/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18918468
smoking a chicken

What the hell is with youtube "chefs" and faggot fingers? Some type of humiliation ritual?

I'm just sending flowers and maybe chocolates (to my mail order bride in southeast Asia)

>>18918473
Can u get high frum smoking a chiggin xDDD

>>18918468
nothing because I don't even like her anymore

>>18918468
my who

>>18918539
Your valentine. You DO have one, right anon?

Yakisoba with scallops (her favorite)

>>18918468

prob steak and baked potats

I'll be taking her out and then letting her fuck my ass afterwards like a real man

I will never know love so I think I will play with this rose liqueur I just got and get drunk. Pizza sounds good though, might make some dough this weekend

>NOOO! MEN CANT JUST HAVE PAINTED NAILS! THEY HAVE NEVER DONE SO BEFORE IN HISTORY!
>E-EVERYTHING SHOULD STAY THE SAME AS THE YEARS BEFORE I BECAME A SOCIAL REJECT!
Fuck off with your offtopic garbage.

>>18918468
is that his wife's hand

>>18918468
Chicken and salad, we're planning a sex marathon weekend and heavy foods make her not in the mood.

>>18918490
He says daughter paints his nails

>>18918468
you really needed to be told this guy is a faggot?

Painting your nails is a trendy thing among lefty "men" at the moment. Kenji makes good content despite his cringy "guys, gals, and non-binary pals" slogan

>>18919269
How come he is so influential among Youtube cooks? Almost every big one like Chlebowski, Lagerstrom, Babish or Ragusea are fans of his work

>>18919278
Kenji-Lopez spent years writing for the food website Serious Eats and released a bunch of recipes back in the 2000s and early 2010s. He also wrote a really famous book called The Food Lab.

>submitting to the tyranny of obligation day

>>18919269
>Kenji makes good content despite his cringy "guys, gals, and non-binary pals" slogan

It's so much more than that. He also pushed his viewers to donate to BLM, paints his toenails, pushed coronavirus vaccines and masks on his audience, told everyone to social distance, etc.

Regardless of your politics it's supposed to be a food channel and he's pushing politics on it.

>>18919326
>In January 2019, López-Alt tweeted that "if you come to my restaurant wearing a MAGA cap, you aren't getting served, same as if you come in wearing a swastika, white hood, or any other symbol of intolerance and hate" and "If you’re comfortable sitting next to a MAGA wearer I’m probably not interested in serving you either." He later apologized and deleted the tweet.

>>18918490
my friends said that painting your nails as a guy is not gay. i mean, is it not clear gay behaviour?

Painting your nails is only remotely acceptable in black and if you are a 16 year old goth

>>18918794
Take your meds

>>18918490
>>18919455
I had a friend. I asked him why he has painted fingernails sometimes.

He has a daughter and they hang out. She paints his fingernails. Maybe the least gay thing on the planet.

>>18918468
kenji is a tremendous faggot

>>18918468
whiskey and probably a 7.62x39mm to the brain

>>18919411
god he's such a fucking deranged leftist

>>18919467
Pretty gay.

>>18919411
completely justified take. apologizing was the only thing he did wrong

>>18918517
no but im gonna do that at the same time

>>18918468
Taking myself to a restaurant

>>18919234
>>18919467
Daughters want a father, not a second mother you pathetic faggots.

Kenji's valentine. What will he be cooking her?

>>18920342
dios mio

>>18920173
Yeah, I think I'm gonna go ahead and never listen to anyone on 4chan for parenting advice.

You do you, though.

>>18918468
cock sniff soup

>>18918473
nice, I’ll be choking mine.

>>18920425
fuck off adam

>>18919467
Why does there seem to be concerted push by soilennial fathers to portray cross-dressing as some sort of ace of true masculinity?

>>18920630
*act, not ace

>>18920342
mystery meat

>>18920425
What would your father think?

Elk heart Peruvian anticuchos style. Get on my level.

>>18921053
wear a hairnet next time faggot

>>18921053
Cool but you hands look filthy and there is a fat pube right there on that.

>>18920342
Don't know, but I heard that after dinner, she's giving him a creampie for dessert.

>>18918468
We are going to korean restaurant.

>>18921053
looks fookkin disgustin m8

>>18918468
Lol implying

>>18918468
>Pizza with Brussels sprouts
Disgusting

He had me pack my bags a year ago so :( I’m just going to make a special meal for myself. Hungarian mushroom soup, I think.

>>18918468
Let's say, hypothetically, that you're a 24 year old autistic virgin university student. What would be the least-terrible idea for a Valentine's sweet you could make as a gift? For the sake of the argument, assume the recipient wouldn't naturally assume said autistic virgin had done something nasty to the gift and would actually appreciate it.

Neither of us are cooking anything. What sort of poor actually /cooks/ for Valentine's Day? Your poverty disgusts me.

>>18923286
Truffles or cheesecake?

>>18918468
6 cans of the cheapest lager I can find for myself

>>18923384
Do you know a good truffles recipe? I made some a few days ago as a test and they're just ok. The recipe was literally just 70% chocolate and heavy cream.

Gonna take a stab at making some beef jerky and then beat my dick like it owes me money

>>18919286
Kenji is his first name it's not hyphenated dumbass.

>>18919455
It has gone in and out of fashion over the decades. It tends to be in scenes that are trying to be edgy, but there's nothing innately homosexual about it.

my valentine is the bayern vs psg game, might order a pizza or make a steak

>>18923388
3 cheers for self love!

>>18923346
How's that Romanian jail treating your hero, Dmitri?

>>18918468
Utah beach oysters and independent champagne
Soil-grown Belgian endive, hand peeled shrimp and their sabayon with Girardin
Tartare of line-caught seabass with kalamansi and Molitor Riesling
Choked pigeon prepared sous-vide with glazed winter veg a Marcillac.
Van Dender chocolate to finish, Mirto liquor from Sardinia.

>>18923521
His name is James Alt. He literally goes by "kenji" to seem more exotic and woke. He hyphenated his wifes last name like a cuck, also to seem more foreign and woke.

He was born in America to Harvard professors. He's just a rich american playing a character.

>https://www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco/news/san-mateo-restaurant-apologizes-trump-maga-hat-ban/

>>18923567
I dunno what half this shit is you pretentious fag. Shut the fuck up.

>>18923521
>Kenji is his first name
And his surname is Lopez, right? So is his name pronounced ken-hee cuz Spanish J = H? If that's the case, his name means "eat pussy" in Lao, lol.

>https://medium.com/@KenjiLopezAlt/i-want-to-start-by-apologizing-to-my-staff-and-partners-at-wursthall-6e658fb4acca

God this guy is SUCH a fucking faggot.

>>18923567
>Dmitri
idk who tf Dmitri is nor why he'd be in any jail nevermind a Romanian one. Or are you saying my name is Dmitri? That'd be incorrect. So you'd be not only destitute but also wrong as well.

for my mumsy we are simply going to order some chink food : )

>>18920342
>her

>>18923419
>Do you know a good truffles recipe? I made some a few days ago as a test and they're just ok. The recipe was literally just 70% chocolate and heavy cream.
Maybe try adding some truffles to the chocolate and heavy cream next time. You did say that the recipe LITERALLY did not include truffles...

>>18923573
Great but Kenji is still not hyphenated.

>>18923652
>it's called truffles so it must include truffles

james goes out of his way to be oppressed, so he paints his nails too in hopes that you'll attack him. he gets off on it

>>18923786
yep he's a rich kid born to harvard professors. His whole life he's tried to "other" himself in order to be a victim, oppressed, to fit in with the woke rich lefties he lives and works with. He goes by his middle name to sound more foreign and alien. He hyphenated his wifes foreign sounding last name to seem more foreign. He paints his nails and his toenails so he is attacked. He bans maga hat wearers from his restaurant so he gets attacked. Everything he does is in pursuit of this insane leftist need to be oppressed, to be a victim or minority.

In reality he was born rich he lived rich he went to MIT he lives in a fancy house in a rich neighbourhood and has never felt any discrimination in his life.

I hate him.

>>18923844
I'm gonna be honest, I only hate this guy because of the "guys, gals, and nonbinary pals" shit he does, but I'm going to screenshot your reply for the future and pretend I came to this conclusion on my own. Well said.

Frozen pizza and a quart of whatever liquor is on sale, just like every other night.

>assumes i have a valentine

>>18923859
Every night?

>>18919467
>Maybe the least gay thing on the planet.
The least gay thing on the planet, as a man, is having sex with a woman. How is that anyway close to letting a little girl paint nails?

I'll be getting her this and then proposing

>>18918468
James is a fucking faggot. I'll be trying his pan pizza recipe later to see if he has literally any merit. Wasn't impressed by his focaccia.

>>18918468
Fingerfood.

That guy is the most insufferable youtube "chef" by far. Even worse than Ragusea.

>>18919467
I've never known anybody who wasn't a soylent guzzling closet case who let his daughter paint his nails.

>>18923948
Why do you know so many soylent guzzling closet cases?

>>18919467
>He has a daughter and they hang out. She paints his fingernails. Maybe the least gay thing on the planet.
Lmao. If you're a dad and your daughter asks you if she can paint your nails, that's supposed to be your opportunity to teach her the differences between men and woman. You're supposed to tell her "I'm sorry sweetie, but men don't paint their nails", and when she asks why you explain further. There's nothing wrong with helping your daughter paint her own nails, but once you let her brand you with a feminine motif you've failed as a father and as a man.

>>18923948
Dwayne Johnson does.

I had a girlfriend who got me once while I was sleeping. I woke up to find my toenails painted with glittery nail polish and my beard was braided with little bow ribbons. It was pretty funny, actually.

>>18923971
>explain further
because... BECAUSE THEY JUST DONT, OKAY???

>>18923955
I've met maybe 1 or 2 in my entire life, and they all let their daughters paint their nails.

>>18924037
Him being a roided out freak doesn't preclude him from being a faggot.

>>18924059
Kids instinctively know the difference between male and female. Maybe your kids are confused, but mine aren't.

>>18924059
Please for the sake of humanity never reproduce

>>18923971
>you've failed as a father and as a man
Having a daughter in the first place did that. Having her paint his nails is just the gravy on his feminine Yorkshire puds.

Human thigh meat but I'm gonna tell him its pork

>>18924127
t. picrel

Not cooking, but I'm making entremets, picrel are gonna be glazed pink.

The most manly thing you can do is paint your nails and go on youtube and shout out non-binary "folx". Don't forget to take your wifes last name, and suck a cock on your way out.

>>18924221
cute

>>18918468
Probably a Jack's pizza

what the fuck is pziza? Some kind of greek food?

>>18923531
Fuck off back to lgbt, nobody's buying any of your troon posts

I'll be making my gf a big bucket of kfc, her favourite food. And a mcdonalds mochaccino.

You DO have a valentine, right anon?

>all his videos use easy to acquire ingredients
>Never pulls out overpriced bullshit like smokers and curing stations
>"If you don't have this you can just use this"
>"I don't recommend using this ingredient but if you like the way it tastes that's fine"
>Has a loving wife and two children that he doesn't try and parade on camera like some faggot
>Openly mocks eternal sell out Gordon Ramsay
>Opened a successful restaurant and knew when to move on

>BUT HE HAS PAINTED NAILS

Of all the food tubers you couldn't justifiably make fun of Kenji is probably only beaten out by Chef John. Like others have said, his daughter probably does it. Fuck off.

>>18924861
.

I'm planning a slippery noodle dish for valentines. Can't wait to slurp and suck it into my mouth.

I was thinking about doing a beef wellington, but I'm afraid of fucking it up and having my gf cringe @ me.

>>18923567
>Choked pigeon
that means something else doesnt it

>>18924930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xzKFPNfSyY

>>18924861
>Like others have said, his daughter probably does it
Daughters want a father, not a faggot.