/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18359277
toasties

>>18359277
Bacon and egg sandwiches, sometimes in instant ramen. That's about it

>>18359277
i like them melted into scrambled eggs, in sandwiches with less than three total ingredients (bologna, tuna salad, fried egg, etc), on cheeseburgers, and with pic related. That's about it. Sometimes when I want some trashy nostalgia chow, I'll throw a couple in a mornay with some hotdogs, peas and a ramen brick.

>>18359277
I use it as cheese because cheese is cheese no matter what you yurofags say

>>18359376
good goy, enjoy the slop

>>18359277
as a child i would take one or two singles, roll them into a ball and walk around the house with pondering thoughts while taking bites out of my "cheese ball"

>>18359376
Instead of using it as what? soundproofing floors?
Dumbass

>>18359277
I make my own, and yes, usually it is a cheese product because I'm only using around 50% cheese by weight to make it.

>>18359426
as cheese product
retard

>>18359438
whats the other 50%?

>>18359444
product

Leaf cheese

>>18359444
Milk, cream, butter depending on the consistency I want. You can do solid craft singles all the way to semi liquid at room temp nacho cheese.

>>18359277
I usually follow the terms of condition of the license and that all slices are single use only

Grilled cheese sandwich. I also throw a slice otr two in cheap box mac and cheese

>>18359277
trailer trash mac 'n cheese. individually wrapped singles are worse than "deluxe" or deli style, which is what I prefer to use. grate in some real cheddar and some parm, then a few slices of american and it gets real goopy. some butter and milk help, and to cook the noodles risotto style with just enough water so you retain all the starch. I also recommend a little mustard and some black pepper.

What do you guys think of the brands that can't use the word "cheese" on the packaging?

>>18360178
I think they're fascinating

>>18360218
Quintessential American Flavor

>>18359277
I like it on crackers as a snack or as a cheese sandwich with some mayo, adding a couple of slices to your boxed mac is good too. though real cheese is superior for grilled cheese and anyone who disagrees is a retard

>>18359277
Nothing. They don't have a good cheesy melt with a nice stretch to it. They're so fucking useless it makes me angry.

>>18360514
They don’t stretch for sure, but they melt better than any other cheese out there.

Anyways, I usually buy higher end American and use it for grilled cheese, mac & cheese, burgers, and queso as I don’t have to start a roux if I use like 60% American. Not to mention it’s definitely goat for queso and faggots who use “real” cheese for their queso usually end up with a clumpy, gritty, broken excuse for queso.

>>18359442
Bad cheeses when warmed are like hot plastics not true cheese

>>18359277
You guys ever just eat a slice of this on its own? There is almost like a sandy texture to it. I assume its whatever chemical that holds it together

>>18359497
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>18361489
The USA is great because all the best people with the best ideas come here to make it happen.

why do people act like "cheese product" is some horrible artificial abomination? it's basically just cheese with extra milk added to it far as I can tell

>>18359362
Mmm melted American in eggs are so good

>>18361560
Just Europeans seething for no other reason but to seethe

>>18360221
why do you only have a thumb

>>18359405
You know what? FUCK people just like you. Fuck you.

>>18361828
My mother ate too many american slices when she was pregnant.

>>18359277

A family member wanted to buy me mcdonalds burgers. To stick it to mcdonalds I chose the $2.39 double meat option without cheese instead of the $2.79 double cheeseburger option. I was going to microwave them at home anyway so I used two slices of my own cheese on each burger. Effectively I robbed mcdonalds of 0.80 cents in revenue, and all it took was clever planning on my part.

>>18363050
You had to buy the cheese so you didn't rob anyone.

>>18363050
Is that you in the pic? You're cute!

>>18363054
Fuck.

>>18363055
yea my name is madison