/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18853098
mmmmm windex

>Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup
I didn't realize people still fall for marketing gimmicks in 2023. It's literally just Maple Syrup but its blue colored.

>>18853145
It is quite literally NOT maple syrup, it’s artificially maple flavored syrup. Classic hfcs goyslop

>>18853098
>drink a bottle of captain crunch syrup
>finish blue in the face, wet, sticky belly dripping on the table, ass moist in my Athena underwear.
>dropping monumental farts, a hot liquid running down my legs.
>smell of chicken fat, sweaty balls, fecal matter and alcohol embalming the room
>wake up breathless in the middle of sleep apnea, letting out one final wind, literally shitting all over my briefs, spilling it all over the chair.
>say to myself that I will wash it later.
>go to the fridge to finish the leftovers macaronis under the cold light of the bulb of the kitchen.
>drink a whole bottle of captain crunch syrup between two tablespoons of pasta.
>macaronis full of grease turned into an odious pasta cake with the cold.
>syrup left in the heat has crystallized .
>still gulp it down.
>gobble 4 slices of ham on large pieces of expired brioche buns.
>make a long and oily fart and close the fridge.
>I have eaten again without being hungry.
>return in the armchair full of cockroaches, turn on the TV, begin to masturbate at 8 seconds long late night commercials.
>can't find the strength to finish myself.
>spend the end of the evening smelling the space between my thumb and index while watching life coaching videos.
>tell myself that tomorrow I'll make the effort to start a new life, sports, eating better.
>get up with my ass still full of dried shit and go to the freezer to get a budget ice cream - the last one before my new life.
>finish it up in one go.
>hear my wife calling me in her god forsaken monkey language from the bed.
>pretend not to hear, instead devour up 6 slices of rancid bread roughly spread with andalusian sauce and margarine.
>scream to her that I'll make her clean my ass later with that tongue.
>she doesn't answer, probably doesn't understand.
>she will soon.

>>18853098
holy schmoley I want it

I saw this shit in the store last week.

>>18853709
>mostly lemon flavored syrup
could be good but probably isnt

>>18853098
>>18853709
>Try our new corn syrup product now with the same flavor as our other corn syrup product!

>>18853195
Okay

>>18853195
Grim

>>18853098
Make fun of capn crunch at your own peril!

My meme made it to know your meme.

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2444594-goyslop

Americans deserve to be tricked into eating pure radium so they go away forever.

And by tricked into eating radium I mean CAP'N CRUNCH OOPS ALL CANCER

>>18853709
That's pretty spooky looking and its not even Halloween. That said there should be a Count Chocula syrup.
Get a load of this Capn Crunch syrup it looks like antifreeze.

>>18854037
This stuff says in code "use this product for the full blown AIDS, bird flu and hemmoragic fever" all at once like something out of a Russian laboratory.

>>18854024
this one is really good

>>18854024
>>18854270
Slop for the goyim!
Chow for the chosen!

>>18854270
That looks like some crap right of chicago or detroit

>>18853195
>Athena underwear
why are you wearing underwear with a name on it, cuck?

>>18853145
Is that Howard Stern? Its nose is sure big enough.

>>18854455
>cuck
Why would his wife ever fuck somebody else?

>>18853098
why do americans do this?

>>18853709
Put it on this with scoop of this

>>18854724
No fruity pebbles themed butter? Take it away and get it through your thick skull I will not eat anything that isnt' corn syrup based artificially flavored AND colored to whatever cereal I'm craving that day.

>>18854259
>light and fluffy texture
>the picture on the box looks dense as fuck
Kek

>>18853145
>Maple Syrup
you literally fell for the marketing gimmick yourself

>>18853709
A cereal podcast I listen to describes this syrup as "insidious"

>>18853098
whats wrong with americans

I used to put corn syrup on my pancakes as a kid.
I feel gross about it in retrospect, but I was so excited when I discovered "Invisible syrup" in the cupboard that my parents didn't bother to correct me.

>>18853098
only a few companies control all the goyslop. it is truly sick what they do to people.

I recommend getting a microplane and fresh garlic. my eurobvll garlic mayo sauce is so much tastier than any goy sauce

>>18855434
I mean that's the same thing as mrs buttersworth pancake syrup anyway

>>18855434
My mom likes corn syrup on her pancakes too.
desu it's not that weird I think. It's not the same thing as HFCS.

>>18855459
Probably not as bad as aunt jemima because it doesn't have more artificial flavor and color in it

Why don't Americans just buy real maple syrup ?

>>18855583
Because a bottle like that can easily be $25. Versus a bottle of brown corn syrup still being $3.

>>18855583
Because the Maple Mafia keeps the prices too high, meanwhile the Corn Caesar's bless us with cheap and plentiful corn syrup.

>>18855588
>>18855585
How can it be 25$ when it's around 5 bucks here

Mutts and the "food" they're forced to eat are truly dreadful

Corn syrup with gelatin and food colorings moulded into various shapes and served as the perfect feed for the goy cattle

>>18855591
I told you, the Maple Mafia. There's like 3 states that produce any significant quantity of Syrup here, and they're all in the Northeast. I think there's like one farm in Washington State that produces maple syrup on the West coast, but it's basically a novelty made from a specific type of maple that isn't a typical sugar maple.

>>18855591
Are you in new england or within eyeshot of the canadian border? Because yeah every bottle of actual maple syrup south of the northern states starts at $15, usually closer to $20. Not talking whole foods crystal bottle with my name etched on it, regular ass glass bottle of actual tree juice makes pancakes a $10 at home breakfast.

>>18853195
I remember the French pasta

>>18855592
Obsessed! Lol!
>Mutts and the "food" they're forced to eat
Nobody actually eats this stuff, really. Certainly nobody is forced. The other way you could look at it is that we have fun interesting products available that you don't have.

Everything good that you have, we have as well here in USA. If you have something we don't have, it's because it's not good enough for us to bother making it here.

We have more stuff than you, more options, more choices. Seethe and dilate, bro!

>>18855627
No I'm from Europe

>>18855775
I have a feeling you're getting a blend of corn syrup and maple syrup. Because to this day maple syrup is not produced in europe. Theres no way you're getting real stuff for cheap.

>>18855627
I just bought a bottle of pure organic maple syrup for $5.50 and I'm in Alabama. Is it fake shit? It is the dark stuff but it claims grade A. I like the dark stuff though anyway. Had a fancy sampler once and I thought the grade C tasted best lol.

>>18855783
Why would you think that ?

>>18855797
It’s real, the other guy is just full of shit.

>>18855803
>189ml
Sir, I may be American but I know 189ml is a little larger than a shot glass. Thats practically an airplane bottle of syrup for 3.76 euros.

Compare that to Walmart brand "syrup" at $2.14 for 24 ounces (710ml). Not really a fair comparison but see pic related. Thats walmart branded actual maple syrup thats not very good. 370ml for $8. You're getting cheap shit in tiny bottles.

>>18855956
And of course I forget the pic because I'm starving.

>>18855803
>189mL
KEK

I discovered a bottle of Aunt Jemima sitting in my fridge while I was cleaning it out.
I decided to keep it.

>>18855956
>>18855968
Well it's 10€ for a 500mL bottle like I showed you before, not 25 and I found cheaper ones too

>>18855583
We have our own maple trees and don't need to go through fag bullshit Canadian stuff and your retard level social engineering taxes, now fuck off since you're really cunts from Britian that never did anything useful.

>>18853709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MlkRlIenzs
>>18855428
https://youtu.be/3bskhLaJYd8?t=97

>>18853098
why did you stick all those bottles to the wall?

>>18853195
based world cup tourist

>>18855968
These niggers changed their syrup from dark amber to regular amber.

>>18855951
Easy, the faggots from europe and asia have an agenda to push, always follow the money and agenda, always

>>18856659
I prefer the golden delicate stuff either ways

>>18853098
>aunt jemima died for this

>>18856915
Uncle Ben might have saved her.

>>18855428
I am DARTH INSIDIUS MASTER OF THE UNIVERSIVE