/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18083466
Is your gf’s dick bigger than yours?

>>18083470
she picked me up from the streets and cleaned me up... no complaints

>>18083489
that looks fucking gay. I hope the birthday sex was good at least.

>>18083489
>loaf of bread
>no butter or even an oil and vinegarette to dip
>raw wheat and dandelions
>roasted marrow (only good part)
>3 seashells but gay

>>18083510
the ""seashells""" are butter stupid faggot

>>18083510
The seashells are different butters dumbo

>>18083514
wtf is this? truffle sushi?

>>18083514
>>18083517
They're buttplugs

>>18083514
The fuck is this shit

>we're going to use pretentious presentation as an excuse to charge you astronomical amounts of money for comically tiny portions
This should be illegal.

>>18083619
Not OP because I’m not a cocksucking faggot with a dude as a “girlfriend”, but at most of these places, you’re served 12+ courses. So the small servings add up.

>>18083640
For the price I'm paying they should still serve full-size portions.

>>18083640
>they add up
You see these little fuckin tacos mang? --->>>>18083514
I think it's the slow pace that allows one to feel full

>>18083466
I'll never get to experience anything like this because I'm allergic to shellfish and every Michelin restaurant has a menu that's 3/4th shellfish and most will not accommodate. I'll live vicariously through you OP

>>18083514
Thats an edible meringue right?

>>18083703
Firstly you’re wrong, most Michelin menus are not mostly shellfish and secondly they will more often then not try to accommodate.

Stop coming up with excuses.

>>18083687
>I think it's the slow pace that allows one to feel full
also the large quantity of wine consumed. those 12 courses ought to have a red and white pairing per course

>>18083703
I went to a michelin star ramen shop in Japan. I ordered pork ramen with extra pork and a side of gyoza.

It was good.

>>18083737
He's poor. Theres a wide variety of Michelin places serving all kinds of food and he knows that

>>18083466
so you ate a building, bitch?

>>18083703
where did you develop and frankly how did you come up with this viewpoint on life? honey?

-cis white female, not affectionate, really a huge asshole, and a huge complainer so not manly or adult at all

>>18083770
>
disregard this
person im responding to could seriously and honestly had the recurring experience of michelin resturaunts being primarily shellfish, it is a fallacy to deny their experiences, i apologize

>>18083489
>she picked me up from the streets and cleaned me up..

she's crazy. beware. don't end up there again after she goes nuclear.

>>18083742
>those 12 courses ought to have a red and white pairing per course
Alright I'm listening

>>18083489
did she order box car wine because you used to be a hobo?

>>18083775
>I can fix her bros

>>18083737
Just checked the 5 closest ones that offer a course menu and no, they're not. And the ones that do, are not offering a guarantee that it'll be accepted because of the "chef's vision"

>>18083778
also, champagne is permanently on/by the table and of course beers. it's essentially tasty morsels to go with all the wines tbqh. personally I have made a fool of myself several times at such dinners by leaving the room and vomiting everywhere

>>18083523
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>>18083731
that's steak tartare with caviar and puffed black rice served in a truffle slice taco

>>18084104
So that weird rock is the plate? What is this place? That might be the most pretentious thing I've ever seen. Good for you though, I'm sure it tasted good. Show the other courses anon? Also,any good booze?

How did you meet your gf? How did you end up dating her?

>>18084126
Never mind i found the website. 185 pounds per person plus another 115 for the matched drinks. I honestly couldn't understand what some of the things on the sample menu were.

>>18084126
here's the moqueca with aged turbot for all the faggots saying it's pretentious and whatnot...

honestly, i don't know much about drinks (i can hardly tell wines apart, my expertise goes as far as saying "good" or "bad")... i'll try to remember and get you the drinks list tomorrow if i remember since you're nice :3

Looks bad op good thing your girlfriend pays for your stuff

>>18083466
Glad you liked it. My sister took me to a Michelan star restaurant for my bday too.

>>18083640
>we're going to use pretentious presentation as an excuse to charge you astronomical amounts of money for comically tiny portions and force you to order 12+ astronomically priced tiny portions just to end up full
This should be illegal.

>>18083489
Is any part of that edible? I hate this presentation over taste shit, all of that probably tastes worse than fast food.

>>18083514
she sells seashells by the sea shore

>>18083662
How fat are you?
>>18084319
You can’t be this retarded. Go to a buffet then.

>>18084233
Is the pepper and okra raw there?

>>18083466
OP I advise you to dump her before you have kids, you don't want to pass on the low IQ genes of a mother who falls for the tire company scam

>>18083510
>3 seashells
lucky number 7.

>>18083466
Reminder that the anon who posts these threads is with his parents in all these pics.

>>18084914
i'm going to have at least 7 kids with this woman

>>18084336
You hate it because you let yourself hate it. "Getting it" is as simple as relaxing your reflexive opposition and opening yourself up to the experience. I'm going to be called a faggot for trying to help you. That's the same reflex talking.

>FOODS THAT LOOK DIFFERENT MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE AND UPSET
>I MUST SPERG OUT AND SPREAD MY MISERY
hahhahaha the whiney faggots ITT are amazing. they're so angry that OP enjoyed a good meal.

>Why isn't this food wrapped in brightly colored paper like everything else I eat????
>its pReTeNtIoUs
the fast food fags are angry and vocal!

Looks awesome OP. I hope to have enough money to visit a place like that in the future.

>>18085084
You got something against family values anon?

>>18085084
Well I mean I think that's fair, I don't think there's many anons who are gonna go to a Michelin star restaurant on their own dime, and I'd rather see what they serve than look through another fucking thread from that burger autist and his daily taco bell sack. Plus what's wrong with doing stuff with your parents anyway? I go for a carvery dinner with my dad twice a month, and we have a few ciders and reminisce about how much of a bitch my mother is

>>18083466
i dont have gf

i glanced at this thread and saw just a bunch of jealous retards seething rofl
nice one op

>gf
>bday
zoom zoom

I can't imagine using "gf" passed the age of 25.

>>18083466
favorite course?

>>18083466
>LE HECKIN PRESENTATION

>>18083489
>>18083466
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>>18084233
WTF arent we in the middle of record high inflation with the worse recession in 30 yeats?

>>18086693
>literal soyjack collector
Opinion dismissed.

>>18086491
cachaça baba with pistachio ice cream!

on floyd, i'm a sucker for pistachio ice cream just like rene guenon but fr that shit with caviar is just an insane combination i never could have imagined

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>>18083489
This is why you don't treat a tire company as a culinary authority. What a fucking joke.

>>18087482
looks delish whats the restaurant.
pic rel is blue hill at stone barns

>>18083489
Mmmm raw wheat my favorite. Kill yourself dumbass.

>>18086693
Soyjak posts are almost never good posts. This is an exception.

Itt: Seething poorfags

I think it's cool. Glad you have a gf that spoils you bro