/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17998116
why did he put poo inside sausage?

>>17998116
>when the food shortage hits

>>17998116
Fuck off, Klaus

>>17998238
i would rather eat tree bark than bugs

I would rather put toothpicks under my toenails and kick a wall than eat a bug

>>17998116
the moment that my food starts having visible bugs, Im going full punisher mode

>>17998116
My religion forbids me from eating bugs

I think those are those grubs from austrialia that allegedly unironically taste good, not klaus bugs

>>17998116
>ywn be Tepes'd ass-to-mouth, doused in condiments, grilled over charcoals inside a pork-flavored sarcophagus only to have your ass filled with yellow mustard
thanks, obama

>>17998264
You say that now, but once you've gone several days without food, those grubs will look really tasty

I'd eat em, if she'd feed em to me

>>17998116
i refuse to eat the fucking bloody bugs!!

>>17998380
are you the guy who asked me about the tongue and olives recipe a month ago

>>17998116
vaxxed bug weiners

>>17998430
>several days without food
8 billion longpig in reserve.
when will i ever be without?
not even kidding.
if you're not longpilled, you are longpig.

Gooey.

>>17998314
Most religions do

>>17998621
Ok that looks like vanilla pudding. Maybe...

>>17998430
>y.y.you will see, you wil OBEY me one day. YOU WILL OR ELSE
Sure is 4rth reich in this thread.

>>17998116
Is that a date?

I'd tray it.

If my survival came down go eating bugs, I'd remove myself from the cycle.
God I hope that quantum immortality isn't a thing.

>>17998647

They really want us to eat like animals, huh?

>>17998750
it's just a thread on 4chan, chill your fucking tits schizo. thats why nobody takes poltroons seriously

>>17998436
I've seen tons of webms of mukbangs of disgusting shit. Is it just regular cuisine or is it supposed to have shock value?

>>17998753
People used to say that about pork, non fish seafood, exotic fruits, corn, wheat, pickled foods, canned foods, candy, soda, and just about everything else. I guarantee by the time the zoomers hit 30, the big eating craze is gonna explode, and it will soon after be a staple food. Ive tried it and don't care for it, no one's gonna force you to eat it, but every restaurant will have them on their menus. Mark my words.

>>17998621
I'm not sure I've ever seen something so disgusting and cute at the same time

>>17998732
Congratulations, you've been posting this for a whole week now. Seek help.

>>17998116
I
WILL
NEVER
EAT
THE
BUGS
GO
FUCK
OFF
AND
DIE
KIKE

>>17998468
no, but now you got me curious

>>17998264
I'd rather eat politicians than bugs or tree bark.

>>17998976
Bugs are forbidden from being eaten in Judaism

>>17998621
wtf, these things are just slime on the inside?
do they even have organs or muscles?

I will not eat the bugs, I will not get the covid vax, I will not live in the pod, I will not relinquish my properties and I FUCKING HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>17999241
exactly, that's why they want us to eat them while they keep the beef

I will not eat the bugs.

>dude bugs are good
>if you add 3 time the volume in real meat
>and completely glaze it
>and inject it with a sauce that will erase the taste
The bug in that recipe holds no culinary value.

>>17999343
>klaus's

Nigga how retarded are you?

>>17999373
You don't know that.

>>17999482
>How retarded are you
*Is you