/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18744785

If I see them out tomorrow, I'll try them and if they're not, as you say, "top tier," I'll make you disappear faster than Lebron's hairline.

>>18744785
I'm so jealous of Americans and the sheer variety of chip flavors they have. We don't even have fucking salsa Verde doritos

>>18744785
>American culture revolves around.....

>>18744899
Not enough fat monsters in your country to justify a million different snack flavors cause the whole point of all these types is to keep the fatties happy and constantly consuming as they basically eat junk food daily

>>18744785
>>18744789
>>18744836
>>18744899
>>18744918
>>18744928
>>18744929
>FLAMING HOT
>sour cream

I was quite sad when they replaced the original Old Dutch BBQ flavor with the BBQ flavor that tastes similar to other brands. I'm glad that they brought it back in the box packs.

>>18744785
Bro, crab chips

>>18744969
no thanks, give me prawn crackers instead

>>18744918
Celebrity endorsements. The BBQ sauce is for the fries!

>>18744979
these are amazing

Best chips I ever had are billy goat kicker chips.
Unfortunately, they're only St. Louis regional and there's kind of expensive. But totally worth it.
It's been years since I've had them but they're still my favorite.

>>18744979
these are disgusting

>>18744785
May be a dumb question, cause they picture a chili plainly, but do these taste like chili or more like a jalapeno cheddar spice?

>>18744979
Meh.
I like them, but not enough to get an entire pack.
I like chips a lot more than crackers.

>>18744785
best chips coming thru

>>18744933
I love hot, sour cream

>>18744785
These are trash and have some odd aftertaste

>>18745006
no they aren't jalapeno, they taste like other flaming hot chips combined with cheddar sour cream

>>18744785
these are terrible and smell like toe fungus/athlete's foot

>>18745026
these can't be real lmao

>>18744785
all my my local walmarts have stopped stocking these so I have stopped buying chips

>>18744933
>he doesn't mix together the hot sauce and sour cream on his taco

>>18745168
I survived on these and the purple ones in high school

>>18745168
We just ran out of these at my house, thank you for reminding me to get more

Goated fr

I haven't eaten ruffles since the 1980s

Delicious

>>18744785
>jarring conflation of flavors
even if lebron wasn't on the bag, you'd already know it was an urban american flavor

>>18744899
america is shit tier compared to japan and even canada. all we have is basic bitch flavors like sour cream and onion, salt and vinegar, barbecue, cheese, and maybe some shit like ketchup or pickle.

>>18745189
>eating sour cream
it's like you're just horrible at flavor, anon.

>>18745265
>all we have is basic bitch flavors
i'm sorry you live in a gas station back in the 80s.

>>18745255
Have you seen Ms. Vickies now has all dressed?

>>18744785
Agreed. Best chips in the game.

>>18744785
>picture of a elite 0,1% rich chink slaver

yeah no thanks i am good

>>18744935
Dip these in some Top the Tater and you’re set

i'm eating a bag of these at lunch with a sandwich but i live in WI not MI. OP's pic related is good too.
>t.chip enjoyer

>>18745004
never had em but looks good, i like a thick dark chip

>>18744785
Why is it that every nigger flavor is flaming hot?

>>18745182
I feel the same way about All Dressed.

>>18745926
you don't live in Phoenix by any chance, do you? All Dressed was my second favorite flavor and they stopped stocking those around the same time as the Hot Wings ones

>>18746053
No, I'm in Ohio but the same thing happened here.

>>18745052
I've never told anyone this, but sometimes I get a particularly nasty foot fungus if my feet get wet at work, and they smell just like sour cream and onion chips

>>18744928
>everything good and enjoyable is for fat people
>if you don't want to be fat, you have to be miserable all the time
What a compelling argument.

step aside, nerds

>>18745921
heat = seasoning = nonwhite product in the eyes of a blatantly racist, average mutt leftist

>>18746561
This and Old Dutch all dressed. Hard tie.

>>18745255
These are my favourite

>>18744932
I always hated getting these for halloween

>>18747524
I loved them as a kid. But as an adult, I keep having the feeling that they changed the recipe because they don't taste as good. I even emailed the manufacturer, they said nothing changed.

>>18747527
I feel this way about Cool Ranch Doritos, I think they put less flavour on them than they used to

>>18745004
hipster chips

Supreme

get some of these down you

shit is cash

>>18745168
This is the best brand of chips I've ever had.

I once broke a 6 day fast with a bag of these. Accidental, but highly recommended.

>>18746282
I had to throw away a pair of slippers that I put on without completely drying myself after a shower. They started to smell like salami.
I tried to deodourise with bicarb to no avail then I put one of those tiny tree car thingies in there. Bought one, cut it in half and put each half in each slipper.
Big mistake.
When I put the slippers on (after removing the tree halves, of course), my feet began to have an extremely unpleasant-bordering-painful tingling, a pins-and-needles sort of feeling.
After that, I just tossed the bitches and bought a new pair, but they're not nearly as comfortable. : (

>>18744785
So rare, but so damn good.

>>18745921
these are great

>>18745255
The local convenience mart booted spicy dill pickle for these. I disagree with that decision.

>>18746561
What does voodoo taste like? I've never eaten a shrunken head before.

not as good as rap snacks

for me it's picrel

>>18747963
it’s all the flavors mixed together, tastes mostly like barbecue and salt and vinegar to me. they’re good, but I think I’d prefer regular salt and vinegar chips

>>18744899
if you ever visit china they have some whacked out Lays flavors

>>18744785
>Chip thread
>posts crisps

>>18747974
The salt-n-vinegar mouth off of these things lasts for days... totally worth it.

>>18745053
They are and I don't know what burger they are meant to taste like but they are great.

Call me a weeb IDGAF

>>18746517
>>18744928
>argument
i think you meant cope

>>18744785
GOAT chip endorsed by GOAT NBA player

Went to a trip in Singapore once and I've became addicted to this. I thought I'll never see this again until my local asian market started selling this 2 years after my trip.

>>18748106
tastes like Canadian "all dressed" chips except 3x as much flavouring on them
funyuns kinda taste similar but the flavour watered down a bunch

>>18747970
where the fuck do you even buy rap snacks? i live in the hood and i've never seen them anywhere

Can’t believe no one has mentioned Bret’s. All their flavors absolutely mog any Bong or Mutt chips.

>>18748075
Huh?

...

OHH

Because CHIPS means fries where you come from! And what we call chips are CRISPS to you! That's a very interesting point you bring up! Thanks for sharing.

>>18747974
>>18745255
>>18747091
Very tough decision, but its gotta be spicy dill for me.

>>18748075
Everyone in the world, besides you and your dickriding colonies, call them chips. And yours are overrated SHITE.

please pay attention as I post the best chips in the thread

Do you guys collect chip bags? Cause I do.

>>18744789
>the mods' faces when anons repost their racist threads but replace "white" with other races

>>18747591
These are great but only in very small quantities. The truffle flavor is so intense. I absolutely love the cheese flavored ones, but I only saw them once in the upper middle class supermarket. What I would really like is to try pic related

>>18744785
>Lebron James Flavored

>>18748497
That's actually kinda cool ngl. What's your rarest chip bag?

>>18748431
>french
sure, sure, if I want tasteless shit, I'll buy them

>>18747562
What does that even mean?

>chips cooked in seed oils
gross

>>18745921
Because it's all spics and niggers know. The mexicans during school would tapatio to flaming hot cheetos. Yeah.

>>18746561
These are the best I've had.

>>18744785
These keep me coming back.

>>18748874
Probably this one.

A 2000 Canadian Sun Chips bag.

>>18746561
Teeth are janky af rn, the pretzels somehow are easier to eat. Shits too good

>>18745265
Stop pretending you've ever been to the US

>>18745921
these are actually great, basketball american or not

i've gotten into kettle jalepeno recently, very yummy
oven baked bbq are good too
the best of all, though, are these

mods I'm doing keto can you please delete this thread

>>18748343
No fucking joke cuttlefish crackers are the best shit in existence. An asian grocery sold some spicy ones I was addicted to but they shut down

>>18745026
baste

>>18745921
Because I'm a huge basketball fan and I'll buy any chip as long as it has a baller on the packaging. Or gummies - I bought the James Harden gummies during the pandemic. Or soda, my go to sip was the dollar Shaq cream sodas when they were a thing. If they put Ben Simmons on a can of Mountain Dew and called it Sosho Soda I'd probably give myself diabetes and break the bank

>>18746282
kek stop washing dishes for a living my negro

>>18748075
>Complains about usage of a language that your country invented
>Cant even speak it right I fink bruvva

>>18748497
I keep mine in the drawer above where I keep my piss bottles. Good taste, anon!

>>18748710
That is so fucking pretentious. The point of Foie Gras is mainly the texture.

>>18748869
Yeah it's the second best flavor

>>18744785
I bought some of the queso flavor and they were super dusted like the way they use to be back in the day.

>>18750979
I cannot tell the difference between these and squid chips.

>>18750811
kek eat right and exercise you fucking dumb fatass, putting your body into ketosis is basically just being an anorexic. work out. stop eating processed food. it's not hard.

>>18751342
>eat right
That's what keto is.
>stop eating processed food
That's what keto is.

>>18745182
i think they discontinued these but they really were fucking amazing.
>>18746561
maybe the best widely available potato chip full stop
>>18748710
i had the iberico ham flavored ones of these and wasn't really impressed, would definitely try truffle and foie gras though
>>18750262
just destroyed a bag of these the other day, incredible

also haven't seen picrel mentioned yet and i'm convinced its physically impossible to not finish the bag once its open, i no longer buy the full sized bags

>>18745026
Same energy

>>18751354
purple bag is best bag

>>18751289
>zero playoff success prior to or after the watered down expansion era
I'll stick with the greatest of all time thank you very much

>>18745258
Literally the best chips outside of all dressed I've ever had

>>18747816
pretty sure those are discontinued now, they stopped carrying all flavors everywhere a while back.

>>18751344
You're confusing keto with paleo. Keto is putting your body into ketosis, and making it burn fat. AKA anorexia. It's okay, sweatie, you'll get skinny some day. Death also tends to get rid of fat fairly quickly.

>>18751416
LeMickey missed the playoffs. :)

>>18747573
revolting after eating more than one

these

>>18745265
>and maybe some shit like ketchup or pickle.
I've only ever seen these flavors in posts from canada

>>18744979
>>18744995
these are what you want. not sure about the specific brand, though

>>18750262
have any of your sunchips bags decayed from the compostable sunchip bag era?

>>18751423
that does sound pretty good, but with how strong salt and vinegar chips usually are, I would think that would be the main flavor

RIP these
you either know or you never will

>>18751653
It was surprisingly well balanced. I was not expecting a lot and was kind of blown away with how good they were. Can only find them at kind of ghetto stores though. Worth it since I'm not paying 20 dollars for all dressed.

>>18751636
Sadly I don't have any of those.

>>18744785
Fairly certain these were the first Kettle cooked brand
They are great

>>18751890
Only 3 ingredients
Potato
salt
Lard

>>18748497
Neat

These things are like Cheetos x10. Very cheesy. There's another brand called Dot's with good ones but they're oddly inconsistent from bag to bag. Some have way more onion or garlic powder which I thought is kind of strange. No special indication, just a flavor difference from random bags.

>>18744785
Flaming Hot Sweet Carolina Reaper Cheetos are pure kino.

>mix of regular Flaming Hot, Honey, and Carolina Reaper Powder
>the honey soaks into the Cheetos slightly, making them seep a little bit of honey when you eat them
>Carolina Reaper adds just a bit of heat to better compliment the sweet of the honey

They're amazing. I'm always tempted to mow down the entire bag when I have them.

>>18751636
Kek, those don't decompose, especially not in a landfill where things tend to get mummified.

>>18744785
best ruffles is all dressed, best lays is 'chup. objective truth.

>>18751489
Of course. This happens with every non-standard flavor I fall in love with.

>>18753263
For me, it was Midnight Taco

Best snacks I've ever had. They were over half off at grocery outlet and I'm not ashamed to say I went back and bought 5 bags after the first one.

>>18744785
Try this duo my fren

This, simple, rustic, kosher

>flaming hot
most vile chemical concoction "flavor" i've ever tasted
kys

My absolute favorite. I wish I was young again so I can eat bags of these without side effects.

>>18746561
these are just those but better, I can't eat the regular now since they aren't as good

>>18748497
Do you clean the insides before you store them? I can imagine this would attract ants if you didn't.

>>18751354
This is by far the best flavor of dorito and it's not even close.

best flavour of the best crisp

I'm not a big potato chip guy but either these or the low sodium ones are my go to when I do want chips.

>>18744785
Do people pay $4.79 for a bag of chips in the U.S?

that is even expensive in canadian funds ($6.50)

>>18751670
these look like they were god tier, you can just tell sometimes by the packaging

>>18744785
they really are lol

>>18753969
Name brand chips are the most expensive. You can get many cheaper brands that don't have as much brand tax as Ruffles.

>>18744785
ruffles lime and jalapeno is goated

>>18754046
Is this price regular at convenience stores? Are they cheaper at a walmart? This price is fucked

>>18754264
For Ruffles it's normal, yeah. They're an overpriced brand, this is known.

>>18746561
Shit nigga, I came here to post these.
Baste taste

RIP these guys, its been years but I've never tased a superior chip

>>18754271
i don't eat a lot of chips but my fatass boyfriend does. In Canadaland we pay about 3$ for this size of ruffles now, and it actually pisses a lot of fatasses life fatass off

>>18751376
These were my go to for about a year.
Then I couldn't find them anymore and just kinda forgot about them.

>>18744785
Eating

>>18745026
I miss when they fit on my fingies

>>18753281
All these amazing flavors, and everything got ditched for a thousand different variations on Nacho and Cool Ranch. Goddamn.

>>18744785
If you haven't tried these you haven't lived

>>18751890
Based PA'er. These are my favorite kettle chips cooked in lard. Good's and Dieffenbach's are also good.

>>18751354
there is literally no other doritos product worth purchasing anymore, if they ever discontinue these they might as well fully shut down as far as im concerned

>>18757866
At $7 bucks for a downsized bag
screw them

>>18748479
You have my attention anon, I love both chilli and lime chips individually so I will look for these

>>18757866
Spicy sweet chili is overrated. It's not that good.

>>18750218
Prison chips.

Big dick.

>>18753263
They will return one day brother

been getting these from my local asian supermarket, they're pretty good

>>18748479
red rock deli chips are phenomenal

these are decent
jalopeno/vinigger flavour

I'm an Utzchad.
>pic related
>crab chip
>honey bbq
>sour cream and onion
>french onion
You cannot go wrong with a good Utz.

>>18760612
It's spelled "flavor".

>>18749317
Extra crunchy, tastes good, and has nice packaging

>>18760731
my man
these and the pickle flavored are my favorite

>>18744785
the cost of chips is too damn high!

>>18744785
Pic related is what I've been buying lately. I don't eat chips cooked in canola/vegetable oil. All of the slop posted in this thread is for goycattle. Imagine actually eating Doritos lmao.

>>18761716
Same company that makes Zapp's and Tim's, too. They really know what they're doing.

>>18744929
All the chip flavors in the us and we can’t even touch these. Fuck Zapps also

>>18746561
these are good but i prefer evil eye. im not sure what it is about them

>>18751416
>LeBron
>greatest of all time
>im-fucking-plying

>>18744928
japs and other asians have lots of chips flavor and they are not fat countries

>>18761824
Stop being this way

>>18762070
Racist

>>18746561
These things are so unremarkable

I really like HEB snacks
Their ridged cheese potato chips reminds me of Ruffles when they tasted good
And so their corn dorito style nacho flavor

>>18745004
worst type of chip
just make your own at that point if you're gonna spend money on hipster chips

>>18762083
stop being a pig.

>>18759487
God willing. I hope they do a better job than those, though. Those just weren't the same. The flavor totally was inverted.

>>18744785
Can someone in America send me a bag of these? They sound like they'd be unreal.

Or does anyone know how you can order these internationally?

I usually choose potato chips over anything corn or rice based, but for these I make an exception. Without a doubt the best chip on offer in Australia.

ketchup flavored chips are very nice

I believe Ive had these twice in my entire life but it was over 10 years ago. I cant remember if it was this or a bag that looked like this but they were THE best Ive ever had in my shitty life

>>18766058
these are an easy 2nd

>>18744785
I tried flaming hot cheetos recently and I don't understand why Americans love them so much.
I don't get it they manage to be spicy I suppose as a way to describe it but have no flavour at the same time.

>>18744785
They're so basic but they're so fucking good.

>>18766261
Spicy IS the flavor. It's the Shin Ramyun of potato chips.

If your favorite chips are made with oil instead of lard then you are an insufferable faggot.

>>18764801
It only took 190 posts, how shameful for this board.

>>18748596
lurk for 2 years before posting

mela

>>18747974

>>18766423
With Shin Ramyun I can at least taste other things which I wouldn't just describe as the idea of spiciness.

>>18744785
Sorry guys but this is the real deal

>>18767981
I always wondered who was buying those things

>>18767986
Knowing is half the battle

>>18744789
its funny that this gif is from wondershowzen and was a white staff of writers telling him what to say for money

>>18764801
lol like the 3rd or 4th best kettle chip in pa

>>18768533
>implying implications

>>18744785
I remover the French Canadian ruffles,miss those things greatly. They only sold them in America for a limited time.

Surprised nobodies mentioned Wachusett Chips,think those are pretty good although I might be in the minority here. Had a pack the other day. Cape Cod Potatoe Chips are also pretty based. Not sure if they sell either of these products outside of New England sadly.

Switzerland's finest. Expensive as fuck though which surprises nobody.

>>18744785
Those sound fantastic. These are my usual go-to

>>18746561
>>18753661
Zapps voodoo heat all day. That's it. That's the post and the thread.

my northeast niggas know what's up

think these are based off of zapp's voodoo chips but they are way better imo and only like 90 cents for a massive bag. I had to move out of my parents house because they had these fuckers stocked constantly and it was destroying my waistline

A PA classic. The chip dust at the bottom of the bag is like crack.

>>18744785
Why does their food have negroes on it?
WTF is with america and their negro worship?

>>18771038
cringe.

>>18745265
you just outed yourself as a fellow canuck and you're wrong, I've never seen 80% of the flavors in this thread on Canadian shelves

>>18744928
Just because America is the trade mecha of the world doesn’t mean you have to blame it on our obese population.

>>18771287
>mecha

>>18744929
My forever favourite

>>18748467
The dickriding colonies also call them chips.

>>18744785
Their Molten Wings ones were top notch on the spot jimmy

>>18744979
>And that's how I lost my lover in high school and started dating my teacher.

>>18761824
tried the honey dijon ones of this brand and they were so bland and unsalted

>>18764801
I thought these had an off taste at first, but they're made in fucking lard. In 2022. I got so used to soybean oil that lard tastes off to me.

>>18767454
OHHHHH
CAAAAANAAADAAA

>>18744929
cant go wrong with those
>>18744932
niche pick, but its pretty solid
>>18744935
any fuckin barbequeueueu chips are awesome
>>18744969
>>18744979
fukin chip of the seas, sounds pretty cool
>>18745004
i feel broke just looking at this shit goddamn
>>18745026
the most american shit so far
>>18745168
barbequeu, more like barbebased
>>18745182
>stopped buying chips alltogether because there isnt that one flavor he wants
such autism must be respected
>>18745235
looks pretty awful, but enjoy whatever man, all this shit is garbage anyways
>>18745255
cant go wrong with the vickies, but they are a bit pricier
>>18748177
you're a nerd.

would rate the rest of it, but im too fukin lazy, my pick personally is any bbq flavor, never had some bad ones

I had some seaweed chips at an oceanarium in Maine probably 25 years ago. Never saw or had them again but they were delicious. Not dried seafood, but powdered seaweed mixed with spices on regular tortilla chips.

>>18745258
>>18745004
If you're seeing either of these bags of chips IRL, your wallet will soon be empty, but for different reasons

Tried these for the first time. Absolutely great.
And I hate bbq flavored things usually

>>18761996
>>18746561
overseasoned

>>18751354
>>18748710
the truffle and the red pepper ones are underwhelming as hell

>>18750218
what keeps me coming back is my inability to stop sexually assaulting females but these chips are close second. Would recommend on your next prison stay!

>>18768533
For me, it's Dieffenbach's original fried in lard.

>>18753674
I just turn them inside out and lick them clean

>>18744932
damn i'm eating hickory stick hotpot soup rn
good choice anon

>>18776214
good choice fellow dutchie

I know they're terrible but I love them

>>18747974
Fucking love those, tough to beat.

Sometimes I get these fancy expensive chips when they're on sale. They're fucking good but there's even more empty space in the bags than regular chips

>>18745005
You stupid fuck

>>18744785
This shit is amazing. Nothing like coming back from a day at the beach as a kid and snacking on this and a pastrami sandwich.

>>18778190
>>18761996
>>18746561

Fuck beat me to it. Zapps Chads stay winning.

>>18744979
I love the spicy version of these.

I'd beat your ass for a bag of these.

>>18778275
And I'd turn around and give you a little kiss for a handful

Doritos perfected

>>18778190
>My local walmart finally started carrying this regularly
Im moving to another country soon, I'm gonna miss this shit

>>18778309
I'm curious how you would do that since you would be drooling and unconscious on the ground.

>>18778416
The only one who's gonna be drooling is you on my 4.2 inch honker after I'm done squeezing your nuts you actual faggot

i was getting some groceries and say tyrrel's for the first time, only had pic related though
and well what a piece of shit never getting english "crisps" ever again

>>18778476
Where's the pic, ding-dong?

>>18778483

>>18778444
*eats a Trader Joe's Ghost Pepper Potato Chip*