/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Everything in America is better

>>19145955
hate america more than anyone here but I'm pretty sure that webm is about China

>>19145955
This webm is for Chinese food, lol. They’re the only ones that mix plastic bits into rice and can get away with it.

20 years in the isocubes for this thread.

>>19145955
I don't know about that baby food, but carrots spark in the microwave because of iron and other minerals.

>>19146216
this feels like a parody but god damn it it's real for sure

>>19146209
Every single one of these is wrong

>>19146204
To think she has no health problems.

>>19146209
When did this start. This thing of having some made up concept of national breakfasts.

>>19146216
Looks pretty good. Seems very British.

>>19146358
Wow

>>19145955
No American has ever done this. Also look at those hands.

>>19146342
Oh fuck yeah, I want the great honor of being served by noble samurai robot.

>>19146358
That machine really needs to be repaired.

>>19146342
I wonder if the robot plays seppuku.

>>19146204
Do Americans really

>>19145955
Why are people so fucking terrified of chemistry and emulsifying salts?

>>19146342
How dishonorable. Thats like serving burgers wearing the marshal's uniform

>>19146151

>>19146204
>Diabetes
>having anything to do with the raw pork shes eating

>>19146151
Lynchian

Steak is popular in the US. There is loads of room for cattle to graze. Mac n cheese is a good side with a steak

Strawberry pie

>>19146438
strawberry filling needs more goo imo

>>19146410
I think it's the calories she ingests right after waking up (essentially a fast)
Any kind of rapid changes in blood sugar are a sure-shot way to get diabeetus.
In fact, a breakfast is a pretty bad thing to begin with, if you don't work out in the fields or a physically demanding job. Instead of a whole breakfast, have small amounts of some fat rich foods. Maybe two to three slices of greasy bacon or something similar. Avoid simple carbs and sugars which can be digested quickly (and then rapidly increase your blood sugar)

Rack of bbq pork ribs

>>19146443

Sweet iced tea with lemon pairs well with bbq ribs

Texas chili

>>19146411
Nah she's totally a John Waters character.

>>19145955
This was "deboonked" like 2 years ago.

>>19146437
No it isn't. Mac and cheese is a fatty dish. Steak is already a fatty dish. You want something to complement it, not poorly emulate it. Fried green tomatoes go great with steak. Grilled zucchini goes great with steak. Mac and cheese is extraneous to steak.

>>19146471
My vegetable is a baked potato is that ok? Steak, Mac n cheese, potato

>>19146209
non-wypipo be like mmmmm all carbs

>>19146497
Carbs is the food of the poor.

>>19146216
>thrice cooking the fries
>for a butty
Authentic butties have stale chips.

>>19146384
>kilo
They're probably british.

>>19146437
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>>19146490
This is a thread for Webm's, dude.

>>19146544
fuck off iphones cant play webm so I have to make due

>>19146579
phoneposters need to be gassed and bombed

>>19146204
can a brother get some fucking PIXELS

>>19145955
>Fortified Calcium
That right there guaranteed that the video had no credibility. Calcium isn't ferromagnetic. That is iron, which is added to baby food since it is a vital mineral for blood health.

>>19146151

This is something you would see in a John Waters movie.

>>19145955
I think you meant chinese "food", because that's what this webm originally showed.
Nice try chang.

>>19146384
It´s some old german trash tv. About the same quality contnent as Jerry Springer in the states.
Normal people ea their Mett on a roll with onions, pepper, salt and without Maggi.

>>19146375
Looks like it works to me bud

>>19146437
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>>19146579
kys illiterate fucking retard

>>19146579
Then make your own thread about images? Why shit up a webm thread?

>>19145955
America truly is Third World

>>19146411
Kafkaesque, even

>>19146209
>naan
>pita
>flatbread
lmao they reused the same one for the first 2 then cut it in half and called it flatbread

>>19146358
>nikka black
excellent taste

>>19146209
intentionally wrong and infuriating, this new trend sucks

>>19145955
the "natural" cheese acts way more like plastic than the american cheese does.

>>19146850
the file is literally called 'ck bait', you stooge

>>19146216
Did they fuck after this?

>>19146151
I'd marry her.

>>19146136
That webbum is about China. Some fucking lazy ass chink remade it about America and used green text to try to relate. Whole fucking thing is about china

>>19146209
Imagine getting half a papaya every morning instead of carbs and sugar syrup

>>19146417
Why not use egg as a binder?

>>19146151
>Honey I know you just came home from another 12 hour shift but our unemployed daughter filled the thub with cocoa powder and marshmallows so you have to unclog it and then help me scrub the whole bathroom clean

>>19147149
Thats a big ass papaya

>>19145955
The additives in the coffee are sugar which is a common thing to add to coffee before roasting
The thing that makes the pill burn is also sugar likely added so it doesn't taste bad
The cheese burns because it's low on fat
The icecream likely has baking soda which is reacting to the lemon, most baked treats have baking soda

>>19145955
>/ck/ webm thread
Jesus, when will this meme end?
Everything you think you know about American cheese is nonsense.
Not going to bother, except to say: actual American cheese is actual cheese mixed with other dairy products (whey mostly) and some preservatives.
Your webm is based on "food cheese product", a nearly non-existent product.

>>19147051
I've seen the whole video, it does get a bit sensual but then they both get stabbed by a paki

>>19145955
Ann, from 'how to cook that' debunked all of this clickbait bullshit. None of the chemical reactions work that way.

>>19147186
> seething American
needs more than 51% cheese to be called American cheese
so they put in 52%

>>19146209
a lot of people (even the fat ones) dont eat that much for breakfast in the US on a normal weekday and just eat something like a couple pieces of toast, some kind of breakfast bar, or a bowl of cereal etc etc

>>19147159
I really like papaya

>>19145955
Why are Americans so far and stupid?

>>19146151

>>19146209
I'm british and I usually eat a bowl of chilli for breakfast (no rice)

Not a lot of webms here

>>19146579
>iToddlers still getting BTFO

>>19147740
bacon shit pies

>>19146151
Average American

>>19146151
I knew I should have closed it when i saw the hand.

>>19146384
pretty certain that's german.

>>19146204
raw ground pork, and raw onions. germans detected.

>>19146579
Androids can play webms kek

>>19146579
and you pay money for that shit? lmao loser

>>19146209
yeah pretty accurate for vietnamese ppl that we have pho for breakfast

Asians in general dont have breakfast foods, its either fruit or leftovers. I miss having pho for breakfast every morning, twas the shit

>>19146151
I feel a sense of horrified digust.

What for?

>>19146204
I was hoping they would try to subtitle her little poem as well but they just gave up like fucking COWARDS!

>>19146151
worse than any gore I ever watched. I will not sleep tonight.

>>19145955
isn't everything in this video misinformation

>>19146579
Is this true? I can see and view webms

>>19146411
Elaborate on that

>>19146454
yeah, very much reminiscent of Pink Flamingos
or perhaps Harmony Korine's Gummo
either way, unintentionally experimental

>>19146411
Lovecraftian

>>19145955
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>>19146136
>see hands
>see dishes
>webm about china
Pretty sure it's about muttland.

>>19148485
They don't really do sandwiches in China
It's obviously American food but mutts love coping

>>19148485
>>19148577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0

>>19148603
So it isn't China and you are all just coping
Good to know

>>19146397
Or like fried chicken by a colonel.

>>19146358
>>19146950
>black Nikka
>has ginger on the front
Has the trend finally been reversed?

>>19148684
Lol

>>19148293
In the style of David Lynch
He does weird shit and people think it's deep but it's just he gets fucking wasted and writes down weird shit

>>19146850
>America truly is Third World
Almost. We have conquered the Earth and the moon. Mars is next.

>>19148801
based

>>19146471
this guy gets it

>>19148221
That's a healthy way to react to cannibalism. You'll be fine.

>>19148293
damn he is cool

>>19148277
Me when i and girl and i she so i and she goes and im like OOOWHIEE

>>19146342
I would like to formally challenge this robot. If I am a true warrior I should be able to best this steel menace...

>>19148229
>1:08
>If only you knew how bad things really are

>>19148871
based

>>19148293
The battle between Surly and this guy would be legendary

>>19148801
>>19148820
:):):)

>>19148277
i don't think cows can grow horns that big...

>>19148277
God I wish that were me

>>19148949
you should think less.

>>19148949
Anon...

>>19146151
Is this the female version of Nikocado?

>>19148949
lol city boy what is it you picture a cow looks like?

>>19148949
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>>19148975
Wait wait wait
I get it now
He means literally cows
I think he's right
That woman is drinking urine from a bulls penis

anyone have the webm of waiters plating a dessert on a table at a high end resturant

>>19148982
>>>19148960
this is a cow not a bull.

>>19147068
this is the only picture on 4chan I've actually enjoyed

>>19146579
>Pay extra sheckles for that latest iPhone with all the brand new features you'll never use complete with removed physical features, extra charge on basic accessories and the fact that it'll break if you look at it wrong
>Still can't play webms
Do normalfags REALLY?

>>19145955
Whoa

>>19146209
>American breakfast is not steak, eggs, hashbrowns, and maybe toast or pancakes.

the mexican breakfast is pretty accurate. It's always a dish with eggs, salsa, beans, and tortillas.

>>19146627
On top of being a phoneposter, he's an apple faggot.

>>19146579
how many dicks do you suck a day?

>>19148949
If you don’t think, then don’t post

>>19148603
Her role is to tell you the government/corporate complex is taking care of you. Trust the science.

>>19149042
iphones play webms since last year

>>19149074
the entire midwest except for Chicago and Michigan needs to be fucking nuked

>>19149239
>Chicago
they make shit pizza

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>>19148965
DAMN she's big

>>19146204
>I need
Idk why but this phrase especially pisses me off fatties and other trashy people use it

>>19145955

>>19149509
Okay all that food does look pretty good

>>19149074
that meal would have pretty good macros if not for the bun

>>19146337
It's like it was made by an alien.

>>19148623
first time?

>>19146209
>reused cheap ingredients
>inconsistent portions
>dishes with key components missing
kek this looks like a student video hastily put together in half an hour before the submission deadline

>>19147051
god I wish

>>19148974
She is just playing a character, you moran. Wasting food is just part of it.

>>19148965
majestic

>>19149804
This was wildly uncomfortable to watch.

>>19149804
How do these potatohead mongos get such cute wives?

>>19149925
dey gud at smashin

>>19149925
That guy is a 10/10 in Russia, and he is beating the cabbage instead of his wife. What Russian woman could ask for more?

>>19149509
It is hard to fault this woman for being so fat when that food looks so delicious.
I envy her in some ways.

>>19149925
Russians cannot suffer
The 10/10 man in Russia is a 6/10 anywhere else in the world while a 6/10 woman in Russia is 10/10 in rest of the world

>>19149822
You think Nikocado isn't playing a character?

>>19149964
So the women can easily emmigrate to freedom and better men while the men can only sit around sucking Putin cock.

>>19149509
I want to open hear head up with a pickaxe.

>>19146151
This is the tamest I-feel-disgusted video ever. It's just a fat woman dunking cocoa in a bath she enters with her clothes on while making faces.
You people are either new or the least jaded anons I've ever witnessed. I get it, you think fat people are disgusting no matter what they do.

>>19145955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSBSzWmjXO0
The best part about this video constantly being spammed is i get to keep posting the hot aussie milf

>>19148277
>milkmaid1.webm
w-whats milkmaid2?

>>19150214
>muh gubmint regulations
>muh food laws
>muh everything approved is safe and healthy
>muh processed foods are totally fine
Yeah, no. It's true the webm is fake shit but her constant appeals to government safety regulations are so fucking cringe, as if the government doesn't approve all kinds of toxic shit like seed oils and HFCS.

>>19146950
>excellent taste
kek that shit is literally rotgut

>>19148229
>prepackaged soy sauce
kek if you didnt buy that faggot frog thing you might be able to afford a proper bottle

>>19149242
>doesn’t want to be a celebrity
>goes on vices food channel
sudoku yourself

>>19149509
How do you fit all that in your stomach?

>>19150366
I literally eat everything they said on a regular basis and use those exact utensils. How did they know???

>>19150252
>muh processed foods
>muh toxins
go buy a few more quartz crystals i swear they will work this time

>>19150230
The mods hassle me when I post that one even though it's just a young woman sucking milk out of a cow's teat.

>>19149925
You'd be surprised what confidence and acting like a man can do for a person.

>>19149804
He would absolutely have smashed the cat too if it hadn't run.

>>19149925
Chicks dig a bad boy, anon.

>>19150443
>the flapjack hunchback

>>19150452
"You wanna raise your hands you give her your last name. Then it's none of my fucking business"

>>19150473
If vegans hate meat so much, why are they always trying to make their meals look like this?

>>19146209
Everything in this vid looks fucking disgusting, do you humans really eat this slop every morning?

>>19146579
based retard

>>19150252
So it's true? The big bad scary boogeyman of food really has moved on from soy to seed oils and corn syrup? See you in 8 years when you find the next thing to blame all your problems on.

>>19150592
Considering that removing seed oils and corn syrup from my diet cleared up my psoriasis I would say they deserve the blame they get.

>>19150180
She's not gonna eat you bro

>>19145955

>>19150607
Prove it.

>>19150592
yeah, it's a current right wing tinfoil hat schizo thing.

>>19150618
I don't post pictures of myself online. Even if I did post before and after pictures you'd probably just insist I couldn't prove removing those foods did it and we'd be back to square one.

>>19150623

>>19150623
>Doctor, I'm having trouble breathing!
>here, drink this cockroach juice. Don't worry, it's only the cockroach with white necks.
and people wonder why hospitals were overwhelmed in China.

>>19150635
Repulsive

>>19146151
very surprised this doesn't have an onlyfans watermark.

>>19150473
that's actually pretty cool ngl

a chink would eat his own shit if it meant he could torture it before eating it.

>>19150511
nakadashi chop girl

>>19146405
This is goofy but probably pretty damn good

>>19150864
HDHGO?

post the virgin egg pleb

>>19149509
I’d love to smell her BM that results from all that delicious food.

>>19150904
Is there a webm?!

>>19146437
Read in the voice of Wesley Willis

>>19150443
Abe Vigoda fell on hard times after Good Burger, but I'm glad he found peace as a humble crepe salesman.

>>19151099
Ew

>>19146440
Wait, does this mean OMAD will give you diabetes?

>>19151227
Fasting is good for diabetes/blood sugar etc and OMAD is basically 24 hour fasts. So depends who you ask.

>>19150628
The amount of water left in that gutter oil is so high it's unusable if you don't reduce it further

>>19149954
sometimes I try to emulate the hamplanet lifestyle for a day and I end up getting uncomfortably full halfway through 1 meal and then feeling like shit for 5 hours afterward. I wish I could just shotgun food back to back sometimes. It must feel fantastic, if fleeting.

>>19151695
The reason they can eat so much is that their stomach is larger then yours. As you over eat your stomach slowly grows larger meaning you can eat more food.

>>19148985
pls respond

>>19152190
Okay. Your welcome anon

>>19152287
>dude with the skirt just leaving a trail of fecal particles all over everyones food

>>19148229
Tater tots as hash browns is a good trick, though. What you do is deep fry them until they're very lightly brown then throw them on the flat top and chop them up with your spatula, press them into a single mass and fry crispy on both sides.

>>19150037
He's not, its proven he's a fat fetishist feeder/feedee alongside an adult baby fetishist.

>>19150049
I want to put a baby in her to be honest mate

>>19146945
Kek you're right

>>19150366
People don't actually use chopsticks that often, especially for a stew/noodle dish. I lived in Korea for a year and people just use forks.

>>19152550
I have never fucking heard of salmon at a barbecue.

>>19151795
The fatter people I know eat a lower quantity than I do and say they're full after eating very little. The food they eat is just shittier, and they drink loads of soda.

>>19152640
~1800 calories before being fried.

Do you guys think he actually ate it?

>>19146437
>>19151198
LMFAO

>>19149509
Ever since I saw that bloke point out fat people sticking their tongues out I can't stop seeing it.
Its like they can't trust their mouths to fit over the food so they need a prehensile tongue to detect it first.

>>19150047
STOP PUSHING IT DOWN AND TAP IT YOU FUCKING APE!

>>19152287
India truly is stuck in the middle ages
>if I swish some water on this stone floor it is clean sirs

>>19146151

>>19146209
>perfect australian rage bait
it got me

>>19146512
>butty
i thought it was called a chip buddy...
i think i like my name better.

>>19146342
i hate the future and wish i lived a full life and died in 1999

>>19146452
>anon tricks everyone to stare at his shit
you got me

>>19152287
>YOU HAVE TO RESPECT OTHER CULTURES!!!!!!
not if they dont use fucking spoons i dont.

The surface of the mirror reflects the egg.

>>19153792
While most of these look like jokes, I would believe it if they were genuine.

>>19153795
most people don't understand basic physics, anon

>>19153792

>>19148485
>American cheese in China, a country wholly lactose intolerant
>food supplements and not ground up rhino horn and deer penises
>nigger hands
This is obviously not China and Americans defending their awful food quality ITT are just being good goyim cattle.

>>19153833
Why do you fags continue to post when evidence is already posted?

>>19147436
Not sure how we managed to get so far ahead of you while being this stupid to be honest. Stay obsessed faggot. Thanks for the question. Keep them coming

>>19153792
It's so over for America.

>>19153792
Honestly I remember thinking this when I was a kid brushing my teeth and looking in the mirror. I've learned nothing since then that would explain it, I'm sure it's got to do with light reflection or something, but I just accept it as some sort of science thing.

>>19149822
>getting diabetes for a bit

>>19149672
no it wouldn't ketard

>>19146209
Russians love porridge for breakfast, but they sure as fuck don't fry their sausages.

>>19152287
nah man, something's wrong with India, literally the rest of the world is normal (including Africa) but then you have Indians/Pakistanis.
Wtf went wrong ? I'm genuinely troubled.

>>19153792
>"omg I can't believe people are that stupid!!! I'm so smart!!!"
>*clicks on video*
>"haha zoomers are so dumb!"
>zoomer gets 100M views
>zoomer makes money
they are literally farming boomers and it's hilarious

Does anyone have the "totally sustainable bug burgers" webm?

>>19145955

I like the name of OP's file.

>>19146471
>No it isn't. Mac and cheese is a fatty dish. Steak is already a fatty dish. You want something to complement it, not poorly emulate it. Fried green tomatoes go great with steak. Grilled zucchini goes great with steak. Mac and cheese is extraneous to steak.
In no way does it emulate steak. It just happens to be fatty

I LOVE GOYSLOP

>>19153969
tiktoks dont get money from adverts
they get it from pluging shit

>>19154018
fact: you never see him swallow in these videos

>>19148277
She's done this before.

>>19153792
>>19153877

Over 9000 hours in paint

>>19153590
>middle ages
Pottery is at least 16k years old. It's literally just heating clay.

>>19152287
but why?
plates arent expensive
the fucking euros made them out of flour

>>19153792

>>19152287
>rich enough to afford a smartphone
>still eats off the floor
Kek what

>>19153792
Fucking hell I'm supposed to be an engineer but i was legit bamboozled for a solid minute

>>19150864
$80,000 worth of eggs

>>19154031
i too saw the thread where every other person mentioned that

>>19153792
Man it's really interesting when you get into your late 20s and early 30s how much you come to hate the youth. Do kids even learn anything in school these days?

>>19153833
If you think that there's any amount of laundry detergent that can be added to ice cream without people noticing while still being reactive enough to bubble up on camera with a little lemon juice then you're either retarded or are a CCP/Kremlin agent provocateur.

>>19146204
I don't think the raw pork with onions in it is what caused her diabetes, Mr. Announcer.

>>19145955
some asshurt chinese user remade this webm because it exposed fake chinese food and just called it american

>>19154031
Correct.
I only see him swallow in... other videos.

>>19153484
That's an apple slicer you dense motherfucker. Potatoes are called earth-apples in Dutch. It's a joke aimed at people who are smart enough to breathe independently of a machine.

>>19147152
It's a simpler version of stoemp with poached egg.

>>19149925
That man is probably a hard working blue collar guy who's a great mate and a solid fixture in his community, she's lucky to be with a man like him.

>>19146632
This is from 2000-2005. These people are dead or in rehab ever since. Germany doesn't fuck around with attention terrorists.

>>19146358
How come we can't have this in America?
Seems like pretty simple technology?
??

>>19154474
Really causes one to ponder

>>19146643
lmao

>>19146440
>Any kind of rapid changes in blood sugar are a sure-shot way to get diabeetus.
there were very few carbs in what she was eating, as disgusting as it may be. the pork, onion & worcestershire would not cause a blood sugar spike.
>In fact, a breakfast is a pretty bad thing to begin with, if you don't work out in the fields or a physically demanding job. Instead of a whole breakfast, have small amounts of some fat rich foods
this is correct. breakfasts filled with simple carbs & sugars like cereal or whatever are terrible for you. she is eating an insane amount of fat & calories though, I wish I had the power to bulk like she does. I'd be yuge.

>>19146209
egypt & india actually look good here

>>19153792
Do these people think photons just stand around and do nothing or?

>>19154052
The brain doesn't imagine anything. There are light particles bouncing all over the room. Mirror simply reflects the particles and your brain processes those particles.

Light can't simply be BLOCKED BY A PIECE OF PAPER

>>19153792
it's because the observer (on both sides of the mirror) knows that the egg is there.

>>19154372
That video is obviously bullshit but I wonder if it's referencing baking soda being added to some ice cream to get a better texture.

>>19154574
Probably. The original video, like most bullshit YouTube content, was likely made by some pajeet content farm who barely has a grasp on the English language let alone the difference between "baking powder" and "washing powder" (which isn't a phrase used by americans, who would say "laundry detergent" 9/10 times).

>>19154589
>"washing powder" (which isn't a phrase used by americans
bongs literally call dish detergent "washing up liquid".

>>19154745
Relevance?

>>19154761
that it could be a yuro false flag. most of these content farms are based in yurop. I just checked and bongs also call laundry detergent "washing powder".

>>19148293
How does he get out?

>>19154843
Of Kenya? He does not.

>>19146151
This person needs to be bullied

>>19153463
Pretending in public is a pretty common lardass tactic, the odds are that they're stuffing their faces whenever you don't see it.

>>19155004
More likely they are eating those same small meals every few hours and having desert with a soda.

>>19153465
With all those cuts? He clearly spits it out after taking a bite, maybe swallows one swallow.

>>19149925
russia got into a big war and a lot of dudes died then natural selection now hot girls are average in russia

>>19153465
There's a reason you don't see him swallow
>>19155066
This

>>19153833
Zoomer detected. This gif has been around for almost a decade.

>>19147436
Ugly ass femoid ass bitch

>>19154393
w-what other videos? source?

>>19146579
Then don't post in a webm thread. Also get a phone for adults kek, imagine not being able to see webms

>>19146945
Quality video production

>>19148293
Based egg doctor

>>19153833
That webm is ancient. At least a decade old. It is all Chinese food and products

>>19156237
Anon is retarded
iPhones still can’t natively store and play webm (IE can’t post webm from iPhone) but some time in the past year or so, 4chan I think made it possible to view webms that are posted, just fine

>>19150592
Soy still is bad, just PUFA is added to that
Being wary of HFCS is not a new thing at all

>>19145955
>fortify calcium with ferric material
???

>>19146384
mett is G*rman

>>19154474
I'll give you a hint:

Niggers

>>19145955
This is Facebook tier shit

>>19149822
Wasting food for that should be punishable by death

>>19157066
It's her food, who cares?

>>19150592
>>19150620
Here in the US, it is true.
It started in 1933, like most of our problems did.

>>19153802
Aokiji?