/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18406318
yeah it sucks, one friend i was at last time his wife and him kept bringing me out food and i ate some of it, but not all of it, and i think they were offended. they didnt even ask if i wanted the banana pudding they just gave it to me

>>18406318
italians unironically do eat some pasta cold, it's weird.

>>18406318
you're not alone anon
we've been in those weird positions before
cold pasta is so fucking weird

>>18406384
I'm italian and I never heard of anyone eating cold pasta.
There's pasta salad, which is a pretty popular summer dish, but it's a different thing

>>18406551
pasta salad literally has pasta in it, how is it not pasta?

>>18406318
>friends invite you for dinner
>at some point they open the fridge to take something
>fridge is a total mess with uncovered foods, half torn packages and half empty jars that look like that have been around for years
>immediately lose appetite even if the food looks and tastes decent

>>18406583
i assumed it was an american thing to feel less fat while eating pasta

>>18406318
Just eat it you bitch, why did you have to make such a big deal out of their cold pasta

>>18406583
it's a cold dish specifically made for hot summer days with short pasta and fresh ingredients, more similar to a salad than a traditional pasta recipe.
It's not like preparing a plate of spaghetti with sauce and then eating it cold.

>>18406327
You will eat the pudding kek

>>18406551
Then again you don’t do it with spaghetti, cold spaghetti are a mistake

>go to high school friend and his wife's house for labor day
>just have basic stuff like beers, grilled hot dogs, french fries, salad, etc.
>mfw they let their cat sleep on their table
>mfw they let their labrador play in their kitchen and get it soaking wet with drool
I'm convinced the majority of pet owners are fucking insane. I have a cat, but there's no way she'd be allowed to get up on the dining table.

>>18406599
Obsessed

>>18406318
>Anyone else hate eating food at other people's houses?
I hate eating at potlucks. Other people's idea of food is often bizarre and I don't trust their unknown food handling / sanitation

>>18406318
I just flat out don't like eating other peoples' food
I've only ever had good food at my friend's house who's just as autistic as me, who sous vide'd a roast for us all day

my general experience of food at other peoples homes is:
>not enough food
>food comes out cold
>food is underseasoned to shit
>1/4 enough meat
>1/2 enough starch
>3x too much sauce
>nothing has texture

Like I've had people over and made them tequila lime flank in penne pasta with a garlic cream cilantro pan sauce (a recipe i stole from Sweetwater Tavern and modified) and this bitch had the audacity to stare at it and say "ohhhh... I don't like bell peppers, they have a gross texture." They're basically a fucking garnish. I just stared at her and made her another bowl and picked around them

I've had friends look at me like I'm performing magic by cooking salmon skin on and serving them a filet of it intact.

like what the fuck, are peoples' taste buds so blown out with goyslop and Diet Cock that they can't understand basic flavor? Are they too jittery from the combination of Zoloft and Adderall that they're on to not destroy the texture of whatever they're cooking? I asked for poached eggs once at breakfast and got a fried egg with the yolk broken because they though I meant "poached like when a poacher stabs an animal with a speak illegally....?"

Yep, especially when I was a kid. Everyone thought I was weird for doing it. In hindsight, I had the right idea because that kept me thin and most of the people criticizing me were either fat or became fat later in life.

>>18406318
Absolutely. I’m a very fussy eater and spend days worrying beforehand if I have to eat at someone’s house. Thankfully most my friends are lazy bastards and usually get takeaways.

>>18407824
what the fuck is a fussy?

>>18406551
You aren't Italian then you fuck. Cold past' is a delicacy

>>18406585
>tfw my fridge is always empty except for beer, condiments, and ingredients for whatever I’m making the next couple nights
At least it’s clean

>>18407322
>Complains about how he doesn't like anyone else's food
>"NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT EAT MY BELL PEPPER"

>>18407824
>I'm a very fussy eater
>I don't give a rat's ass about the one thing I should be fussy about
Takeaways are the spawn of the devil, Mr Fussy Eater. They're covered in rat and pigeon shit. #Themoreyouknow

>>18407236
I'm American

>>18407835
Fake pussy, a post op tranny pussy

>>18407951
>eating fussy
vomitreaction.jpg

>>18407216
Youre just a faggot is all

>>18406585
You've described my mom's house when I visit
>mom's a hoarder
>has sauces and condiments from like 2015
>have to move like 129 things to get a drink out
Damn bitch you live like this?

>>18407835
a female pussy