/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19072079
>people on the food and cooking board eat like this
horrifying

>>19072079
Grim

>>19072083
You have an issue with this dish?

>>19072094
No, do what you want, but I wouldn't feet it to my dog

chicgeb nuuget

>>19072100
Why not? My dogs love my food.

>>19072079
It's not burnt, honestly the nugs could use another 2-3 minutes. You just never cleaned the air fryer so all the carbonized ash from previous cooks is clinging on

>>19072157
It was clean, that’s the seasoning I put on it after it was halfway done cooking. I put some franks red hot seasoning on the fries and some shit that was in a jar labeled “Cajun blend”

>>19072162
>>19072094
>>19072129
>Goyslopman: le consuumer of goyslop

>>19072162
ask me how i know you're fat

>>19072162
Can't talk shit, both look delicious in a crappy middle school cafeteria way

>>19072172
>anything that looks delicious is goyslop
Sure
>>19072179
What gave it away?

>>19072162
bunch of crap meme "sauce" in the middle of the table haha

you american are so funny

>>19072232
I don’t care about non Americans opinions much, but I paid $15 per bottle for these. It’s high quality stuff, I can give you a link to it if you want some shipped to your village

>>19072079
No
Please wash your kitchen

>>19072195
Looks like diabetis.

Based cabinbro with his thousand sauces for his thousand pizzas

>>19072094
>clearly obsessed with truff hot sauce (notice caps in ring on lazy suzan)
>has none right now
explain

>>19072079
Why are you eating out of a muddy laundry basket?

>>19072079
I wouldn't. Personally l would shake up the container and let it go longer. Browning looks uneven.

Amerigoys are really something else

>>19072195
>newports
fat AND black, double whammy

>>19072240
ishygddt

>>19072353
I see his white hand above

rangeban america

>>19072240
Is this cabin bro? I am having trouble telling apart all the fat bearded guys on ck

>>19072195
Funniest thing is you have
pizza
cookies
cakes
Doritos
beer
cigarettes

But opted for the zero sugar pepsi, that’s fucking hilarious.

>>19072686
I just really like the way the diet soda taste

>>19072731
what kind of shack do you live in

>>19072094
>>19072162
>carbs on a plate
>an assortment of sauces with shitton of sugar
>but hey, I have a ZERO SUGAR PEPSI and a ZERO SUGAR MT DEW which negate all of that
this is why "my 600 lb life" is a thing in the USA

>>19072094
i keep all of my sauces in the fridge, do you just leave them at the table like that?

>>19072195
The lack of proper visible knuckles and details on the top of your hand, wrist and thumb. Nothing but fat and diabetes.

>>19072749
This kinda shack

>>19072792
You live inside a box of donuts?

>>19072771
All of those sauces are shelf stable, even the ranch is nothing but sneed oils and emulsifiers. Don't need to fridge if you finish them within a month or two which this lardass clearly does

>>19072094
Christ is disappointed in you

>>19072802
Shelf stability only applies to sealed food. The moment you open it and expose it to bacteria in the air you need to refrigerate it.

>>19072792
>contains a dozen smiles
advertising targeting fat people is the most vile

>>19072792
Based cabin bro. Welcome back

>>19072299
why does the browning need to be even? op's picture looks like mcdonalds leftovers. think of a burger, there is a contrast of the bread and contents, it's like saying the burger is uneven and between the bread should be another piece of bread for a bread sandwich

>>19072079
Looks fine to me

why are airfryers so fucking dogshit?
they are completely unable to cook everything thoroughly and you need to just stand there and shake this shit every 2-3 minutes if you don't want with half of your food burned and the other half raw

>>19072771
There’s no room

>>19072079
not burnt you just need to clean out your disgusting air fryer tray

>>19072830
That's what big fridge wants you to believe, sheep.

>>19073006
>spring mix next to a container with 10x its weight in ranch
kek

>>19072830
You got me, it's shelf unstable but decays reeaaaally slowly

>>19072240
tcap butcher bro?

>>19072240
>Ingredients: cayenne pepper sauce (cayenne peppers, garlic, vinegar, natural flavor, water, salt), water, tomato paste, soybean oil, ghost peppers, garlic, onion, black pepper, butter flavor, xanthan gum.
would,, but not for $15

>>19072079
No
The black particulates which you are referencing is from a previous cook

Try cleaning more often so as to avoid confusion

>>19073216
>natural flavor
>soybean oil
>butter flavor
>xanthan gum
It's all so tiresome.

>>19072094
As a reformed goyslop enjoyer, your picks make me want to vomit.
Eat whole foods bro. Make your own nugs from breast. It's cheaper and you will feel like a human being again.

>>19073185
Yes, that was a fun time
>>19073234
The black particles are pepper flakes and general seasonings I put on mid cook. Are you not supposed to season stuff until after?

>>19073534
>vlc
put your head in a microwave then get MPC-HC

>>19073577
no

>>19073577
HC is no longer supported.
We moved on to BE.
Get with the times, grandpa.

>>19072240
oh god it's the switchfag from /v/.

>>19073577
is this some windowstranny thing I'm not retarded enough to get?

>>19072240
Oh no. You come here too? You're pretty alright though.

>>19072771
>i keep all of my sauces in the fridge
Okay weirdo.

>>19072094
Hey I remember you. How's your mom?

>>19072792
Missed your posts, hope you’re well.

>>19072792
how tf do you get food delivered here

>>19074196
He's eating french fries and chicken nuggets, I'd assume she's not doing so hot.

>>19072094
why so many crosses? are you crucifying the food too

>>19073534
>seagate
>family guy
>.mp4
>.avi
oh my

>>19075405
Yeah? What’s the issue?

>>19072079
>>19072094
>be rich
>eats carcinogenic garbage
based, hope you die soon

>>19075813
lol nevermind you're the obese guy from /v/ i don't need to tell you to die, you already will, i take it back and i apologize

>>19075813
>>19075819
Hey FUCK you pal!

>>19075823
fuck you faggot richfag

>>19075823
Don't mind these jealous incels, OP, I think you are very sexy and I would love to eat your ass

>t. hot woman

>>19073006
>hershey syrup
>hershey sugar free

>>19075836
How can you call me a richfag..

>>19075879
..When I’m about to eat wings that went out of date over a month ago? I got these for free!

>>19075879
>>19075882
your house

>>19072094
fries look good, so does your chicken wing pics. but i would never eat anything with the word polynesian on it lol.

>>19075890
>this is a rich persons house in 2023
I’m curious as to what your place looks like anon
>>19075897
Idk what Polynesian really means, I just call it “that purple Chick-fil-A sauce”

>>19075945
This image is violently caucasian.

>>19072792
love your shack bro

>>19075945
it's not the house, there are a lot of parts with spackle going down the walls by an inch or so and the baseboards look kinda bad in some of the pics

it's that you own a house, that's why you're a richfag

>>19075966
Thank you
>>19075972
I’m only gonna have like $300 after tomorrow

>>19075952
Because of the two parent family photos? That's racist, anon.

>>19072094
i don't think there's anything inherently wrong with eating something like this once in a while--its the fact that there are americans on here who struggle to cook something more complicated that i find completely repulsive

>>19076027
>SURE I OWN A HOUSE BUT UMMMM I DONT HAVE ANY CASH ON HAND!!!!!
typical middle or upper middle class shit

fuck you fucking rat

>>19076074
Cheers friend, you’ll make it one day too

>>19076130
doubt it wasn't born into wealth

>>19076074
Commie retard kys

>>19076232
lmao
>new ip

>>19072094
You are an obese white male from mid west America. Prove me wrong. I'll wait.

>>19072079
scran

>>19075890
it's called inheritance anon. I own a fucking mansion and still work a minimum wage job

>>19076074
networth is a meme anon just because his house is worth something doesn't mean he actually has that much money

>>19076318
what is the point of this post?

>im rich but work just to interact with others
>im rich but work minimum wage feel bad for me
>im rich but x?
>inheritance isn't wealth

pick one or tell me what the point of it was
>>19076380
>richfags actually trying to convince me that owning land and property doesn't make you wealthy
lol, lmao!

>>19072079
>Would you consider this burnt?
Grim perhaps, but definitely not burnt.

>>19076398
not that anon but i figure theres property taxes he has to pay every year despite the inheritance, so if he has no other source of income he needs to work even a part time job to pay for that. still beats not owning property though, dude just works mostly for his entertainment budget. also i guess he could not have to work if he rented out rooms, but could be a personal choice not to.

>>19072759
why do you have to be so pessimistic, a man can't cut down on one thing without you faggots jumping him for not going all the way.

>>19072094
>>19075778
>>19075823
This qualifies as a mansion?
Maybe it looks bigger from the outside, but this looks like a normal one MAYBE a 2 story home, not anything noteworthy to our boomer grandparents.

>>19076265
It's called the Midwest my foreign friend.

>>19076721
It’s just a one story house. It’s a nice place though.

>>19072129
Holy shit do you look soft. You're going to be dead at 65.

>>19072240
At least your place is clean and orderly if not rocking a very old decor. Keep doing what your doing my man.

>>19072731
nigga can afford 30 dollars worth of hut boneless wings but flooring down

>>19076809
You have a good eye, that is actually about $30 worth of wings

>>19075823
I think whatever you eat turns you into that. Its poor diet. Its like a native american with diabetes. From obesity to early balding from low T due to some cascading effect of being obese and converting T to estrogen.

I say that because its similar to my lil bro and he eats nothing but crap. No offense. To know whats going on, to fix it. Lower the quantity of crap food and avoid partially hydrogenated crap like the plague if you want to fix that. You dont see hippies like this because their diet is low in highly processed crap. 80% of an american grocery store shouldnt be considered food.

>>19076877
I think trans fat is hard to lose because your body doesnt know what to do with it. It just kills your hormones and gets stored as lumpies like lipomas in a carb oversaturated diet. The artificial sweetener is some chemical made in a lab designed to simulate sweet. You never see a healthy person drinking it. Its like our food chain has been subverted like a weapon against us. Someone really hates americans...we should probably move.

>>19076877
>>19076900

First we must identify a problem then we must also identify a solution. pic related, chicken biryani

>>19076924
oyakodon.. dont let it intimidate you its easy and a bachelors I cant cook special.

>>19076924
>>19076929

chicken shawarma fatteh

>>19076924
>>19076929
>>19076931
Salmon with skyr and sauteed kale

>>19076935
koobideh kabob with rice and grilled veggies. Theres probably a theme forming..Most immigrant food is probably safe and these are prepared from scratch or raw ingredients. After eating real food. You will splurge on a little caesar, for instance and feel the difference.

If youre serious, you will prob. realize food prices are tough right now, cooking takes time. But im one meal a day for dinner for the longest and not dying of hunger

>>19076924
>>19076929
>>19076931
>>19076935
Stop shitting up the thread with this pretentious trash please.

This is chicken string cheese ramen sandwich and it taste better than your instagram food

Chicken Karaage..the bag potato fries seem to be safe-ish..A whole chicken here is $6..you can drag that out for 3 nights in a 123 set. First night process the chicken. The carcass and meat goes into a soup like a ramen for night 1. eat the breast too, why the fuck not...2nd night the other breast karaage..3rd night the wings thighs and legs in a huli huli chicken plate lunch..that works out to $2 for the main course each night.

>>19076972
huli huli for reference.

Tostitos Pizza Rolls and Shoestring Fries, air fried at 390 degrees

>>19076955
this looks like if you where level 1 cooking skill on world of war craft and someone convinced you in the 21st century you just push a button and food pops out..

Its something like that. You push a button. get a recipe. go to the grocery. get ingredients. cook and food pops out...look I'll take the 3 day ban for "trolling" why? because youre important to me.

>>19076985
You've really outdone yourself this time. Perfect sauce selection, great entree choice, and even a delicious sugar free sunkist.
10/10

>>19076985
this guy is an effing legend and can liquid like you want to..(liquid dancing..and old raver dance style)..brb might do a push up.

>>19075882
>My frozen thing "expired" a month ago!

I guess all I ever do is eat months old meat.

>>19076977
not a fan of bone on meat. There's always lots of little hard/cartilage things that get in the way when biting into the meat, and I hate having to play "Swish half chewed meat around in my mouth till i can find the piece and spit it out only that part".
I prefer boneless meat simply for convenience, even if it lacks in fat for making sauces or stock.

>>19072079
Its not burnt

>>19072094
chuck fill gays
heheheheh

>>19075823
you look as dry hearted and mean as the woman who decorated your cabin

>>19075945
>family, love
>photos of happy people, knick knacks that have been collected and maintained with care
>>19072129
>places set at the table for several even though op clearly lives alone and has no friends

OP, what happened to the people who lived here? what did you do to them?

>>19077281
kek
>live laugh bury the corpses

>>19077281
>OP, what happened to the people who lived here? what did you do to them?
The Pollacks couldn't keep him in the basement forever.

>>19073534
Based to catch a predator enjoyer

>>19072079
They aren't burnt, but whatever you sprinkled on them appears to be.

>>19076398
>what is the point of this post?
it's that just because I inherited a property worth tens of millions doesn't mean that I have millions upon millions of dollars in my account you retard. I struggle too make ends meet.
>inb4 just sell it lol
I refuse too sell it too blackrock and they are the only ones who want it right now.

>>19078771
>I inherited a property worth tens of millions
>I struggle too make ends meet
hope someone kills you while you're shopping

>>19072195
>Hunt Bros Pizza
I've never had it. Is it better than Little Caesar's and Papa John's (both garbage tier in my eyes)

>>19072129
>>19072162
>Diet Pepsi and mountain dew

Holy shit why do people drink this nasty shit? Just drink water if you're do worried, you fat fuck.

Mom made some good shit this evening. Really looking forward to this.

>>19079591
Deep fried battered brussel sprouts?

>>19076955
Idk why but I fucking love those cheapo lightly breaded chicken mixture patties...with a slather of some mayo and some fresh cut onion...maybe pickles but not those stupid thick cut ones.

>>19079716
That’s okra silly
>>19079734
I haven’t had one in a long time(that was an old pic) but I still enjoy the microwave burgers from time to time.

>>19079591
Stop eating so much food you fat piece of trash

>>19072240
>shipped to your village
Based. I really like how often you post stuff, it's wholesome in a way.
I also think your posts are valuable sociologically for non-Americans to observe. Your home and lifestyle is quintessential "heart of America". The dinner table with TV news in the background, the crosses and decorations of cutesy sayings in cursive, only eating processed foods and condiments, but "diet" options like sugar-free sodas and light sour cream...
I feel like there is a high chance you have a big metal star hanging on one of the outer walls of your home, and certainly at least one of your family members owns a large pick-up truck.

>>19079983
No metal stars, but we do have a big truck. Dad needs it for work though. America is a blessed place despite all stuff you see in the media

>>19080119
What are the trophies on the wall? And I'm American, so I know what you mean. In some ways the US is better than outside/media appearance indicates, in some ways it's actually worse. Overall though, I am thoroughly American, and probably wouldn't be happy living anywhere else. I'd rather improve my country than jump ship.
Anyway, happy to see your posts, although you should definitely consider eating more non-deep fried vegetables and getting some exercise, if only for your health and happiness. Your dinner looks tasty as fuck though. Cheers to you and your family.

>>19080309
Cheers man, the trophies are deer that my family has hunted throughout the past few decades. I’ve only ever shot a 6 point myself, and that was when I was 16.

>>19072094
theres a nigger on your tv, did you change the channel or did you sit there and observe his foolishness

>>19080544
And I got this hog when I was 17. I don’t do much hunting anymore but they are cool memories.

>>19080544
>>19080558
Nice, and way to keep the trophies.

>>19072079
I would consider it dry.

>>19076741
>>19078771
You stated earlier that your home is a single story home. How the FUCK is a single story home worth tens of millions of dollars.
Fucking hell, I understand location can have something to do with i t, but even still, it shouldn't make a one person one story home fucking 10 million dollars.

>>19080942
It’s not worth tens of millions lmao

>>19076737
My point still stands.

>>19080550
That man is VERY CLEARLY white my blind autistic friend.

Did we ever figure out the exact location where this "guy" lives?

>>19076985
why are you committing suicide anon

>>19073303
I never understood the fear with natural flavoring. Citric acid could be considered one since it's not sourced from things like lemons, but instead a lab grown fungus and yet people accept it.

Also what exactly is xanthan gum? Last time I searched it was the gum of a bean or some shit. What's bad about that?

>>19073006
Allne with jars and jars of syrup. Like a simpsons character

>>19082459
The problem with "natural flavors" is it's just too vague, it could be any of hundreds of ingredients that the FDA has simply decided don't need to be listed explicitly, so I find it hard to trust since I don't know what I'm eating when it says that. Xanthan gum is a thickener; just an unnecessary ingredient to make a sauce thicker than it otherwise would be. Probably better than corn starch but still just something you don't need and which can cause gastric distress in some people.

>>19082219
To be fair, that is the guy from Fresh Prince(not will smith) that host Americas Funniest Home Videos. He’s a black dude

>>19082544
This was supposed to be a gif..

>>19082239
No one gives a shit where he lives except a weasel like you.

>>19076834
>no calluses
ngmi!

>>19080942
Property is where value is, not a home. Homes are basically worthless unless it has historical significance. Most people that buy Property often mow houses down and build shit in their place

>>19082459
What's "bad" about thickeners is that it's just a way to shortchange you. Take Balsalmic vinegar, for example. The authentic stuff is grape must that has been aged and reduced to a thick, extremely flavorful substance. Less expensive Balsalmic vinegars seem like a great deal and look similar, but it's grape must watered down with other substances. Then they add coloring, flavorings, and things like artificial thickeners so that the final product superficially resembles the original.
If you're an aware consumer, it's a valid trade-off. You get a 50% quality product at 25% of the price in some situations, and that's fine if you know when and how to use the ersatz ingredients. But otherwise, it's trickery. If your ice cream has a thick, creamy texture because of gum addition, it's so that they can sell you milk with a bit of cream in it, rather than a product made of a high proportion of genuine cream.

>>19082711
I was just wondering if he has smoke detectors in the cabin.

>>19082776
You got me pretty good there. I used to have hardcore calluses when I was serious about guitar.
>>19082874
I don’t. I actually smoke in there pretty often but I’m gonna quit that soon since I don’t wanna hurt my new pc I’ve got coming

Mom is back at it again with the good shit.

>>19083354
>no vegetables again
Anon, I...

>>19083508
You guys eat veggies every day?

>>19083667
How much a week on food big man?

>>19083822
Probably around $60-$80 depending on how hard I go on the weekends. I don’t eat super crazy during the week but I murder myself with food on Saturday and Sunday nights

>>19084314
i hope you work/provide money and dont just leech off your mom. Take care of her man

>>19084425
I work 40 hours a week and buy all my own food. Although lately she’s been cooking some good stuff for me and I don’t stop her. This chicken Alfredo with chopped up sausage in it was great

>>19072094
you need more condiments

>>19073686
it's still supported and updated regularly
https://github.com/clsid2/mpc-hc/releases/tag/2.0.0

>>19072240
Holy fuck, you look like me, except with a gayer face and smaller cranium implying impaired cognitive ability.

Mom made some nice quesadillas. One of my favorites.

>>19072195
>Star Crunch

If only there ever was a Star Crunch Zero.

Kill all autists massacre autists roundhouse kick autists into the ground slit autist throats pour acid on autist faces and so on and so fourth.

>>19072240
Hi, where did you buy those? Online?
I looked at the other anon his ingredients list, I assume the cayenne pepper sauce is Tabasco. I'm going to try is recipe, it sounds good but I wouldn't pay this money for a bottle, what size is this. Last year I grew these varieties, picrel

>>19087145
have sneed
>>19087154
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>>19072079
Nope, I would consider this inedible regardless of how it is cooked.

>>19087122
>>19084458

How is this getting worse?

It must be liberating to not give a shit to this degree.

>>19075823
do you post on the video and games board?

>>19084458
As bad as this looks, and it wasn't done well, it's actually a lot closer to authentic pasta alfredo than what you I usually see.

>>19088015
Yes

Blessed thread thank you op

>>19088139
It’s been my pleasure

>>19087122
gross fingers

>>19083667
I eat veggies and fruits everymeal.

>>19088123
Amazingly clean keyboard, nice
How do you have so many pictures with cake, though? There can't be that many events going on

>>19088286
I just buy whole cakes and eat them

>>19075945
>friends
based

>>19088167
lol yeah

>>19088358
why

Looks seasoned

>>19088358
Based af

>>19088147
The hair just stitches this entire image together.

>>19088123
If I send you a friend request on steam will you accept

>>19072162
>it was clean
why are you lying about this? Why would you lie about this? just admit you are disgusting and don't wash your air fryer. this is the internet, nobody knows you, nobody cares, lying just makes you look weak.

>>19072240
>>19075823
Kek you kinda look like my brother

>>19077335
Hey, I remember this

>>19072129