/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19696186
It wasnt supposed to be like this

where's the actual coffee?

I'm still mad they stopped giving free coffee on my birthday. They're also as expensive or maybe even more than Starbucks

>>19696186
The west needs to fall

>>19696186
Capitalists line up against the wall

Ive killed myself a long time ago.

What’s wrong with it? It’s a testament to capitalistic ingenuity

>>19696198
The coffee syrup, which is added after the cream and liquid cane sugar, is made with real artificialcoffeeflavoring

>>19696186

>Heaping cup of ice

they have to be joking with this shit. What % of the drink does that make just water??

>>19696186
This is what your grandparents killed and died for

>>19696285
dog bless them

>>19696186
Never in my life have I had coffee and thought, “you know, what this could really use is some ground-up donuts”

>>19696186
Imagine showing this to someone in Turkey or Italy or anywhere else with an actual coffee tradition

>>19696186
>Munchkins (registered trademark)
Is it just me or this is somehow the most dystopian element of this? Fucking flaunting your registered trademarks at your own wageslaves.

>>19696186
What really amazes me is that this is actually a thing. We've become so corporatized that people are willingly eating this shit.

>>19696348
There are two dozen starbucks in Italy and they do pretty well. There's some localization adjustments though

>>19696348
>Turkish anything

>>19696369
Turkish coffee rules, and you’re dumb

>>19696348
how does the us not have an "actual coffee tradition"

>>19696374
>Usa
>Tradition
Lol. You are literally "current year. The country"

>>19696186
>Dunkin Donuts employees hiding beneath the counter after a woman takes a single sip from the Ice Spice Munchkins® drink and suddenly begins rapidly and horrifically transforming into a massive Dunkin Donuts Munchkin®
>The custodian quit that day

what the fuck is "coffee syrup"
how do you make syrup out of something that has no sugar in it

>>19696186
>3 spins and 3 swirls of caramel and whipped cream, regardless of size
What the fuck, which size am I supposed to order if I want the intended experience? If it's the large that's totally bullshit and seems like a ploy to sell larges, since the ratios will be way off if I'm only thirsty enough for a small. On the other hand, if the flavor profile is for the small that's still bad, but at least I can just buy two smalls and get the intended flavor.

>>19696656
if you've had pumpkin anything you know what the intended flavor is

All these coffee places just use a sugary pumpkin spice syrup which is just cinnamon cloves and Nutmeg. I make my own pumpkin spice lattes and I use real pumpkin puree

>>19696682
That's pretty awesome anon, you wanna fuck me in the ass with that cool guy cock?

>>19696186
Who the fuck asked for fast food shit to have these stupid baby talk names, does anyone on the planet over the age of 4 like it?
>hewwo can I have an icey spicey wiff an extwa widdwe pumpy munchy cwunchy bunchy :3c

>>19696710
Pic related

>>19696710
I regret to inform you that Ice Spice is a person not a flavor. I assume this is some kind of partnership deal

>>19696753
Brown people with red/orange hair look fucking horrifying

>>19696237
>>19696201
>NOOOO PEOPLE CAN'T JUST BUY MILSHAKES MILLIONS MUST DIE!!!

>>19696779
Don't give chinese people (You)s, they have the exact same shit we do

>>19696753
ice spice makes my tiny white cocklet go BOI-OI-OI-OIIINNGGGG!!!

>>19696753
I had to stare at this picture for 5 minutes to figure out she doesn't have a guido mustache and is just licking her upper lip

>>19696710
>>19696716
There's a cafe that does breakfast/lunch near me. Their food has names like "lil brekkie burrito" and "bacon brekkie bowl" and shit like that and the only time I ever went there I asked for a breakfast burrito and was glad the wagie still had a soul and just put my order in

>>19696186
185 grams of sugar,
https://www.tiktok.com/@flavcity/video/7277681759775427882?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7206502990282016299

>>19696339
Kek

>>19696882
filmed it inside the dunkin too lmao what a mad lad

>>19696882
Holy crapola

and I thought Pop-tarts were bad

>>19696788
Except with illegally scooped gutter oil instead of corn sizzurp

>>19696186
You guys sre so overly dramatic dispite your redditness/normyness.

>>19696201
Seethe Chinaman

>>19696809
Brown hands typed this.

>>19696186
American coffee is like dish water anyway,
coffee is so much better Down Under.

>>19696186
Try working at a real restaurant where you're shown how to make a dish once or twice and there's 5 times the number of steps. Of course once you've done it a couple dozen times you can do it in your sleep.

I'm sippin on some Dunkin black coffee right now cuz I'm a dumbass and slept in and didn't have time to brew my own coffee. Can someone explain to me why their coffee tastes like an armpit? Thanks.

>>19697415
Anal consumption of coffee? Wierd, but you do you I guess.

>Butter Pecan Crunch Frozen Coffee - Large
>199 grams of sugar and 1240 kcal
lol, lmao

>>19697488
holy fucking shit lol

>>19696753
Good lord that thing looks unholy

>>19696882
honestly a pretty illuminating video. the cup of sugar what was did it for me.

either this shit should be illegal to sell or they need to make it clearer than they'd ever want to about exactly what it is you're fucking buying

>>19696374
Yeah. It's this. Diner coffee. That's the American coffee tradition. That and Dunkin Donuts / Starbucks, because capitalism.

Anything else we do is a belated rush to catch up to the rest of the world that's had real, good coffee for centuries

>>19697120
>sre
>dispite
actual ESL in action

>>19696656
The intended experience is to overpay for a cup of sugar.

>>19697488
Saw someone order a large something that looked just like that this morning. Fucking Americans love their sugary sloppa.

>>19696382
>>19697510
>NOOOOO AMERICANS PUT SUGAR IN COFEE THIS ISN'T TRAD AND REDPILLED THIS ISN'T BASED TRILLIONS MUST DIE!!!!

>>19697468
It's brewed with wagie tears

>>19697603
What?

>>19697603
Only10% of that drink is "coffee syrup" , whatever that means. Lmfao @ amerifats

>>19696578
>how do you make syrup out of something that has no sugar in it
Add sugar.

>>19696753
>person

>>19696186
I'd make a calming chamomile type tea and have Owen Wilson hawk that shit for me. He's perfect.

>>19696186
Who is the target market for this?

>>19697911
Zoomers

>>19697999
close
>>19697911
childish beings with unlimited money. so, kids and wome

>>19697510
Seek help bub

>>19697911
Fatasses. The answer is always fatasses.

Im getting diabetes just by looking at this picture

>>19696186
>Pumps
>Spins
>Swirls
NGL, sounds GAY as FUCK.

Roody groody fresh and preteen

>>19697488
would, once a year of shit like this is not so bad

>>19698193
4 pumps inside the preteen

>>19698211
My trip to Phnom Penh in a nutshell.

>>19696186
America in a cup.

>>19698166
I think you mean FAB as fuck

>sugar
>coffee
>cream
>pumpkin spice

Okay..?

>>19696753
>mystery meat whore
is this what zoomers shill now? holy fuck

this one is superior

>>19699390
Holy fucking hell

>>19699390
>263g of sugar
>135g fat
>38g protein
>62% DV cholesterol
Fucking Dairy Queen is healthier than this

>>19696186
Jesus christ... Well, looks like the dunkin donuts fans dont get to scoff at the stupid BS starbucks does.
Funny thing is, its this stupid shit that gets used to justify hiking the prices on everything else. Because the allusion of this being a higher quality tier of product lets them argue a plain cup of black coffee should cost $3 since they still need to train their staff and stock all this extra BS.
These companies need to be driven to the edge of failure to knock some sense into them.
(Reminder: a fucking cheese burger at mcdonalds is $3... 5 years ago it was like $1.25. That aint all inflation)

Who buys this? White trash girls? It can't just be fatasses.

>>19700044
80% of americans are obese. It absolutely can be just fatasses.

>>19697911
>Who is the target market for this?
Morons willing to drink literal blended donuts.

>>19699414
I could down 3 of those bad boys in a single setting easily. What are you some kind of anorexic lady? Grow some balls my dude.

>>19700269
Of course you could fatty. Doesn't mean you should.

>>19700234
You would know bitch tits

>>19696201
Whatever you say Pablo Ivanovich Chang.

>>19696348
Do you even understand how many Starbucks there are in Istanbul?

>>19696271
Hate to inform you but most drinks are mostly water.

I once had a Frappuccino in Japan that had pudding in it.
I thought it would be mixed together to make the entire drink creamy, but it was just like ice, coffee drink, and then globs of pudding.
I still shudder to think about it.

>>19696237
>Black girl posting
Stop

>>19697468
Combination of low quality coffee beans, gutter tier tap water, and the fact that it's probably been sitting for at least half a day in a warmer.

Though I will say if you go to a Dunkins that has decent quality tap water their coffee is at least drinkable

>>19700675
And some cute anime OL probably got chewed out by her boss for coming up with the idea :(

>>19696186
My boyfriend wants to work as a coffee barrista, he quit his job at walmart after just a month (well, more like he started pouting and decided to just stop going to work)

He told me I "got him into coffee" but the guy takes a 1/4 container of coffee, dumps in 2 packages of espresso instant coffee, poursl in 1/4 container of creamer, adds whipping cream, pumpkin spice, some other bullshit and puts it into a blender with ice and calls it "coffee"

starbucks would be perfect for him

>>19700274
Muh cheese snack

>>19700274
Try and stop me then bitch tits. I’ll probably be laughing hysterically as you feebly attempt to wail your skeleton arms in the midst of my ultra masculine presence.

women drink this shit and wonder why they're gaining weight

>>19696186
i'm confused.

>>19701011
You are welcome to. By all means be a pig, don't stop ruining your body on my account

>>19700333
>shitstainbul, which is overrun by tourists
>as a measure for anything vaguely turkish
I mean, I rarely pass a moment to shit on the turks, but come on. you can't be this retarded

>>19699390
>1 Serving
>32 fl.oz.
>almost 1 liter
jesus christ, how do you guys consume this without dying of sugar overdose

>>19696882

>185 grams of sugar

Why must amerigolems take everything to the extreme?

>>19696186
>try dunkin app for discount
>$10 for 2 drinks
>taste like shit, really sour
>tell the nig to remake
>literally looks at me with mouth agape
>him and the pajeet women look like I'm insane
>can't fathom the idea their coffee sucks
>have me try it then and there
>tell them it's fine so I can leave (still tastes like shit)
>probably think I'm some crazy white boy
>realize it's because I didn't pump a fuck ton of syrup into it

>>19701118
I've had dunkin's coffee black and it is sour garbage.

>>19696186
I worked at a DD in Baltimore, High School Arab Pussy is all fuckin right. They Really liked me for some reason

>>19699390
that one isn't "just a coffee" though

>>19696186
>never had dunkin donuts
>looking for coffee in the store and dunkin brand coffee is on sale
>brew it at home and it tastes like fucking poison
starbucks rightfully gets a lot of shit but it's still better than dunkacino

>>19696186
That's so fucked up.
The ONE benefit to working a low wage service job is supposed to be that you don't need to think about anything.

>>19696339
Even dunking donuts in coffee seems stupid. They basically fall apart as soon as they hit the coffee.

>ice spice makes my tiny white cocklet go BOI-OI-OI-OIIINNGGGG!!!

>>19697510
>>19696348
Black coffee (whether its drip, Americano, press or whatever) is way better than the straight expresso or cappucinos that they drink in Italy. I don't know what the fuck coffee is like in Turkey, I haven't been.
I'd take the coffee tradition of USA or Korea over Italy

>>19696882
>>19697488
There are plenty of Americans who don’t realize this is close to 10x the amount of sugar you should get in a day

>>19701644
>Ask people how many calories they think are the minimum requirement per day
>Everyone telling me anywhere between 2000 to 3000 calories as a bare minimum required to not starve
>Mfw
>These people are sedentary, work on a pc all day and couldn't possibly be burning even 1000 calories from their activity
>They consider that ammount the bare minimum so regularly they eat even more than that
>They think 2000 calories is good enough on a DIET
And this is how most fatties i know got fat and stay fat. I honestly don't even think that the whole 3 meals a day meme should not exist anymore, maybe if you do manual labor but most people aren't burning all that food.

>>19700274
I’ve always wondered what sort of cheese that was. Cheddar? Colby?

>>19700916
I'm sorry that your boyfriend is a bigger faggot than you. You might have too much patience for him.

>>19696186
>>19697488
>>19699390
it hurts knowing there will never be a popular and long lasting fitness movement to reverse this inevitable decline into global obese mediocrity, and they'll happily clap like seals for more

>>19696578

The other posters are incorrect. It's actually just highly concentrated coffee. It gets syrupy with most of the water removed.

>>19703432
Are you implying that shit isn't 50% sugar? (Or even worse, HFCS.)

>>19696198
It doesn't say coffee on it, why would it have coffee? Because it's served as a coffee drink at a coffee shop? How dare you assume.

>>19703505
>>19703575

I'm just telling you guys what the deal is. The shitload of sugar gets added to the overall drink mix drink. "Coffee syrup" is just concentrated coffee. It's the little ingredient added along with the massive amounts of sugar and milk to create this drink. It doesn't have sugar because it's a basic ingredient, not a drink. It gets added with sugar and cream to things to create a drink.

>>19696882
can someone make a webm for the adults that don't use zoomtok

>>19703606
Funny how a drug eventually gets turned into an ingredient in itelf, how much of the cigarette is tabacco at this point and how much is fiber glass?

>>19696271
It’s a blended ice drink, would you prefer to just drink straight sugar syrup concentrate?

>>19696809
She is literally ugly as fuck

>>19703575
it doesn't say it's a coffee drink at all, it's clearly a munchkin's drinks as displayed via the ADD 4 munchkin's part of the receep.

>>19703613
>>19696882

>>19696753

>>19703784
>2/3rds of Americans are type 2 diabetic or pre-diabetic
Is this even true? "Muh americans hurrdurr" shitposts don't count.

>>19704187
"Pre-diabetic" is a pretty vague thing. As far as I'm aware it essentially means your insulin levels remain higher than normal for longer than normal, ie. you've accrued some insulin resistance. It doesn't imply that this insulin resistance will escalate to a point where the system breaks down and you're officially T2 diabetic.

One defining feature of current medical practice is that diagnostic tools are becoming so sensitive that people are being diagnosed with things either well before they really have them, or things that won't even become a problem in the future. This can mean all sorts of stress and unnecessary treatments for patients.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Yjod5R7Ow

So I guess to answer your question, I can't imagine anywhere near 2/3 of Americans actually having medical issues relating to type 2 diabetes. It's just numbers being pumped up by poor medical practice.

>>19697524
listen here jack

>>19701106
Thirdies can't handle National Bulk Year

>>19696186
I don’t know why they don’t just supply the stores with a premixed sludge/powder that already has everything but the whipped cream on top

>>19704638
As you can tell they already have a variety of sludges on hand with which to brew the specialty sludge. Having to manage logistics for entire sludge packs for every new flavor would be a nightmare

I live in Europe and see a lot of tourists, there was a group of Amerishart tourists that I saw last week and literally all of them were overweight or obese

Drinking a cup of maple syrup is probably better for you.

>>19704638
Maybe the customers would be turned off by seeing it made so quickly. Kinda like how people used to not trust calculators because they were returning answers "too quickly" so companies made the calculators artificially pause.

>>19696186
>coffee fastfood place has seasonal milkshake
shocker.

>>19696578
Add sugar to black coffee, boil down until it's syrup.

>>19699390
>263g sugar
>quarter of a kilogram
>half a pound
>the weight of 4 tennis balls

>>19704187
something like 70% of the country is overweight. and then something like close to half are obese. OBESE. there's 215+ million people that are fucking obese.

>>19696186
wypipo rly puttin donut holes in they coffee

Ive been underweight and malnourished for someone of my height for as long as I remember, i get people bitching at me to eat more food and take supplements to gain some weight.
A physician who gave me a checkup like 7 years ago told me that I'm a perfectly healthy weight and I shouldn't have american standards for thinking im underweight.
I hardly ever eat more than one single meal a day.
Something like this would be all I'd get for the next 36 hours. Then after a horrible dehydrating diarrhea I'd eat again.

You people are such fucking babies, dear God

>>19704187
>Is this even true? "Muh americans hurrdurr" shitposts don't count.

yeah. lots of people are skinny fat, which is to say they weigh more than they should or even look because weight gain from sugar consumption doesnt bloat you out like if you eat too many calories, but rather generates fat deposits first around your organs. Its why 30 year old sugar consumers get beer bellies. It takes awhile for all that fat to pile on before it starts showing, but you are already unhealthy as fuck before it does.

children are also being born overweight from their mother's diet of sugar, and tons of poor people, especially blacks and hispanics, are overweight as well from all the free processed sugar-slop that they get from welfare/foodbank/ebt programs.

>>19697164
>>19700331
>t. leftist bootlicking mutts
you will never be White

>>19705422
Why the fuck does a calculator need a stylus

>>19707096
That calculator didnt have push buttons, the stylus was necessary for inputs.

>>19697510
>Anything else we do is a belated rush to catch up to the rest of the world that's had real, good coffee for centuries
You’re doing the leftfag version of “there’s America and then the rest of the world”
The vast majority of the world didn’t have a coffee tradition, that’s mostly Mediterranean countries and some pockets of trading ports. Most countries have some type of tea tradition instead.
It’s unironically Starbucks that popularized espresso worldwide and made it a dominant drink.

>>19701728
So do you really think that if you lie perfectly still all day, you consume zero calories?

>>19704187
>>19704267
“Pre-diabetes” was invented because drug companies wanted to sell drugs to people with sugar addiction but no obvious symptoms, and they need a diagnostic code from DSM to be able to charge to insurance
Sugar is the Great Satan, but creating a fake disease to sell expensive drugs so people can continue gorging themselves on picrel shit only makes things worse by enabling

>>19697488
a baskin robbins Large praline milkshake has 1440 calories and 175 grams of sugar
literal pure ice cream is only SLIGHTLY less healthy than this coffee drink

>>19701072
we dont anymore, sizes of drinks got cut in half during the fagdemic but costs the same

>>19701415
>korea
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT

>>19707125
That is retarded if true

>>19707340
It was the 70's, things were rapidly evolving and keypads with pushbuttons that tiny weren't cheap to make at all.

>>19707362
Huh I looked it up and you weren’t kidding, makes sense. I would lose patience using that thing if the only alternative wasn’t doing math by hand

>>19696753
La Goblina de las Americas... desu mangs

nowhere NEAR as bad as the baskin robins oreo milkshake