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Going to Trader Joes for the first time, I hear the have a lot of unique stuff. Anything in particular I should look for?

>> No.19011464

i regularly shop at trader joes but what's with all the trader joe threads recently

>> No.19011468

>>19011464
Dunno this is the first time I'm posting about them didn't notice there were other threads.

>> No.19011477

yeah overly pretentious people

>> No.19011481

>>19011477
So clean and polite customers? Well good to know I won't have to worry about getting mugged.

>> No.19011517 [DELETED] 

>>19011481
Correct, brown people don't shop there.

>> No.19011532

>>19011458
Love TJs but accept you will probably have to go to your regular grocery store in addition to it because TJs doesn't have everything. Despite this, still worth a trip for some specific items. Skip most of their produce and meats

>> No.19011537

>>19011458
Cheap decent dairy, meat is okay, produce idk. All their frozen crap is actually not bad at all and fairly priced. Chips and shit are good too. Imagine a higher class aldis

>> No.19011539

trader joe's is good for snacks and novelty foods. abhorrent meat section . trader joe's is for women unironically

>> No.19011549

more like Trader Blows

>> No.19011554

>>19011458
Orange chicken

>> No.19011557

>>19011554
I'm more of a general tso's fan but I've heard this recommended before so I'll give it a shot.

>> No.19011578

>>19011458
Powdered mushroom umami spice blend to give some pizazz to your ramen

TJ brand frozen chicken tenders

>> No.19011585

Trader Joe's frozen food section is the best of all the grocery store chains.

>> No.19011592

>>19011585
Pretty sad you know this.

>> No.19011598

the beans are good

>> No.19011606

Basically a glorified freezer aisle. Try their enchiladas, and their “trader giotto’s” mini pizzas.

Very little of their actual fresh food is worth it though, I’d rather shop at wal mart desu desu

>> No.19011616

>>19011464
paid shills.

>> No.19011634

>>19011458
they had the best price on eggs for a long time during the biden egg crisis. not sure if that is still the case

>> No.19011642

their food is laden with soy…so I would suggest picking a different place to shop unless you want to grow tits and start fantasizing about virile ripped black men thrusting their huge ebony cocks in and out of your rectum striking your prostate until you blow a load

>> No.19011651

>>19011458
Skip anything fresh (meat, veg, fresh dairy) it's all junk
head straight to the cheese section and get a variety of cheap and tasty cheeses in many styles
From there go to the wine section and get a bottle of COMPLETELY drinkable Charles Shaw wine for $3.99 (formerly known as Two Buck Chuck)
If you buy your meals pre cooked and frozen, apparently theirs are the best

>> No.19011661

>>19011642
Sounds like something you have personally experienced.

>> No.19011670

>>19011458
My friends wife says its the best place for flowers

>> No.19011679

>>19011634
>the biden egg crisis
Not a real thing. Quit trying to blame all of the current economical problems on biden when they were created by the former guy

>> No.19011680

>>19011679
that hussein obama guy?

>> No.19011684

>>19011458
they have a weed aisle now?

>> No.19011687
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>>19011458
Have fun at Joe's. Make sure to text me anything you're missing while I go to a real grocery store.

>> No.19011704

>>19011687
I already went to walmart and got essentials. Just wanted to see if joes had anything interesting that I can't find at a normal grocery.

>> No.19011712

>>19011704
I'm just yanking your chain my friend :)

>> No.19011715

>>19011712
Cheers brother, no offense taken.

>> No.19011780

>>19011679
Nope. All his fault. Joe biden, aka TRAITOR joe.
TTD

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>>19011458
try some of these, very good

>> No.19011837

>>19011712
>>19011715
get a room homos

>> No.19011875

>>19011687
Based Wegmans chad.
Whole Foods is also based.

>> No.19011878

>>19011875
>amazon
>based
cringe

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>>19011458

>> No.19012138

>>19011458
trader joe's is dogshit. If they were any good they'd be competitive in Canada

>> No.19012172

Orange chicken
Teriyaki chicken
Shawarma chicken thighs
Chicken burrito bowl
Green chile burritos
Southwest chicken quesadillas
Cookie butter ice cream
Pickle chips
French onion mac and cheese
Their frozen pizzas are all good. My favorite is the pizza parlano
General tsao sauce

>> No.19012659

I'm back, no pics but I got some ghost pepper chips, some chicken sausage, orange chicken, pork dumplings and some macrons. Chips are great, a nice kick of spice but not so much it blows my mouth out.
Will definitely go back again and try some more stuff. The crowds were insane though, wall to wall even at 2 in the afternoon. But people were polite and it wasn't much more difficult to get around than a trip to walmart. The check out girls were cute and skinny, mine smiled at me, felt good.

>> No.19012682

>>19011458
Liberal shithole. Blue haired fatties ringing you up and trying to be your friend because they are told too

>> No.19012691

>>19011679
Are you retarded?

>> No.19012754 [DELETED] 

>>19011517
absolutely 100% unequivocally wrong
i see more indians in trader joes and costco than i see black people in walmart

>> No.19012861 [DELETED] 

>>19011517
I love Trader Joe's because there's never any black people there

>> No.19012941

Soy

>> No.19013039

>>19011679
>not a real thing
i have to pay six dollars for the same carton of 12 that used to be $2.80. kill yourself, faggot.

>> No.19013052

I've only had their store-brand ginger ale and a few of the beers. They're cheap and get the job done but aren't great.

>> No.19013063
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>>19011687
>grow up in Syracuse
>wegmans everywhere
>move to Albany
>no wegmans
( ._.)

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this is the one to get.
i generally go to tj's for cheeses and meats.

>> No.19013102

>>19013063
>grow up in Rochester
>wegmans everywhere
>leave anyways because Rochester fucking sucks

>> No.19013106

I like Trader Joes for their produce, granola, and bread. It's normally good quality and really cheap. Also the peanut butter stuffed pretzels are pretty good. I don't fuss around with much of their specialty stuff, but things like cream cheese, yogurt, and all that are going to be good quality and well priced also.

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>>19011642
Speak for yourself you skinnyfat faggot

>> No.19013133

>>19013093
These are gay

>> No.19013138

Even though everyone in tjs seems to be trying to sprint though the store, you should take your time. They have all kinds of random stuff you wouldn't think of buying until you saw it. They have some cool sauces that make a quick scrambled eggs or leftover chicken twenty times more tasty

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>>19013126
That's not Bond, James Bond

>> No.19013144

>>19011687
I've been away from the east coast for 5 years and still feel the loss of Wegmans.

>> No.19013145

>>19013102
I've got a 3 day project in webster coming up. I might suicide before so that I don't have to go

>> No.19013157

>>19013144
I don't miss them because I'm here and Wegman's gives you free shopping bags, nice ones too.

>> No.19013160

>>19013145
Webster, wtf is a webster?

>> No.19013165

>>19013160
Town a few miles east of shitchester.

>> No.19013167

>>19013144
I had an ex in PA and Wegman's was pretty nice, but I've found a local grocer that does pretty much the exact same thing.

>> No.19013172

>>19013167
Heck I have an ex from about 10 years down in S PA now, she was a cunt and no wonder consinged to there from NY. Fucking bitch.

>> No.19013173

>>19011458
I like the frozen french toast. Their verde burritos are good too.

>> No.19013177

>>19013172
I bear no hatred for mine. It was about 10 years ago too. I hope she's happy and found somebody else to make her happy.

>> No.19013186

>>19013177
Fuck that, my treacherous deserves the hell that she's made for herself, luckily I didn't pump out any kid with her or marry her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv3RJHO7dPU

>> No.19013199

>>19013167
I can walk to my current grocery store wish is nice, but I'd kill for something a little more froufrou than Fred Meyer.

>> No.19013203

Like others have said, frozen shit is cheap and delicious, snacks, bubbly water if you're into that. People used to rave about their cheap wine but I don't drink wine so idk.

>> No.19013205

>>19013186
I don't mean to say I wasn't mad, sad, and gutted when she broke up with me, but we weren't really compatible in the long run. I'm glad it ended and it all worked out in the end. Life goes like that, I've found--Never how you plan it, but always for the best. I hope you can let whatever anger you have in your heart pass.

>> No.19013208

>>19013199
I can walk to grocery stores but bringing back bags of things is a pain in the ass, that's better with a car.

>> No.19013218

>>19013205
One can't really plan everything out especially not with a crazy female.

>> No.19013225

I get all my bread products there. baguette, naan, bagels, english muffins. but they don't pump them with preservatives so you should just slice and freeze until you toast them

cheese selection is good

english toffee, peri peri sauce, jalapeno sauce, everything but the bagel seasoning. They buy stuff from more civilized countries and repackage.

I just wish they made the store like 50% bigger. lots of people shambling around with carts

>> No.19013230

>>19013225
>lots of people shambling around with carts
I can't wait to take my 4'11 gf to TJ's and give her one of the kids carts.

>> No.19013233

>>19013225
>shambling around with carts
Those are negros and if you go at normal times then you don't have to deal with them

>> No.19013236

>>19013230
She can get the kid discount for you both

>> No.19013245

Safeway/Giant master race here, imagine getting just about everything in one store as opposed to having to go to two stores like a poor person.

>> No.19013251

>>19013230
My ex was like 5'4" and looked like a little girl even though older than I was, it was pretty funny, she got discounts everywhere.

>> No.19013258

>>19013251
Well she thankfully doesn't look that young, but I am 10 years older than her.

>> No.19013260

>>19011458
Tell Joe I said hi.

>> No.19013262

>>19013258
Lucky dude! :-)

>> No.19013263

Whatever you do STAY AWAY from the vegan chili. It uses advanced pea protein instead of meat. I'm really not sure why vegans feel the need to have repugnant substitutes for the meat they so desperately crave. Perhaps it's simply to garner more attention when people ask what it is that they eat.

>> No.19013267

>>19013263
It's more like worms, bugs and shit like that.

>> No.19013271
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banana chips are the best items at trader joe's i will die on this hill

>> No.19013273

>>19011458
Scandinavian Swimmers

>> No.19013278

>>19013271
You can get banana chips literally anywhere

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>>19013208
With some proper tetrising at the self checkout and the right bags I've learned to enjoy the rucking aspect of it. I take the car when I need to capitalize on some bullshit bulk sales with canned drinks.
>>19013245
What do you think about the Safeway/Kroger merge? I used Safeway a lot before I moved (mid pandemic) and its prices were so much better than Fred's (owned by Kroger). Hope it doesn't ruin Safeway for you.

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my mom accidentally bought me the gluten free bagels

really annoying they have these gluten free / vegan meme foods making shopping difficult for boomers

>> No.19013285

>>19013278
they're like a dollar at trader joes

>> No.19013289

>>19013262
It's not all good. Her father is a Baptist preacher and I'm Catholic. Oh and they're Cuban immigrants and I'm a gringo. They really hate that about I'm Catholic, but won't say anything about it directly to me. I did get them pretty good though--I pirated a world cup game for us to watch and it was the Croatian broadcast. I gave them a brief rundown on the break up countries of Yugoslavia.
>Croatia is the Catholic CHRISTIANS
>Serbia is the Orthodox CHRISTIANS
>Bosnia is the muslims.

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>>19013271
I have to try those out sometime, I always find these plantain chips. They're a great hangover cure, I don't know if they find me or if I find them.

>> No.19013309

>>19011578
Based

>> No.19013319

>>19013279
Really hoping that Lina at the FTC tries a little harder to put a stop to it. Granted, COVID has fucked with a lot of grocery stores now:

>2019
>was 24 hours

>now
>open from 7am-10pm

>> No.19013332

>>19013319
hahahaha a biden appointee, Lina Khan, yeah right

>> No.19013335

>>19013280
wow sorry your mom is retarded. must be tough

>> No.19013344

Usually I only shop at traderjoes. I get all my food their most weeks.
I don't eat frozen food. It's right down the road though.

>> No.19013350

"lina khan" from biden, that's sure not diversity based

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>>19011679
>he doesn’t know

>> No.19013506

>>19011458
>Anything in particular I should look for?
The nearest Publix

>> No.19013580

>>19013332
I mean, she wrote that long paper bashing Amazon and her head seems like it's in the right place - this ventures into /pol/ territory, but she's probably the Biden admin's best pick by far.

Sadly, Safeway still has eggs at around $7/dozen; Giant is slightly better at $5, but will we ever go back to cheap eggs again?

>> No.19013608

>>19011464
They're opening new locations on the East Coast

>> No.19013645

>>19013580
i got a couple of free eggs for you

>> No.19013672

>>19013133
no u

>> No.19013693 [DELETED] 

>>19011464
>>19011481
>>19011517
>>19011537
I like imagining viral marketing contractors being paid to be racist to brand trader joes online

>> No.19013714

>>19011458
I usually pick up some of their pizza bread (non frozen) and all the ingredients to make some pizza. Also their frozen fish has some pretty awesome prices for the quality of fish. Safeway by comparison has some disgusting frozen fish options

>> No.19013721

>>19011458
trader joe's will make you bald and skinnyfat. the only safe thing to buy there is the TJ's brand beer, which is secretly unibroue bottle refermented belgian ale at a decent discount

>> No.19013820

>>19011585
>>19011592

its fax do

>>19013271
>>19013278

i like the trader joes ones a lot too. i think they taste more banana-y because they dont coat it in sugar syrup so its not as sweet as normal ones.

>> No.19013830

>>19011458
>coffee
>nitrogen flushed for fresh rich taste
do americans really flush their coffee with nitrogen?

>> No.19014342

>>19013173
forzen french toast with verde burriots, just imagine the braps

>> No.19014344

>>19013830
we flush you with nitro then ask questions l8r

>> No.19014370

>>19011679
Why can’t the current guy fix them? Is he incompetent?

>> No.19014382

>>19011458
Cheese puffs
Orange chicken
Potstickers
Sublime ice cream sandwich

>> No.19014546

>>19013830
To keep oxygen out? It's pretty standard for mass produced food products like chips

>> No.19015183

>>19014546
but coffee beans need to breath while resting after roasting. you'd only need to do a nitro flush if you roasted beans in large batches and stored them for long periods of time. enjoy your stale two-year-old coffee beans, bro.

>> No.19015191

>>19014370
it only takes a small fire to burn down a house, but much effort to put out the house fire.

>> No.19015248

oh look, another racially charged pol slide thread. How are yall such societal outcasts that you need to interject your insane racist politics into every thread?

I unironically cannot wait to see the day where they round yall up into camps and drown you in cages

>> No.19015258

>>19015248
shut up weirdo

>> No.19015260

>>19015248
kek. sage negated.

#takeyourpills

>> No.19015342

>>19013106
>peanut butter stuffed pretzels
eating these now

>> No.19015430

>>19011464
paid shills or nyc transplants

>> No.19015443

>>19015430
i get ten cents for every thread that i make and i'm saving up for a hotdog to feed my children

>> No.19015461

>>19015443
are they hiring? i post for free.

>> No.19015559
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Trader Joes cheesecake is amazing. Most store bought cheesecakes have a sickening amount of sugar and barely any cheese taste. This one is the complete opposite, a very strong cream cheese flavor and a mild sweetness. Would go amazing with a fresh berry topping. And it's cheap for a large portion. Highly recommend it.

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>>19011679

>> No.19015698

>>19011458
lol we had to do an essay on trader joe's business model during a marketing class at my tiny central european uni, no one i talked to had ever even heard of it before, thanks for reading my blog

>> No.19015718

>>19013580

i just got eggs at walmart for like 3 sum maybe closer to 4

>>19015559

ill have to try it

>> No.19015740

>>19011642
How is no one addressing this? What the fuck?

>> No.19016001

>>19011458
Their organic ketchup is so freaking good. It's so much better than regular ketchup it's all we use in our house. They use real sugar instead of corn syrup, and more of the spices and vinegar in it so it just tastes totally different.

>> No.19016012

>>19016001
Good to know, love me some chup will look out for it next time.

>> No.19016017

>>19013039
Nigger Joe Biden didn't start the bird flu. You goddamn schizophrenic.

>> No.19016026

>>19011651
This, but their meat isn't that bad in my experience. Produce is trash though. I only use it as an "extra" grocery trip when I don't need other things like toiletries.

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>>19011458
>Anything in particular I should look for?
Virtue-signaling libtards, even worse than Whole Foods. But pic related ain't bad (basically Tajin if you know that).

>> No.19016057

>>19011670
Correct. But the real pro-tip is to buy vases at Goodwill, you'll pay $2-3 instead of $10+ at the grocery store flower counter (let alone what an actual flower shop would charge for a vase).

>> No.19016063

>>19016001
you sound like a total fucking faggot…I hope a bus pulverizes you

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>>19016036
>Virtue-signaling libtards

>> No.19016076

>>19016026
>Produce is trash though
See this comment a lot and I don't get it, I think people are just conflating it with meaning they have a small selection. From my experience they always have really fresh stuff, I've never seen swarms of fruit flies or rotting stuff at the bottom like you would see at a walmart. Sure you won't find lots of obscure stuff or 50 different kinds of potato but they have a decent selection of the staples and they are usually good quality.

>> No.19016083

>>19016076
They also have stone-faced trannies stocking their goods. Get your head out of your own ass you pretentious faggot nigger

>> No.19016085

>>19016083
Nice strawman, I don't live in cuckfornia though so no trannies at mine. Sorry about your troubles friend.

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>>19016085
>GGGG—AAAACK!!!!!

>> No.19016128

>>19011679
Hunter's laptop

>> No.19016145

>>19016076
Maybe trash is a strong word, but at least at my local ones it seems to be lower quality than what I can get at other chains for the same money. The last couple of times I bought bananas there, they just...never ripened? I got them slightly green, and they just went straight to brown. They weren't organic either.

>> No.19016160 [DELETED] 

>>19013693
So is trader joe’s the racist man’s grocery store?

>> No.19016579

>>19011458

Traders runs a poll every year for stuff to try and orange chicken comes out on top every time

https://www.traderjoes.com/home/discover/stories/product-hall-of-fame.html

>> No.19016588

Do not try to trade directly with Joe. He is an expert tradesman and you will not get a fair deal

>> No.19016592

>>19016579
I have a bag in my freezer, no fryer so might not be able to get the ideal flavor but I'll make it for dinner and post the results.

>> No.19016853

>>19011458
I remember some saying Trader Joe's and Aldi are owned buy the same company.
I don't understand how it's seen as more popular than Aldi and their items are more expensive.

>> No.19016874

>>19011651
>COMPLETELY drinkable Charles Shaw wine
My mom bought a bottle(for the novelty) did not even try it and came back to Quebec with it. Opened it with pizza I had a big gulp and then puked all over the table. She looked horrified took a sip and spat it out right away. She apologised right away and told me it was sub 5$ American wine that people said was ok/good. Not even 12$ corner store wine was anywhere near as bad as that.

We were both repulsed to find out this was in fact real wine not some malt shit or sugar wine like 95% of American wine I've had was terrible and beyond over priced for what it is. But that shit is unsalvageable you can;t cook with it you can't mix with cola or wtv fuck man the homeless here would take one sip and vomit asking if you gave them poison.

Do not buy trader joe wine jesus fucking christ just don't

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>>19016063
>I must defend the goyslop. Other people aren't allowed to enjoy interesting flavors that aren't just corn syrup.

>> No.19017988

They have a frozen bell pepper blend called "melange a trois" for 1.99/lb, which is cheaper than fresh and more reliable quality. Not useful for a salad, but very useful for stirfrys, omelets, etc.

Honestly, 95% of what's good at TJ's is frozen veggies.

>> No.19018176

Why bother with Seditious Joseph's Frozen Food Emporium when there's an HEB in town?

>> No.19019227

>>19011458
i moved away from my old shit hole that had a trader joes years ago

but at least mine had a good selection of weird "infused" salts that were pretty good

>> No.19019421

>>19011458
why does this look like a kid's store?

>> No.19019424

>>19011458
Its kind of just a shitty store desu

>> No.19019426 [DELETED] 

>>19013693
lmao

>> No.19020137

>>19011687
I'm going to Wegmans today after work what should I get?

>> No.19020243

>>19019421
Because it is. It's garbage, produced with slave labour, then marketed to poor people as premium quality for which they pay near-premium prices aka they (((you)))'re being robbed.

>> No.19020262 [DELETED] 

>>19013693
Finally, a company funding racism. They've earned my dollar

>> No.19020364

>>19020243
>marketed to poor people
Going by the cars in the parking lot I think it's marketed to upper middle class moms.

>> No.19020434

>>19020364
Ty for that. Poor people always, and I do mean ALWAYS, pay too much for their (usually second hand) cars and their children's clothes. While they can't afford text books, clean water and/or electricity.

>> No.19020521

>>19020434
kek this is poor cope

>> No.19020525 [DELETED] 

>>19011517
brown person here, not true
trader joes is supposedly "more organic" than other grocery stores (it isn't) and Indians in the west are especially susceptible to organic all-natural type marketing

>> No.19020540

>>19011464
>i regularly shop at trader joes but what's with all the trader joe threads recently
>>19011616
>paid shills.
>>19015430
>paid shills or nyc transplants

Funny how whenever there's a million fast food threads or keto schizo shill threads trying to commit hate crimes on vegans for no reason or a million completely off topic tobacco smoking or tobacco chewing threads full of big smoke shills trying to give everyone cancer, or induction cooktop shills or teflon shills or aluminum pan shills, or that one shill that keeps saying that THEY JUST CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE COSTCO HOTDOGS ARE STILL $1.50!!! like they're angry at the USA for enduring through the inflation, nobody says a single thing.

But trader joes thread? OMG OMG OMG THE SHILLS GUYS LOL HOLY FUCK LOL LMAO THE SHILLLLLLLZZZZZZ

I think the shills want us to THINK that the trader joes threads are shills because the shills only shill bad things, but trader joes has SOME healthy food options.... so the shills hate on trader joes....

I love trader joes, they got good bananas. DELICIOUS bananas. and WINE

>> No.19020552

>>19020540
why did you post this?

>> No.19020555
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>>19020540
>trying to commit hate crimes on vegans
To be fair vegans had it coming.

>> No.19020565

>>19020540
shill#3452, take your meds and report to HR

>> No.19020573

>>19020552
>why did you post this?
Because it noticed that there is some sketchy shit going on

>>19020555
>To be fair vegans had it coming.
Hey friend I just want you to know that not all vegans are really annoying liberals that raid steak restaurants and yell at people and ruin their dinners.

I'm one of the chill vegans that doesn't get too involved in politics, and that doesn't care what animal you eat as long as it was given a life that was reasonably humane, (not like horrible depressing conditions) and a humane, quick and painless death.

I truly believe that the shills want everyone to think that we are all crazy liberals, but that's not true at all.

we are all crazy though, but in a good way.

>> No.19020578

>>19020565
>shill#3452, take your meds and report to HR
I reject the antichrist, and I'm gonna eat some tofu with ketchup and peanut butter. smell ya later.

>> No.19020583

>>19020573
>im one of the good ones
>reddit spacing
nah

>> No.19020589

>>19020565
you deserve to be skinned alive and doused in acetone

>> No.19020598

>>19020583
>reddit spacing
There's no such thing as r3dd1t spacing, this is a meme invented by people who are new to 4chan to try and psych out people who use proper spacing to make their posts more readable. So by accusing someone else of r3dd1t spacing, you are admitting that you are actually the one who is new to 4chan because you believe that it's actually a real thing in the first place. Second, if r3dd1t spacing was actually real, how would you know? Unless you're from r3dd1t?

>> No.19020605

>>19020589
>you deserve to be skinned alive and doused in acetone
Anon that's uncalled for, I think they were just joking.

>> No.19020615

>>19020605
SHUT THE FUCK UP….YOU STUPID VEGANS AND YOUR ILK SHOULD HE ANNIHILATED OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET

>> No.19020632

>>19020615
I'm going to eat an impossible whopper and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me tee hee

>> No.19020821

Hoes at Trader Joes

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>>19011458
used to go a lot more often but now it seems meh

>> No.19022423

Trader Joe's is extremely based:

>insanely good prices on high quality coffee
>interesting and unique spice blends
>always new shit every single week
>very good prices on pretty much everything, it's difficult for me as a single to spend more than $40-$50 in a trip for myself
>very few sloppa trash food options
>if you're in a good state that allows grocers to sell liquor, extremely based liquor selection
>godtier nut butters
>super good and CHEAP soaps/lotions/sunscreen/whatever
>incredible frozen food selection

I go to trader joe's at least once a week and look forward to it as well. As others have noted, it's not a one-stop shop, but it's an awesome supplement to your normal routine.

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>>19022423
Not to mention that disgusting and tacky very particular 1970s faux wood paneling. To complete the aesthetic, it really just needs nicotine stained drop ceiling and a gumball machine with stale gum. Maybe a few dead roaches on the floor.

>> No.19022451

>>19022434
Yep, extremely soulful.

>> No.19022455

>>19022451
That's exactly the feeling I want from where I get my food: old shoes.

>> No.19022457

>>19022455
Unironically so much better than "soulless commodity"

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>>19022457
>any single Publix food palace enters the arena and absolutely and devastatingly btfo's your filthy hippy shitbox store

>> No.19022510

>>19016076
In my experience it all just goes bad very quickly and I'm not buying organic shit. Goes much faster than what I'd get from Safeway or Amazon. The semi processed stuff like shredded brussels sprouts are fine but I've heard they have a lot of bug problems with the salad kits.

>>19016579
Orange chicken in my area has been trash for a while. It used to be pretty fine as a frozen food but lately it's all terribly gristly small pieces.

>> No.19022522

>>19022498
Who gives a fuck about a regional chain? I don't live in the southeast, I have no intention of visting the southeast, it may as well not exist.

We're talking about big boy national chains in this thread. Fuck off back to your swamp.

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>>19022522
>Knew Publix was a Florida chain without anon posting it
>"who the fuck cares?"
lol

>freest state in the freest region in the freest country on Earth
>best supermarkets along with best everything else, basically
>booo... fuck your swamp

>> No.19022567

>>19022539
>floridian surprised by the concept of education
it's like pottery

>> No.19022580

>>19011458
why is there an arrow pointing to an iron cross lol

>> No.19022589

>>19022567
>I- I don't care about you
>I- I- I'm j-just educated, ok?!?
I have Trader Joe's in Florida. You have no Publix in whatever shit hole part of the country you live in. Deal.

>>19022580
>why is there an arrow pointing to an iron cross lol
German symbol. Out west they're super guilty and self-policing so their shit doesn't get burned down by queers.

>> No.19022639

>>19022589
Conclusion: Trader Joe's is better and more valuable than Publix, which is by all accounts a failure to launch.

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>>19022639
>immensely successful employee-owned company
>routinely ranked one of the best companies to work for in America
>incredibly loyal customer base
>growing throughout the southeast and crawling up the east coast
>"a failure to launch"

>> No.19023029

>>19022510
>Orange chicken in my area has been trash for a while. It used to be pretty fine as a frozen food but lately it's all terribly gristly small pieces.
This is what happened to me, just bought a bag. There were about 6 normal sized pieces of chicken. The rest were tiny half inch or smaller that were 80% breading and I wasn't sure if there was even any chicken in them and of course they burned before the big pieces finished cooking.

>> No.19023042

>>19022664
It’s essentially a successful leftist-style business that leftists despise because they don’t simp for trannies and donated to Trump

>> No.19023043

>>19022664
>inmensely
>incredibly
you're trying too hard

>> No.19023086

I just get low sodium stuff from there. They have a salsa that’s less than 200mg of sodium for the entire jar so I can binge eat it

>> No.19023869

>>19022664
They’ve been open for 60 years and are essentially still just in Florida.

That’s a failure to launch.

>> No.19024298

>>19023869
>Noooooo why don't you expand super fast and destroy your corporate / employee culture by not slowly promoting from within and instead go poach a bunch of drunk retard Wal-Mart employees to fill your ranks
Everyone at Publix starts as an entry-level employee. Deal, corporate shill.

>> No.19024315

>>19011780
How?

>> No.19024348

>>19023042
We're actually pretty receptive to any form of worker owned business, if anything we discount publix for being a limited model of it. But anything that spreads awareness of workers owning the workplace is based.

>> No.19024364

Yeah it's all fruitcakes and old women at trader joes

They got some good stuff though

>> No.19024437

>>19011679
>Pointing in other direction
This is the communist response to negative stimulus

>> No.19024463

>>19024364
so you a fruit or a hole

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>>19022498
>>19022664
Hi

>> No.19025378

>>19011458
Do they have a clearance aisle or items marked down?
I'd check it out again, but the parking lot is annoying to get to.

>> No.19025392

>>19011616
Nigger if there were as many shills as you idiots claimed there were there wouldn't be a homeless problem.

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>>19011642
I do.

>> No.19026890

>>19024298
Same with Costco, yet Costco has stores in every state and many international stores as well.

Go figure: if you have a good business model, you'll succeed and rise above your surroundings. If not, you'll just be publix.

>> No.19027229

Get the spicy mango dried fruit and potato wedges. Maybe some of the craft beer.

>> No.19027323

>>19011458
Frozen meals, snacks, crackers, wine, cheese. Don't count on them having everything you want. I never go anymore since it's in a super inconvenient high traffic location where I live.
It does attract classier clientele, for what it's worth, kind of an anti-walmart.

>> No.19029055

Ghost pepper chips, they're pretty hot, but also taste really good, hard to find that with spicy shit.

>> No.19029143

>>19026890
>Noooooo you should want to be a giant megacorp expanding as fast as possible
>Publix doesn't even have "co" in their name!!!!
>What a loser supermarket chain

>> No.19029332

>>19011539
There are so many hot bitches there, that's one of the reasons I go. I male gaze the shit out of them.

>> No.19029599

Maple cookies and cheap sushi

>> No.19029617

>>19029055
Did they bump it up? I got a bag years ago and they tasted good but the heat was really underwhelming.

>> No.19029666

>>19029617
They're pretty good, they aren't the spiciest, but I've given some to my boomer dad when he's come over and he was acting like he was dying from them. Take that with a grain of salt though, paprika is too spicy for boomers.