/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19690535
All I see is shit

>>19690538
Ignore this nigger, OP. I would eat your pizza. I'm very drunk, thoughever.

>>19690535
Beautiful pizza, Anon. Cherish it.

>>19690544
We don't use that word here. Enjoy your 3 day vacation

>>19690535
I don't like those generic mushrooms very much on pizza (I do like mushrooms and mushrooms on pizza in general though) but the rest of it looks good, nice job

>>19690535
It's no japanese pizza, but I'd eat it anyway.

>>19690553
the fuck is wrong with 'thoughever'?

>>19690553
Shut up nigger

>>19690566
Ok racist

>>19690544
Damn, imagine her doing the laundry and you start groping her from the back and all she can muster is an aroused "stooop :)" and then you lift her up an carry her to your bed and fuck her silly

>>19690538
Congrats, OP, for posting actual cooking on a fast food board
Years ago, people who actually cooked (me) would post what they made here

>>19690535
Would. Maybe with some fresh basil too.

>>19690573
Yes, and?

>>19690586
I didn't have enough basil to put it on the pizza so I ground up a bit of young basil with olive oil and salt in a mortar and drizzled it on

>>19690583
thank god you grew out of it. now we can discuss fast food and youtubers in peace

>>19690535
>cancer boils
>pepperoni aka kids meat
>cheap mushroom
>fake American cheese and not fresh mozzarella
2 out of 10 would not eat it and just feed it to the seagulls by the water hoping it kills them

>>19690600
you sound like you rape kids

>>19690592
That sounds amazing anon. You're missing the color maybe but that sounds delicious.

>>19690603
You sound like a loser who drinks alone on a Saturday night

>>19690535
Looks okay I guess nigger

Those are some of the thinnest sliced mushrooms I've seen in my life, I can't tell if you like mushrooms or not

I made another pizza

>>19690620
I prefer the smaller crust portion in this compared to these >>19690610

>>19690620
Dude stop using shit like pic related for the cheese you aren't making pizza at that point.

That "pizza" is shit and you burned it again. Just stop.

>>19690634
oh fuck off. OP made some solid pie.

>>19690566
Enjoy your ban blumpftard.

>>19690649
No you didn't fuck off. I wouldn't feed that to my dog

>>19690655
I bet you don't even have a dog

>>19690624
The crust of Neapolitan pizza is good though.

>>19690634
I used this for the cheese though

>>19690674
>kirkland
Are you serious? This is even worse than what I posted.

>>19690672
Unzoomed out this looked like two men in a hot tub

>>19690600
>fake American cheese and not fresh mozzarella
Are you blind or retarded?

>>19690687
he used even worse fake cheese see here
>>19690674

>>19690535
I don't like mushrooms but looks good, you got a recipe for the crust

>>19690651
Cope

>>19690692
Take a shit. Scoop it out of toilet. Roll it with rolling pin. Let it sit for 45 minutes and stew. Add toppings and bake as normal

>>19690692
It's just a 64% hydration dough, about 1 gram of instant yeast to every 100 grams of flour, salt to taste.

>>19690713
Oh I forgot don't forget to add the shit. The fresher the better.

Why is he so mad about a pizza

>>19690721
No pizza has been posted in this thread by OP

>>19690535
some rats shit all over your pie brah

>>19690713
Does this mean there’s 64% water proportional to the flour?

yo im makin pizza too its a few hours off though

>>19690689
Okay, retarded it is. Thanks for the info.

>>19690610
this looks good, feel like the moisture is more locked in than the flat ones which look kinda dry
this was prob cooked at proper pizza temp while others were in a plain oven.

>>19690553
I say it on here all the time and your dumbass posts this shit every time and nobody gets banned for it, grow up and grow your tiny dick back to reddy. Welcome to 4chan, sorry I didn't say it sooner.

>>19690535
Looks good
>>19690538
Ignore this fag

>>19690870
yes

>>19691002
Indeed it was

>>19691094
Damn anon, nice oven.

>>19691094
>instead of tasting like woodfire pizza it comes tasting like fucking butane gas
It's over

>>19691201
Blue flame is complete combustion color.
When does the pizza ever get into the smoke of a wood fired oven?

>>19691094
>butane
This only gets fucking more disgusting

>>19691201
>>19691220
Butane and propane are different gases mongs

>>19690535
good stuff!

>>19691223
Still fucking disgusting. No wonder your pizza looks cancerous

>>19691228
Thanks, let's see yours retard.

>>19691232
No I will just sit here and laugh at your abomination and you have nothing to throw back at me and have to sit here and SEETHE

>>19691236
>posting oc and calling a retard a retard is seething
The absolute state of /ck/
Lol, lmao even

>>19691241
Your pizza is shit. Kys

>>19691246
>mad he doesnt have a pizza oven or the ability to make pizza
Sad, many such cases

>>19691249
Keep spamming your shit pizza images folder

>>19691249
>dude you NEED to burn the edges of the dough or it's not pizza!!!
kek consoom more. what air fryer and nespresso pods you got?

>>19691249
I ordered a pizza not intestinal cancer

>>19690579
>lift her up
she is easily 220 pounds

>>19691264
I bench more than that. I could easily lift her up.

This thread exemplifies what is wrong with /ck/

>>19691417
Don't worry, the Australians have passed out now.

>>19690606
Lucky guess

>>19691476
It's only half past nine mate, give us some credit.

>>19691529
I always forget about you guys on the West.

>>19690579
>>19691264
I had a gf with proportions like this once and she was very light. Like it defied physics. I used to just think of her as body as fluff.
She talked too damn much at all times in public so she had to go the way of the dinosaurs. She was rich so it was a tough decision to make.

>>19691746
See, that's extra funny because I'm in the middle.

>>19691833
What's up with that one weird +8:45 bit you have?

>>19690538
You Probably frequent dominos and haven't ever tasted any pizza cooked in a wood fire oven

>>19691261
>he thinks you can make Neapolitan pizza in a home oven
ngmi

>>19690544
Not even the first fat weather girl I’ve coomed to
We ride into the jannie-imposed sunset together, my brother

>>19691249
You absolutely can make Neapolitan pizza in a home oven, retard. Picrel

>>19692594
I made that pizza in a high temp oven, thank you for saving my oc.

>>19692608
I made that pizza in my home oven, retard. My OC. 450degrees.

>>19692615
I'm sure

>>19690544
>>19692592
where can i find more of this?

pizza good

>>19691249
>yes hi, could I get some pizza with my cornicione?

>>19690535
Am I just good at making circles or do others intentionally make their pizzas asymmetrical?

I swear my handmade pizzas are almost perfect circles and I only spend about one minute shaping them.

>>19692660
Also, your 'za looks tasty btw.

>>19692660
I make mine rectangular because that's the shape of the pan and I'm trying to maximize surface area to bread ratio.

>>19692660
I dont care enough to make perfect circles

>>19692632
Your local news network/weather station would be a good place to start.

>>19692660
I stretch my dough really thin and don't particularly care to keep them perfect, doesn't affect the flavor in my experience.

>>19690674
do amerifats really? lmao. buy real cheese faggot

>>19692782
Bro, Americans eat "pizza" like this and see nothing wrong with it. Best to ignore American opinions on food entirely.

>>19690538
Look at the post and not your mirror, faggot

Nice pizzas, would love to eat them.

>rent an apart
>have a shit oven
Bruh I'm so jelly you guys can have such nice pizza.

>>19691364
no thats easily 250

>>19690634
>oh no you actually cooked the cheese and gave it flavor
you're right the mozzarella should be barely melted and in one giant hunk that you eat first then you're stuck with a burnt cheeseless sauce cracker

>>19692782
>buy real cheese faggot
ingredients: milk, vinegar, salt and enzymes
stfu fucking redditier moron trying to gate keep mozzarella cheese of all things

>>19692615
most home ovens in America go to 550f (287c) plus you can crank the broiler on after the oven is pre heated for more top down heat like a brick oven

>>19693516
I don't bench more than that but I could still easily lift that bitch.

>>19690606
What the hell else do people do on a Saturday night numbnuts?

>>19692592
Say what you want about this rotund female but that bitch is highly tailored for breeding strong, Chinese males for their future conquest of the andromeda galaxy.

>>19690535
looks good but needs more mushrooms. also maybe a thinner crust. and more pepperoni

>>19690634
>>19690674
What fucking cheese are you allowed to use on a pizza if not these?

>>19690535
Looks like a sloppa shit

>>19690610
>individual homemade pizzas
>ranch Kettle chips
You sir are a man of refined taste.

>>19690535
I ate 12 pizzas this week. 11 homemade, 1 at a party.

>>19694141
Buffalo mozzarella, dummy

>>19690535
well done
>>19690538
do better

>>19691236
you all caps isn't desperate, it's convincing (lol!)

>>19691241
What is on this one?

>>19690535
Good jerb!

>>19694878
Red sauce, scamorza cheese, and Calabrian chili paste.

>>19690558
Do you like non-generic mushrooms on pizza? I think king oysters look pretty. And hen of the woods or maitake turn out good.

>>19693595
I wish i'd gotten to this first but this sloppy "white" bitch easily more than 250, you manlet faggots love to cope with how you can lift these fat bitches you love so much but are the first to have neck and back problems you'd rather explain away with how worthless your lifts in the gym are to begin with.

TLDR: how did your degen parents manage to make you more of a faggot than OP?

>>19693950

>>19693595
herniated L5S1 spine disc in 3..2..1 go!
>>19695272
you beat me to it, benching 250 isn't a big deal but picking up a wobbly fat bitch is a different thing and will for sure compress your spine

>>19691241
Post recipie

>>19695800
I use calbal dough calculator, it's a 30h rt ferment.
I don't think it would work for a normal oven, I own a pizza oven I use for my pizza.

>>19690535
Looks nice anon. Would eat. Did you use sourdough?

>>19690535
Looks yummy!

>>19690562
>seafood
>seafood
>more seafood
disgusting