/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>forbidden
>can still go to my store and buy a gallon of that
I don’t know what a shithole you live in where they ban blue juice but it’s most likely run by faggots

>>18602834
>contains 0% fruit juice
why are americans like this

>>18602845
do you not understand what forbidden means in this context, anon

>>18602853
Hey, I can read that.
>ツリカゲル (silica gel)
>たべわません (don't eat)

>>18603351
Too late!

>>18602853
What does this thing even do?

>>18603387
It informs you to not eat it

>>18603357
A reminder eating silicagel got so well forced at krautchan that a couple of anons yolo'd and tried it. Every time i see apu apustaja eating silica gel i imagine it's the face those idiots had

>>18603357
apu, no!

>>18602850
that stuff is for white trash and blacks

>>18603387
Absorbs moisture. Dont eat it.

>>18603407
>i believe everything i read on the internet: The retard

>>18603431
How does it absorb moisture through the bag?

>>18602853
they actually taste good

>>18602834
>Quality checkd
How would a water and corn syrup beverage fail a quality check?

>>18603730
bag is porous

>>18603730
The moisture cooks (penetrates) the bag

>>18602834
I don’t drink black people’s blue drank

>>18602853
>>18603351
>>18603357
>>18603387
>>18603397
>>18603407
>>18603410
>>18603431
>>18603730
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>>18603759
what happens if you do eat it?
death?

>>18603777
Nah, a bit dehydrated at worst, but their saturation ability is limited, so just drink a lot. There used to be some that had other chemicals, but not lethal.

>>18603357
Enjoy intestinal dehydration and impaction of stool

>>18603777
You poop it out, it's literally just in there so people don't think that it's meant to be eat when included in food products.

Forbidden grape drink.

>>18602834
What does the blue drink do?

>>18603762
this but unironically

>>18603762
based magapede making the stinky liberals working at starbucks clean up his pile of feces

where's that one horse whiskey in the vinegar jug?

>>18604772
yellow soybean oil squares

I remember a story from some British Army vet on /k/ about how one of his squadmates ate an entire brick of plastic explosive on a dare, and died because it's really fucking poisonous. Beyond that apparently in Vietnam GI's would chew on bits of c4 like gum.

>>18604772
The real question is does it really taste like american

>>18604778
>>18604729

>>18602834

my mom bought me a tiny bottle of it once. i did not ask for it again, having actual food at home.

>>18604729
Lucky terrorists get force fed delicious spicy government cheese.

>>18602834
>pasteurized

>>18602850
Isnt corn syrup technically a fruit juice anyway?

tijuana mama is a staple on road trips

Seriously why isn't there a human version of this
Sweet and sour squid snacks that are semi hard instead of crunchy sounds fucking delicious

>>18603762
>Starbucks near work doesn't change their bathroom code
Score
Never ending poo sanctuary and free toilet paper for life

>>18604858
It's obviously some sorth of nougat made with honey

>>18603762
>poo all over legs and feet
cool self own

>>18603763
>looks like energy drink shot bottle (e.g. 5 hour energy)
>looks like hot sauce bottle
What did they mean by this?

>>18604772
>they're turning Americans into cheese
O_O

Traditional candy

>>18602834

>>18603845
I guess the next time I have the runs I know what to do.

>>18603777
Risk of intestinal blockage mostly. You'd probably be fine.

>>18605638
Hmmmm minty

>>18604790
Binary explosives of a...Different kind.

>>18605210
But anon...That's the SECRET ingredient in ALL your Smartlabeled™ snacks and beverages--
PFFFT!! Forbidden my ass, It's practically mandatory.
If you ever want to find out what's really in your food, good luck, it's intentionally difficult to find, and most of it is intentionally misleading, or just outright lies.