/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18075425
Maybe an hour or two from the time the fish dies til the time you start cooking. Depends on the environment. If you're concerned, just leave the fish alive until you're ready to cook, just throw them in a bucket of water.

>>18075425
Sauce?

>>18075536
Hannah Barron….shes mine anon back off!

>>18075591
I want to smell/taste her shit

I hope that fucker is dead. I've been horned by catfish and it's hell. And those tits are in perfect horning range

>>18075595
>swamp ass

>>18075598
I wish I was within her horning range if you know what I mean

>>18075591
>>18075595
>>18075536
>simping for e-whores
You just know she's been riding Chad's cock carousal. Don't worry tho anons, in another 10 years she'll be ready to settle down.

>>18075425
I want her to slowly choke me with her thighs as she forces me to eat her stinky pussy out while making fun of how weak I am

>>18075729
I'll wait 20 or 30 years, love me some hot milfs

>>18075766
I steal this anon’s dream

>>18075425
I want to eat her thighs

That's a man.

>>18075657

>>18075425
Bro your ice?

>>18075425
Does she catch any of those fish by herself? I can only find her posing with the fish, not actually catching one
'Cause I went catfishing with friends once and you can CLEARLY see through a multitude of bruises that someone caught a Wels

>>18075425
As far as I know there are no poisonous freshwater fish. Saltwater fish is a different story.

>>18075425
>How long do I have between catching the fish and cooking it before I start risking getting sick?
You have a while. Several hours. It's a good idea to bring a cooler if you're worried.
You can also get a stringer. It's a chain with a series of hooks. You stick it through the fish's jaw and let it hang in the water while you're still casting. It keeps the fish alive so that you don't have to worry about it going bad.

>>18075425
Depends on how hot it is outside. If you feel unsure you can always keep them in in a big bucket full of water until you're ready to cook them. If you're fishing for a long time change the water now and then or the fish will suffocate.
Or do this >>18076087

>>18077008
>It keeps the fish alive so that you don't have to worry about it going bad.
Hello Chang

>>18077161
Are you retarded stringers are standard practice everywhere

>>18077811
>Are you retarded torturing live animals is standard everywhere
Nothing like the good ol' "we do/did it before and everywhere therefore it's forever okay" argument.
Inb4 some mental gymnastics about fish not feeling pain or stress "like us" or how others are much worse or larger in scale.

>>18077161
It's a fucking fish, you pussy.

>>18075729
I don't want her I just her nudes, you stupid cunt.

>>18078092
>Inb4 some mental gymnastics about fish not feeling pain or stress "like us" or how others are much worse or larger in scale.
Weren't you just trying to turn this into a race thing a moment ago?

>>18078092
Go back, faggot.

>>18075425
>that slight babyfat tummy
Best body type. Shame she isn’t Japanese though.

>>18078095
Wow MR Bigshot over here flexin

>>18078117
No.
>>18078147
>Just let me slowly kill my fish ffs!!
Nice.

>>18078092
Oh I know fish feel pain and suffer, I just straight up don't give a fuck. God gave man DOMINION over the earth and all its creatures. You mad, liberal?

>>18075425
God I want to shove my nose into her after a hot balmy day or 3 on the river without showering

>>18078511
not them, but i’m mad. because fish are awesome man, and respecting life + nature is mature and based.

>>18075766
>>18075883
I banish you both to the nightmare realm where you both have normal, fulfilling sexual relationships with nice women who treat you with the respect you deserve.

>>18075729
Never really got the cock carousel argument. Pussys pussy.

>>18075425
It should be fine for a year or two if you freeze them after fileting. Just freeze them in water.

>>18078471
>No.
Are you sure, Mr. Chang?

>>18078533
>and respecting life + nature is mature and based.
I'll kill quickly when hygiene isn't a concern.
I kill to eat. I eat to survive. If I die from something I ate, then there was no point in killing.

And, as it turns out, "torturing" fish is one of the most hygienic ways to hunt them.
Do you hunt?

Put that fish down and let’s check out the fish between your thighs

>>18078947
i fish and crab whenever i’m near the coast
i thought you were one of those dudes who thinks it shows supremacy to fuck up animals because it gives them a rush or something. i’m sorry, i was wrong.
if you kill quickly when possible, and just hunt to eat, that’s cool.
i wouldn’t be able to extricate myself from dwelling on the agony of those fish on the chain thing for a week if i saw it, but i eat store-bought stuff sometimes that is probably so much more fucked up than that, and just turn off my brain for convenience, so i should be kicking myself way before i think about judging others.

>>18075425
why are her shorts unzipped

>>18075598
She is fearless

>>18075425
I’d fist her pussy like redneck’s fist catfish’s mouths

>>18080254
>I’d fist her pussy like redneck’s fist catfish’s mouths
This is the most based thing I've ever read.

>>18080254
>I’d fist her pussy like redneck’s fist catfish’s mouths
You're a fucking savage.

>>18080254
>I’d fist her pussy like redneck’s fist catfish’s mouths
This is beautiful poetry.

>>18080232
GIWTWM

>>18080254
>I’d fist her pussy like redneck’s fist catfish’s mouths
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever read.

>>18081133
kek'd and check'd

>>18075425

>>18078839
They're mad because they can't get tickets for the vag carousel.

>>18081255
Someone else photographed her though

>>18075425
>no rural american fishing gf
feels bad

>>18075425
ponder the fragrance
>>18080254
kek

>>18081733
Lol. Virgins mad.

>>18081827
Just move to America and find one

>>18078533
Based

>>18079996
You just know

>>18081740
>Anon cant define “selfie” after 20 years

>>18080232
>>18080254
What is the purpose of fisting the catfish? She seems to do this a lot. Is is part of the fish prepping? Does she reach up there and rip his guts out?

>>18083475
sel·fie
/ˈselfē/
nouninformal
noun: selfie; plural noun: selfies; noun: selfy
a photograph that one has taken of oneself, typically one taken with a smartphone or webcam and shared via social media.

Someone else took the photo like I said.

>>18083693
Zoomers don't know about tripods

>>18075598
>>18075657
>horning range
lads... I dont understand

>>18085056
You're coping. I'd wager her boyfriend took the picture so thirsty fuckers like you could donate to her or some shit. Google image search takes you to a video someone else recorded of her.

>>18075425
Is that the same cunt with a southern accent that crotch-carries her gun and talks about scaring off some cat-calling roadniggers?

>>18078092
I don't think fish feel pain in the sense we do.

I put the stringer through the bottom of the fishes gills/jaw then put the string through the hoop, pointy bit in the ground, then wrrap it around a pole holder so there's no way they can pull it out. Catfish eat bony ass sharp gilled bait fish all the time and they're fine.

I wouldn't trust a hook, this they can't get out of unless they rip their own jaw off.

>>18083669
It's called catfisting. You find some crevice in a muddy bank and stick your mitt in and they bite. Fuck that.

>>18086104
Also I haven't been fishing much since I was a teenager, but either channel cats or flat heads make noise, a lot of times we'd just throw them in a cooler filled with water, splash the water every once in a while so a little bit of oxygen gets mixed in till they're ready to be filleted.

Fried catfish is one of the few seafoods I'll eat.

>>18083669
Fish aren't exactly wieldy, and they thrash around with their entire being. So, your arms form a hook thru the mouth/gills to haul them to the boat.

Wishe for a fishe

>>18086106
>catfisting
I've seen it referred to as "noodling".

>>18079996
high performance

>>18083669
fridge mode

bros I just want cute tomboy gf

>>18086794
So go to a skate park and pick one up.

>>18078092
Get off 4chan and go clean your apartment you filthy citydweller. Make sure we never catch you out in the country.

>>18086682
it’s called noodling here, too, and the locals used to like doing it a few generations ago.

>>18076124
Id imagine she does not. Its probably a similar deal to those "sexy" bikini fishing calendars where they just give some hot girl a dead fish to hold and take photos of her acting like she caught it.

I never really got the appeal of those to be honest because its so obvious. At least this is slightly more believable because she actually looks like she might be into outdoorsy stuff.

>>18078092
>put it in a cooler: a-ok
>put it back in the water, its natural environment: torture!

You're a special kind of retard.

>>18083238
>heh, they don't like having sex with sloppy gross hookers. virgins.

>>18090124
Funny how the only people who don't like it are those that couldn't if they wanted to.

>>18086794
That's gay

>>18090146
cope harder manwhore

>>18086613
Why does the fish seem so powerless? It's like it barely thrashes.

>>18078092
Good bait.

Every woman ITT will soon be identifying as men, chop their breast off, slice off a piece of their thigh, and form it into a make shift dick and you're just going to have to accept that.

>>18081733
>they can't get tickets for the vag carousel.
I wonder why.