/ck/ - Food & Cooking

oh i spoke to soon there is one brit and he's flamboyantly gay

>>18748130
>need constant background noise to prevent me from going insane
Is this how modern "people" actually live

there's barely any actual baking either

its basically a reality TV show with the odd cake

>>18748165
it's less living and more existing

>>18748130
Ready
Get set
Beeehhhhhk

relatable neuroticism OP
isn't it cool how nothing feels real

>>18748241
>isn't it cool how nothing feels real
at times, yeah. other times i just keep screaming at god
but he doesn't listen

>>18748165
that's what happens when you live close enough to other people that you have to drown them out. I used to live in the country and didn't experience this phenomenon but everyone in the city has some sort of noise machine or loud TV going just to sleep.

>>18748165
I fucking love nature sounds. it's the deafening silence of the modern house that's insane especially when electronics like the fridge idle.

>>18748295
The quietest place ive ever been was in nature. It was an incredible experience, no cars or people, no wind, no animals crunching leaves, not even birds chirping. In the city theres always vague car noise and shit in the background.

>>18748130
Racist, the original brits were brown

>>18748246
I don't know whether to feel pity or anger towards god
all I know is that it must be lonely having no equal
atleast we can find relief in each other's company

>>18748308
There is nothing wrong with OP being racist. I am racist too.

>>18748130
they're just shifting the overton window

>>18748165
It's how I live. After more than fifteen seconds of silence I lose my mind and reach for my phone, even if I'm busy doing something. I can't even take a shower anymore without tossing on some music at the very fuckin least.

>>18748384
>used to just be i couldn't sit to eat without finding a good video to watch while eating
>now i can't even wipe my ass after shitting without finding a good video to put on
how did it get like this

>>18748383
I've heard this excused before as "they were subjects of the Queen in the British Empire" but the British Empire doesn't exist anymore. How the fuck is some Bangladeshi woman in a head scarf "quintessentially British"? Damn good baker though

>>18748399
Makes ya wonder how bad its gonna get. I can imagine myself being 80 years old in a state of constant consumption through wireless media being beamed to a chip in my brain that displays things over my field of vision. I'll probably be living in a windowless concrete box but be pretty happy with it as a I visually project a nice tropical island background to set my 3d YouTube stream of a fully realistic AI generated 16th century pirate's life that I'm experiencing instead of my own.

>>18748416
imagine trying to visually project a nice tropical island background and every 4 minutes there are two 30 second unskippable ads

>>18748295
The buzz of a dying fluorescent ballast, I miss it

>>18748140
bit tautological innit

>>18748384
absolutely horrifying

>>18748427
I'd still rather suffer the psychological trauma of that than pay for premium.

>>18748130
>go to watching new cooking show
>most of it is just sob stories from contestants trying to persuade judges
That's what made "chopped" unwatchable for me

>>18748308
Yeah, and posts like this will stay too, despite being low quality antiwhite race bait bullshit, specifically because it's antiwhite like the jewish pedophile federal agents moderators of 4chan.