/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17936263
I think like 2% of McDonalds customers actually order a Big Mac ever

>>17936265
Where did you get that number from?

>>17936263
first one
Dave's Doubles > Big Mac

>>17936263
i'm an american and i've never had a big mac

>>17936277
>i've never had a big mac

McDonald's is disgusting.

>>17936263
Well if you kill yourself, then you still won't have any big macs ever again.

>>17936265
No, McDs makes a large chunk of their sales in Big Macs, second only to fries.

>>17936297
but you won't be there to experience not getting a big mac ever again

>>17936263
I haven't eaten a big mac since 2009. It's not that difficult.

>>17936263
Loved big macs when they were cheaper and bigger.

>>17936347
You cant assure me that

>>17936300
>calls itself a big mac
>isn't big
Get whopped

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>>17936263
I'd rather eat a big mac while killing you

>>17936263
when i was a kid id say i choose death but i found out you can literally buy the big mac sauce so i can jsut make my own

>>17936362
you can't assure me that there's no big macs in heaven so I guess we're at a stalemate

>>17936410
I'm thinking God is more of a Burger King kinda guy

when this shit was cheap, it was fine, but now big mac meals are like 10 bucks so you'd have to be a dumb fuck to still be eating mcdonalds

>>17936300
No. No it doesn't.

>>17936367
I really was going to ask why someone would program an AI to shitpost on 4chan but now that the curtain has been pulled back, I no longer need to.

I don't know what that is.I make my burgers at home.I think you're the one that should kill himself for thinking life without some MC food is not worth lifting.Someone should put the dogs on you,I am actually hoping you strave

>>17936518
***starve.broken fucking phone

>>17936263
Can it be both?

>>17936263
I haven't had a big mac since high school. I would be fine not eating one again.

>>17936263
mm let me get behind her skirt instad and huff those progenic female fart gasses mmmhhh oh yeah food is so overrated when you can smell girl odour

>>17936263
Tough call
I hate big macs but I am also very suicidal.

>>17936263
>>never ever ever eat a big mac again
Am I allowed the homemade big macs that I fix for myself?

I'm a quarter pounder guy. I'll manage.

>>17936777
>777
checked

>>17936796
that's not a big macs

>>17936453
I know people that order takeaway every day through delivery apps.

>>17937738
Three of my girlfriends do this, but it's not McDonalds it's always much newer franchises like Zambrero or Oporto.

>>17936263
I've never eaten a big mac before. Fast food is low quality sloppa for peasants.

>>17936796
Your sesame seeds are uneven

>>17936263
The last Big Mac I had was the Grand Mac.
It convinced me never to eat Big Macs ever again.
That sick feeling you get when eating a Big Mac?
It happened halfway through the Grand Mac.
And I had an entire half left to go...

>>17936263
If I do the second doesn't it fulfill the first as well?

>>17937838
what happened to the little mac

>>17937753
Women are so good at waating money

>>17936364
whopper jrs are unironically better than whoppers

>>17937838
Grand mac wasn't very good. The proportions were all off, and it had way too much sauce.

Remember that first time you had a big mac? man, what a great day that was. You remember, right?

>>17937892
i had the shits that day thanks to the big mac
garbage goyslop

>>17937923
>phone poster
>also a liar
cool

>>17937940
I'm posting on a desktop computer you retarded nigger

>>17937940
There's nothing in that post that would indicate phone posting. In fact the lack of autocorrected punctuation on the "i" would suggest the opposite.

>>17936263
Both nostrils pierced? Who's that bitch? I bet she takes it up the ass on camera

>>17936410
There are Big Macs in heaven. You simply need to make them yourself. There aren't any animals though.... and if you are THAT type of person, you ain't getting into heaven.

Don't worry, the other place has great BBQ where you can be the sizzling guest of honour, forever.

>>17938359
>There aren't any animals though
Oh yeah? If heavens supposed to be perfect, how does it plan do that if my childhood dog isn't there waiting for me?

>>17938412
Heaven is not where all your earthly dreams come true. It's where the faithful are unshackled from their fleshy desires to give praise unto god for eternity. If you prefer your childhood dog over supplication before god, you are not the right person for heaven.

last wednesday I tried the quarter pounder for the first time, I can confidently say I'd be fine without a big mac ever again

>>17938441
source?

>>17938105
She's gotta distinct look on her face that says she's prettier than she is smart, which is the fastest way to end up as a whore.
No clue who she is, but she definitely takes it in the ass on camera.

>>17936263
I've never had a big mac before. I've had plenty of mcds but never cared for that. I'd probably still choose option b if someone else was willing to kill me.

>>17936263
I've never eaten a Big Mac, my go to McDonald's order is a double 1/4 pounder

>>17938465
The entire tradition of Christian asceticism.

>>17938513
you are on a mcdonalds thread on 4chan

>>17938586
I did not bring up heaven.

>>17936263
ive eaten exactly one big mac in the last fifteen years. it was absolutely fucking awful and made me swear off of wcdonalds.

>>17936263
Their double burgers have always tasted better than their big macs or angus burgers.

>>17937823
Your elbows are too pointy.

>>17938461
enlighteded post
>>17936263
big mac a shit

bug mac is for cucks
double quarter pounder is for chads

>>17936263
McDouble with Mac sauce is superior anyway

>>17936263
I only eat a big mac like once every few years, I’ll be fine without it

>>17937838
Mac jr is superior to the big mac in all ways. Make the quarter pounder the #1 burger and get rid of the big mac

>>17939121
They can't because "quarter pounder" is such a stupid name it sounds so bad

>>17936263
Can I just quietly go to sleep and never wake up? Please?

>>17936263
Like I ever go to fast food chain.

>>17936263
I've never had a big mac due to my dislike of mayonnaise based sauces on hamburgers. I usually just get 4 regular hamburgers or a Double Quarter Pounder.

>>17936265
big macs are good
reminds me of my great granny, her favorite foods were big macs and steak
she was a classy l.a. woman
i miss her

>>17937858
It's surprisingly easy to be stupid and irresponsible.

>>17936263
sexy girl

>>17938513
>The entire tradition of Christian asceticism.
Which is mainly built on apocrypha and hypothetical bullshit that's not in the Bible. Your point?

>>17940301
"she" has a penis doesn't it

>>17940333
Just wanked to it, she is a real girl