/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18011835
Nah I'm good

what the fuck

That's just un-fucking-finished. I don't get to say that I invented "Oregon style cake" because I forgot to turn the fucking oven on.

>>18011845
Actual retard

>>18011835
Its cold? How is that good?
I mean... its still food, but why?

>>18011850
Cooked cheese pizza, then other shit thrown on after

Nuke flyovers.

Nuke flyovers.

>>18011835
is it a fucking diy pizza

>>18011835
Do americans really?

"ohio valley". Look at this SEETHING ohio-cuck trying to usurp the glory of Pennsylvania. This style of pizza comes from Beto's in Pittsburgh. Ohio has nothing, it is nothing, and nothing it shall remain.

This is now a Pennsylvania cooking thread.

>>18011845
>>18011850
>>18011858
The crust and sauce are baked and come out piping hot, then they put cold cheese and pepperoni on it. The heat of the sauce melts the cheese.

>>18011904
You know what else melts the cheese? The fucking oven.

>>18011911
Melted cheese tastes different from unmelted cheese, plus the mixture of hot and cold is a unique experience on its own.

>>18011835
ITS FUCKING RAW.

>>18011911
here's your refined European cuisine anon

>>18011904
>basically eating a lunchable
do ohians really?

>>18011937
But it's not a lunchable, the crust and sauce are fresh baked and all the ingredients are pizzeria-quality.

>>18011845
It looks finished, they put it in a box and served it and everything.
I think they might have just prepared this pizza in a way that's unfamiliar to you. This can be especially upsetting to the autistic, I've heard.

>>18011997
>I think they might have just prepared this pizza in a way that's unfamiliar to you
Being a lazy piece of shit and only cooking half a dish, then calling it a "style" is unfamiliar to most people, yes

>>18011835
This is probably similar to lunchables pizza, so it would taste delicious as long as the sauce has the same sweetness.

>>18012010
except autists who "invent" new pizzastyles

>>18011895
ohio has NOTHING of value and must steal our glorious western pennsylvanian culture in a desperate bid for relevance.
that said, i'm not really a fan of beto's pizza, although it's been a while since i ate it.

I'm going to try it out. wish me luck, /ck/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl6uCz5cyPQ

>>18011835
>Ohio ruining something
A common occurrence.

>>18011917
So does it fucking melt the cheese or what? holy fuck man

For me, it's Windsor style

>>18012010
To be fair, DiCarlo's Pizza never called their pizza "Ohio Valley Style." In fact, they got very angry a couple years back when food websites started posting about "Ohio Valley Style pizza" without crediting DiCarlo's and posted pic related rant on their social media. They've since embraced the idea that they originated this "style" of pizza, but they didn't set out in the 1940s to make a "style" in the way the internet currently refers to them, it was just the way that family made their pizza.

>>18012060
It melts SOME of the cheese. Put some thought into it, retard.

>>18012077
>getting this ass mad thst people think his shitty Ohio pizza is anything but disgusting

>>18012077
>pizza shop license
Do you really need a fucking license to make pizza in Ohio? LOL

>>18012087
You need a license to serve food to the public in every state.

>>18011904
The heat of the rice cooks the egg

>>18012091
Incorrect. See park law.

>>18012062
that's saffron, isn't it?

>>18012100
???

>>18012091
No you don’t

>>18012110
I know for a fact you don’t need a license in Texas, it was determined in the Sugama ruling

>>18012100
The only exception I know of are "cottage foods," which can be made and sold from your home without a license, but if you open a dedicated restaurant establishment there are a slew of licenses and certifications you need to obtain, as well as inspections you're subject to before being granted those licenses and certifications.

wait so does the eat of the vagina cook the penis? is this how babbies are formed

>>18012127
yes, the heat of the vagine activates the man milk, and the stirring action forces the penor to inject the milk

Briar hill pizza is pretty good, lots of halfway decent local pizza joints where I live. Quality has been slipping in my area for years, I find myself ordering from chains more often because of that.

t. ohio valley fag

>>18012119
What's a ruling?

you just wouldn’t understand.

>>18012119
https://www.dshs.texas.gov/foodestablishments/startnew.aspx
>Unless specifically exempted, a retail food establishment located in any area regulated by Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS) must have a valid permit before operating.
>All food service establishments, under the jurisdiction of the DSHS, with some exemptions, shall employ a Certified Food Manager.
>All food employees, as defined in 25 TAC 228.2 (56), are required to obtain a food handler certification from an accredited course.

What was that, again?

>>18012160
SUGAMA DICK

>>18012160
pls dont take the bait lets just talk about pizza

>>18012116
Name a state in the US where you can open a retail food establishment with no permits. Just one.

>>18012160
>>18012163
Ya' hate to see it, folks

>>18012173
California. They don't punish law breakers, especially if you're a nigger, illegal spic, or a degenerate rainbow faggot.

>>18012077
>the sauce cooks the cheese
he literally said it, kek

>>18012160
>a retail food establishment located in any area regulated by Texas Department of State Health Services (DSHS) must have a valid permit before operating.
So stay out of that area

>>18012084
You know what tastes better than SOME melted cheese? Its ALL melted and oven crisped cheese.

>>18012271
That's just, like, your opinion, man.

>>18012271
I don't think you understand just how thoroughly inbred Ohio actually is.

>>18011835
>Ohio Valley
So is the crust just spaghetti?

>>18012271
I don't like that greasy cheese oil

Fly*vers at it again

>>18012289
So stop going to Domino's, you dumb fuck.

>>18011835
fucking kek
>americans

>>18012163
it's so dam rare to see it executed as flawlessly as this

>>18012286
see that's why I avoid ever ordering extra cheese on a pie, sometimes the grease is way too much

>>18011895
>pennsyltuckian seething that their precious garbage falls within the Ohio Valley, as well as half of their "state"

>>18011904
Holy shit I've been doing that for years, didn't know that this is a thing that people do.

>>18011895
cold cheese pizza is delicious. i also go down to ohio sometimes to get some at select places
>t. pennsylvanian

p.s. all "do americans really????" posters should go die. cold cheese pizza is really good

>>18011927
Proppa chippy innit

>>18012062
That looks pretty good, what's on top?

>>18012163
based

>>18012144
Ligma balls

>>18011845
alright, I laughed

>>18011895
I hate Americans so God damn much.

>>18012658
we don't even think about whatever shithole you're from

Are the flyover ok? Uncooked pizza is cuisine?

>>18011835

This looks pretty fucking good

>>18012286
so actually watch the pizza and pull it before the cheese leaks

>>18011835
>we cooked the pizza without cheese or toppings, then dumped it on
>so you can feel like you're eating both a cooked and not cooked pizza at the same time
I don't see the value, but you do you Ohio

>>18013093
No you see, in Ohio they do their sister

>>18013101
That's pure slander, in Ohio we keep it strictly to cousins.

i don't get why Americans are so obsessed with claiming some random shit pizza as a regional "style"

>>18011835
Give me the Lunchables Special

>>18012107
>>18012544
Pepperoni shredded on a cheese grater

>>18013396
same reason we do just about anything
to seem special and different on the internet

Why does Dicarlos pizza look so fucking appetizing

this is my mug, but not my picture

Pizza from Oneonta ny. They cook a normal pizza then add cold mozzarella on top. Excellent drunk food

>>18011835
>that cold pep just depressingly resting on the ocean of cold cheese.

>>18012077
>spergs about pizza
>taco
>cheese on top
Fucking americans, there is not a single fucking day without this shit

>>18012077
>provolone
Mmmm I love using tasteless rubbery shit for my pizza. Yummy!

>>18011849
use your words, little boy

>>18013396
>Pizza Napoletana
>Pizza Tonda Romana
>Pizza Siciliana
i don't get why Italians are so obsessed with claiming some random shit pizza as a regional "style"

>Alsace
>Bordeaux
>Champagne
i don't get why the French are so obsessed with claiming some random shit wine as a regional "style"

>>18012062
windsor style fucking sucks, all the flavours blend in a bad way and the whole thing has a weird consistency, thanks to the shredded pepperoni carpeting the entire thing. the whole concept is just a lazy cope to try and compete with detroit style pizza, which actually is fucking delicious.

t. actually live in windsor and have to put up with people ordering shitty windsor-style pizza.

>>18012077
>the level of seething and butthurt from the owner
my fucking sides

>>18012077
>comparing this absolute slop to Buddy's
What is it with Ohio and uncooked cheese? First Skyline Chili, now this.

>>18011835
They have something similar to this at Little Vincent’s on Long Island
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cold-cheese-pizza_n_59a8558be4b0a8d145742088/

>>18012107
No you fucking moron. Have you never seen saffron in your life?

>>18011927
Wtf is that real???

>>18014019
Terrible drunk food.

The coldness of the cheese cools down the pizza

>>18014809
>You must cook the cheese

>>18012077
cope

>>18011849
he's right tho
>ohio anything
>it's just uncooked with unmelted cheese

>detroit pizza
>it's normal pizza but its square

>chicago pizza
>its normal pizza but ingredients are upside down

>new york pizza
>its just uncooked & floppy tomato sauce flatbread with no toppings

Cold stuff on pizza can be good. Pic related, one of the best pizzas I ever had. You just have to use high quality ingredients.

>>18011835
thats just undercooked Detroit style

>>18012060
The heat of the pizza cooks the cheese

>>18012062
now thats a Za! FUCK OHIO
BUCKEYES?! MORE LIKE KEKEDGUYS!

>>18012087
>Be me
>in Ohio
>Make a hot n ready Hot Carl (for people not from CaliWali that's a pepperoni pizza)
>Suddenly the pizza cops break down my door
>OI M8 U GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT PIZZA

>>18011835
>Ohio tries to make a Detroit-style pizza and fucks it up miserably
Color me suprised. Trash pizza from a trash state.

>>18012181
Exactly. See also: you can be given a transfusion of HIV+ blood without your consent

>>18015778
At least we're not detroit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

>>18015790
>uh uh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh at least i dont have to be to scared to say “hi” to a black person
pathetic, like your pizza

>>18013396
I don't get why third worlders are so obsessed with the most pedestrian minutiae of American customs, but here we are.

>>18011895
Scrapple-chads rise up

>>18012163
BTFO

>>18011895
I really wish we could annex the entire area of Western PA and give it to Ohio for free. Good riddance.

>>18015916
>imagine ceding control of port access to the Mississippi and a direct trade route through the American heartland.
Philly trash need not apply

for me it's Old Forge style

>>18015922
>Philly
>
>trash
stop projecting

>>18015923
based and oldforgedpilled

for me its school cafeteria style

>>18011835
Take a frozen pizza.
Instead of microwaving it, put it on the counter for a few hours until it has thawed out.
There you go, you have Ohio Valley pizza.

>>18016158
For me it's the fiestada aka mexican pizza.

>>18014850
can't say I have, no
I don't have that kind of money

>>18012163
(you) just fucking killed him

>>18012084
Why are you so defensive over this absolute dogshit pizza, faggot?

>>18011835
>Hello Papa Murphy's? Yes, I'd like one large pizza hold all the cheese and toppings. I'm going to decide what I want after I bake it.

>>18011835
I'm in the ohio valley right now and I have never seen this, but this bait thread was solidly entertaining

>>18011835
IT'S FUCKIN' RAW

>>18015762
>goes to tourist trap in italy
>buys tourist pizza
K

>>18011845
Isn't that just French chocolate cake?

>>18016158
What kind of school serves pizza?

>>18011927
what, with no mayonnaise?

>>18011835
so does every single US state have a unique way to absolutely butcher pizza?
surely there is at least 1 (one) besides New York who makes a decent 'za, right?

It's garbage and you can't find it in the actual Ohio valley. You're most likely to find shitty national chains and struggling mom and pop places, both staffed with illegal immigrants.

>>18016968
New York pizza is overrated trash, what are you talking about?

>>18016954
you can ask for it but it comes in those little bullshit mayonnaise packets

New York pizza is overrated trash, what are you talking about?

>>18014019
>Pizza from Oneonta ny.
That is form Little Vincent''s in Huntington, NY, Long Island
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cold-cheese-pizza_n_59a8558be4b0a8d145742088/

>>18017004
Correct.

>>18017004
You say this and look like this.

>New York pizza is overrated trash, what are you talking about?

NY Style is only getting better now with hot honey being widely available

>>18012372
Can only imagine what shit hole faggot state you live in lmao. Get a new term. You use it everytime someone mentions PA on this board

>>18011835
The heat of the box cooks the pizza

>>18016830
a lot of them in America
places like Domino's even has deals with school districts

>>18012077
>ITS FUCKING PROVOLONE CHEESE

>>18011835
>not eating chicago pizza
>eating shitty literally who pizza
>eating detoilet pizza
>eating detoilet pizza done wrong

>>18011835
I live in that area and I have never heard of this shit. I even know a guy who owns a pizza place. Ohio is retarded, but this is more than the run-of-the-mill retardation you see around here.

>>18012119
Sugama nuts nigga

>>18018067
kek

>>18011835
Is it a cook at home type pizza?

>>18016830
the private school i went to did. the white w*men bitches who couldn't fucking cook would burn the shit every week. they kept giving me burned inedible chewy bullshit and i eventually just started asking for replacements, they would be offended when i told them it's burned and try to argue with me. cheese is not supposed to crunch end of story. it felt strongly like they felt smug about virtue signaling over "food safety" to the point they were running the ovens too hot and burning everything.

>>18011937
It's a deluxe lunchable, you fucking philistine.

>>18012119
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>>18011835
The best Ohio Valley style pizza is Beto's in Pittsburgh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQB_q2Z8XJ8

>>18019723
>Beto's in Pittsburgh
for me it's mushrooms and sausage

>>18019744

>>18015818
I'm a pennsylvanian, Pork roll is better than scrapple, Scrapple takes like gritty shit and literally has crap directly in the name

>>18017114
Chads not hate NY style pizza. Chads hate Chicago Deep dick in me ass pizza

>>18015778
what temp is a pizza like this cooked at?

that ain't cooked

>>18019876
Chicago deep dish is ALSO overrated trash, that doesn't make NY pizza any better.

>>18012077
>cold provolone
>on a pizza
Ohio has to be an escaped layer of Hell.

>>18011835
Bro that's an overgrown lunchable.

>>18020651
Are lunchables made with a freshly baked crust and sauce with restaurant-quality ingredients? Didn't think so, shut the fuck up about shit you don't know about.

>>18020696
>Are lunchables made with a freshly baked crust and sauce with restaurant-quality ingredients? Didn't think so, shut the fuck up about shit you don't know about.
it's okay to admit you like lunchables anon. Not everyone can eat like an adult, and that's perfectly okay

>>18020710
You picked the perfect image to match what you said so I don't even have to respond, you played yourself.

>>18011835
Lunchables are getting pretty fancy, huh?

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>>18017045
Not pizza

>>18011845
I guess invented "Texas style pie" when I came inside your mother