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Vietnam

>>17973869
I never buy that shit so.
I haven't bought a red bull with my knowledge in a decade, just realized that. I've literally thrown full ones away because I didn't want them. That's not water the fuck.

Shitloads of money spent on branding. It's the same reason the iToddlers keep falling for it time and time again.

>>17973875

>>17973881
I prefer my opinions that way.
Good thing you do too.
Also go fuck your mother weeb.

>>17973884
You're on an anime site, that Is literally the 4chan mascot

>>17973890
I'm glad we agreed on how much you fucking suck.

>>17973869
I never see anybody buying this shit anymore. You think they’d lower the price a little bit too move product but I guess it’s mostly Jew economics keeping them afloat.

>>17973895
Yeah same, everyone here buys regional brands as they all pretty much taste identical to redbull while being over twice as cheap

>>17973900
I sort of just realized that we have military people fucking around in places like Kuwait or whatever and they're like hey how about that red bull.

For fucks sake just come home that shit sucks. I bet you asked for mint-flavored chew too, you fucking retards.

>>17973869
Because they fired pro-BLM faggots and had a racist map in a marketing slideshow. Worth the extra buck or two imo.

It's a status symbol. I only ever see them at bars.

>>17973869
i think i only see tourists and people at clubs buying red bull anymore
and most of the ads for the new flavours were in bars. i bet they knew that they wont sell much from pure taste because they suck, so they focused on vodka redbull

>>17973869
The drink originated in Thailand. The heir to red bull was drunk and ran over and killed an on duty cop in Bangkok and they just let him off because he owns red bull.

>>17973903
Lol...nah mate, Rip Its cornered the market on military energy drinks, and yes that shit is disgusting. It's like drinking battery acid.

>>17973952
>racist map in a marketing slideshow
??

>>17973890
>>17973894

frogposters are too new to know this.

They're the cancer

>>17974048
Maybe 10 years ago or overseas. Stateside PXs don't sell anything but your typical monster/reign/bang/red bull flavors. Guys in Syria or Iraq have switched to Wild Tiger these days, anyway.

I get that it's not going to appeal to everyone but it genuinely taste better than almost any energy drink. The only normalfaggot one on its league to me is the monster juice

>>17973952
Correct. Anymore it's one of the very few massive companies that isn't completely cucked beyond all repair. That's because it's still ran by it founders and not publicly traded. Publicly traded companies were a mistake, absolutely zero good comes from one

>>17973869
iconic packaging and slightly different flavour from the average energy drink syrup base

It isn't. You're just poor.

>>17974064
Cry more bitch nigger fuck

>>17973869
Supply and demand

>>17973890
>>17973894
Things change grandpa. Get used to it

>>17975415
Hello, I'm one of those men.

See, unlike the skinhead untouchables who inhabit this site, I grew up and became a normal human being with healthy relationships and a good career.

I don't have a problem with gay people.
I don't have a problem with brown people.
I don't have a problem with Muslims.
I don't have a problem with Jews.
I kinda sorta respect the holyfuckinghell out of modern women.

In other words, I'm not a pea brained toddler repeating history as farce with an orange fucktard who puts children into LITERAL concentration camps.

I'm not pissing my pants scared at the idea of women having more voices, more votes, and - GASP - more control over worldly affairs.

I'm not cucked to the cruel, nonsensical, evil ideas cooked up by shitty white men a hundred fucking years ago, or the shitty sexist morals all but beaten into us by our shitty fucking forefathers.

I'm free of toxic masculinity. Fuck yes, you will be hearing that phrase a whole fucking lot over the next ten years, and it will become law.

So suck my asshole, you fucking cowards. Go real deep and suck like I know you secretly want to.

Fascism is so fucking dead after 2020 you won't even be able to smell its oozing corpse.

Your world is thrashing around on its deathbed as we speak.

It's gone for fucking forever as soon as the rotten Cheetoh is gone.

Here, have a look inside my crystal ball.

I see a whole fucking lot of bold, pissed off, beautiful women tap dancing on your skull for the HELL you inflicted on them the past four years.

And men like me will be right there at their sides just laughing. Mocking. Drowning you in heaps upon heaps of your own shitty shit.

>>17973869
they're 90% a sports marketing company and 10% a drinks company
also they have no real competitors
just V, Rockstar and Monster, which all dont kick 1/3rd as hard as a small can of Redbull

just a pity all energy drinks taste like stale piss

Pretty much every other energy drink includes artificial sweeteners like sucralose or ace k in them, which I can't stand the taste of. Red Bull just uses sugar, so I stick to it. Anyone know any other energy brand that only uses sugar.

>>17975436
Oh shut the hell up dude nobody cares. Now what's your favorite red bull flavor?

>>17973869
I ended up purchasing powdered energy drinks

>>17975436
amazing pasta, saved

they get away with it by tasting rlly good.

>>17973881
>tranime
ew lol

>>17976163
Original Monster. Low-Carb only uses glucose, which is even better.

>>17976348
>Frogposter
Ew

>>17973869
Zoomers buy it anyway.

>>17973869
It looks "classy" so women buy it. The high price is an extra for them, they love spending bux on useless stuff. You have also to account that Red Bull is the energy drink used everywhere for alcohol mixing.
>>17973895
>You think they’d lower the price a little bit too move product but I guess it’s mostly Jew economics keeping them afloat.
At this point they probably get more money from motorsports than the drink itself. I'm starting to think the situation has reverted and now the drink promotes their sports efforts.
>>17973952
It's one of the most anti-globohomo recognizable global brands, but you could also buy your local RB imitation to not reward globohomo either way.

>>17973869
>wake up early because non consistent schedule at the wagie cage
>stop at convenience store for something
>tired as fuck oh look a red bul
>buy it who cares about the price
>now I'm still tired and feel like I smoked meth
that's how it works op

>>17973869
Convenience as a caffeine source versus coffee, cool-factor (branding), and addictiveness. The chemically taste is pretty good too, ngl, and I say this as someone who doesn't consume a lot of junk food.

>>17973952
i didn't know this. i already like and shill redbull (sugar free), gonna start buying even more thanks for this based information

>tastes good
>isn't 24 ounces of heartburn
wa la

>>17976466
No, original Monster has sucralose in it. That shit tastes just off to me.

>drink nothing but energy drinks for 4 days straight
>get a stomach ulcer

what the fuck is this

>>17973869
Love suger free redbull

>>17973881
Frog website though

>>17975436

>>17973869
its the best sugar drink to buy
monster and rockstar are so shit tier they have to be sold at half the price for twice the amount of goods received
seethe more poorfags and waterfags

What flavor of Monster tastes the closest to original Red Bull? I like the sweetness of the latter but it's so fucking overpriced. I can buy a can of Monster that's nearly twice the size of a Red Bull can for the same amount of money.
>t. addicted sugarfag

>>17980719
Ur options are:
>Original
>Lo-Carb
>Absolute Zero / Zero Sugar / Sugar Free (name varies from region)
>Monster Import
>Monster Ultra Gold (Tastes like OG Redbull with some pineappleflavor)

>>17980732
>>17980719
Monster Gronk is near identical to Red Bull. Is that still a thing?

>>17973879
except iPhone is legitimately better than android

>>17975436

>>17980745
Gronk died years ago anon. So did like half the old flavors cause Monster loves to discontinue shit. RIP.

>>17974064
>Reddit spacing
>Calling others "cancer."
OH the ironing...

>>17980777
except it isn't in any measurable way

>>17980915
It's the only phone on the market that will get you 5 years of security updates.

>>17980777
Trips of truth

>>17975436
Get a load of this faggot

>>17976956
frog website

>>17981276
BASED
>>17980891
BASED TOO

>>17980719
none, as far as I know. none of the originals and non-limited-editions anyway

>>17980777
Come back when you can play webms without having to use 3rd party apps.

>>17983524
I'm a grown up, I've never felt the need to watch a webm on my phone

>>17973869
It's not though
>for a 24 pack