/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19678279
If I was served this I would set the place of fire with everyone in it

cute

>>19678279
Its just sugar going in coffee.

This reminds me of how we used to do things before the invention of granulated table sugar.
See, back in 3523 BC, it was often too expensive to get sugar, so we would get cotton candy and...

>>19678279
>remove cloud from stand
>eat while enjoying coffee
>waitress cries

>>19678279
thats cool

>>19678323
>remove cloud from stand
>you literally just paid $10 extra for what is probably mediocre coffee
>everyone is happy (except you)

>>19678279
Disgusting how? It's coffee with sugar.

>remove cup to take a sip
>cloud rains sugar all over mat
>cup sticks to mat
debate me

>>19678393
The rain stops when the cup is removed. Debate complete.

>>19678279
things like this happen because it's illegal to beat kids for being stupid

>>19678403
false, there is latent heat and moisture within the cloud and in the air below the cloud, causing sugar rain to continue for a short time after the cup is removed

debate resumed

>>19678279
>sip coffee
>remember i have free will
>remove plant from mug
>stuff cloud in mug
>replant pot
>finish coffee

>>19678420
Swap out coffee cup with plant cup, it will absorb any residual rainfall.
Debate deresumed.

>>19678427
100% acceptable answer
however moving the goalposts does not constitute an argument. the original point still stands.
debate underesumed

Seems like it takes forever to melt.

>>19678469
obligatory

>>19678469
>there's a lil stick instead of a superconductor
scam!

>completely disgusting
Not sure if ESL or just don't understand that cotton candy is made out of nothing but sugar.

instagram bait for histrionics.

>>19678569
The heat from the coffee cooks the sugar

>>19678577
Fucking checked I was waiting for this post the entire thread

>>19678314
>Boomer lecturing you about the good old days of his youth
Nobody cares grandpa. Get in the coffin so I can spend your savings on a playstation.

>>19678279
This sounds like an asian thing.

make finger sticky :( bad

>>19678469
I was going thorough the replies wondering why everyone was so angry and now I know. Women ruin everything.

>>19678469
>>19678472
god I hate women so much

>>19678687
it's not enough, they will always win

>>19678420
the heat of the cloud cooks the sugar

>>19678415
the world could be so much better if only it were legal to beat kids

>>19678312
>sugar in coffee

>>19678569
>sugar in coffee
>completely disgusting
Yes.

>>19678580
>I was waiting for this post the entire thread
That's incredibly sad. Your entire life is incredibly sad. Why don't you kill yourself?

>>19678281
/thread

Coffee is indeed completely disgusting

>>19678279
this one is kinda based ngl

>>19678279
>take sip of coffee
>melted sugar all over the handle of the mug is now all over your hands

>>19679119
>he doesn’t like vanilla syrup and milk in coffee
ngmi

>>19678362
OP just wants something to cry about

>>19679186
I've already made it by not being a fat faggot.

>>19678279
>yes ill take the coffee with spun sugar on top and a side of succulent potted house plant

I don't understand why people are getting mad about this
It's stupid but why are you getting actually mad
Maybe I'm just better than most people

Imagine the sticky handle
At least I hope the waggie who came out with the idea got one extra bathroom break

>>19678279
I would like to talk to someone who ordered and enjoyed this; I would like to know why they thought it was worth it. They will most likely mention that it’s unique and you pay for the experience, but is this an experience worthy of note?

>>19678279
looks messy. that sugar is dropping and bouncing everywhere. and you have to wait for it? dumb gimmick probably for tourists. people that go on vacation to spend money on dumb shit like this

>>19678281
If I unknowingly went to a restaurant that serves something like this I would beg you to kill me first.

>>19678279
And what's the cup of plant for then?

>>19678281
Fpbp

>>19679119
>sugar in coffee is bad
>btw i portray myself as nikocado avocado
excuse me what the actual fuck

>>19678279
>That sounds completely disgusting.
so does your mom

>>19678279
its a funny idea but obviously completely unnecessary
youg uys all need to take a chill pill

>>19678281
im sure if their plate comes with a complimentary succulant you wouldn't be allowed in.

>>19678279
wouldnt it be smarter to like apply everclear to the cotton candy and light it up to at least get caramelized sugar dropping in? this feels very pointless. either you drink a coffee that is getting sweeter with each sip, or you're drinking a cold, very sweet coffee

>>19679343
because this reflects on the feminine trend of things growing more superficial and attentionseeking over time

Seems like it would make the cup sticky

>>19678279
Nigga can i just have some sugar cubes instead

That's really fucking clever

>>19679817
this says a lot about society
and yet we live in one

>>19679817
Actually it reflects the masculine traits of novelty seeking and innovation, through the filter of male courting rituals designed to please potential mates. An inability to parse this intuitively suggests that you are a homosexual

>>19678279
oh gods i need this, inject it into my veins!

>>19678279
Do people even try and create new dishes anymore?
This shit is just Instagram bait for woman

>>19679904
this was not invented by some guy trying to impress some girl, this was invented by some coffee shop owner who thought of a way how to increase his profits by doubling the price of his coffee by adding 3 cents worth of sugar
>male courting rituals
the point where partner selection is done not by selecting for any useful strength, but by selecting for looks, courting rituals, singing or anything the like, is usually not a good one to be at for any species in the long run

>>19678279
It looks pretty bad too. Reminds me of when I have slow yet very soft stool >_<

https://youtube.com/shorts/Rk9MCysS5tM?si=YMBZNHQAxI5XKRjk

>>19680204
Displays of luxury are inherently a display of strength. Nearly every species courts this way, and certainly every culture in human history has done so.

>>19680204
Rich people live longer

>>19680252
>Displays of luxury are inherently a display of strength. Nearly every species courts this way, and certainly every culture in human history has done so.
Got any documentation to prove that your claims are based on fact?
I always get suspicious when people use absolute terms like "every."

>>19679186
>milk
dead giveaway that you're a fatass. Healthy people enjoy cream in their coffee.

>>19680263
It's self evident that any member of a species capable of displaying luxury has the skills to provide luxury to a mate. As for "every culture", I don't really feel like i need to justify the claim that all human societies produce useless items like art, jewelry, and ostentatious clothing to attract women

>>19678281
If you ordered this and I served it to you, I would hand you the matches and watch you stutter as you lower your gaze and sip your bullshit.

>>19680299
>It's self evident that any member of a species capable of displaying luxury has the skills to provide luxury to a mate. As for "every culture", I don't really feel like i need to justify the claim that all human societies produce useless items like art, jewelry, and ostentatious clothing to attract women
Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts! Moving the goalposts!

>>19680311
If you believe that then you badly misread my posts

>>19678709
ew wtf I'd 100% throw my homie Dalton money over that Monsters Inc Receptipnist looking ass

>>19679133
NTA but this was the post I was waiting for THIS post all thread

>>19680252
Then your antlers get too big and you die out when times are hard.
There's different kinds of luxury. Of those associated with courtship, on one hand you have dowries, on the other you have modern social media fads.

>>19680252
you can't just throw the equivalent of a peacock developing longer feathers together with the wolf who is stronger so gets to lead the pack. luxury in itself is unnatural, if you think about it. to be precise, luxury is not a display of strength but of status. which always requires inequality. the problem with luxury is that it assigns status to random things that nobody really wants just because they are scarce and expensive and signal status. and the more this progresses, the more removed these symbols are from any actual human needs and wants, the more empty and andbstract and meaningless they become. and that, in my humble opinion, is very feminine and gay
>every culture in human history has done so
to quote >>19679863
>this says a lot about society
>and yet we live in one
>>19680257
certainly not because they can afford to drip cotton candy into coffee

>>19680438
If your antlers get so big you die then you can't exactly court females, can you?

>>19679713
shit bait

>>19678422
>sip coffee
>give myself a coffee enema in the middle of the cafe
>eat cotton candy
are you trigger libtards?

>>19680468
fairly small amount of bait for an average person