/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i would gladly pay to eat at alinea and i would enjoy it

>>18676140
is it okey to lick the plate?

>>18676160
if he hadnt broke the yoke there'd be absolutely nothing wrong with this

>>18676135
Is this what peak bourgeois cuisine looks like?

>>18676135

>>18676232
thats heaven

>>18676232
>filename
that's clearly mexican

>>18676246
>looks like shit and could give you a heart attack in under 20 seconds
>Thhhaaats not Murican food

>>18676218
>he
I can almost guarantee that's Kay. I can recognize her failings anywhere.

>>18676256
>>18676232

Anyone got jackrawchicken.webm? I keep forgetting to save it.

>>18676270
no wonder this young lad has gynecomastia

>>18676270
Plot twist, that's someone from America.

>>18676135
I worked there, pretty comfy place.

>>18676135
I suppose if the chef makes a $100-value portion of mousse, then even eating it off a dirty floor would count as high-end dining.

>>18676160
Let people make their own eggs however they damn well please. That's like the one thing that everyone gets to personalize for themselves, no matter how good or shitty their overall cooking is.

>>18676160
Is that Worcester sauce?

>>18676268
correcting people's use of gendered pronouns is for faggots, even when you happen to be right

>>18676506
No she just burnt everything and probably doesn't clean the pan.
Can't fathom are Kay ever using Worcestershire sauce.

>>18676531
Don't be a queer, man.

>>18676160
I make eggs like this but i use ghee. That shit is amazing with eggs.
Ghee in general is really underrated, it goes amazingly well with eggs and fish. Fish fillet made with ghee is godly

>>18676579

>>18676638
Cringe but admittedly somewhat impressive

>>18676135
High and dining place where the head chef punches you in the face multiple times to enhance the food

>>18676531
I think he's just commenting that he knows who is featured in the video. cock sucking weirdo.

>>18676135
Some people really aren't human. Just mindless cogs

>>18676256
Mexico is fatter per capita

>>18676644
no cringe there stupid
u made up the cringe
give me your address btw

>>18676270
Very unhealthy lifestyle. All that nodding must be killing his neck.

>>18676638
based

>>18676531
what kind of hyper-sensitive faggot...

Can someone please post the one with the tripe and intestines hanging from the cart outside, with the water irrigation system running through it, please? Have no idea if I'm even describing it right, so hopefully can post background on what it is

>>18676956
The punch to the face releases endorphins that gets your heart racing and excited to eat the food. It will be dynamic and interactive for the guests.

>>18676485
tell us about working there, Anon

>>18676246
mexico is in america

>>18676160
i hate her and her enabler family

>>18678118

>>18678118
That's damn impressive

>>18676160
I feel like there should be three women standing around that promising me I would be king of Scotland.

>>18678257
Pathetic.
King Cobra recently made short work of a pepperoni

>>18678324
Anon that's raw chorizo.

>>18678217
What was she trying to make?? I can at least guess what she's going for most of the time but this just looks like rotten food

>>18678134
She's been at it for so long she HAS to be taking the piss at this point. There's no other way.

>>18678134
typical electric stove cooking

>>18679249
Not her fault her internet access is upload only so she has to guess how to make french toast.

>>18676246
>english everywhere
>american versions of snacks
>neon yellow american cheese sauce
>doooood, that's mexican yooo

>>18676405
is america in the room with you right now?

>>18679208

>>18679290
a white women cooking

>>18676405
Pretty fucking clear that it's Jonah hill, captain obvious

>>18679208
This person spams tiktok videos of her throwing gross shit in a pan and pretending it's great. Its just outrage porn for views.

>>18676135
Gourmet sloppa... Divine

>>18676135
>sugary sharts on a shingle
>$285 + tip + gratuity +hoppy IPAs for the kitchen ;)
lol
bordering on lmao
I'd rather get an entire tasting menu at a nice restaurant for that amount of dough

>>18676135
which part of this experience is "interactive"?
the guests don't get to choose the things dropped on the "plate" and they don't even get to choose where they get dropped
these fucks are so far up their asses that they fail to realize they already fucked up their gimmick

>>18678217
wholesome family

>>18678315
this is what happens who you dont teach kids how to cook in school

>>18679208

>>18679405
Interactive means you can film it on your iphone

>>18679377
Is he just randomly making slop, or is this supposed to be an actual dish?

>>18679208
This would have been fine if she'd stopped after the eggs, but she just keeps going and it keeps getting increasingly incomprehensible. I mean it looks edible, it just makes no sense at all.

>>18676638
Why did he cum on the back and not the front

>>18679377
most sane finn

>>18676135
lemme just eat some of this dry ice real quick what could go wrong.

It's amazing how people will justify their poverty and lack of taste. I couldn't imagine depriving yourselves of nice things because you're so hung up on their presentation for one course of a 15 course meal, it's like going to a modern art museum and going "my five year old could make that" when we both know you've never had sex.

>>18680683
Doodoopoopoo

>>18676270
Go I wish that was me

>>18676135
Just sloppa my shit up, f a m

>Let's eat off a dusty ceiling tile.

>>18677018
Nah, amerifats literally have different standards so they can feel better about being fatter. Mexico's "fatter" because they count people with 25 BMI, Murica starts counting at like 30 BMI. You literally can't find people cruising around on fat scooters in Mexico, but yeah, there's a lot of chubby people

>>18677228
He has to maintain the rolls of fat around his neck to reinforce the spine.

>>18679285
Look at that hand/arm

>>18676246
All the labels are in English, retard

>>18680848
looks like an american arm, what are you on about

>>18678184
This is worse than 9/11

>>18678242
Ruined

>>18679285
>Dorito
>Takis
>Fuego
>``english''

>>18679208
>if only you knew how bad things really were

>>18676246
>Implying there's a difference these days

>>18678315
Is that a dog or a large cat?

>>18676135
Do they clean that before throwing shit at it?

>>18679237
Fried rice
She forgot to cook the rice first

>>18681028
It's only a matter of time before Spanish replaces english the same way whites are getting replaced.

>>18680683
Have fun paying over $300 to lick dust off of a disgusting dirty ceiling tile I guess.

>>18681410
>press #2 for English
Highly political and psychological, anon.
Not being facetious.

>>18681482
Forgot webm:

>>18676135
Meh, it's 'a big plate/bowl'. I've seen far worse...

>>18678217
That look shes gives him from 39 to 41 is so disgusting. Her attempts to mentally guilt her retarded family into enjoying her food exists outside the bounds of eye contact.

>>18681410
Right that must be why Mexico is a superpower and everyone consumes their culture on a global level

Oh wait

>>18681490
Meh, could work, I would stop ising the retarded paper clip and use a cheese grater instead, mix a bit of cheese and you get some breakfast hamburger for kids

>>18681539
Geez, I though he fucking died around halfway though and was only being held upright due to all his muscles seizing.

>>18681550
>Meh, could work
yeah, I can guarantee that just pouring the eggs over that mess and mixing it like they did will not yield those results.
Agree that it might not be too bad if you simply cut up the hotdogs 1/4" lengthwise,(cheap sausages like BarS would be better,) and then made a better savory batter. The beer cheese is pretty fake too--that shit got switched out for a Mornay, or they added a floured butterball off cam.
Anyone who has done any length of time, real cooking knows these clickbaits are bullshit.

>>18680683
>Nice things
It's literal junk food tossed on a ceiling tile dude, your mind has been broken

>>18681616
India was a mistake.

>>18680683
only poor people pretend to be rich by wasting their money. this is probably a place to scam middle/lower class retards and for laundering drug money.

yes, if you live in silcon valley, making 300k+ whatever a year but spend 90% of it on rent, loans and food, you are still a poorfag.

>>18679208
American "cuisine"

>>18682277
>those shaky hands

>>18676246
>crumbled bacon
That’s basically inexistent in mexico, although it could probably exist in border cities.
It COULD be mexicans but not ones living in mexico.

>>18679208
This felt like a cartel video

>>18682599

>>18676270
>that head bobbing after every bite
Why do fat people do this? Like they're physically incapable of eating food without doing a little celebratory groan or dance

>>18681539
The "You want some?" got me

>>18681126
Lmao at the way the meat face gets progressively more and more demonic as the video goes on

>>18682277
This is his deluxe sandwich iirc

>>18681490
is this one of those things I could eat on a keto diet and still lose weight? Serious question

>>18682318
Kek lmao

>>18678217
This looks like one of those JAV videos where the chick cooks her own vomit, but it doesn't give me a boner.

>>18679208
Is this how you summon demons? Somebody call the Travel Channel ghost hunter bastards and tell them to fry up some burg and chips instead of using spectrometers

>>18679377
Literally only missing the jellybeans

>>18683281
But the corn did not pop...

>>18676270
I'm so hungry right now, bros...

>>18679208

>>18679208
wtf this is hilarious but terrifying at the same time

>>18682277
an old man making a boring bologna and egg sandwich? hardly horrible

>>18679208
Ooh, frittata!

>>18683247
>Goldstein

>>18683556
its really every single time at this point. I don't even need to check

>>18676638

>>18676270
Idk why but of all the webms you see on /ck/, this one repulses me. Hard to watch.

>>18683587

not a webm but

>>18683921
The gays have gone too far this time.

>>18681126
kek

>>18683587
I swear unto jesus christ i will get a time machine then i'm going to show this to the entirety of japan right before the nukes hit and tell them this is what is going to happen to their culture

>>18683928
>>18683921
WONT THEY THINK OF THE NOODERU?!?

>>18684515
Mans was so focused on the food he didn't notice she was totally into him. Many such cases.

>>18684533
OP said horrifying, not hot.
How much money do you think she's made from selling to perverts?

>>18684533
why not just sell it

>>18684553
she gets me hard

>>18684607
>Pumping is like an Olympic sport, and I am an elite"
Diamonds.

>>18684518
When will he die

>>18684528
>yea i like my eggs a lil runny

>>18676270
>my mom's leftovers
does that mean mom's filming? how embarrassing

>>18676135

>>18684533
>1,75 gallons a day
damn
i wonder if it would taste nice in coffee

>>18684528
Pretty sure this disgusting man is actually Canadian.

>>18684679
Pretty sure he's Finnish.

>>18684683
It's the autistic hoarder who is a lawyer, right? Whats his channel again?

>>18684708
pasi viheraho

>>18684715
thanks... it's wild how all these hoarder/disgusting creature cooking videos all end up looking similar.

>>18684533
>it's not weird, it's a very natural thing
Says every weird and unnatural creep.
Why hoard it like that?

>>18684732
Because she produces lots of breast milk and gives it away. She's a HOT human cow and I'd drink her milk fuck yeah I'm hard af

>>18678235
I don't need to see a face to know that this is from a scalfani video

>>18684510
DO THE WAGIE

>>18676135
What is wrong with the British "people"?

>>18676135
This thread makes me feel like a chef, wtf is wrong with people? Is Cooking finally a lost skill?

>>18680683
no, you autistic fucking shitdildo. money can't buy good taste

>>18684919
That looks great, though. How do you not like pork and beans?

>>18676270
take your hat off in the restaurant you fucking fat niggerfaggot

>>18684732
Literally says she donated 700 gallons, she probably freezes excess and donates it.

>>18684538
>totally into him
Anon.... I

>>18684533
Jewish?

>>18684919
fuck yeah

>>18685098
This is just a keto meme women do because they're convinced replacing bread with a big slab if cheese is fine.

>>18685098
You'd think after Megan Markle made 200 million from Netflix that she'd make better food with better ingredients.

>>18678118
FYI the burger was glued together before hand so this isn't the epic own on le gőyslop you think it is

>>18685662
Was this supposed to be an own on goyslop? I thought it was just an impressive display of skill.

>>18684654
>first 5 seconds
lost

>>18685098
It might actually be good to make a cheese waffle by pouring in some batter, a piece of cheese and then more batter but this looks like shit.

>>18682687
Definitely, there's some carbs in the beer, but as long as you didn't eat the entire thing you'd be fine.

I've lost 70lbs doing low carb with a side order of intermittent fasting on my days off work.

>>18684524
God i hope russia gets nuked so that our culture can become like this too.

>>18676135
>"high end" dining
>literally just fruit and sugar
lol ok

>>18685812
>survive nuke
>obtain loli gf
Seems like a fair trade desu

>>18677393
I want someone to post the guy who shoved sausages down his throat then throws them up

>>18678257
Oh thank goodness here it is

>>18676160
This just reminds me of cooking eggs in a bunch of bacon grease when I go camping. The best way to cook eggs.

>>18676135
This pos chef has 3 Michelin meme Stars. Lmao.

>>18682312
That will be you someday.

>>18685971
Tire company stars don't mean shit.

>>18676135
I both hate it and want it. The rest of the menu is more interesting and equally pretentious.

>>18684521
absolutely disgusting

>>18676638
Source?

>>18676256
Hahahaha holy shit, look at that arm! And the watch KEK it barely fits

>>18681616
had they cornstarched the hotdog bit and then mixed w the egg to bind it may have worked.. basic fried baloney patty..

the cheese they wouldve needed a binder to get that consistency

>>18684919
I'm a slut for baked beans

>>18678134
How

>>18678159
Thats unexplainable outside severe mental issues.

>>18682596
cant unsee it now, kek

>>18686669
>>18686672
she's an idiot and nobody has the good sense to stand up to her.

garlic bread made by a failed housewife

>>18686689
>manmade horrors beyond our comprehension
I've never been able to believe that "Kay" isn't a character being played out. There is no way anyone expects the shit she makes to be suitable for human consumption.

>>18686706
just look at her, enough said.

>>18686710
I have, I swear! I've sat through all of her full vids, and it's just too damn much. It has to be an act! I can't allow myself to believe it's all real and unironic.

>>18679208
It just gets more demonic

>>18684657
The 3 Olives. They always get me

>>18676270
Do people actually go to drive Thu just to eat in the parking lot in the car?
Is it it more of he can't be bother to take his camera with him
Why not just go out and eat in the fucking McDonald itself or just bring your foods home/office whatever

>>18686714
she's the human expression of someone who was never told they failed.

who knows what this is, shortbread cake? lol, nice try.

>>18686714
People who are ugly on the outside are usually ugly on the inside too.

>>18686701
i don't think garlic bread was ever made this bad back when people beat their wives
just saying

>>18686701
i love teeth in my bread

>>18683241
bonger genocide when?

>>18683587
Uooooohhhhhh

>>18676229
No, places like that are for middle class people larping as upper class

>>18680801
>You literally can't find people cruising around on fat scooters in Mexico
They can't afford them lol

>>18684533
in the future when genetic engineering is a thing, do you think it will become a profession for women to have themselves genetically engineered to hyperlactate to provide milk to the community? imagine if in the future, instead of centralized production of formula, communities could just hire one or two hyperlactators to provide fresh milk to the children in their community. in exchange for their milk they have their needs provided for alongside an allowance. it would be a similarly low skill job for women like stripping, except socially acceptable and actually useful.

>>18678257
woo woo woo! ACK

>>18685812
Let that be a lesson to all. Japan showed you the way, take the nuke-pill.

>>18682627
I actually know some people who do that and they literally cannot answer me when I ask. One literally makes a groaning noise every time he drinks something sugary every single time

>>18685098
Choffles? I thought life by jen died

>>18686800
What do you think the bourgeosie is?

>>18676135
Holy fucking hell.

This can just fuck right off.

I've been getting into an artist called Big Data and I thought about writing a musical around the lyrics and turning it into a theatre show and even that seemed pretentious to me. This is like... The impetus for a yuppie holocaust.

>>18686729
It's hard to find a seat inside that isn't near some gross asshole who kills your appetite.

>>18687113
Since we're bringing up our knowledge of Marxist theory apropos of nothing: Moyenne et haute bourgeoisie.

>>18684654
Timeless classic

>>18676135
How long will it be until I am able to lock someone up in my basement for a few days so that the taste of their food is improved?

>>18687139
Matter of fact, what's being described is more like how la petit bourgeoisie relates to la bourgeoisie en general.

>>18687113
Depends which definition of bourgeois you're using but I'll concede

>>18687183
There's only one real definition, as described >>18687145
>>18687139 there's quite a lot of depth here. Marx and Engels weren't just inventing abstractions, they were analysing material and social reality as they pertain to human flourishing.

>>18687212
Whoops, I linked the wrong one. Jfc
>>18687151

>>18687232
Also: Not a Marxist, except inasmuch as there's a legacy of sociology that I tend to agree with, which, you know, according to Marxists makes me a Marxist. I think there's a problem with that, an unlearned lesson maybe, if you call yourself a thing it makes it very easy for you and yours to be attacked. I find when I simply tell most "conservatives" that the people who operate farms and factories ought to own them, they tend to agree.

>>18678263

>>18678263
Too bad he had another stroke, tho'.
I want to keep watching his atrocities for a few more years.

>>18687202
>Uma delicia
The webm.

>>18681301
I'm hoping for rabbit but who the fuck knows

>>18684666
Deserved for wearing a leather jacket to the table

>>18676956
High end restaurant where the helicopter trip fake crashes in the wilderness and you run around with the chef for 7 days thinking you're going to die before his assistants herd a deer towards you and have you stab it to death with a utility knife before your chef friend cooks it over a fire using conveniently placed herbs and it's the best thing you've ever eaten in your entire life

>>18679377
Milk steak is based, plenty of protein.

>>18685152
Jews are usually barren, female ben shappiro is paraded around for a reason

>>18684919
>£3 for some beans
Fuck off

>>18676270
americans are fucking disgusting

>>18681975
As a SV reject that got fired for incompetence, a lot of those people that make 300k/yr save the lion's share of their money for when they can fuck off to Kentucky and buy like a 20 acre plot of land with a house in cash.

>>18676270
are NY-obsessed Brits like this common?
i know it's common to have a shirt or something but it's obvious this guy is a NY advertisement every day of his life

>>18686748
Rude D:

>>18684679
You're thinking of Masao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-XbIGFY8pI

>>18687419
Didn't she miscarry the first one as well?

>>18678257
Honestly the first 10 seconds look like what European propaganda taught me all yanks look like when I was young. Now I know it's just some of them, not all

>>18683241
That man looks so bongish I bet his piss is woosta sos and url greh

>>18676598
Ghee is literally just clarified butter

>>18676135
This looks so fucking pretentious lmao

>>18676489
>Let people make their own eggs however they damn well please.
That's fine and I agree but did you not notice the disgusting as fuck oil that's black as fuck?

>>18687692
Shit, sorry.
Mistook this for the regular webm thread. Nothing wrong with scallops.

>>18676506
Eggs and worcester are based

>>18678118
How many weeks of his life did he spend doing this

>>18679208
My favourite thing is seeing retards delicately dressing dishes with potato chips like they're a garnish

>>18681490
I can't watch this because I just visualize this as if the paperclip was going through my penis

>>18681539
The plus side is that if her kids were born today she'd have made them trannys. Better to eat garbage than estrogen

>>18684668
Imagine how many calories she needs a day just for maintenance

>>18686735
she's the human expression of inbreeding

>>18684533
>>18684668
Is there fully grown adults who get a kink out of drinking breast milk?

>>18684654
>>18684657
every step is amazing, will always watch this

>>18678217
is she frying up a batch of kitty litter? I am losing my fucking mind.

>>18684533
>1.5 gallons a day
either that milk is dogwater or she's eating like an olympic swimmer

>>18683587
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH CUNNY PANCAKES

>>18687692
>filename

>>18682318
SAUCE NOW

>>18682318
DEAR FUCKING LORD SAUCE NAO!!!!!!

>>18688057
lenexwants

>>18682318
HELLO?????

>>18688071
>lenexwants
Fuck you

>>18684533
When my son was born my wife could only make about 20 ounces a day and she pumped constantly. I wish for my son's sake she could produce like this.

>>18684668
Breast milk tastes like skim milk from the times I've tried it.

>>18679377
Its like if you gave an AI a bunch of input about "cooking" and then had it cook something, this would be the end result

>>18680683
>You won't eat off of a ceiling tile? You have NO taste
I'll stay "uncultured" if that's what culture means to you. Been to plenty of nice restaurants with tasting menus and none of them ever pulled that crap

>>18688204
Oh yeah.. hahaha for your son's sake. I feel you, anon.

>>18684919
Seems a little expensive but looks really nice. Especially with the ham hock

>>18676270
Imagine the gains this fat sack of shit could obtain if he just started lifting
Sad2c

>>18678235
God, it always funny seeing this fat retard get so scared from hot oil. The way he just throws it in from his fear of burning himself makes me laugh because I'm sure he's achieving that every single time.
I hope somehow he stops getting strokes and his manky little arm gets better for him to keep on being stupid on video.

>>18678205
All she had to do was flour and reapply batter like 2 more times...

>>18683587
>cunny pancakes

>>18686669
he has to sell all the eggs

>>18687964
>you just know
>she ain't gonna eat it doe
>based based based based based based
quoting myself

>>18676405
Plot twist, the things you see on social media are all cherry picked sensationalism for the purpose of engagement.

>>18684518
it's funny because it's just an act

>>18687118
>>18687119
Is there a reason why he is doing that instead of dressing them like you would e.g. a squirrel?

>>18685662
are you honestly retarded? you don't need to be on this site.

>>18684919
Beans are incredibly filling, inoffensive food. What's wrong with you Anon?

>>18684524
AHHH NOOOO NOT ANIME PANCAKES IM GOING INSANEEE WE NEED ANOTHER NUKE

>>18678257
I once rented a room to someone who ate that brand of chorizo and it always confused me because it's super shitty compared to the store brand of the local supermarket at the same price point.

>>18689288

>>18686714
I think it’s a family that really loves their mom/spouse and they would rather just shovel this garbage than hurt her feelings.

>>18688900
what did anon mean by this?

>>18687890
I honestly expected that to go MUCH worse.

>>18685098

>>18687246
>I'm not a commie, except I am and just find people immediately writing me off as a retard inconvenient

>>18676489
>let people enjoy things!!!!!
Get cancer and die, nigger.

>>18684518
The moldy chicken is the worst part of this

>>18683587
Delicious flat pancake...

>>18676956
The heat of the fist cooks the blood

>>18678235
>has the precise utensil to lower it into oil
>throws it in and flinches away from flying oil like a fucking moron
I really can't believe people like this exist and can vote

>>18690040
underrated

>>18684919
THESE NIGGAS EATIN' BEANS

>>18683587
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>18689858
Yeah we should all be miserable angry faggots just like you. Hope all that hate gives you a stroke. =)

>>18686628
What is this retard on?
I would rather eat rats fried with chinese gutter oil than that shit.
Is he taking this piss?

>>18676270
Why did somebody film this?
Is eating a lot seen as an accomplishment by them?

>>18686756
You know, now that you mention it.
You come home from a 12 hour shift in the coal mines and your wife gives this shit? And pretends it's edible?
She's serving you dog food with a smile on her face, expectant that you're too much of a pussy to demand better. It's downright insulting.

>>18688887
But baked beans are oversweetened garbage.

>>18676246
What's the difference?

>>18679371
based lmfao

>>18690334
You're just as mad as he is, except that you're a passive aggressive little bitch
touch grass + seethe
Also I am a zoomer and I felt absolutely nothing typing all of this inb4 you "no u" me haha owned

>>18683241
It's less the mixing it all together into slop, it's the gross shoveling into his mouth that gets me.

>>18686689
It's like a horror movie