>>17877399
>>17877695
Just be impressed than an american is aware of a world outside of america at all and move on

>>17881690
>Japanese owned
>hosted on servers in London

>>17882243
GR#1, newfriend.
Doesn't matter where you're from, you operate under US law when you post here

>>17882237
Yes, we know, you're chronically upset that we forgot you exist.

>>17876723
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed

I once ate a whole sleeve of saltines without any drink.

>>17876989
>Sport is defined as a thing where people exert energy by running around and doing things.
What is the sport of Chess for 500 Euros

>>17876599
It's pretty disgusting to watch though.

>>17878567
>my three-for-free is evolving!

>>17876142
That put a smile on my face.

>>17875966
>stop smoking pot while watching King of the hill
Alright, mother fucker. I'm open to suggestions for how else I should be spending my days off, but something tells me you don't know how to have a good time

>>17875992
Wouldn't that just be like having 4 quarterpounders? Not saying it's easy, but I would best most people could do it

>>17876587
To be fair their challenge sounds stupid, like something a 5 year old would come up with.

>>17875958
I did the buffalo wild wings Blazin' challenge. It was easy as fuck. I got a shirt for it.

>>17875966
koth is gospel you philistine

>>17884254
I did the blazin' challenge and fucking hated it.
Finishing a wing every 30 seconds is a terrible idea. I
t's not even an issue of spice, that's just a straight up choking hazard.

I ate 7 fried egg croissants from Dunkin’ a couple years ago and got heart palpitations from it

I did this one

>>17875958
I once did a 5lb BBQ challenge. Fucking hated myself afterwards.

>>17884856
did you have to eat sides too?
or just bbq

Food challenges are for the mentally retarded

>>17884961
2 sides were included, I got coleslaw and IIRC beans.

>>17884101
if you had a woman, you would have constructive plans for the day. if you don't have a woman, that's a big hint on how to spend your free time.

>>17875958
At my old office wagie job, I had just gotten promoted to the lowest level of supervisor.
The very first day the office had a food challenge to entertain the other wagies. All the "leaders" had to stand in front of the 100 employees and eat a series of gross foods in sequence. Some of them were fine, like cow tongue from the deli, but there was also a "thousand year egg" that was gross as fuck.

>>17876723
kys newfag, there's a difference between being edgy and being an asshole, this is a hobby board not /b/

>>17875958
>Have you ever done a food challenge at a restaurant (or on your own at home for fun)?

ive only found one at a restraunt that isn't spicy shit and is plausibly doable nearby me.

here's a clip of a guy beating it and I believe the timer for winning is under 10 minutes. i've never done an eating challenge desu. https://youtu.be/9VX_kjlJukk

>>17876081
Kys faggot. Fucking loser do you want a knife in your throat?

>>17876592
Well they could easily prevent you by saying "you can only complete this challenge once". Fucking idiot. So now we know you're lying, don't we cunt? You fat fucking loser. So pathetic you have to lie on 4chan lmao kys fucking kys

>>17885045
You jelly belly, hun?


>>17876081
Sounds like a good time actually. Seems funny and genuine.

>>17885045
see
>>17885021

>>17884113
Arguably less since you wouldn't be getting as much bread as 4xQPs. The wall of fame that hate ate it was packed and gets refreshed often so it isn't really that much of a challenge.

>>17885021
>le le being le edgy!
>le le being le asshole!
>le le le hobby board!

Please fuck off back to redit or better yet kys. Noone gives a shit about what you ate for lunch, boring bastard.

>This thread

>>17876142
My family would never. How fucking fat are you all? The aristocracy prevails

>>17876142
>12.5 tacos each
that's a fairly small portion of taco bell for the average person, I'd say?

>>17875958
no

>>17876565
>3lb burrito
>size of an actual child
Well which was it?

>>17876598
What babies do you know that weigh only 1kg?

>>17881465
Yeah it's called nigger fatigue

>>17875958
I'm not a fat amerimutt

>>17886539
Obsessed

There is a bar near me that I love. They have a burger challenge I always want to do
>THE BEAST
Over one-pound of fresh ground beef, topped with three slices of cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion on our special artisan roll. Finish the beast and get an “i conquered the beast”t-shirt!
$17
Also I could do 3/4 pic related by myself

>>17886550
They are insane

>>17886626
I thought the point of food challenges was that you get the food for free if you eat it all

>>17886630
It's more for the novelty

>>17886630
The point is bragging rights.
Giving a free meal to your fattest clients is a terrible business model.

>>17879787
100 Pepsis. Yeah, sure.

>>17886026
Both my wife's and my gf's. My wife's is the oldest, obviously. I only started seeing my gf when my wife was too pregnant to comfortably fuck.

>>17876081
You all sound like a bunch of soyboy faggots. Fuck you and fuck your "youtube celebrities". Fucking disgusting times we live in, people like you should be withdrawn from society and whipped until you become normal people.

>>17876081
You sound like a great pal anon good work for being a real nigga to your mates

>>17876081

>>17887075
why is that the face your making to his post?

>>17884321
And?

>>17886654
>YouTube celebrities
... Are you retarded?

>>17875958
do amerifats really?

>>17879787
It's mathematically impossible for a human to eat 100 peeps.

>>17885527
And cringe again

I was traveling through Indiana for work and stopped at some random bar. They had a "Hall of Flame" challenge so I went for it. I had to eat 12 of their hottest wings without any drink in under 10 minutes or something like that. It wasn't too bad considering I recreationally breed extra spicy jalapenos to eat at home. My nose was runny afterward. I got a t-shirt (still wear it) and my photo on the wall. I spent an extra half hour on the toilet the following morning and didn't trust any farts.

I got the XXXL burger from Fat Burger, I guess they put your name on the wall if you finish it or something. It wasn't much of a challenge on an empty stomach.
>>17886626
The one I ate was a pound and a half of ground beef, I'm sure you can handle that one.

>>17875958
I like simple food challenges that seem plausible, like drinking a gallon of milk in an hour. Everybody thinks they can do it and then they projectile vomit.

>>17885757
At the time, only my mom, but over time my dad has gained some weight. Not obese, just overweight. Brother and I are both normal sized, around 180 lb.
>>17885904
I was like 13, that's a lot of tacos for a child.

>>17876081
I miss having friends =[
I'm not even that old, but making friends after college has proven a challenge.

>>17889521
You seem alright, anon.

>Have some friends, one of them gets a bunch of those one chip challenges for everyone at the store
>I'm normally decent with spicy food so sure I'll try it
>Eat it, didn't expect it to be as spicy as it was. Drink like a gallon of milk after
>All's done
>Go home a couple of hours later, laying in bed and browsing /v/
>Feels like a goddamn bomb hit my gut
>Oh sweet jesus nobody told me what would happen when it hit my intestines
>Basically screaming in pain, naked on my bed, sweating and asking god to kill me
>Genuinely don't know if I'm going to survive
>finally shit it out after like an hour
>Basically molten lava
>get a text not even one minute after doing so from someone else that did the challenge
>"hey you good bro?"

>>17875966
The fuck is your problem?

>>17875966
The person the hands that typed this post belongs to is flamingly homosexual and more than likely has and never will make coitus with anything that breathes.
I ate a big ass burger with fries got a t-shirt that was too small and a Polaroid of me looking baked hanging on a wall. It's amazing how much you can eat if you train constantly.

>>17888017
The sugar would dissolve in his stomach.

I always wanted to try that one from Man vs Food where he has to eat a bunch of dishes from an Italian place near Niagra Falls. IIRC it was Spaghetti and meatballs, chicken parm, lasagna, Stromboli, ravioli, a whole loaf of garlic bread, salad, Italian wedding soup, and some apple crisp with vanilla ice cream. Looked delicious.

>>17889838
>no mention of going to the bathroom
Did you shit your bed?

>>17876198
I've got a food challenge for you. Put something in your mouth besides your dad's cawk