/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

liquor chocolates
mon cherie

>>18964445
Peach rings, anything artificial peach is up my alley

But, I also like gummy bears, picrel were the best ones back in the 90's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRYuPHLJNZo

>>18964448
What?

>>18964445
>eating colored sugar
what the fuck is wrong with you anon

>>18964445
pic related or anything sour

I used to love these mother fuckers like no other.
Now I get heart burn whenever I eat them.

Getting old sucks.

>>18964445
Best traditional: Jell Rings
Best dystopian neocandy: nerds gummy clusters

>>18964448
>Food oriented discussion thread
>Brings up /pol/ meme

Please take your meds

>>18964445
What are your favorite peach rings? I ask because my sweet mama loves peach rings and target stopped carrying her favorite brand

Anything with this white coating, like gummy sharks or gummy frogs. It must be pure high fructose corn syrup.

i miss them so much bros

Banana marshmallow

For me it's these

I love peach rings, too. It's been ages since I had any, but your post just gave me a huge craving for them again.

Fuck you for that, OP.

>>18964448
Based

>>18964750
I saw my store started to stock boxes of sour mike and ikes, idk if they'd be similar to that though. Never had them.

>>18965058
Yeah its what they replaced zours with and it just doesn't taste as good.

>>18964445
I was the weird kid who liked circus peanuts and necco wafers

>>18964445
For me it’s gotta be the zours

>>18964445
Apple O's > Peach Rings

anything sour straws or just basic haribo gummy bears

>>18964743
>>18964445
These along with pic related, I can eat these all day.

>>18964800
Yeah shock tarts are the best!

>>18964445
i've never seen a porn star named 'candy' that i didn't like

>>18964445
When I buy these, I have to resist the urge to just munch on them until the bag is empty.

sunnyside up egg gummies

If you know, you know

Pic rel

>>18965966
my wife eats all the red and pink ones, I only get the yellow and orange

>>18964584
probs your diet bruh

better check yourself

>>18965999
orange is the best starburst though

>>18965999
your wife eats my pink one as well

I like it.

>>18964445
Miss eating these

>>18967395
these were better

>>18964445
There's a peach gummy I got once from a high-end candy shop in a nearby town. They were styled to look like Asian peaches(?) but to me they kinda looked like butts. The gummies were good, but they had a liquid in them that burst with a strong peach flavor. It was really, really good.

Used to like jawbreakers as a kid, but when I got them from the same high-end candy shop I couldn't finish them in time and ended up wasting them. Too much sugar in one sitting.

>>18964445
red frogs. but they don't make them like they used to back in the day when I could get a bag full for a buck.

>>18964445

i just ate 4 peach rings. first time i've had them. they are quite good

>>18964537
based, i like this knock off maoam called kabou mix a lot, maybe even more than the original

I dont go for sweets too much but if I was forced to, it would would these Happy Cola things like anon >>18965476 wrote

These Jolly Ranchers are pretty good especially on a long bus ride, with a big bag they're enough to share.

>>18964445
candy oranges, they were always the cheapest candy per weight growing up and i grew to like the taste

>>18964542
did you just put tajin on peach rings

>>18964445
Same but Apple

>>18967740
my local grocer actually does this as well to their peach rings

Pic related

Fizzy cola bottles are a close second

Forgot about these - a classic

For me it's Bananko. Chocolate covered Croatian banana candy.

Usually I go for fruit candy, especially Starburst, Skittles, and Haribo Gold Bears. If I'm doing something chocolate then it's Reeses or maybe a Snickers.

I like dried fruit and halva sirs

>>18966025
>get heart burn whenever I eat them
>probs your diet bruh
hmm yeah probs

>>18964750
they killed these off? god damnit I hate the jews.

>>18965999
orange and yellow are the best ones tho. red is good too but pink is outright shit.

>>18965999
Just buy these

>>18964800
Fuck yea I would go ham on these as a kid and wake up the next day with a big sore on the inside of my cheek, worth it

>>18964497
I personally do not like sweets but I bet your are fatter then the average candy enjoyer

>>18964445
Anything coated in citric and malic acid is my kryptonite

>>18964445
These are incredible. I typically don't enjoy candy at all, especially "gummi" candies.
Zotz, Jelly Bellies, and Kinder Buenos are the only things I'd actually buy to eat, ocassionally. other than this.

reeses

i used to eat these till my mouth bled

>>18967579
Bless you.

>>18967740
I usually get them already bagged like that they end up being like tackier than regular rings

These. Or anything sour

>>18969251
I'd still only eat the original pink/red out of that bag

>>18964542
damn these look so fucking good

>>18965994
damn I love these

fruit chew chads where we at

>>18964445
chamoy peach rings

>>18968875
>Tank Fascists

how yellow are your guys teeth?

>>18970207
kino. except the vanilla one.

>>18964445
I still fucking love Fruitella, Nerds, Trident Cinnamon and Skittles.

>>18964781
Yup this ones. I always had a bag of this when I used to live in Singapore with my dad. Miss those days.

I love candy and I want this thread to last!

>>18970326
>>18970207
I loved the vanilla ones.

The schrooms

>>18972619
does it... does it taste like mushrooms?

>>18972850
No

You're eating vegetable oil

Either picrel or good old lemon drops

>>18970326
Vanilla ones always throw me for a loop but I enjoy them

>>18966073
this is the better payday