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Time to start a grease fire

>> No.18702905
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>> No.18702924

>>18702905
Is...is it really you?

>> No.18702936

I need to cum

>> No.18702942

>>18702936
It's as shrimple as that.

>> No.18702952

toasting in comfy bread

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>>18702923
:)

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Fml

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>>18702961
Why

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>> No.18702993

>>18702990
gray matter

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>> No.18703001

>>18702923
This is your brain,

>>18702990
and this is your brain on Dinotendies

>> No.18703005

I thought you got permabanned for eating the eggs

>> No.18703009

>>18702894
You forgot the other ingredients

>> No.18703012

I am monitoring this thread

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>>18703009
Like what?

Also toast

>> No.18703026

>>18703012
me too

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>>18703013

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Eggs on max

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>>18702990
Senpai who is this? He looks in terrible terrible pain.

>> No.18703068

i am so erect for food atrocities

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>>18703072
>>18703013
at least put it in the oven you fucking retard

>> No.18703080

>>18703072
It's like Picasso's take on gordan ramsey

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>>18703060

oy vey, goyim, stop noticing things !

>> No.18703103

>>18703072
Lmfao

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>> No.18703112

god bless you dinotendies <3

>> No.18703119

>>18703108
Just like dad used to make while wasted 3/4 a pack deep into bud light

>> No.18703121

dinotendies i want you to know i met my bf by showing him your vids

>> No.18703125

>>18703121
I don't want to hear about gay sex

>> No.18703128

>>18703108
wa lah

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Missing something

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>>18703134
yeah a brain

>> No.18703156

>>18703121
:)

>> No.18703206

>>18703134
no more spam PLEASE

>> No.18703216

>>18702894
GroundSneed

>> No.18703279

>>18703134
gonna be honest now that it's all put together I'd probably eat that

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>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>> No.18703314

>>18702894
subsequently ground sneed

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>>18703305
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>18703108
Im laughing at how simple this is. Its too simple. And the way the beef was cooked.

>> No.18703364

>>18702894
IS THIS THE REAL DINOTENDIES

HOW ARE THE POSSUMS DINOTENDIES

>> No.18703380

>>18702961
>didn't even crack a seasoning packet on it
:'(

>> No.18703384

>>18703134
I'd eat it.
I'd probably like it too.

>> No.18703418

>>18703134
A schmear of Peanut Butter and some crumbled up Andy Capp's Hot Fries

>> No.18703440

>>18703134
WHAT IS IT MISSING, I NEED TO KNOW

>> No.18703446

>>18703440
>>18703134
needs onion. some nice thick slices of raw onion

>> No.18703490

>>18703446
That would be quite nice

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Fake dinotendies thread
no possum
no wendy
no dilapidated house.

>> No.18703530

>>18703506
Totally fake, DT even frames his photos differently, and I'm pretty sure the /ck/ mods range-banned all of Florida to keep him out. But I still appreciate the fan fiction, nevar forget, DT banned from /ck/, /k/, and /fit/ for excessive heterosexuality.

>> No.18703542

>>18703119
nobody get's wasted off 4.2%

>> No.18703594

>>18703530
Why do they hate him so much
his threads were kino

>> No.18703603

>>18703594
Jealousy.

>> No.18703621

>>18702924
Obviously not.

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the real one hangs out in /trash/

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Did I type in the wrong trip?

>> No.18703691

>>18703594
>>18703603
This. The jannies hate Dinotendies with every fiber of their being because he is everything they want but can never be. They hate his sleek, muscular frame and gorgeous tanned mocha skin. They hate his loyal titcow Asian wife and his five strong boys who all grew up hunting wild game in the Florida everglades. They hate the fact that his palatial Jacksonville plantation is owned debt-free and tax-free because of his Native American heritage and the royalties from his numerous movie roles as a lowkey but respected character actor. They absolutely despise his natural kinship with animals, especially the regal opossum, the most intelligent and gentle of all non-human mammals. They hate his natural, instinctual knife skills and the fact that he could cook a meal better than Gordon Ramsay on a sterno can in the parking lot at a Love's Truck Stop. In summary, Dinotendies is the antithesis of the malding tranny Redditor /ck/ janny archetype, and they will never forgive him for his success, or indeed his very existence, which implicitly reveals their Rick & Morty Nintendo Switch manbabyhood for all to see. And perhaps most damning of all, HE DOESN'T DO IT FOR FREE. (In addition to the movie royalties and trust fund, he gets a monthly stipend from the Florida Opossum Preservation Board.)

>> No.18704010

cook some ground chuck in sneed oils then feed it to yourself

>> No.18704038

>>18702894
>20% fat
>grease fire
kek no

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>>18703108
>mushed eggs
>tinfoil
>half burnt half cold bagels
>grey sloppa

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>>18704038
It has happened before

>> No.18704227

>>18704220
Maybe try not cooking in your parent's sex dungeon and try a real kitchen, tripfag.

>> No.18704241

>>18704220
too bad that's not your brain matter splatter all over the wall

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>> No.18704490

>>18704227
welcome to /ck/, enjoy your stay

>> No.18704500

>>18702894
Even though it's not the real Dinotendies I still highly enjoy this thread

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>>18704220
And it was a Glorious fire