/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What a rediculous thing to complain about. She was right to give you attitude.

>>19153190
Holy fuck, Karen

>>19153200
>>19153212
newfags

>>19153190
CUT MY PIE IN SIX PIECES
THIS IS MY ORDER

>>19153190
Hope you enjoyed all the cum in your pizza.

>>19153190
this story is fake as hell, it's Costco protocol for their employees to shotgun six beers before slicing pizza in order to ensure the most uneven cuts possible. if you wanted a bigger bite you would simply eat the slice that's half of the entire pizza and not the slice that's a shaving of the crust.

>>19153190
I would not feed a large cheese pizza to my dogs. They are sensitive.

Imagine being both:
1. So poor
2. So pizza motivated
that you bitch and complain about the size of a slice of shitty dogfood-tier pizza

Cutting a pizza into 6 equal slices sounds fucking difficult desu, gave it a crack in a drawing app

>>19153190
Costco/sam's food is cheap and quick. Asking us to boycott costco just because they didn't listen to you is fucking stupid. Go back.

Holy shit tell her not to cut the pizza and go buy a pack of pizza cutters while its baking in the oven you nigger.

>>19153225
Been here since 2016, have never seen this, faggot

>>19153270
>2016

>>19153244
Cut in half. Cut a triangle pointing dead center of the half at an angle. Kinda hard. Kinda not.

>>19153286
If your job is cooking and cutting pizza, cutting it into 6 slices should not be a problem.

>>19153190
You sound fat.

>>19153299
that's because you're reading it

>>19153304
I guess that's true, I didn't know you were fat until I read it. Good point anon.

>>19153190
I’ve missed you Irish Stew Guy. How have you been?

>>19153270
>2016
you are the cancer. leave.

>>19153190
the filet-o-fish pasta is better

>>19153365
I feel like 2008 is the cutoff point for 4chan as a whole. If you joined in 2007 or earlier, you're not a newfag, but everyone after that will always be one.

>>19153190
OP is completely justified in this made up fictional scenario that didn't happen.
Employees would never throw out rejected food, they love this because they get it free.

>>19153244
Are you retarded... For fucks sake.

>>19153190
I would have just exposed myself to her

>>19153244
this is like that insanity test in Hannibal where they ask you to draw a clock

>>19154021
please kill yourself

>>19154281
People who joined when I did (around 2005/2006) are the lifeblood of this website.

>>19153244
It easy as shit. Just three cuts across through the middle

>>19153190
Dude if this isn't a troll you're the asshole 100%. Who gives a fuck how a pizza is sliced. This fatass just wants to shove it down faster.

>>19153200
She is a wage slave for a reason and the customer was right in his request. It is not unreasonable.
For her transgressions they should have given him the pizza for free, she's mad at her life for being in a position where she has to waste food because she ignored customer requests

I really really like costco pizza, like not the best I've ever had but I will consistently go there and get 2 full pies like every week. I eat one the day of and save the other for lunch and dinner the next day. It such good value can't be beat.

>>19153190
I think it's actually pretty based. I would not hesitate to order there again and if it's still not the way you want refuse it again. Wagie will learn someday. By the way, I refused a bacon cheeseburger ordered with extra bacon because it only had like three slices. They also threw it and I don't give a fuck.

>>19154292
>People who joined when I did (around 2005/2006) are the lifeblood of this website.
Nah, because more than 99% of them are long gone. Welcome to nu4chan where oldfags started in 2012 and the average user came here from reddit 6 months ago

>>19153244
God damn son. Your mom huffing spray paint while she was pregnant was not a good choice, clearly

>all these 10 slice defenders

>>19153244
this is the funniest thing i've seen on this board

>>19155036
Damn thats when I started but I took a good 10 years off and came back.

>>19153190
this is the sort of autism i come to 4chan for

>>19154250
Read that three times and still thought you were writing "cock"

>>19153190
Costco pizza is ass
it's shit
avoid it as the plague if you still didn't get it

>>19153244
It's easier if you follow the circumference, but you need to make the outer slice surprisingly narrow

>>19153190
ALPHA AS FUCK

Same thing as any other request, its not hard to do rather the worker is just incompetent or stupid and thus reaps what she sows

I literally cannot comprehend how to slice a round pizza into only 6 slices

>>19155284
Dont worry youll fit in with the other midwesterners

There's this kebab chain called Moby Dick that's local to my area.

I ask them for half rice half salad and the lazy faggots always just give me all rice.

>>19153190
your dumb

>>19153244
Cut in half, rotate 120 degrees, cut in half again, rotate 120 degrees again, and then cut

>>19155036
Bullshit. You're here forever.

>>19154327
anon now it's all fucked up

>>19155036
I joined when a troll was a big green guy instead of a funny Guy Fawkes mask. I will be here until the day the nukes drop and we all go on to glory. No one leaves 4chan alive.

>>19155036
I have also been here since 2006. It's an on-again, off-again relationship but I still come crawling back here.

>>19155716
>>19156036
>>19155036
'06 here, but I only started posting in '07.
Back then when you got banned you couldn't even browse the site, and for some reason I would get an automatic 24 hour ban every time I posted.

>>19156081
>I would get an automatic 24 hour ban every time I posted.
I was reporting you

>>19153190
At Costco I always ask that they cut the pizza into 6 slices instead of 8, but rarely does anyone manage to pay attention to my request.

>>19156131
oh noes

>>19153292
It's not really difficult, and the reality is no one cares if it is perfect anyways. People order pizza with slightly unequal slices all the time. The only time it causes problems is if you are selling by the slice.

>>19153190
Just eat your pizza you pampered American youre going to complain and hold up the line so you can have a larger slice? Why don't you just pick up another slice and eat it when youre finished with the first one? I would have laughed in your face if I was the worker dealing with such a juvenile request.

>>19153244
It is not fucking hard you mongoloid, the small pizza I get from my local joint comes default cut into 6 slices. They do it right every time without fail. Admitantly, it is not as easy as quarters, but god damn you'd probably mess that up too.

Cutting an asterisk shape is too difficult for many people

>>19156441
all right wise guy, let's see you cut this into a pizza

>>19153232
Fake. At my costco they have this template for the pizza cutter handle to slide across/lock so it's the same size every time.