/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19331130
not on purpose

>>19331130
I'm not fat.

>>19331130
No, I'm not a trash boy.

>>19331268
How do you accidentally eat out of the trash?

At the movie theater once. Had the munchies real bad and right on top of an over flowing garbage bin was an almost full large popcorn so I grabbed it.
It was probably a free refill which makes it more gross because strangers hands already went through an entire bag.

>>19331319
you may have been served food that has been in the trash can before without you knowing it. that means you unintentionally ate food from the trash.

no but when i was bussing my table after customers left they'd leave dozens of unpeeled shrimp, sometimes a few crab legs, or have set all the crawfish aside because they didn't like them. ate plenty of that after taking it to the back.

>>19331130
Had a guy where i lived 20 or so years ago who would go out in the wee hours of the morning to dump dive. He always brought back and shared with us baked goods, fresh fruits and veggies. Good stuff most of the time.

When I was 15, I worked at a laser tag/arcade. We lived on the domino’s pizza that was always left after parties.

Copy pasting my trash eating story from a previous thread:

During my freshman year of college I lived in a multistory dorm. At the end of my floor's hall there was a closet that contained several big dumpsters for students to empty their rooms' trash into. These dumpsters were emptied a couple times a week.

At the time I had no friends and would regularly get kicked out of my room when my roommate was fucking his gf. The common rooms were always full of annoying normies, so whenever I was without a room I'd go sit in the dumpster closet by myself. On this specific day I entered the closet and was hit with the overpowering aroma of pizza. It was as if I had just walked into a pizza kitchen, it was that pungent. I opened one of the dumpster lids, and there sitting on top was a Papa John's box. Almost a third of a cheese pizza was inside, and it was perfectly room temperature, bordering on cold. I started devouring it without hesitation, it's not like anyone could see me. I was hungry and had no shame.

Then the light turned off. The light in the closet was on a timer that started when the door was first opened. There was no lightswitch in the closet, you just had to open the door to get it to turn on. However, before I could do that I heard voices coming directly from the hall outside. Some girls were chatting out there, and I couldn't let them see me open the closet door and realize I had been in there the entire time. So I sat there for what felt like half an hour in total darkness eating the rest of my pizza until they went away, terrified someone would come by with their trash and find me.

>>19331130
what a fine quality thread. truly /ck/ is experiencing its golden age

>>19331130
>I once found a bag of crisps (potato chips) which was opened and I took it and ate everything.
Next one
>Once I saw a huge bag of unsold sandwiches and stuff on street next to some chain cafe. I opened it and took baguettes etc home.
I don't know what the policy here was - they probably were supposed to take it into trash but decided to leave it there on purpose or by an accident.
That's all, really.

I've eaten from someone's asshole but never from the trash bin.

>>19331319
I thought it was your mom's coochie

>>19331680
The last golden age was when the board was flooded with Travis Scott meal threads.

>>19331130
yes, middle school, people would toss still-wrapped, uneaten sausage biscuits on the top of the trash. would immediately yoink them, feast on like 4-5 of those shits

>>19332465
how very american of you.

>>19331130
Be careful if it's a bottle of gatorade, it could be piss. I've never drank piss before but I know some people who have and its hilarious the dumb ass fucks.

>>19331130
even when I was dead poor, no
the worst I ever did was eat a raw potato once

>>19331675
you little trash gremlin

>>19331130
i was homeless two years and im still poor so i eat leftovers people leave outside. they generally leave stuff that is edible outside the trash bin us we have so many homeless. the local calzone place closes at 3am and i go by at 4am to see if they set any leftovers out on the stood. last time scored 7 calzones and 2 boxes of cookies

>>19331675
>almost 1/3
just say 2 pieces fuck

>>19332480
if you dont smell something you're about to eat or drink then you deserve your fate.

I once saved my lunch money to buy a burget and my mom threw it in the trash because "you won't eat your dinner". It was still in the box so I took it out and ate it when she left the room.

>>19331130
When I was in middle school, my mom stopped packing lunches for me and made me do it myself. She never went shopping, so we didn't have anything to pack so I wouldnt bother. At lunch, me and my friends would do a 'chicken nugget tax' where wed go to people who got school lunches and take 1 nugget from them a piece every day. Then, when they wisened up and started getting sandwiches or pizza, we were hungry.

So, we sat by the garbage and took chicken nuggets out of the garbage. a lunch lady called us to the office and said if we were hungry we could work something out. I dont remember what happened after that.

>>19331130
Yes, I have in fact eaten fast food at multiple points in my life.

>>19331130
>Have you ever eaten from the trash?

I was working as a security guard at the office of this big multibillion dollar medical manufacturing company and they were super loose with the food they'd buy for guest lunches. I was going through this little kitchenette they had attached to the showrooms and I saw the trash can had its lid removed. I looked inside and found over a dozen croissant sandwiches (turkey, ham, beef with veggies) all individually wrapped. I also found a half a cheesecake. It was like 10PM and I was the only person on that property. I usually don't bring food to work so I feasted hard. Had it with a pepsi. Took the rest home. Would do it again.

>>19331130
no ralph

>>19331130
when I was homeless yeah

>>19332752
loser

I used to dumpster dive a lot when I was a teenager, at first it was for fun but after being homeless for a few years I can say it probably saved me once or twice. I think it’s gross now though.

>>19331675
Kek wtf dude. I just finished up my first year at uni as a friendless loser and I didn’t eat out of the fucking garbage. What’s wrong with you?

>>19332752
What does this AI slop image have to do with any of that?

>>19332645
>>19334458
Tell us a story homeless anons? How did you become homeless? What country? I find it hard to imagine a person lucid enough to post online could become homeless in a first world country

>>19334520
Also for >>19334490

>>19334522
America. You’d be surprised how many teenagers are homeless. Most of them just know how to keep themselves clean, aren’t on hard drugs, and use a lot of public services and blend in. You can literally go to different colleges on hot days and enjoy the air conditioning, sometimes you can even walk into classes and learn something. Having friends helps and some people are nice but it’s hard to find somewhere safe to sleep, especially if you’re a paranoid fucker like me. The man with a knife under his cardboard is a fool every night but one.

>>19331659
I too had a roommate in college that did that.

He was a loser who did all the drugs, had rich parents that were fine with him being in college for 4+ years to complete his art degree (I was a junior and he had already been in college two years longer than me), and eating out of the trash was his way of trying to show his parents he didn't need them outside of college tuition and his rent in the student housing. I regret not asking him for his plug, but do not regret becoming his friend and being sucked into his awful lifestyle.

>>19331130
Yeah does your moms punani count?

>>19331130
When I was like 7 we had this popcorn day where kids got a bag of fresh popcorn just before recess and they had this bin that was freshly placed in the yard for the discarded popcorn bags and I ate fron the ones on the very top. It didn't occur to me that it was fucking nasty until some other kid made fun of me for it at which point I stopped. Bullying works, friends

>>19331130
worked at a movie theater at the end of the night we had to throw out pizzas hotdogs etc pizzas were a lost cause cuz they had to be taken out of the boxes but the hotdogs were foiled wrapped and we put them with the popcorn to throw out and me and a friend would take the trash and take as many hotdogs as we could

>>19332752
Who enforced the nugget tax? Were you like the schoolyard bully or something?