/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18174849
Honeymoon period of a new job. It'll feel like shit in 3 weeks or so when the newness wears off.

>>18174849
ywnbaw

>>18174908
he's on his dilation break, cut him some slak

>>18174849
>get a job as a bartender after spending 10 years in sales and retail
>can tell customers to fuck off and not get in trouble
>drink at work
>pick up cute young barmaids
>pick up customers
>get free food

why did i not get into bar work earlier lol

>>18174908
fragile masculinity much

>>18174936
Or prehaps you took the bait?

>>18174993
fragile bait taking senses much

>>18174849
What does showing the rope mean

>>18175033
kek

>>18175033
It means teaching you how things work. In english it usually means showing someone tips and tricks as to how to get the job done more effeciently.

>>18174849
lol yeah man. the good can't just invite anyone in, people abuse it. glad you found a good place with good people.

>>18175033
Someone should show you the ropes of using google to answer simple questions

>inb4 OP calls a customer a faggot nigger reddit tranny in an autistic outburst
good luck anon!

>>18174849
Manager is just wanting to stretch your bussy

>>18174849
sorry for bullying you, try to not reveal your troon status with your posts in the future, people will be nicer to you, you'll still get assholes, this is 4chan

I'm happy that your'e being treated right at your job, do the same for them, try to buy bonds with them and do something for them when needed

>>18174921
You could also seek a real job.

>>18176306
Shut up

everybody's gotta pull the same direction if a restaurant is going to make it

>>18174849
What do you cook? Not sure why everyone is giving you shit in this thread lol maybe theyre upset people still treat them like shit

>>18176398
for what?

>>18175033
it means he showed him his penis

>>18176445
its a grill so they do most work downstairs while i do prep stuff but ill have to learn everything eventually since they want me to cover shifts
i doont mind the troon shit going on, they keep my thread bumped

>>18176491
underrated

>>18174891
shut the fuck up with all your fucking bad vibes.

>>18174849
Depending on the kitchen, because you're treated far worse than a servicemember and worked in more awful conditions, people have a tendency to take care of each other. No management around and someone ordered a custom drink? Bartender made extra and sent it back the line for "testing". People on the line overheating? Taking turns resting in the walk-in cooler. Someone bought personal fan to put on the line just to cool down everyone off. Just put it away when management or a health inspector shows up. Whose icewater is whose? Fuck it, I trust you fuckers. You'd better not have herpes. It's 120F in here and no one cares.

>>18176491
Specifically, the 'ropes' (cum) coming out his penis.
Shows me the ropes = slang for ejaculating on one's face.

>>18176696
No you closeted faggot, showing someone the ropes has nothing to do with semen. It has to do with people in the shipyard and on boats showing new people how to deal with the literal ropes. You know, what holds the fucking sails together, anchors the ship, ties them to the dock, etc.

>>18176705
but these sailors... they WERE prone to buggery, were they not?

>>18176490
The satisfaction of doing something worthwhile and getting paid to develop skills that increase your personal value. Wasting your working hours on busywork progressively depletes your opportunities, which you only start to fully realize once those opportunities are gone.

>forget to set alarm, oversleep and miss work
>boss gets in his truck and drives to my house to check that i'm okay
it's been a year and they haven't hired any more kitchen staff, it's just me, the owner and the owner's son

>>18176728
sounds like you're just trying to justify your existence by slaving to jews

>>18174849
You'll be a drug addict in about three months.

>>18176553
i've always wanted to work as a cook, can you add my discord? clumsy#5685
I want you to keep me updated anon

>>18176711
kek

Glad to see it OP. Hope the good fortune continues.

>>18177180
>dumb earthoids really sent their exact coordinates along with valuable information about their species out into the cosmos FOR FREE
just asking to get invaded

>>18177299
I always thought the worst part was making the record out of gold. A rare and very useful metal that proves out planet has it as a harvestable resource. But yeah, the gold record is basically the stellar equivalent of doxxing yourself.
Oh well. We'll see what happens.

>>18174849
Extremely jealous anon but I’m also really happy for you. I’ve had shit luck with employers.

>>18174849
How often do line cooks have to deal with the customers face to face?

The job feels like it'd be stressful as fuck but not having to deal with customers would make it 100x easier.

>>18177340
That's pretty uncommon in RESTAURANT restaurants.
In restaurants that are closer to fast food joints, you might have to do a bit of FOH stuff if you're cross-trained or a manager.
I only ever have to go up front to ring someone up when the one server on shift is in the shitter or something. Other than that I never have to leave the kitchen. I'm not a huge fan of answering the phone, though. It never fails that a gorillion tickets will pop up or timers start going off when I'm taking an order.
t. 'za manager/cook

>>18177311
Nah m8, there's so much gold in asteroids that if that's all someone wanted, they'd never have any reason to get down into a planetary gravity well to get the tiny little bit of gold in a rocky planet.
I agree that it's probably not a great idea to be randomly throwing our address out into space, though.

>>18177414
For all you know gold extends life by 7 trillion earth lifetimes per gram. All I know is it isn't a common metal.
But realistically we'll end up like the Aniara. A graveyard of a planet, long before anyone comes to check up on us. Assuming some grand creator doesn't intervene of course.

>>18176398
>Easy work
>Get paid
>Is happy
How is it not a real job?

>>18174849
OP is good looking and has a nice personality, that's how he gets all the benefits

>>18176398
If it pays his bills and keeps him happy, it is a real job you fucking psycho.

>>18176728
you're on 4chan

>>18177311
Yeah but it was golden nudes. I mean, who invades a planet that sends ASL then nudes of both genders in gold?

>>18176553
>>18177073
Updates here using a tripcode would be nicer. Can you do that, OP?

>>18174849
happy for you anon but people most likely treated you like shit because
*drum roll*
you were shit and deserved it
your in a better place right now but dont be a victim you little faggot

>>18174849
>I have a special diet
lol fag

>>18178228
We've reached the point on this site where people are actually suggesting for others to use tripcodes. Jesus fucking wept.

>>18178292
What's wrong with that? Isn't that what it's for? Well, that and filter watchers on [your favourite 4chan add-on/app].

>>18174849
Good for you anon.

>>18174849
I work in a similar environment and everyone is nice but idk how to to talk to new people

>>18176752
This Sounds based. Good for you anon

>>18174849
I hope things continue to go well for you at your new job.

>>18176705
It’s a cute theory you just pulled out of your ass but sailors don’t call them “ropes”

>>18174891
Shoo shoo you negative Nancy

>>18176398
This is a man that enjoys slaving to pay for the black man's reparations

most based thread on /ck/ right now, i love you all

>>18174849
Absolutely based OP, considering becoming a line cook myself.

>>18178377
he was just pretending to be an oldfag

>>18176398
Nigger

>>18174891
You're right. But being a new line cook still is one of the best jobs there is, because of OP.

>>18177457
oh im on my way. you humans just keep burying your heads in the sand.

>>18177311
>aliens are just jews

I've only worked 3 days in the kitchen as a dishwasher, everyone was honestly so nice. had a coworker my age who started the same day I did and we started becoming friends, the owner brought me coffee himself during my break and had a chat with me. then i fainted during the third day, no idea why but i had pretty bad social anxiety and barely ate at the time so that might be it. was sent home and said they'll give me a call in a day or two to check up on me and see if I can get back to work soon. they didn't. didn't answer my calls or texts either, I'd appreciate it a lot more if they at least fired me. anyway this was during the middle of covid lockdowns too and was first job i landed after like a 100 different interviews. ended up homeless a month later cause I used all my savings and got kicked out. thanks for reading my blog and fuck you to whoever in that restaurant didn't even have the decency to fire me

>>18176799
i fucking hate jews but do tell me how do you expect society to work without people WORKING?

>>18175033
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VJe6LLoGgR8

>>18180494
robots and mexicans

>>18178534
A quick search shows most people agree that it comes from the golden age of sailing, pre-nineteenth century. Not ropes of semen you dick-obsessed lunatic.
https://www.oxford-royale.com/articles/bizarre-english-idioms-meaning-origins/

>>18180528
yeah, that's some stupid bullshit written by an anemic pale pencil neck faggot. actual sailors call them lines, no one calls them ropes.

>>18180551
>I know more about historical use of the English language than Oxford
>it's gay

>>18180527
are Mexicans going to build the robots

>>18180571
that's not what i claimed at all you fucking mongoloid. reread my post and work on your reading comprehension

>>18180477
This canada?

>>18174849
you're gonna be happy fren

>>18176398
Bartending is a great job and likely pays more than you make unless you're in tech. Buddy makes 80k a year from bartending. He works 24 hours a week.

>>18180747
bartending is for faggots and women. there's no reality where a straight man makes 80k from working 24 hours a week. it's also soul sucking bullshit for people without a shred of dignity or self-respect.

>>18180757
Some guy who allegedly was a date rapists from my high school went on the news at the start of Corona to complain how he, a bartender making 80k a year, wasn't getting his rent paid by the government lol

>>18175033
bondage

>>18180592
London

>>18174891
Everything becomes mundane after a while, but it doesn’t make OP’s experience any less meaningful. Fuck you, you enormous fucking faggot.

>>18180757
Funny because that was me for a few months as senior code after my supervisor left. Nearly quit after it ended.

>>18181072
I mean on the one hand, I get it, if the government literally stops you from working they should help with supporting you, but on the other someone making 80k a year should really have more put aside for a rainy day

I assume he spends all his money on Gamma-hydroxybutyrate instead