/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19403364
How much for the little girl?

>>19403364
How do I get ripped like zyzz? Don't wanna go on /fit/, it's just a bunch of homos.

>>19403364
you're asking for a sheet pan meal, thefore you're asking for roasted meat or roasted vegetables

you can only get so much out of that mate

Just update to a casserole dish or a dutch oven for braising with the same exact ingredients, and suddenly you're out of "retarded 30 year old woman with a high demand career" meal zone

minimal effort is worth it when it's 5-10 minutes of prep time
here you go, some ideas for you

>>19403397
Steroids.

i just want to add that if you don't know how to braise, or how to combine ingredients in a mixing bowl to make a savoury casserole - please go learn to do that, and suddenly you can make a dinner out of anything

>>19403408
>peruvian cream pie
based and bangbrospilled

No Agenda Chicken

https://noagendafun.com/2012/04/02/no-agenda-chicken/

>>19403408
>>19403421
>retarded 30 year old woman with a high demand career
thats literally me, though (except im a guy).

I just want to be able to convert raw food ingredients into edible food. That's it. Everything else can eat shit and die. Fuck the gay fineries and subtleties of cooking - I hate all that shit I just want fucking food fuck the fairy-ass shit.

>>19403364
Damn I never realised how small Zyzz's pecs were. The insertions are awful.

>>19403364
Tendies and fries. 425F for 25 minutes. Serve with ketchup or bbq sauce for a fast and easy weeknight meal for the most picky boy.

>>19403521
Here's a classic from this board, the rotating chicken head

>>19403397
he cycled drugs, bro died from a heart attack at 22

>>19403397
Once you get /fit/ all these homosexual men come out of the woodwork, constantly inviting you out to places, offering to be your friends, even stalking you, you will realize just how many fags there are in the world hiding in the closet and youd never know it if you weren't fit. It's not worth it, bro

>>19403397
zyzz physique is unironically achievable natty
just do compound lifts and eat a lot

>>19403364
Yeah meat taters and any spice you want and maybe make some microwave eggs if your unwilling to cook them in a pan.

Or you can go the fry pan route and make 15 minute smash burger with eggs bread or rice and anything picked you go out of a jar.
It's only about 3 minutes of cooking but adding in all the set up clean up its pretty fast.

>>19403563
>>19403397
that's a real human bean?
looks like a mannequin

>>19405727
i truly hope you miss out on irl opportunities because of your internet addiction

>>19403364
Salmon and broccoli, but you'll need to cook them for different amounts of time so it's more like 2 sheets

>>19403364
Nachos

>>19403364
The heat of the sauna cooks the zyzz

>>19403529
Bro fuck the sheet pan just throw your meat in a pan and then throw veg in when the meat is done.
It's easy as fuck

>>19405727
You are too virgin to notice that the girl is moving Zyzz’s hand towards her vagina, and he clearly is protruding his fingers to touch the snatch.

>>19408289

>>19408095
>inject mystery liquids
>die
Many such cases.

>>19403364
Besides the obvious roast meat (chicken) and (root) veggies, consider also doing flatbreads, or small pizzas, or potato preparations (including smashed) or roasted chickpeas for something else like salad.

>>19403364
thats fawkin zeez brah