/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18844033
Eggs+semen=everything

>>18844033
I egged a couple houses with my friends when we were 14. Lady said she was calling the cops, it was a rush

>>18844033
Try huevos rancheros
>>18844048

I like it sunny side up but i destroy the sunny just 2 minutes before I'm done so the sunny is not runny but it's not dry a.f. either like a boiled egg sun.

>>18844033
Dude I have discovered dropping an egg fried in olive oil onto maruchan chicken flavor ramen with olive oil and it’s superb. Then today I got curious and tried the other direction, oversimplified prep of crushing the pouch, sprinkling in the flavor to the dry crushed noodles, and eating. Yuck, I am convinced that nobody actually can like that but rather become used to it from not feeling like boiling water.

>>18844033
Checked dubs of truth. Luv me eg

Does anyone have a screencap of some guy who planned out how to eat some ridiculous amount of eggs to get all his protein? it's not the /fit/ guy who ate 50 in one sitting.

>>18844033
I like eggs too, but how many do you limit yourself to per day?

No need to flaunt your wealth around here.

>>18844170
3

>>18844170
2-4. 2 is enough for an omelette which can be split into 2 sandwiches, and some days I'll have 2 for breakfast and 2 for dinner

Eggs fried in butter with the whites fully cooked and yolks halfway cooked and sprinkled with a little salt and a lot of fresh cracked pepper are my favorite preparation of eggs. I love them.

>>18844170
for breakfast, 2 if I'm putting them on toast, 3 if not, 4 if super hungry. sometimes I will have one or two fried eggs on top of kimchi rice or fried rice for dinner, or however much is in a portion of carbonara if I make that. so basically I don't limit it.

>>18844216
Those sausages patties look depressing

>>18844033
Eggbros, are we turning things around?

>>18844313
Kroger is selling eggs where I live for $1.89

>mfw french style eggs

so good and easy to make.

>>18844033
Love me eggs simple as

>>18844346
where tf do you live? i'm in south ohio and they're over $4 a dozen for the most basic large eggs at kroger meijer and walmart

>>18844433
I don't know about that anon but in Central KY I can score a 60ct for $14.98 at Kroger.

>>18844033
Look at Mr Rockefeller over here.

EGGS ARE FOR THE SUPER WEALTHY ELITES
QUIT EATING EGGS psokjh

>>18844033
>cooks eggs perfectly
>burns omelette and scrambled eggs
This pic triggers me

>>18844301
Yeah they were okay, not good enough to buy again

>>18844368
I like to whisk a little dijon mustard into my eggs before I cook them

>discover how to make perfect soft-boiled eggs
>Eating average of 6 per day now
Bros I don't know what to do

>>18846357
I'd recommend starting with rubbing deodorant on your taint and plumpers crack

>>18844784
you oughta melt that cheese and then dab on some tabasc'r

>>18844126
This one?

>>18844360
It's my favorite way to scramble eggs.

>>18846535
man i hope the guy hasnt starved to death, egg prices are fucking ridiculous. a pack of kerrygold is cheaper than a dozen eggs these days.

>>18844033
>>18844094
>>18844368
>>18844789
look at mr gucci loafers over here

Today is the first time I've made an "egg salad" with bread. You just boil eggs, smash them with a fork in a big bowl, mix in salt, pepper, a little milk and a mayonese. It's very simple, but it gives a different taste to the usual egg.
It's amazing in how many ways you can enjoy eggs.

I did my round trip for free walmart snacks. Got caught but got away with a 36 pack of eggs for free.

>>18844433
costco does 24 extra large for $5.89 right now in MA.

eggs

>>18846692
>egg salad
>a little milk

>>18846421
It was really shitty cheese from walmart that wouldn't melt, I do love me 'basco though

>>18846535
yes! thanks

>>18844033
My favourite new comfy egg meal is thus

>1 large egg
>Splash of water
>Pinch of sea salt
>Shake of white pepper
>Sprinkle of dried oregano
I beat these gently in a bowl and add a slice of butter. I microwave it for 1 minute 30 seconds.

I take two slices of bread and cut the top crusts off so it fits in my stupid toaster. I put the crusts in a freezer bag so I can make bread sticks. I spread Marmite on the toast, lay a large slice of ham over them and then top with the hot buttery egg. It's a simple, light and satisfying meal.

FOR ME ITS SERIOUS FARTS AFTER EATING EGGS. The girlfriend never likes that.

>>18844033
love eggs. great food.

Oopsie

>>18847105

>>18846357
Tell me your secrets

>>18847257
not him but boil egg for 6 minutes and 30 seconds, place in ice bath, peel. it's the easiest thing in the world

>>18844170
used to eat 16
now i go for 8

>>18844170
during college 6-8 eggs a day
After college it averages out to around an egg a day. Sometimes 2 eggs a day.

>>18847257
45 minutes at 63.2° C. Welcome to 20 years ago.

>>18844313
cheapest eggs I can find by me are from fucking Target of all places for $4 for large eggs

>>18847257
>Boil water
>Put eggs in for 6 minutes while it's still boiling
>Take eggs out and put them into a bowl of water to cool down (takes like 10 seconds before you can touch them)
It's literally that easy, couldn't believe it when I finally tried

>>18848404
My parents taught me this when I was 9 t.European

>>18846535
is that the cool hand luke diet?

>>18844033
2 or 3 every morning. Can't stop, won't stop.

>>18844360
love this but it always seems to make the bread instantly soggy no matter how thick or toasted it is

>>18844033

>>18849505
>Mm eg