/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yeah, probably

It's possible, very time consuming and the ending result will be probably worse then what you can buy

yeah, but it's quite a project
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiK1tFQn6GY

>>18326433
some literal teenage autist went through the effort of making his own choklit and the mad lad actually won for best choklit in the world

>>18326433
Put your dik in it

>>18326433
yea, don’t you need a shit ton of it tho?

>>18326433
Yes but it's not worth it in the slightest, and without equipment you will spend days just grinding shit with a mortar

>>18326433
It takes a lot of steps and won't be half as good as a commercial products

Wtf i didnt know coffee came encased in goop

literally burn anything and add sugar and boom you got chocolate

>>18326864
>>18326856
>>18326448
Mostly thinking about it as a cool activity, not planning on bankrupting Callebaut.

you need a rolling mill stone and run the nibs for 24 hrs to velvet.

you need one of these and 24 hrs.

https://www.amazon.com/SS-Premier-PG-506-Chocolate/dp/B016E1NUZA/ref=sr_1_4?crid=2IOPD9JRROTFD&keywords=melanger&qid=1662520638&sprefix=melanger%2Caps%2C160&sr=8-4&ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.c3015c4a-46bb-44b9-81a4-dc28e6d374b3

>>18327157
after you ferment and dry them

Why would you make chocolate when you could make cocaine instead

>>18327189
and roast them.

>>18327248
cacao != coca

>>18326433
I don't see why more people don't just get cocoa powder and use that.

>>18327248
For me? It's the natural high from some good old fashioned cocaine.

>>18327156
its the most mid activity i can think of

>>18329155
Because it doesn't make chocolate with that midwit.

>>18327248
Why not cocaine chocolate?

>>18329233
mix it in stuff to make things chocolate flavored. Make homemade fudge, make bars of something else and add cocoa. Mix cocoa into toffee. Etc.

>>18326905
Also the goo tastes absolutely nowhere near chocolate. It's a bit citrusy.
There's this guy on YT who does fruit reviews, he tries all sorts of weird stuff. He had a couple different varieties of cacao fruit.

>>18329248
None of those are chocolate midwit.

>>18329293
They're not chocolate bars but they are chocolate.

>>18329155
Because you cant
Chocolate needs to have at least 30% cocoa butter to retain its structure
Cocoa powder, especially domestic types, only contain about 10 to 12% cocoa butter

>>18329309
>add pic related to cocoa powder
Problem, Wonka?

>>18329306
No they are not, those are chocolate flavoured things. They do not have the unique structure and makeup of what you call "chocolate". Like how salted caramel ice cream is not a hard caramel candy, or how banana bread is not a banana

>>18329326
"chocolate milkshake" = chocolate flavored milkshake. "Banana bread" = Banana flavored bread. You knew what I meant, faggot.

>>18329324
You can, but you'll have to beware of sweetening it at home without a grinder, which will also introduce the possibility of seizing. And you'll have to temper it too, one aspect which I noticed a lot of youtube "homemade chocolate" videos seem to skip, instead just popping the whole thing in the freezer and removing it when its frozen. But for that price, you might as well just buy factory or even boutique chocolate buddy

>>18329182
what does that even mean?

>>18329347
Nigger do you have communication problems?
By saying
>They're not chocolate bars
makes you sound like you're claiming that those things are forms of "chocolate" despite not being bars
The other guy is telling you that those things are not chocolate in a prior post, is it any surprise that other people will assume you're being an obtuse cunt trying to contradict him again?

>>18329356
it means he's a nigger

I saw them for sale at fucking HMart of all places about two years ago. idk wtf to do with one, so I didn't buy it.

>>18326476
Source?